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Miyuki Shirafune
Hedion University
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Posted - 2009.12.10 04:50:00 -
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Edited by: Miyuki Shirafune on 10/12/2009 04:52:17 tl;dr - mostly w-space dwelling 'wormbear' with aspirations of PvP ganks hulk, tears and hilarity ensue.
Long time lurker, C&P has taught me much of paranoia and provided endless lulz.
I dwell in w-space and generally mind my own business. My character is fairly young and has been on the receiving end of non-consensual PvP, no big deal, it's EvE. Circumstances of training have directed my main towards science and industry, but I aspire someday to cast away the chains of NPC ratting to essplode other people's ships.
One day as I was returning from our neighboring class 4, I spot a lone Hulk on d-scan. I become tachycardic as my mind races. Was this an unsuspecting solo miner taking advantage of my Ark? Obvious bait is obvious? I scan it down in a grav site as fast as I can, worried that he'll see my probes on d-scan.
Nothing ventured, nothing lost, I decide, and hurriedly flew back to my POS to refit a scram. I warp to the grav site, palpitating (yeah, I know it's just a Hulk, gimme a break, I'm usually a carebear) when I see dagnabbit, the Hulk is still there but 100 km away mining ??WTF crokite.
As I bookmark the rock he's pounding holes in and warp away, I'm thinking man, he shoulda seen either my probes or me on d-scan by now, I've lost it. But I warp back and he's still there. I lock and scram him, and soon thereafter he goes kerpow. I strike up a conversation (I'm still nice) hoping to teach him about d-scan, aligning, and the general danger of w-space mining. I was not prepared for what ensued:
Him > WTF do you want Him > either answer me or go f*** urself a$$hole
Me > Hi sir - I should inform you that it's a good idea to check d-scan every now and then. You would have seen my BC flying over. I also warped in at 100 km away, had to warp away to warp over to you. [You] Had plenty of time to warp out.
Him > DUDE Him > THE F**KEN Him > overview Him > was FILLED WITH ROIDS Me > W-space is 0.0 sir. Me > There's no "my rocks" sign on grav sites. Him > yeah and maybe u can be a f**ken decent person for once in ur damn a$$holic lif Him > go f*** urself ***** Me > PS Set up an overview with no rocks
I left that gaming session with a spring in my step and a grin on my face. I had just had my first taste of emorage tears and they were TASTY!
Although my training queue is still filled with science skills, I promise that when this is all over the bear suit gets tossed and I'm going to go find me more of whatever that tears stuff is.
* curtsy *
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Cupcake Girl
Pillow Fighters Inc
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Posted - 2009.12.10 04:52:00 -
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First.
Tl;dr
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Mickey Simon
TEMPLAR.
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Posted - 2009.12.10 05:06:00 -
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The first tears are always the sweetest. Glad you had fun ^_^
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Drakan290
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Posted - 2009.12.10 05:07:00 -
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Originally by: Cupcake Girl First.
Tl;dr
no **** your tl;dr read it
it was very good to read
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Jarik Utoni
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.12.10 05:09:00 -
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nice! congrats on your first, and great read! ---- -Jarik Utoni, Cov Ops Pilot (in training) d(^.^)b |
Alhambra Trellane
Harbingers of Chaos Inc. Consortium.
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Posted - 2009.12.10 05:19:00 -
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Welcome to real eve. Enjoy your stay.
Don't ming my typing, I just beat a sobriety checkpoint.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.12.10 05:23:00 -
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Lol wormbear... I like that term.
Originally by: Alekseyev Karrde
HYDRA PROVAIL!
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The Crushah
Gallente Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS
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Posted - 2009.12.10 05:47:00 -
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*Teaches Miyuki the secret handshake*
Welcome to the dark side my friend. Theres free coffee in the break room.
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Tau Dades
Caldari Even End of the Universe
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Posted - 2009.12.10 06:15:00 -
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did u get his pod?
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DocBlood
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Posted - 2009.12.10 07:38:00 -
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Originally by: Miyuki Shirafune
Him > DUDE Him > My F**KEN Him > brain Him > is FILLED WITH ROIDS
fixed
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Spectre Wraith
Darwin Inc.
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Posted - 2009.12.10 08:05:00 -
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I hope you got that pod.
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Dannerkongen
Lootex
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Posted - 2009.12.10 08:13:00 -
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too bad that guy was such a crybaby! he had good communicationskills
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.10 10:08:00 -
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I love when people call you a scumbag but have the worst social skills possible.
Originally by: Tirus Sinobi Your response has set your intelligence barrier so low that anything you post from here on that breaches it, will have to be considered posted by somebody else.
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TimMc
Gallente Psykotic Meat Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.12.10 10:30:00 -
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Good read and congrats on the first tears.
I've always assumed wormholes were usually empty so never bothered trying to pvp there.
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Q429
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Posted - 2009.12.10 10:43:00 -
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Edited by: Q429 on 10/12/2009 10:43:03
Originally by: Lady Spank I love when people call you a scumbag but have the worst social skills possible.
It's even better when they determine your real life personality by examining how you play internet spaceships.
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Tierie
Caldari Duty.
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Posted - 2009.12.10 10:56:00 -
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I got a feeling, oooh, that tonight's gonna be a good night. That tonight's gonna be a good night, that tonight's gonna be a good good night.
A feeling, oohoooh that tonight's gonna be a good night, that tonight's gonna be a good night, that tonight's gonna be a good good night.
Tonight's the night, let's live it up, I got my money, let's spend it all. Go out and smash it, like OH MY GOD, jump off that sofa. Let's kick it OFF!
I know that we'll have a ball, if we get down and go out and just lose it all. I feel stressed out, I wanna let it go, Let's go way out, spaced out. And losing all control.
Fill up my car, MAZEL TOV. Look at her dancing, just take it... OFF! Let's paint the town, we'll shut it down. Let's burn the roof, and we'll do it again.
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hackzor nstuff
Amarr Noir.
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Posted - 2009.12.10 11:00:00 -
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Originally by: Mickey Simon The first tears are always the sweetest. Glad you had fun ^_^
hey mickey your so fine your so fine you blow my mind hey hey hey mickey
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2009.12.10 11:06:00 -
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I'm a roid miner and I'm OK I sleep all night and I macro all day (He's a roid miner and he's OK He sleeps all night and he macros all day) I mine asteroids, I eat my lunch I go to the lavat'ry On Wednesdays I go shopping And have buttered scones for tea (He mines asteroids...) (He's a roid miner...) I mine asteroids, I skip and jump I love to press wild flowers I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars (He mines asteroids...) (He's a roid miner...) I mine asteroids, I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa (He mines asteroids...) (He's a roid miner...)
Originally by: Tirus Sinobi Your response has set your intelligence barrier so low that anything you post from here on that breaches it, will have to be considered posted by somebody else.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.12.10 11:07:00 -
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Originally by: hackzor nstuff
Originally by: Mickey Simon The first tears are always the sweetest. Glad you had fun ^_^
hey mickey your so fine your so fine you blow my mind hey hey hey mickey
FYP. I actually like that song..
Originally by: Alekseyev Karrde
HYDRA PROVAIL!
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Ospie
Core Impulse Phalanx Alliance
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Posted - 2009.12.10 11:08:00 -
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Originally by: Drakan290
Originally by: Cupcake Girl First.
Tl;dr
no **** your tl;dr read it
it was very good to read
This ^ :P
Glad you had fun, scrap the science skills and pull out the eyepatch, way more fun :D
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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari The Phoenix Enclave
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Posted - 2009.12.10 14:22:00 -
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For those needing a pictorial TLDR of the OP:
Seriously, always good to see another bear turn pirate
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jimmyjam
Gallente Sinner Among Saints Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2009.12.10 16:02:00 -
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When people cuss at me in game it makes me hard.
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Mickey Simon
TEMPLAR.
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Posted - 2009.12.10 17:59:00 -
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Originally by: hackzor nstuff
hey mickey your so fine your so fine you blow my mind hey hey hey mickey
Given I've been out of game for over a week this is the first time recently people have done this. I still hate you for it though :P
Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku For those needing a pictorial TLDR of the OP:
Seriously, always good to see another bear turn pirate
I guess the obvious direct to DVD title would be "When Carebears Go Wild"? Sounds a lot dirtier than the OP really is, but this could help drive sales.
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Simvastatin Montelukast
Qui dormit non peccat Gunmen of the Apocalypse
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Posted - 2009.12.10 18:19:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank I'm a roid miner and I'm OK I sleep all night and I macro all day (He's a roid miner and he's OK He sleeps all night and he macros all day) I mine asteroids, I eat my lunch I go to the lavat'ry On Wednesdays I go shopping And have buttered scones for tea (He mines asteroids...) (He's a roid miner...) I mine asteroids, I skip and jump I love to press wild flowers I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars (He mines asteroids...) (He's a roid miner...) I mine asteroids, I wear high heels Suspenders and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa (He mines asteroids...) (He's a roid miner...)
Man anytime you can get a Monty Python quote into a post, it's a good time.
Congrats on the kill.
Watch out for Lady Spank, she turned me into a newt!!
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Shina Windol
Caldari XII Legion
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Posted - 2009.12.10 19:07:00 -
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/me sniffles It brings a tear of joy to my eyes whenever a bear discovers the joys of the darkside...
If that's the case Sim, do you think she could help explain the theory that the world is banana-shaped? -------------------
Originally by: Vrabac ...for a moment I thought "You idiot, you just attacked God".
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Miyuki Shirafune
Hedion University
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Posted - 2009.12.10 23:36:00 -
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Edited by: Miyuki Shirafune on 10/12/2009 23:38:45 Thanks for the encouragement, folks. The C&P crowd can be rough but I've learned you appreciate a good story.
Originally by: Cupcake Girl Tl;dr
I put a tl;dr story up top just for folks with emergent sentience and limited attention span such as you. It appears I overestimated the sentience part.
No, I didn't get the pod. I'd like to know what mod can help a battlecruiser insta (or rapid) lock a pod, because I had though that frigs like inties were the best ships to point a pod.
As far as switching careers, my main is nearly done with training for all aspects of the strategic cruiser production line, so I might as well finish it out.
Plus is it a potential source of income to fund a tear-seeking habit. And (potentially) what better way of extracting tears in the very T3 cruisers that I construct?
In the meantime, I'll sanding my pegleg and knitting my eyepatch in anticipation!
Edit: I don't like the Black Eyed Peas - too vapid. Now, Toni Basil is more like it.
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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari The Phoenix Enclave
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Posted - 2009.12.11 01:16:00 -
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Originally by: Miyuki Shirafune
No, I didn't get the pod. I'd like to know what mod can help a battlecruiser insta (or rapid) lock a pod, because I had though that frigs like inties were the best ships to point a pod.
It's called lag. All the really pro pirates fit it to their ships...
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z0de
The Bastards The Bastards.
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Posted - 2009.12.11 01:21:00 -
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ROIDS EVERYWHERE! á á
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Phojes Gaeln
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Posted - 2009.12.11 02:31:00 -
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Originally by: z0de ROIDS EVERYWHERE!
This message brought to you by Preparation H.
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Dianna Soreil
Internal Anarchy
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Posted - 2009.12.11 04:07:00 -
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Quote: FILLED WITH ROIDS
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