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Soulless Trader
Royal Order of Security Specialists Late Night Alliance
66
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Posted - 2012.06.26 22:44:00 -
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Two rules
1. only one confession 2. Eve related only ( Tho the stories of that " one time " with your distant cousin would be cool but lets keep it PG)
I will start
I confess to: having to having at least 3 Lady Gaga songs on my pvp playlist... does that make me a bad person ?
Your turn.
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AFK Hauler
State War Academy
686
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Posted - 2012.06.26 22:45:00 -
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I confess that this is not my real name.
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Soulless Trader
Royal Order of Security Specialists Late Night Alliance
66
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Posted - 2012.06.26 22:45:00 -
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AFK Hauler wrote:I confess that this is not my real name.
Lies ! |

Corina Jarr
Spazzoid Enterprises Purpose Built
892
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Posted - 2012.06.26 22:46:00 -
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I confess that this one time I let a guy (who was rather noobish) out of our WH for free.
Made up for it since though. |
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
13

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Posted - 2012.06.26 22:48:00 -
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Corina Jarr wrote:I confess that this one time I let a guy (who was rather noobish) out of our WH for free.
Made up for it since though. I've done the same. Made him give up his loot for safe passage though. Nanoribbons galore! ISD Dorrim Barstorlode Ensign Community Communication Liasions (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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Syllviaa
Dominus Nex Angelus
2
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Posted - 2012.06.26 22:50:00 -
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I confess that I laughed at the guy that got scammed out of 800mil which he purchased with his birthday money on his birthday. Free CCP Zymurgist, RubyPorto, Talon SilverHawk, Karl Hobb, Malacath Azaria -Mallak Azaria (Soon to be free) -Malacath Azaria IB4TS |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1670
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Posted - 2012.06.26 22:53:00 -
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I confess that I pee in unattended pod goo. TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |

Bootleg Jack
Potters Field
152
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Posted - 2012.06.26 22:54:00 -
[8] - Quote
Just in case anyone confesses to anything bannable...
Stuff???
I'm an American, English is my second language... |

Nyreanya
Serenity Labs New Eden Research.
254
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Posted - 2012.06.26 22:55:00 -
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I podded a dev, and I liked it Not everyone thinks the same way you do. This doesn't automatically make them wrong. |

Bane Nucleus
The Kairos Syndicate Transmission Lost
95
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Posted - 2012.06.26 22:58:00 -
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I confess that I bombed a guys Vexor into a million piece while he was running an anom in my wh. I then gave him enough isk to buy a Myrm, since he at least had the balls to come in and try to run an anom. The isk also came with a few pointers for wh space. Alliance Diplomat, Recruiter |

Soulless Trader
Royal Order of Security Specialists Late Night Alliance
66
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Posted - 2012.06.26 22:59:00 -
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Syllviaa wrote:I confess that I laughed at the guy that got scammed out of 800mil on his birthday, which he purchased with his birthday money.
I love this one! |

Kimmi Chan
Illuminatus Reforged The Revenant Order
165
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:01:00 -
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I confess that I was day-tripping in Null in a frigate, was headed back to High Sec, slammed into a bubble, and was promptly dispatched by a fellow capsuleer (think it was someone in FA).
After I got into my new clone and dried off, I sent him a message thanking him for saving me the 37 jumps it would have taken me otherwise.
 -á"Miners mine so I don't have to." ~Metal Icarus |

Abdiel Kavash
Paladin Order Fidelas Constans
619
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:02:00 -
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I mined in highsec. Once. I fell asleep and drifted >1k km away. |

Soulless Trader
Royal Order of Security Specialists Late Night Alliance
66
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:03:00 -
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Abdiel Kavash wrote:I mined in highsec. Once. I fell asleep and drifted >1k km away.
You are a brave man! |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1670
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:04:00 -
[15] - Quote
Kimmi Chan wrote:I confess that I was day-tripping in Null in a frigate, was headed back to High Sec, slammed into a bubble, and was promptly dispatched by a fellow capsuleer (think it was someone in FA). After I got into my new clone and dried off, I sent him a message thanking him for saving me the 37 jumps it would have taken me otherwise. 
We call that the pod express. TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |

Adeleda Adoudel
Screaming War Eagles Incorporated
4
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:07:00 -
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I hunted down and killed a Guy who saved me from certain death 4 days before. I felt bad for a few seconds. His corpse is safe in my hanger tho. |

Pipa Porto
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
16
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:12:00 -
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Nyreanya wrote:I podded a dev, and I liked it
I kissed a girl, and I liked it. -RubyPorto
IB4TS |

Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari
262
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:18:00 -
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I've never even tried to scam anyone.  "For example, if you are thinking about selling a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail, be sure that the market volume is high on regular Firetails and that there are plenty of buy/sell contracts for Republic Fleet Firetails. [...] The players most interested in Republic Fleet Firetails are going to be players flying regular ones."-á -- PB |

Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
1657
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:22:00 -
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:Corina Jarr wrote:I confess that this one time I let a guy (who was rather noobish) out of our WH for free.
Made up for it since though. I've done the same. Made him give up his loot for safe passage though. Nanoribbons galore!
yeah, I had a straggler in a hole once and scanned down the exit for him.
it wasn't really being nice, I wanted him out of the hole so I could go on about my business 
"You were the chosen one Anakin, you were supposed to bring order to the galaxy, not destroy it!" -Obi Wan (Ben) Kenobi -á |

MeBiatch
Republic University Minmatar Republic
438
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:24:00 -
[20] - Quote
this one time i did a 10/10 complex with my friends and i said i would bring the loot to jita... well i messed up and fail jumped to rancer and lost over a billion in loot...
rule one reset your list to avoid low sec systems... PLEX FOR PIZZA! -áThere are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1672
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:24:00 -
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Morganta wrote: yeah, I had a straggler in a hole once
relevant TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |

Charles Baker
Federal Mineral Acquisition
1
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:25:00 -
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I confess to congratulating a nullsec camp on killing my Hurricane, while not paying attention and flying my pod into another camp. |

Nostradamouse Riraille
Blackreach. SRS.
29
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:30:00 -
[23] - Quote
I admit, When I was a 2 weeks old newbie, I once tried to scam other newbies out of their ships by offering my help to move their stuff somewhere else |

Darges Solette
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
9
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:31:00 -
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I confess to scamming someone for some starter capital isk for trading, feeling really bad about it and sending them double back a week later and promised to never scam again! |

Kimmi Chan
Illuminatus Reforged The Revenant Order
165
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:34:00 -
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Darges Solette wrote:I confess to scamming someone for some starter capital isk for trading, feeling really bad about it and sending them double back a week later and promised to never scam again!
Have you kept that promise? 
-á"Miners mine so I don't have to." ~Metal Icarus |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1672
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:35:00 -
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Kimmi Chan wrote:Darges Solette wrote:I confess to scamming someone for some starter capital isk for trading, feeling really bad about it and sending them double back a week later and promised to never scam again! Have you kept that promise? 
He said hes trading, so obviously not. TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |

Corina Jarr
Spazzoid Enterprises Purpose Built
894
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:36:00 -
[27] - Quote
I once spent 6 months in a WH. Then, upon entering HS from the WH, freaked out at the number of things on dscan. |

Quaaid
ABOS Industrial Enterprises
28
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:41:00 -
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I confess that:
I once entertained a ransom demand from a new player of 10m to not report me for killing him. Thinking better of the opportunity, I created a bookmark called "10,000,000 ISK". I jettisoned it and killed him again once he took it. The warning message from the GM was worth it. |

Alpheias
Euphoria Released Verge of Collapse
641
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:44:00 -
[29] - Quote
I confess that I am male despite playing a female character.
Though I am flattered by the interest that arise from time to time. I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more |

Large Collidable Object
morons.
1605
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:47:00 -
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When flying in a gang >15, I mute my mic and watch TV... You know... morons. |

Adalun Dey
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
27
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:54:00 -
[31] - Quote
I confess I once entertained the idea of confessing but then decided not to.
OR DID I? " Take my love, take my land, take me where I can not stand, I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me. "
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Imortal valkyrie
Enlightened Industries Test Alliance Please Ignore
3
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:56:00 -
[32] - Quote
I confess that I once camped a lowsec system for a week in a bomber, killed many noobs and gave most of them advice and isk... Raevyn Enderas > wasn't it Jerky Boys where they were talking about blasting someone in the ass with a vasoline potato? |

Ituhata
The Scope Gallente Federation
31
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:58:00 -
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I confess that I'm a really, really terrible pilot. |

Odelya d'Hanguest
Khanid-damashii
50
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Posted - 2012.06.26 23:59:00 -
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I confess that I used a Maller.
I wasn't bait. |

Pipa Porto
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
18
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Posted - 2012.06.27 00:01:00 -
[35] - Quote
Soulless Trader wrote:that " one time " with your distant cousin
was nice. -RubyPorto
IB4TS |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1672
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Posted - 2012.06.27 00:03:00 -
[36] - Quote
Imortal valkyrie wrote:lowsec [...] bomber
MFW
I confess that I often don't bother fitting points on ships, as people seem to think they're pointed. TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |

Soulless Trader
Royal Order of Security Specialists Late Night Alliance
66
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Posted - 2012.06.27 00:10:00 -
[37] - Quote
Pipa Porto wrote:Soulless Trader wrote:that " one time " with your distant cousin
was nice.
I know that feel... but that is for another time in another thread |

Pipa Porto
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
18
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Posted - 2012.06.27 00:13:00 -
[38] - Quote
Soulless Trader wrote:Pipa Porto wrote:Soulless Trader wrote:that " one time " with your distant cousin
was nice. I know that feel... but that is for another time in another thread
I feel your feel bro, and I know that feel you feel. -RubyPorto
IB4TS |

Masikari
State War Academy Caldari State
41
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Posted - 2012.06.27 00:14:00 -
[39] - Quote
I confess that in my peak I had 20 toons across 11 accounts.
Then the new UI came in... now I'm running half the amount  |

Soulless Trader
Royal Order of Security Specialists Late Night Alliance
66
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Posted - 2012.06.27 00:16:00 -
[40] - Quote
Pipa Porto wrote:Soulless Trader wrote:Pipa Porto wrote:Soulless Trader wrote:that " one time " with your distant cousin
was nice. I know that feel... but that is for another time in another thread I feel your feel bro, and I know that feel you feel.
Feelsgoodman |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1672
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Posted - 2012.06.27 00:27:00 -
[41] - Quote
Soulless Trader wrote: I confess to: having to having at least 3 Lady Gaga songs on my pvp playlist... does that make me a bad person ?
for you OP TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |

Soulless Trader
Royal Order of Security Specialists Late Night Alliance
66
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Posted - 2012.06.27 00:30:00 -
[42] - Quote
Akirei Scytale wrote:Soulless Trader wrote: I confess to: having to having at least 3 Lady Gaga songs on my pvp playlist... does that make me a bad person ?
for you OP
The horror.... tho I am still enjoying it :( |

Korg Leaf
Nocturnal Romance
32
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Posted - 2012.06.27 00:32:00 -
[43] - Quote
This one time.... At band camp.... I.... Wait.... Nope wrong thing. |

Pipa Porto
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
19
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Posted - 2012.06.27 00:43:00 -
[44] - Quote
Soulless Trader wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:Soulless Trader wrote: I confess to: having to having at least 3 Lady Gaga songs on my pvp playlist... does that make me a bad person ?
for you OP The horror.... tho I am still enjoying it :(
I know it's Katy Perry rather than Lady Gaga, but I'll just put this here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5q7aRisYj8 -RubyPorto
IB4TS |

Gitanmaxx
Viziam Amarr Empire
50
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Posted - 2012.06.27 03:33:00 -
[45] - Quote
I confess, I tell my girlfriend I'm going to bed then after she leaves I play eve. |

CptNerdRage
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2012.06.27 05:29:00 -
[46] - Quote
I am in love with Corinna Jarr and shes pixel only        |

Tobias Durandal
Wings of Redemption Black Flag Alliance
1
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Posted - 2012.06.27 05:42:00 -
[47] - Quote
I confess.
On my third day playing, I picked a fight with a much more skilled player in highsec, misled him to OMS, and set him up for pirates to pop him.
Okay, that's a lame confession.
Real one, sometimes I engage in asteroid pvp. |

Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
103
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Posted - 2012.06.27 05:43:00 -
[48] - Quote
I confess I once paid a 100 mil ransom to save my bil+ pod.
I was asked 50 mil and said straight up that I would pay 75 mil now and an additional 25 mil when my pod was in safety.
... back in the days when pods did not have killmail details on implants.
This was almost 2 years ago, still the same clone. |

Nostradamouse Riraille
Blackreach. SRS.
30
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Posted - 2012.06.27 05:44:00 -
[49] - Quote
Tobias Durandal wrote:I confess.
On my third day playing, I picked a fight with a much more skilled player in highsec, misled him to OMS, and set him up for pirates to pop him.
Okay, that's a lame confession.
Real one, sometimes I engage in asteroid pvp. Everyone... Gank him...
On a more serious note : The only reason I started pvping in first place was to get my security status down, so that I would be less bothered by other miners. Easier to shoo them away when you are in a mining catalyst |

Tobias Durandal
Wings of Redemption Black Flag Alliance
1
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Posted - 2012.06.27 05:47:00 -
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Nostradamouse Riraille wrote:Tobias Durandal wrote:I confess.
On my third day playing, I picked a fight with a much more skilled player in highsec, misled him to OMS, and set him up for pirates to pop him.
Okay, that's a lame confession.
Real one, sometimes I engage in asteroid pvp. Everyone... Gank him... On a more serious note : The only reason I started pvping in first place was to get my security status down, so that I would be less bothered by other miners. Easier to shoo them away when you are in a mining catalyst
My sec status taking that final blinky red plunge was all an accident. I meant to scan and instead hit shoot. |

black cree
Utopian Research I.E.L.
26
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Posted - 2012.06.27 05:56:00 -
[51] - Quote
I confess I forgot to dock my carrier from a level 4 mission "the blockade" and find myself in a med clone when i came back from a good shower. |

Zimmy Zeta
Paramount Commerce Masters of Flying Objects
1090
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Posted - 2012.06.27 06:06:00 -
[52] - Quote
Large Collidable Object wrote:When flying in a gang >15, I mute my mic and watch TV...
Several times already, when the FC was being annoying, I muted teamspeak and listened to this instead while going on a rampage and of course getting myself killed.
But I guess everybody does this from time to time, no?
-.- |

Tobias Durandal
Wings of Redemption Black Flag Alliance
2
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Posted - 2012.06.27 06:11:00 -
[53] - Quote
Another confession.
I once had a full set of gallente BPOs for frigs and cruisers. Knowing I'd be deployed soon, I left them in the care of another.
Like I said, I once had a full set. |

Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
1516
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Posted - 2012.06.27 06:30:00 -
[54] - Quote
I... I am a forum alt. |

Dalmont Delantee
The Black Legionnares SpaceMonkey's Alliance
28
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Posted - 2012.06.27 06:31:00 -
[55] - Quote
Back in the days of T2 bpo's I got a med nos ii in the lottery and as it was a pvp mod I thought it was crap and sold it for 500 mil (a lot of money in the day) sold my other T2 bpo I got on the lottery 2 years ago for 5 bil |

Tobias Durandal
Wings of Redemption Black Flag Alliance
2
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Posted - 2012.06.27 06:38:00 -
[56] - Quote
Dalmont Delantee wrote:Back in the days of T2 bpo's I got a med nos ii in the lottery and as it was a pvp mod I thought it was crap and sold it for 500 mil (a lot of money in the day) sold my other T2 bpo I got on the lottery 2 years ago for 5 bil
There's a jaguar bpo floating around out there somewhere, that a few of us used to produce off of. Keep meaning to get in touch with the guy and track it down. |

Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
103
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Posted - 2012.06.27 06:42:00 -
[57] - Quote
Tobias Durandal wrote:Dalmont Delantee wrote:Back in the days of T2 bpo's I got a med nos ii in the lottery and as it was a pvp mod I thought it was crap and sold it for 500 mil (a lot of money in the day) sold my other T2 bpo I got on the lottery 2 years ago for 5 bil There's a jaguar bpo floating around out there somewhere, that a few of us used to produce off of. Keep meaning to get in touch with the guy and track it down.
I might or might not have the information you seek but I must confess there is a price for even asking. |

Luis Graca
92
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Posted - 2012.06.27 07:18:00 -
[58] - Quote
I confess i once were in OWN alliance |

CptNerdRage
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2012.06.27 07:20:00 -
[59] - Quote
I confess i even printed Corinna Jarr on high quality photo paper with a color laser and try to kiss her, but the smell of that paper was really disgusting.. |

James Arget
Future Corps Sleeper Social Club
14
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Posted - 2012.06.27 07:30:00 -
[60] - Quote
I confess that I actually care about a game. Damn it. |

Soldarius
TreadStone Standard The 99 Percent
250
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Posted - 2012.06.27 07:40:00 -
[61] - Quote
I confess to once having been in Primary., OWN, Dem0n Hunters, RAGE, and BDEAL. "How do you kill that which has no life?" |

Rel'k Bloodlor
Mecha Enterprises Fleet Villore Accords
192
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Posted - 2012.06.27 07:44:00 -
[62] - Quote
Some times i get board and will fallow around a noob doing 1/10's in a faction ship, do nothing but taking their drops. I am in Factional Warfare. Have been from day one.-á-áI will never work for a mega corp in null-sec. Do not make FW like null-sec. Were is the FW exclusive frigate sized ship? I see the cruiser and battle ship.......... |

Alexzandvar Douglass
NUTS AND BOLTS MANUFACTURING En Garde
39
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Posted - 2012.06.27 08:10:00 -
[63] - Quote
Forgot my Drake in an Ice belt with hardeners on, come back 5 minutes later and a Fleet Stabber has almost whittled down my shields.
I killed him in the end though, was my first ever kill to. |

David Toviyah
University of Caille Gallente Federation
15
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Posted - 2012.06.27 08:24:00 -
[64] - Quote
I confess that within my first week as a capsuleer a kind corp member donated 5 million ISK to me but since I wanted to GÇ£make it on my ownGÇ¥ I bought 5 million ISK worth of items and trashed those A few weeks later I repaid him 10 million ISK though. |

Tobias Durandal
Wings of Redemption Black Flag Alliance
6
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Posted - 2012.06.27 09:08:00 -
[65] - Quote
Thor Kerrigan wrote:Tobias Durandal wrote:Dalmont Delantee wrote:Back in the days of T2 bpo's I got a med nos ii in the lottery and as it was a pvp mod I thought it was crap and sold it for 500 mil (a lot of money in the day) sold my other T2 bpo I got on the lottery 2 years ago for 5 bil There's a jaguar bpo floating around out there somewhere, that a few of us used to produce off of. Keep meaning to get in touch with the guy and track it down. I might or might not have the information you seek but I must confess there is a price for even asking.
Pffft.
Followed by another confession.
I may have, at one point or another, engaged in activities reviled as "piracy". I personally have never used the term, and found "professional" to be a much more accurate description.
That being said, I was/am notoriously bad at it. |

Hans Agathon
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.06.27 09:14:00 -
[66] - Quote
I confess to having a secret crush on CCP Punkturis, that woman is so hot!  |

Soulless Trader
Royal Order of Security Specialists Late Night Alliance
66
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Posted - 2012.06.27 09:19:00 -
[67] - Quote
Hans Agathon wrote:I confess to having a secret crush on CCP Punkturis, that woman is so hot! 
guilty ! |

Tobias Durandal
Wings of Redemption Black Flag Alliance
6
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Posted - 2012.06.27 09:21:00 -
[68] - Quote
Wait, wait, are you talking about an avatar? |

Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
61
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Posted - 2012.06.27 09:23:00 -
[69] - Quote
I killed CCP Solomon and it was the first step of becoming -10.0. Thank you CCP Solomon for this eye opening event. |

Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse Sanctuary Pact
745
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Posted - 2012.06.27 09:46:00 -
[70] - Quote
I confess I am not from this timeline.
In the far-distant future I hail from, Eve is real.
The universe is an ancient desert, a vast wasteland with only occasional habitable planets as oases. We Fremen, comfortable with deserts, shall now venture into another. - STILGAR, From the Sietch to the Stars. |

Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor Federal Consensus Outreach
1067
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Posted - 2012.06.27 09:47:00 -
[71] - Quote
I confess that I only consider my alliance's NRDS RoE to be a polite suggestion rather than a commitment. Mane 614
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Pop Bear
39
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Posted - 2012.06.27 09:54:00 -
[72] - Quote
My second or third day in the game, I saw some dude travelling in his pod and I noticed he had a really nice bounty on his head. I had just spent every isk I had on a brand spankin new Thrasher, but the bounty was just too tempting and I decided to sacrifice my new ship for it. I thought that even with crappy gunnery skills, that 7 guns would be enough to alpha a bloody pod!!
I was wrong lol, I got concorded in a nanosecond, and woke up in my pod, broke and feeling like a douche |

ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Late Night Alliance
768
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Posted - 2012.06.27 10:02:00 -
[73] - Quote
I confess...
in my attempt to prove that I could "solo PvP with the best of them" I took an gank-fit autocannon Thrasher to Amamake. I found a solo Vigil in top belt. I engaged. And I lost. Badly.
A year on and I'm still trying to figure out how the **** that happened. Change isn't bad, but it isn't always good. Sometimes, the oldest and most simple of things can be the most elegant and effective. |

Tarn Kugisa
Bugaboo and some Pew Pew
91
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Posted - 2012.06.27 10:11:00 -
[74] - Quote
I attempted to gank a JF in a frigate. On a station. Did not end well.  I Endorse this Product and/or Service [url]https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=16580[/url] |

Tobias Durandal
Wings of Redemption Black Flag Alliance
8
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Posted - 2012.06.27 10:14:00 -
[75] - Quote
ShahFluffers wrote:I confess...
in my attempt to prove that I could "solo PvP with the best of them" I took an gank-fit autocannon Thrasher to Amamake. I found a solo Vigil in top belt. I engaged. And I lost. Badly.
A year on and I'm still trying to figure out how the **** that happened.
He had more skills. |

Dave stark
Martyr's Vengence Test Alliance Please Ignore
84
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Posted - 2012.06.27 10:15:00 -
[76] - Quote
i avoid fleets because i have no idea what they're talking about and i'm bad at the game. |

Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings Damu'Khonde
1331
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Posted - 2012.06.27 10:19:00 -
[77] - Quote
I had a "Butterfly Effect" trailer thing happen to me. Warp into a lowsec belt, find a Punisher killing a noob ratting Thorax, kill the Punisher. I pointed the Thorax... but I let him go, with a word of caution to be more careful.
I have regretted it ever since he warped off. Rifterlings - Small gang lowsec combat corp specializing in frigates and cruisers (all races, not just Rifters!). US Timezone veterans and newbies alike are welcome to join. Come chat in the "we fly rifters" in-game channel. Free fitted frigates for members! |

Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings Damu'Khonde
1331
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Posted - 2012.06.27 10:20:00 -
[78] - Quote
ShahFluffers wrote:I confess...
in my attempt to prove that I could "solo PvP with the best of them" I took an gank-fit autocannon Thrasher to Amamake. I found a solo Vigil in top belt. I engaged. And I lost. Badly.
A year on and I'm still trying to figure out how the **** that happened. Easy. Beam-laser kiting Vigil. It's a poor man's Slicer. Rifterlings - Small gang lowsec combat corp specializing in frigates and cruisers (all races, not just Rifters!). US Timezone veterans and newbies alike are welcome to join. Come chat in the "we fly rifters" in-game channel. Free fitted frigates for members! |

Vitice Fenrir
Venture Mining Co
0
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 10:55:00 -
[79] - Quote
i confess i spent alot of isk on a ship and skill book to find i get both free from a tut mission |

Rats
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2012.06.27 11:06:00 -
[80] - Quote
Put a Gila on the market for 100 million (this was a while back), some geezer screwed up his buy order and paid 1.1 billion for it, I'm ahsamed to say I kept the ISK , i also wonder how many more he bought ?
Tal
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Ciar Meara
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
703
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Posted - 2012.06.27 11:12:00 -
[81] - Quote
I confess that once years ago I killed a noob three times in a day, including one podding because he joined my mortal enemies corp. The sad thing was he flew around in in starters ship and didn't understand what was happening.
It made me feel bad inside but I didn't let it show. - [img]http://go-dl1.eve-files.com/media/corp/janus/ceosig.jpg[/img] [yellow]English only please. Zymurgist[/yellow] |

Polaris Lumine
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
13
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Posted - 2012.06.27 11:17:00 -
[82] - Quote
I confess that years ago in RvB I took a CN Raven to a Fleet battle (using a raven in pvp should be confession enough) and never getting primaried because nobody gave a crap about Raven's on the battlefield (twice it escaped unharmed) |

Tobias Durandal
Wings of Redemption Black Flag Alliance
8
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 11:50:00 -
[83] - Quote
Another confession.
Sometimes, during warp, I hold my arms straight up above my head and softly say, "whooooooooosh".
Don't judge me. |

Grumpymunky
Super Monkey Tribe of Danger
266
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Posted - 2012.06.27 12:09:00 -
[84] - Quote
I'M NOT REALLY A MONKEY  Post with your monkey. |

Kyle Ward
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
115
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 12:15:00 -
[85] - Quote
I confess that despite having killed hundreds of ships, I've never podded anyone... The Sandbox, you're playing it wrong! |

Jett0
Surface Warfare The 99 Percent
137
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 12:31:00 -
[86] - Quote
I confess...
that I liked Incarna.  Occasionally plays sober |

Venusa
Les chevaliers de l'ordre Goonswarm Federation
1
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 12:35:00 -
[87] - Quote
Once , i was training in a safe at launching bombs and I killed myself. I kept the KM secret and told nobody. |

Bhear
3
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 13:44:00 -
[88] - Quote
I am scared of losing my ships :( |

Tyreul Severasse
Picorus Wonder Kids
4
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 13:50:00 -
[89] - Quote
Bhear wrote:I am scared of losing my ships :( This, and also my implants. |

Proteus Maximus
The Unforgiven Alliance
91
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Posted - 2012.06.27 14:10:00 -
[90] - Quote
In fleet I once felt it necessary to share the fact the batteries I had just replaced in my mouse where out of my wife's vibrator... Eve... Burn it....Burn it All |

Soulless Trader
Royal Order of Security Specialists Late Night Alliance
67
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 14:17:00 -
[91] - Quote
Proteus Maximus wrote:In fleet I once felt it necessary to share the fact the batteries I had just replaced in my mouse where out of my wife's vibrator...
I see a vicious cycle here... |

Quaaid
ABOS Industrial Enterprises
30
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 14:23:00 -
[92] - Quote
Tyreul Severasse wrote:Bhear wrote:I am scared of losing my ships :( This, and also my implants.
^ This.
I am also overly cautious in all pvp as my k:d ratio is for some reason important to me. Losing feels bad, man. |

Marykay McMillan
The Unforgiven Alliance
0
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 14:45:00 -
[93] - Quote
Proteus Maximus wrote:In fleet I once felt it necessary to share the fact the batteries I had just replaced in my mouse where out of my wife's vibrator...
I confess I was in fleet when this admission was made.  |

Mina Sebiestar
Mactabilis Simplex Cursus
67
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 15:03:00 -
[94] - Quote
Long time ago i returned 500mil rmt guy sended me by mistake,trilions that was perchased after that was not me rather my cousin did that...distant one. |

Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
104
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Posted - 2012.06.27 15:09:00 -
[95] - Quote
I also confess I lost many many Tengus, but always in a different way.
Once during small-gang PVP - Warped at 0 and practically shook hands with a neut Dominix I thought was mission-fit.
Once being ganked - Cross-tackled on a lowsec gate.
Once being AFK - Warped to anomaly with what appears to have been "hardeners off" style and went to finish dishes.
Once pulling a Leeroy Jenkins in a previously never tried angel escalation signature.
Once hauling one - With my alt while hauling a new one and undocking at a kick-off station in lowsec.
Once while "AFK Cloaking" and getting caught in a trap (covert cyno style).
Once by a corpmate in highsec.
Not sure it it makes it worse, but it happened in that order  |

Patrakele
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
6
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 15:12:00 -
[96] - Quote
I don't fly the ships I like the most because I hate losing them. I ended up training all 4 factions.... Got rid of this phobia now  |

Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
822
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 15:19:00 -
[97] - Quote
I confess to wearing my alts panties when she isnt logged on. Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |

Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
64
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 15:34:00 -
[98] - Quote
Sometimes I play the game without wearing pants. Come to think of it, I do most things without wearing pants. So I guess it's more of a lifestyle choice than a confession. Bring your possibles. |

Ginseng Jita
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
1237
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 15:40:00 -
[99] - Quote
I confess that I never did make out with the guy that I bought a beer for because he said I had a cute Koala. |

Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
150
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 15:49:00 -
[100] - Quote
Last week when I said I only had one corn cake I actually ate two............. ............................................................................................ Okay! Six! I ate six corncakes!................................. ...................................................................................... Ahhh make it stop, make it stoppppppppp! In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse. |

RomeStar
Astra Research
25
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 15:54:00 -
[101] - Quote
I confess that i once had an affair with a female player from eve and my wife doesnt know about it. |

Citizen Smif
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
107
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 16:48:00 -
[102] - Quote
I confess that I recently lost a stealthbomber to belt rats.. AND.. worst of all, I almost rage quit because of it.
I'd also like to confess that I frequently fly around 0.0 in a cloaky hurricane  |
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CCP Konflikt
CCP Engineering Corp CCP Engineering Alliance
161

|
Posted - 2012.06.27 16:54:00 -
[103] - Quote
I let you kill me during the dev caravan. CCP Konflikt Technical QA Tester Team Synergy |
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Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1688
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 17:02:00 -
[104] - Quote
Bhear wrote:I am scared of losing my ships :(
Ships are ammunition. Stop getting attached to your ships and start getting attached to your fits. TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |

Klown Walk
Fat People Lag IRL
96
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 17:02:00 -
[105] - Quote
I don-¦t use alts. |

Bloodpetal
Mimidae Risk Solutions
694
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 17:04:00 -
[106] - Quote
I miss my Hoarder...  Mimidae Risk Solutions Recruiting |

Rats
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
7
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 17:14:00 -
[107] - Quote
I keep losing Golem's doh....
2 embarrassingly and 1 in manly combat
Tal
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Christopher Dulson
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
40
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 17:14:00 -
[108] - Quote
(Karn Dulake Stand in)
Ive had sex with three people ive met through this game and only two of them were women
yay for Eve online |

MeBiatch
Republic University Minmatar Republic
443
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 17:14:00 -
[109] - Quote
Akirei Scytale wrote:Bhear wrote:I am scared of losing my ships :( Ships are ammunition. Stop getting attached to your ships and start getting attached to your fits.
easier said then done... people get really attached to thier ships... i still have my first ship i ever bought... i would probs rage quit if i lost it... i mean its over 7 years old...
the difference is for solo players ships are important cuss loosing them is a real hit... but for big alliances that have reinbursement pvp is more of an arcade game because a loss means nothing...
PLEX FOR PIZZA! -áThere are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... |

Chutney Hustler
University of Caille Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2012.06.27 17:15:00 -
[110] - Quote
I confess that none of my friends know I play an online game. |

Katja Faith
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
158
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 17:16:00 -
[111] - Quote
I confess that I only post with this alt *gasp* because I love how it annoys the "poast with yer main!" idiots...  |

MeBiatch
Republic University Minmatar Republic
443
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 17:18:00 -
[112] - Quote
Katja Faith wrote:I confess that I only post with this alt *gasp* because I love how it annoys the "poast with yer main!" idiots... 
me too sad thing is i actually post more with my forum alt then i play eve with my main...
i am mostly a solo player who does casual pvp but i really enjoy solo pve adn that has not been iterated on in years... so i have no need to log in anymore... PLEX FOR PIZZA! -áThere are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... |

Teinyhr
A Club for Reputable Gentlemen
38
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 17:23:00 -
[113] - Quote
I confess that I've once played as a pirate, and not a very nice one either, and I REGRET NOTHING. |

Dusenman
Black Lance RAZOR Alliance
8
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 17:26:00 -
[114] - Quote
Large Collidable Object wrote:When flying in a gang >15, I mute my mic and watch TV...
I hear that! GM Homonoia: In other words; feel free to use the tactic, but don't be an utter and total ***. |

Ryoken McKeon
Obstergo TEMNAVA
18
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Posted - 2012.06.27 17:27:00 -
[115] - Quote
I confess that I was a rabid anti-pirate protector-of-the-carebears for the first year I played. Then I tasted innocent blood and it was over in a moment.... |

Quaaid
ABOS Industrial Enterprises
30
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 17:28:00 -
[116] - Quote
^ Your sig reminded me of this
I once agreed to retract a war declaration once target funded pizza was delivered to the office where where myself and a few corp mates worked. It almost worked out until our target got wise and made a GM inquiry.
In other news, Nolimit Soldier is a terrible influence on my inner space jerk. |

Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
499
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 17:30:00 -
[117] - Quote
I have not had sex with anyone who plays eve online.
Fake Edit: I dont think. Don't worry about posting with your main! -áPost with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." |

Lex Arson
Adversity.
86
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 17:31:00 -
[118] - Quote
MeBiatch wrote:[quote=Akirei Scytale]the difference is for solo players ships are important cuss loosing them is a real hit... but for big alliances that have reinbursement pvp is more of an arcade game because a loss means nothing...
Nobody pays for my ships but me, and I don't get attached. You can't be an effective pvp'er if you're attached to your ships, it makes you risk-averse. |

Quaaid
ABOS Industrial Enterprises
30
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 17:35:00 -
[119] - Quote
Quote: You can't be an effective pvp'er if you're attached to your ships, it makes you risk-averse.
This is not true at all. My hyper-paranoia in regards to ship loss is what has driven me to be an effective PvP pilot. |

MeBiatch
Republic University Minmatar Republic
444
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 17:41:00 -
[120] - Quote
Lex Arson wrote:MeBiatch wrote:[quote=Akirei Scytale]the difference is for solo players ships are important cuss loosing them is a real hit... but for big alliances that have reinbursement pvp is more of an arcade game because a loss means nothing...
Nobody pays for my ships but me, and I don't get attached. You can't be an effective pvp'er if you're attached to your ships, it makes you risk-averse.
good for you... for alot of players they dont differentiate between pvp and pve ships... like when i first started to play i would take my ratting ship and if there was a friend being attacked i would do a quick refit and chance loosing my best ship...
the sad thing is peeps would rather save up for estameles invuls then buy 15 pvp bs's... PLEX FOR PIZZA! -áThere are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... |

Antisocial Malkavian
Aliastra Gallente Federation
182
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Posted - 2012.06.27 17:41:00 -
[121] - Quote
Im a highsec carebear but during Jita Burns, on an alt, I killed someone in a pod for fun http://gizmodo.com/5913381/season-your-food-with-salt-from-real-human-tears
you will be harvested |

Price Check Aisle3
105
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 17:44:00 -
[122] - Quote
I confess I used to think Jade Constantine was actually a sane person.
I am also a terrible carebear and even more terrible at PvP (I got the shakes killing a Heron in a stealth bomber). - Karl Hobb IATS |

Arkturus McFadden
Sonoran Shadow Black Mesa Complex
26
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 17:58:00 -
[123] - Quote
I killed a helpless pirate in his safespot  |

Lin-Young Borovskova
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
378
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 18:02:00 -
[124] - Quote
Pipa Porto wrote:Soulless Trader wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:Soulless Trader wrote: I confess to: having to having at least 3 Lady Gaga songs on my pvp playlist... does that make me a bad person ?
for you OP The horror.... tho I am still enjoying it :( I know it's Katy Perry rather than Lady Gaga, but I'll just put this here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5q7aRisYj8
Thx Ruby 
Just hav'in lols because of it  brb |

Nostradamouse Riraille
Blackreach. SRS.
32
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:05:00 -
[125] - Quote
I confess:
As I was can flipping someone in a grav site, the guy decided to attack my Iteron with his drones. I warped back to belt in a PVE fit catalyst to which I added a scram on top simply because I did not have any cheap pvp ship in location... (yes yes... railguns and all...) I warped back to the site in the following minute. Locked on the first thing I saw, got a warning message (I told myself wtf...), fired anyway.
Realised half way that I was firing on a buzzard and not a retriever... I thought I should stop for like a split second... But decided finally not to...
Turns out the guy had a sisters probe launcher on that. I was happy.
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MadMuppet
A Better Corp Name
483
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 18:05:00 -
[126] - Quote
I confess to farting my my pod. BUT I DIDN'T INHALE!
I confess to researching a shuttle BPO so that I can build them, pack them in my freighter, and claim I'm not lagging the game on purpose should I get ganked and they all spawn. If I tried to make a type of coffee that made all of you happy, and you rated it, the group score for it would be about 60 out of 100. Break into 3 or 4 coffee clusters, and made coffee just for each cluster, the scores would go from 60 to 78. The difference between coffee at 60 and coffee at 78 is a difference between coffee that makes you wince or makes you happy. |

Boober Fraggle
3
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:07:00 -
[127] - Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8-jkcqeIEg |

Lin-Young Borovskova
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
378
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 18:13:00 -
[128] - Quote
Boober Fraggle wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8-jkcqeIEg
Nice sharing , thx. I want MOOOOOOOAR !! brb |

Bill Loney
Hedion University Amarr Empire
13
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:16:00 -
[129] - Quote
I confess i pee'd in ur teapot this morning |

Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E. Comic Mischief
762
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:23:00 -
[130] - Quote
Twice I have had the server crash right after I turned in a storyline mission, and the game let me turn it in again, giving me the rewards a second time.
I kept the rewards.
http://vincentoneve.wordpress.com/ |

Lin-Young Borovskova
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
378
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:25:00 -
[131] - Quote
I confess, I'm tired of lag 
/runs away fast brb |
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CCP Explorer
C C P C C P Alliance
683

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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:27:00 -
[132] - Quote
Hans Agathon wrote:I confess to having a secret crush on CCP Punkturis, that woman is so hot!  "Secret crush"? You do realise that these are not secret forums? Therefore this is not a secret crush anymore and therefore this is not a confession... 
Erlendur S. Thorsteinsson | Software Director | EVE Online, CCP Games | Follow on: Twitter / Google+ |
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Plaude Pollard
Crimson Cartel
48
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:27:00 -
[133] - Quote
I admit that red soda has a stronger effect on my mental state than ******* would. Not that I've ever tried *******, but that's another thing all together. The point is that red soda makes me insane, okay? |

Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E. Comic Mischief
762
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 18:29:00 -
[134] - Quote
On the first day of Apocrapha, I, without direct orders, jumped through a de-stabilized wormhole causing it to collapse and stranded 2 Eve University directors in w-space. http://vincentoneve.wordpress.com/ |

Ginseng Jita
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
1238
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 18:34:00 -
[135] - Quote
I confess that I have an active World of Warcraft account.  |

Natsett Amuinn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
140
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:36:00 -
[136] - Quote
I'm scared to join a fleet roam, even though I REALLY want to. |

Hannott Thanos
Notorious Legion
76
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:46:00 -
[137] - Quote
When I was 2 days old, I borrowed 30 mill ISK from a friend and flew the most ****** fit Brutix ever into Rancer :) |

Dheeradj Esil
Antwerpse Kerels The Skeleton Crew
0
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:48:00 -
[138] - Quote
Jake Warbird wrote:I... I am a forum alt.
Now that's just.........Heretical.... By the same logic, training skills is botting, as it gives an advantage to your character without you being at the keyboard.
-Abdiel Kavash
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Rats
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:54:00 -
[139] - Quote
Lin-Young Borovskova wrote:Pipa Porto wrote:Soulless Trader wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:Soulless Trader wrote: I confess to: having to having at least 3 Lady Gaga songs on my pvp playlist... does that make me a bad person ?
for you OP The horror.... tho I am still enjoying it :( I know it's Katy Perry rather than Lady Gaga, but I'll just put this here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5q7aRisYj8 Thx Ruby  Just hav'in lols because of it 
I confess I watched it all the way through 
Tal
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Hans Agathon
State War Academy Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:54:00 -
[140] - Quote
CCP Explorer wrote:Hans Agathon wrote:I confess to having a secret crush on CCP Punkturis, that woman is so hot!  "Secret crush"? You do realise that these are not secret forums? Therefore this is not a secret crush anymore and therefore this is not a confession... 
Damn! So you mean that my crush is now official and that I am all out of confessions? I should have just been quiet.  |

Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub Like I Give A F--K
1375
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:55:00 -
[141] - Quote
I confess to helping build a 400 man alliance purely for the purpose of pulling a moving scam, disbanding alliance and moving on.
Numerous freighter/carrier loads of logistics ships, T3s, BCs even a few command ships. All split 5 ways. Was a nice haul.
"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"-á-á-MXZF |

AFK Hauler
State War Academy
704
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:55:00 -
[142] - Quote
Ginseng Jita wrote:I confess that I have an active World of Warcraft account. 
I confess that I have inactive WoW accounts... but my kiddo still plays it. Maybe one day she will grow into a capsuleer /sigh |

Rats
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2012.06.27 18:57:00 -
[143] - Quote
Simi Kusoni wrote:I confess to helping build a 400 man alliance purely for the purpose of pulling a moving scam, disbanding alliance and moving on.
Numerous freighter/carrier loads of logistics ships, T3s, BCs even a few command ships. All split 5 ways. Was a nice haul.
Ooh now thats evil....
Tal
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Pipa Porto
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
29
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Posted - 2012.06.27 19:03:00 -
[144] - Quote
Rats wrote:Lin-Young Borovskova wrote:Thx Ruby  Just hav'in lols because of it  I confess I watched it all the way through  Tal
I confess I had it bookmarked.  -RubyPorto
IB4TS |

MailDeadDrop
Rage and Terror Against ALL Authorities
63
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Posted - 2012.06.27 19:06:00 -
[145] - Quote
Hans Agathon wrote:I confess to having a secret crush on CCP Punkturis, that woman is so hot! 
CCP Explorer wrote:"Secret crush"? You do realise that these are not secret forums? Therefore this is not a secret crush anymore and therefore this is not a confession...  Random ensign #1: "Sir! The non-sequitor detector just beeped!"
MailDeadDrop: "Was it a beep or a bong?"
Random ensign #1: "Erm, I'm not sure Sir."
Random ensign #2: "I think it was more a beep, Sir."
Communications officer: (removes earpiece) "Actually, to my highly-trained ears I'd estimate it was more of a 'bleat' than either a beep or a bong."
MailDeadDrop: "Great. It beeps when some random unknown lets one rip, and it bongs when a Known Person really drops a stinker, but I have no idea what a bleat means. Science Officer?"
Science Officer: "I'm consulting the shipboard manual for the detector, Sir... Ah, here it is Sir: The NS-200X detector will 'bleat' when one of the Carefully Chosen Persons (CCP) issues a serious logical fallacy."
MailDeadDrop: "Hmmm. Communications, please playback the last CCP statement."
Communications Officer: "Aye-aye, Sir'"
CCP Explorer wrote:"Secret crush"? You do realise that these are not secret forums? Therefore this is not a secret crush anymore and therefore this is not a confession... 
MailDeadDrop: "Oh, there it is. Yeah, that really is a stinker isn't it."
Random ensign #1: "I don't see it, Sir."
MailDeadDrop: "You see son, a confession is by its nature partially *not* secret. In reality, there's no requirement for secrecy at all when making a confession. It's only the old Earth religion called the "Catholic Church" that comingled the concepts. In the courts, a confession is decidedly not secret. Unless one is in the secret Amarrian courts which officially don't exist."
Confession: I don't often catch Explorer in a mistake, but when I do he's wise enough not to stealth-edit my post. :-)
MDD |

TheButcherPete
Specter Syndicate Persona Non Gratis
209
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Posted - 2012.06.27 19:20:00 -
[146] - Quote
I'm just as insane in RL as I am ingame :D My moncole doubles as a cigarette lighter, a flashlight, a laser and x-ray goggles. If you haven't noticed yet, I'm in love with Punkturis. -á-á-á
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Aryth
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
440
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Posted - 2012.06.27 19:44:00 -
[147] - Quote
I like to collect various types of NPC's and then play survivor with them in space.
Separate them all and put them in a cargo hold and self destruct. Last NPC alive after multiple self destructs I put in my collection as a survivor.
I also taunt them during the countdown.
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Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3756
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Posted - 2012.06.27 19:45:00 -
[148] - Quote
Aryth wrote:I like to collect various types of NPC's and then play survivor with them in space.
Separate them all and put them in a cargo hold and self destruct. Last NPC alive after multiple self destructs I put in my collection as a survivor.
I also taunt them during the countdown.
by "npcs" aryth means "small woodland animals" |

Mortimer Civeri
Aliastra Gallente Federation
129
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Posted - 2012.06.27 20:20:00 -
[149] - Quote
I confess to the assassination of eminent Party members, the distribution of seditious pamphlets, embezzlement of public funds, sale of military secrets, sabotage of every kind.... I am a religious believer, and an admirer of capitalism. "I don't know which is worse, ...that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low." Calvin
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Metal Icarus
xHELLonEARTHx LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
222
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Posted - 2012.06.27 20:21:00 -
[150] - Quote
I confess that I do NOT have a forum alt, and this prevented me from posting some "gud" posts in COAD.....
As much as i would love to poke an angry grizzly, I prefer not to be mauled.... above the waist. |

Pipa Porto
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
30
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Posted - 2012.06.27 20:28:00 -
[151] - Quote
Weaselior wrote:Aryth wrote:I like to collect various types of NPC's and then play survivor with them in space.
Separate them all and put them in a cargo hold and self destruct. Last NPC alive after multiple self destructs I put in my collection as a survivor.
I also taunt them during the countdown.
by "npcs" aryth means "small woodland animals"
By "cargo hold" he means "overly complex torture device" -RubyPorto
IB4TS |

BuckStrider
Nano-Tech Experiments
72
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Posted - 2012.06.27 20:32:00 -
[152] - Quote
I confess that I don't log in anymore because EVE is boring |

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
103
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Posted - 2012.06.27 20:35:00 -
[153] - Quote
Bane Nucleus wrote:I confess that I bombed a guys Vexor into a million piece while he was running an anom in my wh. I then gave him enough isk to buy a Myrm, since he at least had the balls to come in and try to run an anom. The isk also came with a few pointers for wh space. That's how things are done in WH space. Shooting you in the face is just part of a friendly conversation.
I confess that I jettison contraband, worthless items, and garbage on POS doorsteps, and rename the can "Flaming Bag o' Poo." Last night, it was Radioactive Waste on a C3 POS doorstep - only cost me most of my shields.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |

Crunchie Attuxors
Always Another Corporate Venture
54
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Posted - 2012.06.27 20:41:00 -
[154] - Quote
I lost 1.8 billion isk in plex in a gank. The dude paid me the ship and taught me how to scan down and gank because I chatted him up. Turns out gankers are people too. Eve forums official anthem:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pudOFG5X6uA |

lanyaie
424
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Posted - 2012.06.27 20:46:00 -
[155] - Quote
I confess that 99% of the things I say in eve are a lie
I also confess that I have never scammed anyone out of their hard earned shiny big wallet funded ISK I dont post often, but when I do i'm probably trolling you Currently offering 100% legit hulkageddon security sponsored by the mittani, send 50m to me and 50m to him |

Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub Like I Give A F--K
1380
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Posted - 2012.06.27 20:53:00 -
[156] - Quote
Mortimer Civeri wrote:I confess to the assassination of eminent Party members, the distribution of seditious pamphlets, embezzlement of public funds, sale of military secrets, sabotage of every kind.... I am a religious believer, and an admirer of capitalism. Yeah, but what bad things have you done in game?
"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"-á-á-MXZF |

TheBreadMuncher
Boxxed Up Industries EPIC Alliance
138
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Posted - 2012.06.27 21:05:00 -
[157] - Quote
My main got permabanned from posting for making up a large portion of the spam riot "We will create the introduction thread if that is requested by the community. Also, we will have an ISD Seminar about the CCL team in the coming weeks in which you can ask your questions about the CCL team and provide some constructive feedback to us." - Countless pages of locked threads and numerous permabanned accounts later, change is coming. |

Muad 'dib
The Imperial Fedaykin
333
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 21:13:00 -
[158] - Quote
I confess i used to be a backstreet boy and i liked it.
Sorry eve related riiight: I confess im a snob when i fly my spaceships, i like gold thrushters, spinners on my dishes and tiger fur interiors. http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4375/mynewsig2.jpg |

Plaude Pollard
Crimson Cartel
48
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 21:18:00 -
[159] - Quote
I confess to once have bumped an Orca into a group of Hulks, just to check if they were AFK. They were. |

Jason Auralis
Maximum Technologies
2
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Posted - 2012.06.27 21:19:00 -
[160] - Quote
I once convinced players to come into wormholes with me then would warp them to moons and leave.
"Could I request that ISD please lock my shirt into my trousers?" --áLilliana Stelles 2012.06.25 Never forget. |

Spurty
D00M. Northern Coalition.
286
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Posted - 2012.06.27 21:44:00 -
[161] - Quote
When I was younger, I used to do back-flips (amongst other gymnastics like running flips over cars) on command.
I once did a back-flip at a party (1/2 cut and at the command of the cutest ladies of my generation) off a curb and fractured my two big toes.
I've never tried a back flip since (except into swimming pools) :-/
---- CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. |

Soulless Trader
Royal Order of Security Specialists Late Night Alliance
69
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Posted - 2012.06.27 21:51:00 -
[162] - Quote
RomeStar wrote:I confess that i once had an affair with a female player from eve and my wife doesnt know about it.
See now these are the saucy confessions we need more of :D
|
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CCP Punkturis
C C P C C P Alliance
2676

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Posted - 2012.06.27 23:33:00 -
[163] - Quote
Hans Agathon wrote:CCP Explorer wrote:Hans Agathon wrote:I confess to having a secret crush on CCP Punkturis, that woman is so hot!  "Secret crush"? You do realise that these are not secret forums? Therefore this is not a secret crush anymore and therefore this is not a confession...  Damn! So you mean that my crush is now official and that I am all out of confessions? I should have just been quiet. 
I'll just pretend like I didn't see this so it's still a secret  Gÿà EVE User Interface Programmer Gÿà GÖÑ Team Super Friends GÖÑ @CCP_Punkturis My Dev Blogs |
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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
1639
|
Posted - 2012.06.27 23:44:00 -
[164] - Quote
I confess that I wish I could do more with the female same-account alt that I rolled.   |

Akirei Scytale
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1692
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Posted - 2012.06.28 00:38:00 -
[165] - Quote
MeBiatch wrote:Akirei Scytale wrote:Bhear wrote:I am scared of losing my ships :( Ships are ammunition. Stop getting attached to your ships and start getting attached to your fits. easier said then done... people get really attached to thier ships... i still have my first ship i ever bought... i would probs rage quit if i lost it... i mean its over 7 years old... the difference is for solo players ships are important cuss loosing them is a real hit... but for big alliances that have reinbursement pvp is more of an arcade game because a loss means nothing...
reimbursements only cover fleet losses in most alliances. I think only goonswarm is the exception because they are so absurdly rich they can reimburse solo pvp losses.
i have literally never been reimbursed, because i am the luckiest SOB on the planet in fleets. TEST Alliance BEST Alliance |

Jason Auralis
Maximum Technologies
3
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Posted - 2012.06.28 00:46:00 -
[166] - Quote
CCP Punkturis wrote:Hans Agathon wrote:CCP Explorer wrote:Hans Agathon wrote:I confess to having a secret crush on CCP Punkturis, that woman is so hot!  "Secret crush"? You do realise that these are not secret forums? Therefore this is not a secret crush anymore and therefore this is not a confession...  Damn! So you mean that my crush is now official and that I am all out of confessions? I should have just been quiet.  I'll just pretend like I didn't see this so it's still a secret 
d'waaaa
"Could I request that ISD please lock my shirt into my trousers?" --áLilliana Stelles 2012.06.25 Never forget. |

Christopher Dulson
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
41
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Posted - 2012.06.28 02:12:00 -
[167] - Quote
(Karn Dulake Stand in)
1. Im secretly embarrassed that i play this game
2. No one i know spents there time playing computer games.
3. Most of my toons are banned from the forums
4. I am not sexually attracted to CCP Punky ( I only mention this as it seems to be a requirement when you play this game)
5. I played this game intensing when i split up with my women and i did not want to face reality
6. I have not logged in to this game for almost a year apart from the odd skill change
7. Im out at the end of the month when ill be closing the last of my toons (i might take a year off and play this game on a more casual basis.
8. A lot of people i play with are on my facebook account and i can say that all of them are normal people.
9. I would happily go to fanfest but only if i could take the stage and hold a conference on trolling the forums correctly
10. Ive met two people in this game that ive had to talk out of suicide (see point 5) over two very very long nights)
11. I once turned down sex to go on a roam
12. i once got drunk with my computer (6 people in different parts of the world on vent all drinking at the same time)
13. I once realised that i had more internet friends than real life friends
14. I once realised that i had nothing else to talk about apart from EVE online when i saw an old friend i had not seen for six months.
15. I think that CCP Punky has a really annoying voice (sorry sweetie but there are thousands who think differently)
16. This will probably be my last post |

Spineker
239
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Posted - 2012.06.28 03:31:00 -
[168] - Quote
I confess I am tired of these huge useless patches. |

Ten Bulls
Sons of Olsagard
196
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Posted - 2012.06.28 03:45:00 -
[169] - Quote
Christopher Dulson wrote:(Karn Dulake Stand in) 5. I played this game intensing when i split up with my women and i did not want to face reality
Well you see, thats the your problem right there, try settling for just one woman. |

Celeste Taylor
Ruby Dynasty
33
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Posted - 2012.06.28 04:23:00 -
[170] - Quote
I got into this game right when my annual three week vacation pay came in. Within my first month I had paid for a year of game time, bought 27 issues of EON and a subscription, bought 6 PLEX, ordered the artbook and one of those Battleship models, and purchased ISK volume 1 along with strategic maps. Fortunately here I am, one month and about $600 USD later still enjoying the game. Considering how much I make in ISK a week I am not sure if I needed to prepay for a whole year, but am happy with all my other purchases and am considering buying the other 3 ships. |

Flamespar
Woof Club
388
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Posted - 2012.06.28 05:02:00 -
[171] - Quote
I confess that if you see me in nullsec, it means I am drunk. I can post on a forum, therefore I represent everyone. |

Bhear
3
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Posted - 2012.06.28 07:50:00 -
[172] - Quote
Ginseng Jita wrote:I confess that I have an active World of Warcraft account. 
Did it get any better? I am thinking of firing up mine again. |

Phill Esteen
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
57
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Posted - 2012.06.28 08:18:00 -
[173] - Quote
I confess that I don't actually know what this game is about. Is it a Star Trek everquest or something? GÇô postum faex est GÇô-á
never forget
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Mersault
Blue Nine Industries
91
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Posted - 2012.06.28 09:10:00 -
[174] - Quote
I confess that I chased a Drake in low sec in my Phobos all the way into the next high sec system with my global aggression flag on.
|

Senyu Takashi
Ponyville
0
|
Posted - 2012.06.28 09:15:00 -
[175] - Quote
I confess that once, I mined a full Iteron mark V of veldspar using only Miner II. Seven hours of staring on screen while mining. |

Tastes Like Lobster
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
8
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Posted - 2012.06.28 09:24:00 -
[176] - Quote
I pee'd in a bottle during an epic CTA once.
Oh yes.
Hardcore.
I've yet to sh*t in my chair though. No kill is worth that. |

Feligast
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1237
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Posted - 2012.06.28 09:27:00 -
[177] - Quote
I confess that still, after two years, every time I enter an engagement, fleet, small gang, or solo, I get the shakes. |

Samillian
Moonshine Industries The Last Chancers.
163
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Posted - 2012.06.28 09:28:00 -
[178] - Quote
We were drunk, we did this thing, people got hurt and we still don't care. NBSI shall be the whole of the Law |

Yolanta Geezenstack
GWA Corp Unified Church of the Unobligated
15
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Posted - 2012.06.28 09:37:00 -
[179] - Quote
Christopher Dulson wrote:11. I once turned down sex to go on a roam
Whow, that must have been an extremely overwhelming roam.  (Have fun out there, Christopher, if you are really leaving that game! /salute)
I confess that 2/3 of my gaming music playlists are ELO songs.
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Hans Agathon
State War Academy Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2012.06.28 12:02:00 -
[180] - Quote
CCP Punkturis wrote:Hans Agathon wrote:CCP Explorer wrote:[quote=Hans Agathon]I confess to having a secret crush on CCP Punkturis, that woman is so hot!  "Secret crush"? You do realise that these are not secret forums? Therefore this is not a secret crush anymore and therefore this is not a confession...  Damn! So you mean that my crush is now official and that I am all out of confessions? I should have just been quiet.  [/  quote] I'll just pretend like I didn't see this so it's still a secret 
Thank you! Secret crushes are after all so much more fun than official crushes, it's like being in 4th grade again. So the sentimental value is a lot bigger.  |

Barrak
Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic
42
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Posted - 2012.06.28 13:01:00 -
[181] - Quote
I confess that I 'tried' to be a Pirate for a day......and it didn't end well.
I was roaming around in low sec looking for ratters or miners, I jumped into a new system and found a miner on scan, I quickly tracked him down and warped to the belt...... he was still there ... unaligned.
The adrenaline started pumping as I locked him up, engaged guns, okay'd the warning that popped up and then got instantly popped.......
Somehow I had jumped back into hi-sec and not registered it.
Regards |

Ammzi
Imperial Guardians The Aurora Shadow
1018
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Posted - 2012.06.28 13:04:00 -
[182] - Quote
I betrayed all incursion runners! quote CCP Spitfire
"Hello Im Blue,"
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Bucky O'Hair
Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
67
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Posted - 2012.06.28 13:48:00 -
[183] - Quote
I confess that I forgot EVE had sound....
I had to reload eve a while back and the first time I got into a fight, all these bells and whistles started going off, I was like WTF?? We Are Ushra'Khan!
We are coming for our people. |

Cutter Isaacson
Peace N Quiet
659
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Posted - 2012.06.28 13:51:00 -
[184] - Quote
I jinxed the Skyward project and used my mind to break the wires holding the pod up, thus "podding" everyone. Numbers of terminally stupid people seem to be on the increase, I suggest we have a real life Stupidageddon to rectify this issue. |

forestwho
Foonfleet Investment Banking
10
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Posted - 2012.06.28 13:55:00 -
[185] - Quote
I confess that i have 5 mains in PL, -A-, Goons, Nulli, Narwals and of which 3 have full director roles |

Katja Faith
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
160
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Posted - 2012.06.28 14:51:00 -
[186] - Quote
forestwho wrote:I confess that i have 5 mains in PL, -A-, Goons, Nulli, Narwals and of which 3 have full director roles
That would be seriously awesome if it was true, and if you use those alts to wreak havoc. :) |

15th Century Portrait
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
14
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Posted - 2012.06.28 15:19:00 -
[187] - Quote
I confess that I have had more forum alts than I can count. One of them was Dumb Jerk. |

Grumpymunky
Super Monkey Tribe of Danger
269
|
Posted - 2012.06.28 15:28:00 -
[188] - Quote
Tastes Like Lobster wrote:I pee'd in a bottle during an epic CTA once.
Oh yes.
Hardcore.
I've yet to sh*t in my chair though. No kill is worth that. Not as hardcore as this guy was. Post with your monkey. |

Kyle Ward
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
137
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Posted - 2012.06.28 15:45:00 -
[189] - Quote
I also confess that I modeled my avatar after a young Russell Crowe and Justin Timberlake... The Sandbox, you're playing it wrong! |

Pyrus Octavius
Koshaku Gentlemen's Agreement
34
|
Posted - 2012.06.28 15:46:00 -
[190] - Quote
I confess that I have bought and sold (with ISK on the foums) about 15 characters over the course of my EvE career. Starting out with just a noob character and working my way up to an 80 million skill point character since 2008 - while taking long breaks in EvE. Also after giving away a cap character to a player thinking I was never going to come back to EvE and having to start all over again. |

Private Pineapple
Rifterlings Damu'Khonde
114
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Posted - 2012.06.28 16:01:00 -
[191] - Quote
I confess that I am not a troll by any means whatsoever. I am the Kingpin of the Crime and Punishment forum. |

Alec Freeman
The Dark Space Initiative
120
|
Posted - 2012.06.28 16:06:00 -
[192] - Quote
I confess to leaving my carrier floating next to me well gas mining once or twice, just so convienient. |

Mirajane Cromwell
69
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Posted - 2012.06.28 16:25:00 -
[193] - Quote
I confess to taking pics and video of my character in character editor after I noticed it appearing nude in 3D model window not long ago (as proof that it happened)... and no, I didn't send bug report about it. I did change my avatar pic just in case because I thought others might see my char naked too if they checked my character's 3D model... even thought that this might be one of those reasons why they didn't open the CQ's door... |

Rainey Day
State War Academy Caldari State
0
|
Posted - 2012.06.28 16:39:00 -
[194] - Quote
I confess to nearly taking out a merc contract on my husband when I thought he was chatting up some other woman in game
 |

Kyle Ward
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
138
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Posted - 2012.06.28 17:08:00 -
[195] - Quote
Mirajane Cromwell wrote:I confess to taking pics and video of my character in character editor after I noticed it appearing nude in 3D model window not long ago (as proof that it happened)... and no, I didn't send bug report about it. I did change my avatar pic just in case because I thought others might see my char naked too if they checked my character's 3D model... even thought that this might be one of those reasons why they didn't open the CQ's door...
I too, have naked pics of a female avatar. For the bug report of course, - I just keep forgetting to write it...
edit: Mine however appear to be missing the head and limbs...  The Sandbox, you're playing it wrong! |

Plaude Pollard
Crimson Cartel
48
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Posted - 2012.06.28 18:29:00 -
[196] - Quote
I confess to once have AFK Cloaked. Five minutes later, I got bored playing Minesweeper and went to do something else in EVE. And it was only in a Rookie System... |

Cutter Isaacson
Peace N Quiet
660
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Posted - 2012.06.28 18:54:00 -
[197] - Quote
Rainey Day wrote:I confess to nearly taking out a merc contract on my husband when I thought he was chatting up some other woman in game 
Oh god that made me laugh. Imagine explaining that in a divorce court.
Judge: So what is the irreconcilable difference here? Husband: Well your honour, my wife hired a merc to kill me because she thought I was cheating on her. Judge: She did what? Husband: I know! I could have lost my Battleship! Judge: Your what? Husband: My Battleship your honour, in the game we play. Judge: .............. Judge: Get out. Numbers of terminally stupid people seem to be on the increase, I suggest we have a real life Stupidageddon to rectify this issue. |

Razor Grey
Orphans of Charon
9
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Posted - 2012.06.28 19:17:00 -
[198] - Quote
When I was tweleve I struck and burned 3 matches without my parents permission. Also, I had a ballpoint pen that had a naked lady on it hidden under my dressor. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself'? |

Pipa Porto
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
54
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Posted - 2012.06.28 20:49:00 -
[199] - Quote
Kyle Ward wrote:edit: Mine however appear to be missing the head and limbs... 
That's called convenient packaging. -RubyPorto
IB4TS |

Plaude Pollard
Crimson Cartel
48
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Posted - 2012.06.28 20:59:00 -
[200] - Quote
I confess that I, when I was still new to EVE jumped an untanked Wreathe filled with newly mined Golden Omber into Decon, because my Autopilot said it was the fastest way to Dodixie... Stupid Autopilot costing me my "super-badass mining ship"... Like I said, I was new. New, stupid and insane. Now I'm just insane. |

sinqlaison
Capital Builders Inc.
31
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Posted - 2012.06.28 21:34:00 -
[201] - Quote
I confess to running 78 alts on 26 accounts
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Conrad Makbure
Phoibe Enterprises
10
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Posted - 2012.06.28 21:58:00 -
[202] - Quote
I confess that I have a son of a ***** in my corp on block and that he is, indeed, a son of a *****. If you don't believe me, have him ask me. |

Tarku Huhtsu
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2012.06.28 23:12:00 -
[203] - Quote
I confess to leaving my husbands pod in Old Man Star when he went AFK after he just started Eve in 2010, he has never gone afk since.  |

Grog Barrel
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
22
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Posted - 2012.06.29 01:39:00 -
[204] - Quote
I touch myself at nights
with a spoon. |

rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
521
|
Posted - 2012.06.29 03:39:00 -
[205] - Quote
I secretly hope to find Arthus' DNA on an ice planet, and clone him, and give him his own titan. Then he can dark portal back to Azeroth and finish what he started. I will not be voting in the CSM election, so you need to go vote to make up for me. |

Bommel McMurdoc
Sol Vanguard Ded End Conglomerates
0
|
Posted - 2012.06.29 04:05:00 -
[206] - Quote
AFK Hauler wrote:Ginseng Jita wrote:I confess that I have an active World of Warcraft account.  I confess that I have inactive WoW accounts... but my kiddo still plays it. Maybe one day she will grow into a capsuleer /sigh
instead of letting her into the vicious sandbox, wouldn't it be more merciful to take away her toys instead? (i kid) |

Plaude Pollard
Crimson Cartel
48
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Posted - 2012.06.29 11:12:00 -
[207] - Quote
I confess that I let a -9.8 sec-status pilot in an Incursus escape in low-sec without a fight. I know, I'm a horrible person, but I'm proud of that (being a horrible person, that is)... |

Acac Sunflyier
Burning Star L.L.C. Dark Phoenix Rising.
160
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Posted - 2012.06.29 11:15:00 -
[208] - Quote
I confess I used a 1.1m isk bomb to severely damage a 500k rat. Sometimes, the best thing to do is have a random moment of compassion. |

Lin-Young Borovskova
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
384
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Posted - 2012.06.29 11:39:00 -
[209] - Quote
I confess my Tengu uses 4x CN BCU's 1xB-Type Invuln and B-Type med shield booster (+some love).
If only putting that much isk on my other T3's could make them that good  brb |

Liam Mirren
554
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Posted - 2012.06.29 11:59:00 -
[210] - Quote
I don't actually play, I just login and chat with people. Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude.
My guides: http://mirren.freeforums.org |

Roime
Shiva Furnace Dead On Arrival Alliance
926
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Posted - 2012.06.29 11:59:00 -
[211] - Quote
I confess jettisoning Standard Exile on a hisec gate. I confess taking it back from the jetcan for reasons that are still not thoroughly clear to me.
I confess I was flying a B-type fitted Proteus when doing that, and not exactly a noob anymore.
Shiva Furnace - now recruiting solid pilots! |

Roime
Shiva Furnace Dead On Arrival Alliance
927
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Posted - 2012.06.29 12:06:00 -
[212] - Quote
I also confess considering deleting that post.
Shiva Furnace - now recruiting solid pilots! |

DeMichael Crimson
Republic University Minmatar Republic
3247
|
Posted - 2012.06.29 13:32:00 -
[213] - Quote
Due to the amount of players posting in this thread, the Amarr Empire would like to inform all capsuleers their new Confessional Center is now available 24/7. |

Djana Libra
The Black Ops Black Core Alliance
4
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Posted - 2012.06.29 14:10:00 -
[214] - Quote
I'm naked when I pvp |

VaL Iscariot
The Concilium Enterprises Spectrum Alliance
45
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Posted - 2012.06.29 14:12:00 -
[215] - Quote
i confess that i am a -10 pirate and from time to time i ninja mine Arkanor from active wormholes and mine Jaspet in low sec in a Hulk just for thrills. |

Darges Solette
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
9
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Posted - 2012.06.29 14:34:00 -
[216] - Quote
Kimmi Chan wrote:Darges Solette wrote:I confess to scamming someone for some starter capital isk for trading, feeling really bad about it and sending them double back a week later and promised to never scam again! Have you kept that promise? 
I have actually, ive offered some very good rewards for courier contracts and usually a double reward for getting it to my destination within x amount of time and have kept to every single one of the promises :)
EDIT: I confess to prevent someone from killing my profits, i bought all there really cheap items to keep the minimum sell order high, then went to do a quick sell to get rid of "pointless" stock, and sold it to myself 3 times before realising what i was doing and thinking i was lagging and the item wasnt selling :/ |

Nikodiemus
Jokulhlaup
35
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Posted - 2012.06.29 14:57:00 -
[217] - Quote
I confess the majority of my Eve experience was spent in WIDOT. Do I regret it? Get the doll and ask me where they touched me. Not at all. |

D3F4ULT
115
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Posted - 2012.06.29 15:18:00 -
[218] - Quote
When i first started playing i got lost in the tutorial and didnt know how to get back anywhere or back to the tutorial so i just created a completely new account.
I also confess that with this new account (this is my main), that i was mining with a retriever and a lone pirate flew in belt with a raven and it scared the crap out of me so when he private convo'd me i thought he was going to ask for money or shoot me so. Come to find out he was tying to recruit me and i agreed to join him because i was still scared shitless that he would blow me up if i didnt agree to any of his terms.
lol EVE is my first MMO and Online multiplayer game ive ever played, as well the first game i ever purchased for my own computer. Still going strong (:
Creator of CCP ZULU - Incarna : Pants Online ( http://youtu.be/AObrlCf3Dcs ) |

Gaellia Bonaventure
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
97
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Posted - 2012.06.29 15:21:00 -
[219] - Quote
Well, this one time at band camp I stuck a Sigil in my Bring your possibles. |

Kyle Ward
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
147
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Posted - 2012.06.29 16:08:00 -
[220] - Quote
I confess that I forgot to go back to my wormhole last night before logging... No more PI for me. The Sandbox, you're playing it wrong! |

Ager Agemo
Saturn Reaper
96
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Posted - 2012.06.29 16:39:00 -
[221] - Quote
i have never been scammed o.o |

Blue spy
An Eye For An Eye AN EYE F0R AN EYE
0
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Posted - 2012.06.29 16:43:00 -
[222] - Quote
I mine in the asteroid belts of Curse with a hulk when nobody is watching. |

Tastes Like Lobster
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
11
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Posted - 2012.06.29 16:57:00 -
[223] - Quote
Blue spy wrote:I mine in the asteroid belts of Curse with a hulk when nobody is watching.
You da man. |

Rash Lokie
Defending Liberty
0
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Posted - 2012.06.29 17:08:00 -
[224] - Quote
On my first char I lost my one and only ship on one of the combat tutorials and didn't have the money to replace it and had to make a new char. |

Plaude Pollard
Crimson Cartel
48
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Posted - 2012.06.29 17:54:00 -
[225] - Quote
I confess that I once accidentally caused the destruction of a corp-mate's ship in a WH. He was scanning down some sites for us, when a Loki and a Tengu showed up. He was in a Ferox, I was in a cloaked Manticore, watching D-scan for my mate. My first reaction when the Loki showed up on D-scan: Run away as fast as possible! My second reaction, after having made it out of the WH: Warn my corp-mate about the enemy. My third reaction after receiving a "Where the hell did you go!?" in Fleet-chat: Tell him I would've warned him if I hadn't panicked. He's forgiven me since then, thankfully, since it was him who insisted on hiding on the warp-in point at the sun.
Yeah, I used to be an idiot. I'm smarter now. Now it's "warn, then warp". |

Arkturus McFadden
Sonoran Shadow Black Mesa Complex
35
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Posted - 2012.06.29 18:35:00 -
[226] - Quote
I put an EVE sticker on my car, none the less I'm proud I did. It looks awesome. |

Soulless Trader
Royal Order of Security Specialists Late Night Alliance
69
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Posted - 2012.06.29 23:07:00 -
[227] - Quote
Kyle Ward wrote:I confess that I forgot to go back to my wormhole last night before logging... No more PI for me.
ouch :D
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Rats
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
31
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Posted - 2012.06.29 23:14:00 -
[228] - Quote
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:Well, this one time at band camp I stuck a Sigil in my
Trust me darlin you wouldn't be looking that composed if you had ....
Tal
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Ginseng Jita
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
1271
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Posted - 2012.06.30 05:21:00 -
[229] - Quote
I confess that I dip my hard boiled eggs into soy sauce. Nom.  |

SmilingVagrant
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
475
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Posted - 2012.06.30 05:24:00 -
[230] - Quote
I confess that I am a goon. Booga booga booga. |

EvEa Deva
State War Academy Caldari State
50
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Posted - 2012.06.30 05:31:00 -
[231] - Quote
I confess i lost a drake in Attack of the drones because i sharted
Hotpockets are deadly |

Rico Minali
Sons Of 0din Fatal Ascension
826
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Posted - 2012.06.30 08:43:00 -
[232] - Quote
Last night I touched my wife on her boobie while she was asleep. Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |

Soulless Trader
Royal Order of Security Specialists Late Night Alliance
69
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Posted - 2012.07.01 11:24:00 -
[233] - Quote
Rash Lokie wrote:On my first char I lost my one and only ship in one of the combat tutorials and didn't have the money to replace it. I had to make a new char.
How did... I don't even...
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JigglyPoof
The Jigglys Fade 2 Black
9
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Posted - 2012.07.01 11:40:00 -
[234] - Quote
I confess that I was once invited a guy to bring his tengu into my c4 so I could show him how to run sites. I was actually being serious. I had so much to drink that night, and was in a jolly mood.
*Supreme Commander of the Jigglys* |

Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
125
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Posted - 2012.07.01 11:49:00 -
[235] - Quote
When I first started playing, my friends from my old WoW guild invited me to come run a level 4 with them. After raping everything, they began dinking around and shooting at each other, which I thought was cool, and I wanted to join in on the fun. It was at that moment that I discovered that to CONCORD, there were two kinds of people: those that can fire on each other freely, and those who are violently repressed when they try to do so. |

Soulless Trader
Royal Order of Security Specialists Late Night Alliance
69
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Posted - 2012.07.01 12:15:00 -
[236] - Quote
Kijo Rikki wrote:When I first started playing, my friends from my old WoW guild invited me to come run a level 4 with them. After raping everything, they began dinking around and shooting at each other, which I thought was cool, and I wanted to join in on the fun. It was at that moment that I discovered that to CONCORD, there were two kinds of people: those that can fire on each other freely, and those who are violently repressed when they try to do so.
Sounds like real life.eve is real.
|

Dark Drifter
Sardaukar Merc Guild General Tso's Alliance
34
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Posted - 2012.07.01 12:23:00 -
[237] - Quote
Soldarius wrote:I confess to once having been in Primary., OWN, Dem0n Hunters, RAGE, and BDEAL.
i feel soooo sorry for you... not so much for RAGE, but BDEAL.. i mean WHAT THE HELL WAS YOU THINKING. they could not organize a orca gank in high sec even if they wanted to.
sorry for your lots.
on a different note
i once knocked one out to the VOICES i hear on vent whilst watching animal related adult material
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Doc Severide
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
120
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Posted - 2012.07.01 12:34:00 -
[238] - Quote
I confess I laughed one time when my neighbors kid fell out of his wheel chair and hit his head on a big rock.
This is EVE related because when he heard me laugh he called me a "Goon"...
(Actually I did run to see if he was ok but when he wasn't looking I took his wallet. Got enough for 2 PLEX) |

Shameless Avenger
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
87
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Posted - 2012.07.01 12:35:00 -
[239] - Quote
One time, with my spy alt, I spotted a war target afk at the gate. I warped in, weapons hot / sensor boosted, and targeted... my own alt by mistake :( Alt died, main got concordokken, war target looted all. |

MailDeadDrop
Rage and Terror Against ALL Authorities
68
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Posted - 2012.07.02 03:07:00 -
[240] - Quote
Hans Agathon wrote:I confess to having a secret crush on CCP Punkturis, that woman is so hot! 
CCP Explorer wrote:"Secret crush"? You do realise that these are not secret forums? Therefore this is not a secret crush anymore and therefore this is not a confession... 
Hans Agathon wrote:Damn! So you mean that my crush is now official and that I am all out of confessions? I should have just been quiet. 
CCP Punkturis wrote:I'll just pretend like I didn't see this so it's still a secret  You amateurs. Hans should just make a petition about his "secret crush" -- then he could be confident that no one would read it for several weeks at least.
(rimshot!)
MDD |

Mfume Apocal
Origin. Black Legion.
513
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Posted - 2012.07.02 04:00:00 -
[241] - Quote
i once lost a corp dread for about 3 months because i didnt know about the deliveries tab when i was ceo. |

rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
534
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Posted - 2012.07.02 04:05:00 -
[242] - Quote
I still laugh everytime I think how an ex corpmate would always lose a carrier everytime he undocked. I will not be voting in the CSM election, so you need to go vote to make up for me. |

Captinn Hook
Gehlord Azz Wreckers Inver Brass
0
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Posted - 2012.07.02 04:06:00 -
[243] - Quote
I enjoy taking things from senior citizen players. Lonely old ppl make for easy targets |

Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local Break-A-Wish Foundation
703
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Posted - 2012.07.02 04:07:00 -
[244] - Quote
My preferred form of PVP is awoxing. |

Bree Okanata
Romex Inc. Dustm3n
27
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Posted - 2012.07.02 09:33:00 -
[245] - Quote
I confess that I am too scared to lose my ship in PvP. |

Cloned S0ul
Blood Fanatics
160
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Posted - 2012.07.02 09:44:00 -
[246] - Quote
I confess i sold today my 670mil worth tengu for 570mil because lack of isk, i was desperate, three alts cost me to much per month. Teemo for president. |

trollerii
Evil Eye corp
0
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Posted - 2012.07.02 11:56:00 -
[247] - Quote
I pvp with implants |

Souxie Alduin
Anarchy in the Eve
1
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Posted - 2012.07.02 12:42:00 -
[248] - Quote
Abdiel Kavash wrote:I mined in highsec. Once. I fell asleep and drifted >1k km away.
A corp mate did the same. When he woke up he had his first (and only) killmail 
Confession : I'm not really a girl 
Quick off-topic question: I want to start a corp for g.i.r.ls and call it "Chicks with D**ks". Can a Dev tell me if this is within the naming guidelines? I would be willing to go with "Chicks with D**ks and Exploration" if that sounds more mainstream. |

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
103
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Posted - 2012.07.02 15:08:00 -
[249] - Quote
I confess that I left my scanning alt's ship drifting whilst I was scoping for the days' wormhole exit... And it drifted right into our corp POS defenses, uncloaked, then caught fire. Spectacularly. Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |
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