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Listen
United Tactical Operations and Combat
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Posted - 2009.12.14 07:15:00 -
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Edited by: Listen on 14/12/2009 07:24:32
We all know the man laws; I know I've heard them over and over since I was a little boy. Most are simple, having been in place since the beginning of time. Others more complicated created for scenarios special to certain groups. But the bases of all man laws is one that is very simple, Bros before Hos.
If we can't look to our fellow men for advice when the opposite sex gets us in a rut who can we look to? Shouldn't we be able to turn to another guy with our problems, our suspicions, without having to worry about them using that information against us?
My friends I have story to tell you of the biggest ***** I have ever known. We met at the beginning of this year.
I didn't care much for him, but he had the hots for my girlfriend. He failed to see she was way out of his league and hung around like a lovestruck puppy. Now I don't know about you, but if there is one thing I hate, it is a guy who is willing to step on another guys toes for a girl. I couldn't believe the total disrespect in his outright display of affection for my girl.
Now I'm not usually a confrontational guy but this rubbed me the wrong way. I couldn't exactly go up and fight him, not only would it look bad to beat up a guy 7 inches shorter and 40 lbs heavier then me, but he never stood a chance with her so not much reason to get violent. I turned the cold shoulder to it, I trust my girl and if she wants a ***** to copy down notes for her in class and to tell all her emotional problems to that's fine by me.
But when he started playing eve he gave me a way to get back at him without having to worry about lawsuits. He plays because she does, he has tried to coerce her into giving him her password so he can train her skills. He has on multiple occasions asked her for my in game name so he could track me down.
Funny thing is she told him fake names and instead gave me his name. His third day in eve I showed up in his system and suicided his destroyer.
Ten days after the first time I killed him he joined a corporation in low sec and moved down there. I have killed him one other time since and hunt him even as I type this.
What is his crime you may wonder? Breaking the basic of man laws, trying to steal another man's girl.
And the punishment? I plan to kill him as many times as I can, make his career in eve miserable because there is no room for a ***** as big as him on the eve servers.
What do you think? Am I being ridiculous in my protection of the man laws? What do you think are some things a man should just never do?
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Amanda Mor
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Posted - 2009.12.14 07:19:00 -
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What you just wrote - that's what a man should never do. The terrible visual strucutre of your wall of text is painful, and the "story" contained within makes you look like a bigger ***** than the guy you're talking about.
Hope you have your flame suit on, you're about to get trolled...
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Tadashi Nishimoto
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Posted - 2009.12.14 07:28:00 -
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Just keep it to game mechanics.
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Brandon Billdt
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Posted - 2009.12.14 07:32:00 -
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Edited by: Brandon Billdt on 14/12/2009 07:32:55
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Wesley Hawkins
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.12.14 07:38:00 -
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Tl;dr
OP is worried that he is a dbag and his girl might leave him for another guy. So the OP blows up the other guys internet spaceship.
More at 11
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Aiadan Adathlyn
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Posted - 2009.12.14 07:42:00 -
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OMG Hi steve, I was wondering who you were :)
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Nieusha
Insidious Existence
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.12.14 07:47:00 -
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i didn't read anything you said, but i'd figure i'd share one of my stories
I was at Mcdonalds, and talking with some friends and there was this guy sitting in the corner all by himself. he looked sort of depressed. i didnÆt really think about it until later, though. he finished his food before us and walked out. like, 30 seconds later, we hear these brakes screeching and we were like æwtf, was that a car accident?Æ and we all stand up and look out the window. it was that kid. i guess he jumped in front of a car or something. he was just lying on the ground. i couldnÆt tell if he was alive or not. it was crazy. this lady standing in line started screaming and stuff. we didnÆt go out there, but we watched until the ambulance came. it was really sad when his mom showed up though. they had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and as they were putting him into the ambulance, I called my mom to tell her what happened and that I saw the tread marks on his chest and head and she screamed æyouÆre movinÆ in with your uncle and auntie in BelAir.Æ I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said ôfreshö and it had dice in the mirror. if anything i could say that this cat was rare, but i thought ônah forget it, yo, homes, to bel air.ö i pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and i yelled to the cabby ôyo homes, smell ya later.ö looking at my kingdom, i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of BelAir.
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Listen
United Tactical Operations and Combat
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Posted - 2009.12.14 07:49:00 -
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 Originally by: Wesley Hawkins
Tl;dr
OP is worried that he is a dbag and his girl might leave him for another guy. So the OP blows up the other guys internet spaceship.
More at 11
Except it was my girl who turned me onto the fact that he played eve, and gave me his in game name so I could find him. Trust me I have nothing to worry about when it comes to this other guy.
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Moya81
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Posted - 2009.12.14 07:50:00 -
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Why not simply solve it like any real man would. Stand infront of him smiling and being nice, and then suddenly sneeze. "Ooops did I just obliterate your nose?"
BTW bringing this pathetic story here just makes you look like a pre-pube nerd.
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Wesley Hawkins
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.12.14 07:54:00 -
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its obvious you have nothing to worry about.
If you where worried you'd probably spend all day trying to track him down to kill his pixels then make a post about how cool you are for doing so.
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Listen
United Tactical Operations and Combat
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Posted - 2009.12.14 07:54:00 -
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Originally by: Nieusha
i didn't read anything you said, but i'd figure i'd share one of my stories
I was at Mcdonalds, and talking with some friends and there was this guy sitting in the corner all by himself. he looked sort of depressed. i didnÆt really think about it until later, though. he finished his food before us and walked out. like, 30 seconds later, we hear these brakes screeching and we were like æwtf, was that a car accident?Æ and we all stand up and look out the window. it was that kid. i guess he jumped in front of a car or something. he was just lying on the ground. i couldnÆt tell if he was alive or not. it was crazy. this lady standing in line started screaming and stuff. we didnÆt go out there, but we watched until the ambulance came. it was really sad when his mom showed up though. they had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and as they were putting him into the ambulance, I called my mom to tell her what happened and that I saw the tread marks on his chest and head and she screamed æyouÆre movinÆ in with your uncle and auntie in BelAir.Æ I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said ôfreshö and it had dice in the mirror. if anything i could say that this cat was rare, but i thought ônah forget it, yo, homes, to bel air.ö i pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and i yelled to the cabby ôyo homes, smell ya later.ö looking at my kingdom, i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of BelAir.
another thing a man should never do, commit suicide. It even affects people you don't even know. In this case, you, who was forced to move in with your aunt and uncle because of his selfish actions.
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Listen
United Tactical Operations and Combat
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Posted - 2009.12.14 08:00:00 -
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Originally by: Wesley Hawkins
its obvious you have nothing to worry about.
If you where worried you'd probably spend all day trying to track him down to kill his pixels then make a post about how cool you are for doing so.
It's more of a "for the fun of it" kind of thing really. I honestly don't think me blowing him up is gonna make my girl want me any more then she already does, just like him playing eve isn't going to make her want him. It's simply I'm in between war decs and was looking for something to do when she gave me his name. Voila something to do! :D
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Kingwood
Amarr
Hello Kitty Pyjama Piwates
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Posted - 2009.12.14 08:06:00 -
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Edited by: Kingwood on 14/12/2009 08:06:30
Why don't you just kick him in the nuts next time you see him. Just shout "in game" while doing it and you don't have to worry about a lawsuit or something.
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Amanda Mor
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Posted - 2009.12.14 08:08:00 -
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Originally by: Listen
Originally by: Wesley Hawkins
its obvious you have nothing to worry about.
If you where worried you'd probably spend all day trying to track him down to kill his pixels then make a post about how cool you are for doing so.
It's more of a "for the fun of it" kind of thing really. I honestly don't think me blowing him up is gonna make my girl want me any more then she already does, just like him playing eve isn't going to make her want him. It's simply I'm in between war decs and was looking for something to do when she gave me his name. Voila something to do! :D
So what was the "something a man should never do" all about? He shouldn't make moves on your girl (whom, I am to understand, really really REALLY wants you), and now you're going to make him pay with his internet pixel life? Because this "for the fun of it" thing doesn't really mesh with this in-game revenge thing you've got going on.
If it's just for the "lulz" and you don't care about him or feel threatened, why make a thread about it? Hell, even if you admit you're threatened by him and want to blow him up, why make a thread about it? It's not like anyone cares about your out of game high school issues one way or the other anyway.
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Kingwood
Amarr
Hello Kitty Pyjama Piwates
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Posted - 2009.12.14 08:14:00 -
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It's probably just two nerdy fat guys battling over this really heavy-weight blonde with unshaved armpits anyway. To the Eve arena!
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Xanice Vek
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Posted - 2009.12.14 08:18:00 -
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Of the things that a man should not do
I will give you a hint as to two
Don't act really lame
In an internet game
And don't tell C'n'P if you do.
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RedClaws
Amarr
Dragon's Rage
Green Alliance
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Posted - 2009.12.14 08:20:00 -
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Edited by: RedClaws on 14/12/2009 08:21:09
Originally by: listen
*snip*
What are you, like 12?
"Ohnoes somebody is after my girl, I claim he's out of her league but i'm still intimidated enough to nerdrage about him and blow his virtual ship up"
Any semi-mature person would have been able to fix the problem in like 5 minutes just by talking to the guy.
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Listen
United Tactical Operations and Combat
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Posted - 2009.12.14 08:21:00 -
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Originally by: Amanda Mor
So what was the "something a man should never do" all about? He shouldn't make moves on your girl (whom, I am to understand, really really REALLY wants you), and now you're going to make him pay with his internet pixel life? Because this "for the fun of it" thing doesn't really mesh with this in-game revenge thing you've got going on.
If it's just for the "lulz" and you don't care about him or feel threatened, why make a thread about it? Hell, even if you admit you're threatened by him and want to blow him up, why make a thread about it? It's not like anyone cares about your out of game high school issues one way or the other anyway.
Becuase we both play the same video game now. And we can either be friends or enemies, I obviously can't trust him because of what he has done in real life so I can't trust him in game. That makes him an enemy and the best thing to do with a weak enemy is put them in their place before they get bigger.
I like to pvp, and I like the odds stacked against me, and this guy has led me to a corp that is bringing it. I might have bitten off more then I can chew, but I log on and I have people who want to kill me. It just fuels into the bargain that I get to shoot this guy as well.
As for why the thread? I like to write...and I don't talk in local.
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Listen
United Tactical Operations and Combat
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Posted - 2009.12.14 08:28:00 -
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Originally by: Kingwood
It's probably just two nerdy fat guys battling over this really heavy-weight blonde with unshaved armpits anyway. To the Eve arena!
Yep I'm 5 foot and 150 lbs, Irishman, the girl in question is a 300 lb black girl I met at a strip bar seven months ago named Shaquisha. I love those black boobies so much, I just can't give them over to Jarome.
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Kingwood
Amarr
Hello Kitty Pyjama Piwates
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Posted - 2009.12.14 08:28:00 -
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Maybe if you were better at fitting ships your gf would like you more? Use large shield extenders instead of medium shield extenders on Vagabonds next time. Size counts.
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Brandon Billdt
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Posted - 2009.12.14 08:38:00 -
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Edited by: Brandon Billdt on 14/12/2009 08:39:40
Sounds like a personal problem to me, why bring it to the forums?
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danndx
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Posted - 2009.12.14 08:48:00 -
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ah well when i started chatting to him n said hi he was an arrogant ass towards me, so **** it, i wanna kill him again please =D
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Hallan Turrek
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2009.12.14 08:51:00 -
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Fred Kyong
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Posted - 2009.12.14 08:55:00 -
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Originally by: Listen
...What do you think are some things a man should just never do?
Well, ya know... you should mabye not shoot the guy, more likely your GF :)
If it is not him it¦s maybe someone else :)
Well, this is a game. Just keep it this way.
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Listen
United Tactical Operations and Combat
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Posted - 2009.12.14 08:56:00 -
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This Is A Troll!!!
No way man, this is the real deal... |
RedClaws
Amarr
Dragon's Rage
Green Alliance
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Posted - 2009.12.14 09:37:00 -
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Yup, he's 12 
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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari
The Phoenix Enclave
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Posted - 2009.12.14 09:43:00 -
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yo cool story bro but i got to ask is there a man law against paragraphs cuz if there is i think i'm pretty boned
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Grunanca
Final Agony
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Posted - 2009.12.14 09:43:00 -
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Originally by: Kingwood
It's probably just two nerdy fat guys battling over this really heavy-weight blonde with unshaved armpits anyway. To the Eve arena!
<3 WIN!
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Vicky Somers
Caldari
Rusty Anchor
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Posted - 2009.12.14 10:02:00 -
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If you want to start a new paragraph, you have to hit the enter key twice.
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RoboM
Heavens Gate Consortium
Distant Drums
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Posted - 2009.12.14 10:07:00 -
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Originally by: Wesley Hawkins
its obvious you have nothing to worry about.
If you where worried you'd probably spend all day trying to track him down to kill his pixels then make a post about how cool you are for doing so.
This tbh
To the OP - I like your grasp and in-depth understanding of law - a bright legal career in the legal proffession beckons.
If someone was after my girl I would have blown up his destroyer every day - thats the l33t thnig to do.
R.
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