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General Windypops
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.01.03 01:09:00 -
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Flinx Evenstar > I do have a joke though General Windypops > is it better than my exploding monkey one? Flinx Evenstar > had great xmas with family and inlaws so feeling good spirited Flinx Evenstar > 2 irish guys go on holiday General Windypops > i don't believe you Flinx Evenstar > they go mosse hunting in canada General Windypops > they're all broke due to the collapse of the euro Flinx Evenstar > *moose General Windypops > oh this is going well ;) Flinx Evenstar > you ruining joke :( General Windypops > ok i'll be quiet Flinx Evenstar > so they go moose hunting Flinx Evenstar > paddy and murphy Flinx Evenstar > they do well Flinx Evenstar > kill 8 moose Flinx Evenstar > happy with thier hall they head back to plane General Windypops > *their General Windypops > *haul Flinx Evenstar > this is probably better as a spoken joke Flinx Evenstar > haul = 8 dead moose Flinx Evenstar > captain of plane says Flinx Evenstar > who there, no way can you load that on board General Windypops > why did the pie cross the road? General Windypops > cause he was meat an two veg General Windypops > booom tish! General Windypops > oh..... you're still going General Windypops > ;) Flinx Evenstar > :( Flinx Evenstar > its a good joke, read from top again, Flinx Evenstar > glad you dont know it General Windypops > oh did it finish? i'll read up Flinx Evenstar > not yet General Windypops > ok i'm ready Flinx Evenstar > so captain says no way can you put them on board, its a small plane Flinx Evenstar > paddy says, fk off, we hunted hard Flinx Evenstar > and we were on exact same holiday last year Flinx Evenstar > the captain had same plane and he let us on board Flinx Evenstar > reluctantly pilot says ok Flinx Evenstar > plane takes off, but its too heavy General Windypops > oh god finish this Flinx Evenstar > 5 mins into flight it crashes into mountain Flinx Evenstar > paddy survives Flinx Evenstar > and looks at murphy General Windypops > they're welsh? Flinx Evenstar > he says oh ****, where do you think we are General Windypops > or scottish? Flinx Evenstar > need irish accent...punchline coming up General Windypops > oh irish General Windypops > ok General Windypops > hit me Flinx Evenstar > murphy says General Windypops > *drumroll* Flinx Evenstar > about 2miles from where we crashed last year
I thought I'd post this as a gesture of goodwill towards my CAOD enemies to prove that they really do have a sense of humour.
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Vasili Z
Minmatar Cosmic Odyssey BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.01.03 01:11:00 -
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All I get from this log is that you really are a jerkoff. -------
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Tinnian Maso
Gallente B4D W0LF Undivided
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Posted - 2010.01.03 01:34:00 -
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Originally by: Vasili Z All I get from this log is that you really are a jerkoff.
QFT.
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Carl Tremura
Caldari Ceptacemia Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.01.03 01:50:00 -
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so why did the monkey explode?
I gotta know.
Great post bro.. dont ever stop posting. Carl Tremura
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LadyScarlet
Minmatar Destructive Influence IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.01.03 01:51:00 -
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omg windypops you told me you went to bed !!
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britishfish
Minmatar Gladiators of Rage Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.01.03 01:58:00 -
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Originally by: Carl Tremura so why did the monkey explode?
I gotta know.
/signed
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Twigand Berries
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2010.01.03 01:59:00 -
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Originally by: LadyScarlet omg windypops you told me you went to bed !!
That's gross. An inflated amount of information that I didn't need to know.
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Flinx Evenstar
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.01.03 02:00:00 -
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I log in for the first time in 10days, and get insta convo from my stalker again.
Sorry for the bad joke, I found it funny. The log is clipped, obviously there was some discussion about alt posting on CAOD and how easy it was to bypass the rules
--- I spent 3 months in Delve, and all I got was a lousy Shrike mail
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Oninous
Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2010.01.03 02:11:00 -
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I see you bolded the funny parts
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Grace Kemp
Gallente Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2010.01.03 02:15:00 -
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Originally by: Carl Tremura so why did the monkey explode?
I gotta know.
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Adeptus mecanicus
Caldari The Flaming Sideburn's CURSE.
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Posted - 2010.01.03 02:38:00 -
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good joke flinx......horrid hekler
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Dream Raven
Amarr GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2010.01.03 02:57:00 -
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Originally by: Oninous I see you bolded the funny parts
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Luke Campbell
Gallente R E D E M P T I O N Black Star Alliance
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Posted - 2010.01.03 03:37:00 -
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hhmmm A racist joke. great indeed
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Spinalonga
Caldari As Far As The eYe can see Chained Reactions
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Posted - 2010.01.03 07:37:00 -
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Whats the most sadistic thing you can do to a blind man ? give him a gun say its a hairblower.
now thats a nice joke ^^
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Caliwyrm O'Libr
Caldari Pilots From Honour Aeternus.
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Posted - 2010.01.03 07:40:00 -
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I Like Monkeys
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought this was odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200 of them. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one of drive. His name was Sigmund. He was ******ed. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed. They punched me in the genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into it's third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive; they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sort of dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys. I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room; on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry monkeys. I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for awhile, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and I didn't want to call a plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortuntely there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't go bad. I tried to burn them, but little did I know that my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed, The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead monkeys and I really had to use the bathroom. So I went and severely beat one of the monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet one. He couldn't take it either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't quite know what to say. They pretended to like them, but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys. =======
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General Windypops
Gallente The Littlest Hobos Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.01.03 08:38:00 -
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I find it depressing that even a post made in the spirit of goodwill at this time of the turning of the year has been turned into a political football. I was simply posting the funny joke of a fine PL veteran for your enjoyment, for us all to enjoy while we waited for last night's pewpew.
Since you lot seem to like WW2 references, it's the CAOD equivalent of playing football between the trenches at Christmas time.
The exploding monkey joke is awesome. What noise does an exploding monkey make?
BABOON
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Sworn Absent
Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2010.01.03 09:20:00 -
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Edited by: Sworn Absent on 03/01/2010 09:20:11
Originally by: General Windypops I find it depressing that even a post made in the spirit of goodwill at this time of the turning of the year has been turned into a political football. I was simply posting the funny joke of a fine PL veteran for your enjoyment, for us all to enjoy while we waited for last night's pewpew.
Since you lot seem to like WW2 references, it's the CAOD equivalent of playing football between the trenches at Christmas time.
The exploding monkey joke is awesome. What noise does an exploding monkey make?
BABOON
i found a website more suited to people of your sense of humour www.ebaumsworld.com
E: no need to thank me
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Adeptus mecanicus
Caldari The Flaming Sideburn's CURSE.
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Posted - 2010.01.03 11:19:00 -
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Originally by: General Windypops
Since you lot seem to like WW2 references, it's the CAOD equivalent of playing football between the trenches at Christmas time.
the incident regarding the football match between the trenches was during WW1.......we who like WW2 references have actually opend a book
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Riedle
Minmatar Raptus Regalitor Black Legion.
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Posted - 2010.01.07 06:29:00 -
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Originally by: Adeptus mecanicus
Originally by: General Windypops
Since you lot seem to like WW2 references, it's the CAOD equivalent of playing football between the trenches at Christmas time.
the incident regarding the football match between the trenches was during WW1.......we who like WW2 references have actually opend a book
FAIL Confirmed.
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kano donn
Amarr The Penumbra Initiative R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.01.07 09:14:00 -
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Originally by: Caliwyrm O'Libr I Like Monkeys
Win.
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CCP StevieSG
Minmatar C C P C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2010.01.07 10:19:00 -
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Locked. Off topic.
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