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Syringe
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Posted - 2010.01.07 15:57:00 -
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Finally caught up on the Joe Show.
You guys got it all wrong.
Joe is the most brilliant troll the world has ever seen and I am astounded by his sheer awesomeness...
because there's just no other explanation. There can't be.
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Syringe
Incura
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Posted - 2010.01.07 21:55:00 -
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 Originally by: Dracoknight
I wish he was a troll, believe me, i wish he was of all my heart just for his sake...
But in the end, it seems like Joe is just the idiot we think he is.
Ha! Clearly your simple mind cannot comprehend the sheer amazing brilliance of Joe. Puny weakling.
That's the ONLY possible explanation. "Why?" you ask. Because it's not possible to contain this much stupid. I should know. I'm a doctor.
Joe - I understand and bow to your total awesomeness...
(...not really a doctor...)
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Syringe
Incura
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Posted - 2010.01.07 22:29:00 -
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Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Unless Joe is some sort of advanced life form capable of the mental gymnastics required to maintain the persona for that long.
Crap - Joe, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to expose you!
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
If Joe is a troll...he is masterful. I'm betting on 'not a troll' myself.
I hearby found the Church of Joe(tm). Your lack of faith is disturbing - you will be branded as a heretic. Accepting donations - all of which will continue to fund the war so that Joe might troll till the ends of eternity! Please send to this character.
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War isn't the answer. However, the objective isn't to provide answers rather than eliminate the question. |
Syringe
Incura
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Posted - 2010.01.08 20:57:00 -
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Edited by: Syringe on 08/01/2010 20:58:25
Originally by: Zedrik Cayne
Hopefully the providence holders will realize that Joe is attempting to use them as his personal army to protect him from his well deserved investigation (aka: Providence Holder Meatshield).
It seems to me that you don't fully understand how Providence works. As long as Joe never fires a shot in aggression, they'll back him up without question. Should any of CVAs little low-sec pet corps catch on, they'll whine and CVA will ignore them. Should the pet corps do anything about it, they'll be branded as pirates. I've been messing with them for a long time and they're pretty black and white about things.
I've got a couple of my adventures over in that space at eve-pirate. Not nearly as epic or entertaining as the Joe Show tbh though.
update: fixed link
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Syringe
Incura
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Posted - 2010.01.12 15:38:00 -
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Originally by: Millie Clode
From CVA's guidelines page:
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This is a rarely used sanction...
Hrm... I seem to recall them being very liberal with it. I'm fairly certain they've redlisted at least 4 of my characters at some point or another for various reasons.
Hey - it's not MY fault they let their pets mine lowsec in unprotected hulks!
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War isn't the answer. However, the objective isn't to provide answers rather than eliminate the question. |
Syringe
Incura
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Posted - 2010.01.20 16:08:00 -
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aight - gonna take a break from grinding to roll down there with you guys for a bit. I was trying to behave, but I think a joe corpse would make me happy.
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War isn't the answer. However, the objective isn't to provide answers rather than eliminate the question. |
Syringe
Incura
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Posted - 2010.01.24 21:39:00 -
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Originally by: Exaduss
I posed a question to a -7- diplomat, in passing.
A CVA neutral corp, call it ImpCom, declares war against another corp, call it BL_ARR.
ImpCom then proceeds to hide in Providence, with the holders protecting them against their own war targets.
Now, this so far is fact.
Is this how the CVA intended the NRDS policy to be used?
I understand fleeing to Providence to avoid declarations against you.
But staying there and relying on the good graces of the holders to protect you from your own war targets seems a bit much.
This is how CVA NRDS mechanics have operated for years. They have been used in such a way on numerous occassions fairly constantly, and it has been brought to their attention - this is not something they are ignorant of. They have protected macroers, smacktalkers and cowards, and use their pet corps to do it.
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