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Zostera
Minmatar SniggWaffe Greater Pathetic Community
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Posted - 2010.01.04 17:14:00 -
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Sniggwaffe is recruiting. One of the oldest pirate/pvp training corps in the game is opening it's doors to noobs and spies once again. This is a great opportunity to get into the PvP experience in a laid back and fun corporation. Sniggwaffe is also the recruitment corp for Pandemic Legion founder corp sniggerdly, so with a bit of effort you may be offered the opportunity to graduate to SNIGG.
What do we do? Some corps have very distinct modus operandii, Dirt Nap for example specialise in Cov-ops hot drops, Noir are mercenary specialists. At Waffles we pride ourselves on our unique ability to die in a fire, yes thats right, we go out, find a fight, die in it, come home, do it again. Sniggwaffe isn't about killboard stats or taking space, it's about learning, and about having fun while doing it.
So how do you join? You need to have some basic stuff.
1 million Skill points 1 month in game Working mic and teamspeak installed Sense of fun
That doesn't mean we are just looking for low SP players, higher SP players are very welcome too, either looking to graduate to SNIGG or just to have fun with us.
We generally live in low sec and will be concentrating our efforts on 0.0 roams/cov-ops drops and stuff, but there is plenty of ops variety to keep everyone at every level entertained. It does help if you don't mind moving around a bit, because we do, and it does help if you have some independent money making because your sec status can (doesn't have to but likely will) go to hell in a handbag from time to time.
Last point, you must be willing to provide a FULL API KEY (oh noes) so that we can make a show of pretending we are not recruiting spies. This will be used once to check your game history prior to recruitment and then may be changed. We don't do anything scammy with it, only our CEO will look at it, and frankly we are too lazy to take advantage of it in any other way.
There you go, if YOU want to be a WAFFLE, you can send a mail to Wild Rho in game, have a chat in "join sniggwaffe" channel then pop an application into our corp once api is checked. No need for fancy interviews or forum applications and stuff, we're much too terrible for that sort of thing.
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Zostera
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.01.05 21:21:00 -
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Originally by: KR1MiNaL Hell yes
Nicely summarised.
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Zostera
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.01.07 00:05:00 -
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Forty*******seven bombers every day
Will one of them be you?
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Zostera
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.01.08 09:38:00 -
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Originally by: Wild Rho Life as a Waffle (made by Zos).
Oh god, I should point out these little movies contain audio that is NOT safe for work.
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Zostera
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.01.16 14:56:00 -
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Originally by: Wild Rho *pelvic thrust*
Low cost optional extra's - see Rho for details.
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Zostera
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.01.17 16:06:00 -
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From CAOD - Most feared alliances
Originally by: Sator deHarak Easily should be Ivy league and sniggwaffe.
No, seriously, these organizations have been able to turn greenhorns into protean pvpers with their only requirements being "have ship, will travel."
I don't know what the various other linguistic groups have per se, but nothing is as threatening as a group who has put most people past 07 from bear to pvper than any other group.
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Zostera
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.01.19 08:12:00 -
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Curently located in a very busy low sec region with several 0.0 regions in just a couple jumps range, and with 10 or 15 new members the Waffles are gearing up for a bunch of fun.
Join them, more people welcome in every time zone.
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Zostera
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.02.17 08:26:00 -
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Updated OP.
If you want to get into the tear extraction business now would be a good time to join waffles as some of our more evil members are orchestrating a campaign of general naughtiness.
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Zostera
Minmatar Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.04.02 21:53:00 -
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***RECRUITMENT CLOSED***
Just like it says, Waffe recruitment is closed for a short time while we take the time to spy on the spies that have joined to spy on us. Waffles are however cheaper than a two dollar hooker and don't stay closed for long, so please peruse the info below and keep an eye out for normal service being resumed.
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