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Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.12 19:21:00 -
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Edited by: Spectre3353 on 12/02/2010 19:27:00
!ATTENTION PILOTS! - In conjunction with The Amamake Peace Accord of 58177, The Amamake Defense Force is declaring that the systems of Amamake, Old Man Star and Tama are now officially considered highsec. All pilots must stand down and cease all aggression and violent actions in these systems or face the consequences. ADF patrols will be operating in all of these systems for the near future for the good of New Eden and all peace loving citizens. All violations will be met with the swiftest and most severe (but non-violent) response possible.
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Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.12 19:34:00 -
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Originally by: Kyle Langdon Shouldn't it be Gamma instead of Omega since Omega is the last letter of the Greek alphabet?
And I'm still mad that you put these on days when I have Bio Lab 
Officer Langdon,
Your education comes first. Once you have completed your lessons at the ADF Academy, you will be welcome to join us in creating a safe haven for the denizens of lowsec.
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Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.15 18:45:00 -
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Originally by: Kitimortoa How come your banner looks like something you would see on a pizza box?
Originally by: Terra Mikael That banner looks like it belongs on a ketchup bottle.
Madams,
I appreciate your feedback but our organizations talents lay within its ability to detect and prevent violence, not generate professional artwork. This logo will simply have to do until Officer Boson creates us a better one.
Originally by: Fumitsugu Can you make me a deputy?
Originally by: Faekurias CAN I JOIN
Sirs,
Yes. Anyone interested in taking part in Lowering The Violence In Lowsec(tm) should contact me about our potential employment opportunities. You can be part of making New Eden a better place for us all.
Originally by: Throckbane As an eyewitness to Operation Alpha, I was disgusted by the racial profiling going on by your police force.
My fellow soldier, Dyphorus, who happens to have darker skin than me was targeted first. I found the racism distasteful.
Sir,
I assure you that our only enemy is violence, regardless of how it is initiated or who initiates it. We will not stop in our efforts to prevent aggression whether the aggressor is Amarr, Minmitar, Gallente, Caldari, Jovian, Squirrelian or Octopusai. I am sorry if your friend felt he was being singled out.
Originally by: Van Steiza There not really serious dude lol.
Sir,
I assure you that we are very serious. There is nothing funny about violence. Nothing.
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Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.02.26 05:08:00 -
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The latest operation has now been documented. Please view the details of Operation Beta to defend Tama and Aeschee here:
http://evenewb.blogspot.com/2010/02/keeping-peace-adf-operation-beta.html ----- http://evenewb.blogspot.com/ Please re-size your signature to the maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |

Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.03.03 16:45:00 -
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Edited by: Spectre3353 on 03/03/2010 16:45:32
Originally by: plaugewraith1 Edited by: plaugewraith1 on 01/03/2010 04:43:54 Edited by: plaugewraith1 on 01/03/2010 04:43:11
Originally by: Van PokerAlho Wait... making Amamake peaceful with no use of force/violence?? Seriously, concord cant make high sec safe...
I really have to agree here. Not to mention the several failed attempts that have already been posted. Maybe if your "Regular officers" Were equipped as you have them now, and were able to call in High DPS "Swat Squad" (think that was in an aforementioned post) to deal with serious threats you would have more luck.
As history has shown us, the solution to reducing violence is the threat of violence. 
Sirs,
It is attitudes like yours that make our jobs harder and harder every day. We believe in the ability for all of New Eden to become peaceful and non-violent and we will fight towards this goal for as long as we still have breath within our lungs. Fighting against violence via violent means is akin to fighting fire with fire and we will not contribute to the very problem we are trying so hard to solve.
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Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.03.19 19:22:00 -
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Originally by: Dirty Sue I don't think its possible to jerk oneself off any harder.
M'am,
It is the view of the ADF that we could indeed but it would involve two hands. It is strict ADF policy that only one hand is to be used for all self-gratification.
-Commander Spectre
P.S. The ADF is in the news: http://www.eveonline.com/news.asp?a=single&nid=3739&tid=7 ----- My Blog |

Spectre3353
Gallente The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.03.23 14:28:00 -
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Originally by: Zackgar I think the problems you guys are having is because you're not pairing up the rookie pilots with those who are 2 days from retirement. Do this and im sure that not only will they catch the bad guys and crack the case, but everyone will learn some important lessons about themselves.
If they screw up, you need to bust them down to beat cops patrolling Todaki in Ibises
Sir,
We have been studying some material that reinforces your ideas. So far we have learned quit a bit from the documentary named "Lethal Weapon 2" as well as the wonderful and educational law-enforcement film named "Police Academy 3". I cannot wait to showcase what it has taught us.
-Commander Spectre ----- My Blog |
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