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Mr Ichben
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Posted - 2010.02.27 02:44:00 -
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Please, help me find a home, in this brave new galaxy, this brave new world. I am lost and afraid. I donĘt know what to do or know what to say in this brave new world. In another place and another time I use to be a part of a world full of war and a war full of craft. Now, as I sit here, writing this plea of mercy, the world I once knew and loved has moved on and now I am in a state of limbo. My world of warhearts was killed in a terrible accident; she died right before my very own eyes.
She is no more, she is dead and gone and I have come to grips with this lost and am trying to move on the best way I can, but it is hard my friends, it is very hard indeed. As I move on to different places and to do different things, confusion washes over my mind and burdens my heart. This galaxy, this brave new world is so damn big and so damn confusing. I donĘt know where to begin or who to talk too.
Where are the question marks? Where are the arrows and exclamations showing me where to go? Am I missing something? Are they hidden somewhere behind the stars in this brave new world, this brave new galaxy? I wish someone would hold my hand and tell me everything is going to be okay, but I donĘt think the people in this world have any hands to hold. They fly in ships filled with guns and fire, but no hands to hold when itĘs cold outside.
A long time ago in another galaxy and another world far far away, a young boy told me of other worlds and other galaxies. I laughed at him, told him he was crazy, told him what he was saying was nonsense. But when my warhearts died and fell into a world of darkness, I realized there was truth to his words. There are other worlds out there and there are other worlds more challenging and harsher than theseą.
I thought I was safe in the land of Azeroth, I thought I didnĘt need a home to be the king of the mountain and the king of the world. I thought I could do everything all by myself, as long as I had my warhearts, as long as I wielded the sword of a thousand truths, I felt I didnĘt need a place to call home, I didnĘt need people to get me what I want and what I need. Boy was I fool. I had no idea how alone I was until she left me for the man in the dark suit, the man of the dead.
As I travel to the tower along the path of the beam I realized now that I do need a home. I do need people to be my friend and I do need others to hold my hand because meeting new people and holding peopleĘs hands will help me understand the galaxy in ways I never new possible, it will help me become one with this brave new world; I will be one with the galaxy. I stand along the path of the beam looking out into the galaxy; I take the time to admire the stars and smell the roses. The night is beautiful and the sky is young. The stars shine and the ships fly to and forth to their destination. Many battles and many wars are taking place. People are dying and making others are getting rich. Ladies are having babies and young boys are becoming men for their first time in their lives, they are virgins no more, except for me. I am a virgin in this world because I do not have a home.
I cannot experience the beauty and grace of the galaxy because I am homeless, I am afraid of the world and need someone to hold my hand, telling me I have nothing to be afraid of, showing me how to become on with the galaxy and be one with the world. Please my friends, I beg you from the bottom of my heart, help me find a home. Show me the stars and the lights, the ships and the blasters and the joy and the glory of victory and defeat. I may have lost my world of warhearts, I might have lost my old and dying home, but I have yet to lose myself and I will not give the darkness that satisfaction. I just wonĘt because I still have something to give. I still have a world to love. Please my friends help me find a home, in this brave new galaxy, this brave new world.
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Shirley Serious
Amarr The Khanid Sisters of Athra
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Posted - 2010.02.27 02:46:00 -
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no
Yes. Yes, I am. |

MrBinary
Minmatar Binary Systems
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Posted - 2010.02.27 02:48:00 -
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Please send 10 bil and I'll help.

"[ 2004.05.20 20:11:42 ] Hodal Xibur > Die MrBinary" |

Magnus Nordir
Caldari Nordir Industries
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Posted - 2010.02.27 02:49:00 -
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lol, rp --------------------------- Only those who surrender are lost |

Alchemist's Alt
Gallente Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.02.27 02:52:00 -
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read the first 5 words in each paragraph then you will notice he plays WoW FIRST!! |

Serge Bastana
Gallente GWA Corp
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Posted - 2010.02.27 02:58:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Ichben
I cannot experience the beauty and grace of the galaxy because I am homeless,
I would have thought being homeless would give you more opportunities to see the sights of New Eden, wandering about, bumping into gate camps and such. Carpe Diem and all that.
------------------------------------------------ You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag.
Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited! |

Katy Moore
Amarr J. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2010.02.27 03:18:00 -
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you may wish to look at Eve university for help with things.
Amarrian Science at its finest |

Ashira Twilight
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Posted - 2010.02.27 03:55:00 -
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You'll find all the friends you could ever need in the Amamake system, just go to the top belt.
They're waiting for you as we speak.
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Ryhss
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.02.27 04:25:00 -
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Originally by: Alchemist's Alt read the first 5 words in each paragraph then you will notice he plays WoW
I got the impression he just left WoW for this better game............
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illford baker
EVE RONIN R-I-P
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Posted - 2010.02.27 04:32:00 -
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Edited by: illford baker on 27/02/2010 04:35:37
Originally by: Mr Ichben Azeroth
Originally by: Alchemist's Alt read the first 5 words in each paragraph then you will notice he plays WoW
what are you talking about? he never played wow. <--sarcasm <----- RP boards are that way <------not sarcasm ps: the RP boards are called "Corporation, Alliance and Organization Discussions"
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The AEther
Caldari Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2010.02.27 04:51:00 -
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I got to the part about "warhearts" then decided I'm going to stop reading this crap and just post
Agony Unleashed - no blues 0.0 pvp, pvp classes |

Caroline Cosmos
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Posted - 2010.02.27 05:07:00 -
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I'm going to go make a ham sandwich.
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Mr Ichben
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Posted - 2010.02.27 05:07:00 -
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Originally by: MrBinary Please send 10 bil and I'll help.

What if I were to blow you a kiss and give you a hug, and told you that I loved you... Would that satisfy you? Would that make you smile?
Mr. Ichben
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Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
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Posted - 2010.02.27 05:14:00 -
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too weird, didn't read.
if you want a corp, i hear eve university is handy for noobs, plus help chat and rookie help if you want a friend, i have a 5b nonrefundable deposit plus 25m/hr as long as i'm friends with you if you want a 'friend', you can find exotic dancers on the market. don't spend all your money at once. _____________________ Horrors! Demons in the deep! |

Mr Ichben
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Posted - 2010.02.27 05:39:00 -
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Originally by: Alchemist's Alt read the first 5 words in each paragraph then you will notice he plays WoW
Sometimes I play wow and other times I do not, I go back sometimes for the people I know and love, but over the years the world has been a disappointment, the world has grown stale, the world my friend, has moved on and I felt it was my time to move on as well. I still have wet and horny dreams about my world of warhearts, but when the dream is over I am alone and I am wet and left unsatisified because the pleasure was fleeting. Maybe this world will be different, maybe this galaxy will bring me change...
Mr. Ichben
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Mr Ichben
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Posted - 2010.02.27 05:47:00 -
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Originally by: Katy Moore you may wish to look at Eve university for help with things.
But my dear Lady Moore, you don't understand, I don't want to go to school, I don't want to read books and take pointless test to learn about the hardships of war and pain, I want to be a part of the madness, I want to be one with the PAIN!!!! I want to taste the fire and lick the flames. I want to be thrown into the deep end of the water and be force to swim or drown, live or die, survive or perish...
I want a master to take me under his or her wing and teach me the ways of the force in the world of Eve. I want to be broken down, beaten to a pulp eventually to be rebuilt into a bigger and better man. Can the University do this for me Lady Moore? Can they show me the fire works and the flames?!?!
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Alchemist's Alt
Gallente Hysteria Nexus
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Posted - 2010.02.27 05:48:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Ichben
Originally by: Alchemist's Alt read the first 5 words in each paragraph then you will notice he plays WoW
Sometimes I play wow and other times I do not, I go back sometimes for the people I know and love, but over the years the world has been a disappointment, the world has grown stale, the world my friend, has moved on and I felt it was my time to move on as well. I still have wet and horny dreams about my world of warhearts, but when the dream is over I am alone and I am wet and left unsatisified because the pleasure was fleeting. Maybe this world will be different, maybe this galaxy will bring me change...
Mr. Ichben
I want to hug you (in game) FIRST!! |

Mr Ichben
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Posted - 2010.02.27 06:07:00 -
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Originally by: Serge Bastana
Originally by: Mr Ichben
I cannot experience the beauty and grace of the galaxy because I am homeless,
I would have thought being homeless would give you more opportunities to see the sights of New Eden, wandering about, bumping into gate camps and such. Carpe Diem and all that.
Being homeless and alone in a galaxy as vast and complex as Eve is no picnic my friend. Without a place to call your own or a Jedi to hold your hand, the sights and sounds can be beautiful, but somewhat eery and disturbing.
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Mr Ichben
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Posted - 2010.02.27 06:16:00 -
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Originally by: illford baker Edited by: illford baker on 27/02/2010 04:35:37
Originally by: Mr Ichben Azeroth
Originally by: Alchemist's Alt read the first 5 words in each paragraph then you will notice he plays WoW
what are you talking about? he never played wow. <--sarcasm <----- RP boards are that way <------not sarcasm ps: the RP boards are called "Corporation, Alliance and Organization Discussions"
Mr. Baker, I believe you are mistaken when you say I am a roleplayer because I am not my friend, I am indeed not. I was being serial when I wrote that letter. I really want to find a home. I want to be loved in a way that is dirty yet oddly clean at the same time.
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Dex Timor
Valklear Guard
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Posted - 2010.02.27 09:05:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Ichben *I want to be one with the PAIN!!!!*
Open your people and places. Search for solar system. Type "pain" in the search field. There you go: pain ! And you can be a part of it.
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Katy Moore
Amarr J. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2010.02.27 12:02:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Ichben
Originally by: Katy Moore you may wish to look at Eve university for help with things.
But my dear Lady Moore, you don't understand, I don't want to go to school, I don't want to read books and take pointless test to learn about the hardships of war and pain, I want to be a part of the madness, I want to be one with the PAIN!!!! I want to taste the fire and lick the flames. I want to be thrown into the deep end of the water and be force to swim or drown, live or die, survive or perish...
I want a master to take me under his or her wing and teach me the ways of the force in the world of Eve. I want to be broken down, beaten to a pulp eventually to be rebuilt into a bigger and better man. Can the University do this for me Lady Moore? Can they show me the fire works and the flames?!?!
As I understand things, yes. They include pvp at Eve university.
Other options include the Agony unleashed pvp courses, showing you stuff.
There is also the Red Vs Blue, which are two corps locked in perpetual war. Could see about joining them, and learn by doing.
Have Fun.
Amarrian Science at its finest |

Cat o'Ninetails
Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2010.02.27 13:42:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Ichben
Originally by: illford baker Edited by: illford baker on 27/02/2010 04:35:37
Originally by: Mr Ichben Azeroth
Originally by: Alchemist's Alt read the first 5 words in each paragraph then you will notice he plays WoW
what are you talking about? he never played wow. <--sarcasm <----- RP boards are that way <------not sarcasm ps: the RP boards are called "Corporation, Alliance and Organization Discussions"
Mr. Baker, I believe you are mistaken when you say I am a roleplayer because I am not my friend, I am indeed not. I was being serial when I wrote that letter. I really want to find a home. I want to be loved in a way that is dirty yet oddly clean at the same time.
super serial?
lol
xx
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2010.02.27 15:32:00 -
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ome is were ju majke it.
Secure 3rd party service |
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Serge Bastana
Gallente GWA Corp
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Posted - 2010.02.27 16:26:00 -
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Originally by: Chribba ome is were ju majke it.
Ohm is where ever I lay my att
------------------------------------------------ You either need a punch up the throat or a good shag.
Nobody round here is offering the second one therefore your choices are limited! |

C4LYP50
Solarwind Interstellar Mining and Production Ltd
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Posted - 2010.02.27 16:41:00 -
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This guy turns me on.
That is all.
Brunette By Birth...........Blonde By Nature. ------------------------------------------------ "Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell." "No tears, please; it's a waste of good suffering." |

Mr Ichben
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Posted - 2010.02.27 16:58:00 -
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Originally by: Alchemist's Alt
Originally by: Mr Ichben
Originally by: Alchemist's Alt read the first 5 words in each paragraph then you will notice he plays WoW
Sometimes I play wow and other times I do not, I go back sometimes for the people I know and love, but over the years the world has been a disappointment, the world has grown stale, the world my friend, has moved on and I felt it was my time to move on as well. I still have wet and horny dreams about my world of warhearts, but when the dream is over I am alone and I am wet and left unsatisified because the pleasure was fleeting. Maybe this world will be different, maybe this galaxy will bring me change...
Mr. Ichben
I want to hug you (in game)
I want to hug you too Mr. Alchemists. We will do so in the place where there is no darkness, the place where there is no time...
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Mr Ichben
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Posted - 2010.02.27 17:03:00 -
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Originally by: C4LYP50 This guy turns me on.
That is all.
I hope I don't turn you off any time soon my dear :-)
Mr. Ichben
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Mr Ichben
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Posted - 2010.02.27 17:11:00 -
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Originally by: Katy Moore
Originally by: Mr Ichben
Originally by: Katy Moore you may wish to look at Eve university for help with things.
But my dear Lady Moore, you don't understand, I don't want to go to school, I don't want to read books and take pointless test to learn about the hardships of war and pain, I want to be a part of the madness, I want to be one with the PAIN!!!! I want to taste the fire and lick the flames. I want to be thrown into the deep end of the water and be force to swim or drown, live or die, survive or perish...
I want a master to take me under his or her wing and teach me the ways of the force in the world of Eve. I want to be broken down, beaten to a pulp eventually to be rebuilt into a bigger and better man. Can the University do this for me Lady Moore? Can they show me the fire works and the flames?!?!
As I understand things, yes. They include pvp at Eve university.
Other options include the Agony unleashed pvp courses, showing you stuff.
There is also the Red Vs Blue, which are two corps locked in perpetual war. Could see about joining them, and learn by doing.
Have Fun.
Lady Moore your words have been extremely informative. I will take a look at this Eve University and see if they can provide me the guidance and structure I need to be one with the galaxy and be one with the world....
Thank you my lovely, thank you my dear.
Mr. Ichben
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Arthur Frayn
V.O.F.L IRON CORE H E L I C O N
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Posted - 2010.02.27 17:13:00 -
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Best troll this week. -- Eventus stultorum magister. |

Mr Ichben
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Posted - 2010.02.27 17:17:00 -
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Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
Originally by: Mr Ichben
Originally by: illford baker Edited by: illford baker on 27/02/2010 04:35:37
Originally by: Mr Ichben Azeroth
Originally by: Alchemist's Alt read the first 5 words in each paragraph then you will notice he plays WoW
what are you talking about? he never played wow. <--sarcasm <----- RP boards are that way <------not sarcasm ps: the RP boards are called "Corporation, Alliance and Organization Discussions"
Mr. Baker, I believe you are mistaken when you say I am a roleplayer because I am not my friend, I am indeed not. I was being serial when I wrote that letter. I really want to find a home. I want to be loved in a way that is dirty yet oddly clean at the same time.
super serial?
lol
xx
Yes super serial Cat and you should be serial as well my love. The galaxy ain't gonna be here forever, so you minus well live while you're dying...
Mr. Ichben
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Mr Ichben
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Posted - 2010.02.27 17:24:00 -
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Originally by: Arthur Frayn Best troll this week.
Arthur, if I am a troll than you my friend are an ORC!!! Besides, all I am doing is reaching out to others for guidance and support. Now if you think that is trolling, you my friend have never met a troll before.
Mr. Ichben
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CCP Adida

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Posted - 2010.02.27 18:03:00 -
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Moved from General discussion and removed ooc comments
[yellow]Adida Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online http://support.eve-online.com/Pages/Petitio |
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Alica Wildfire
Minmatar Federal Investigations Agency
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Posted - 2010.02.27 21:58:00 -
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If you are looking for real friends you should join the war between the Minmatar Republic and the Amarrian Empire. An Amarrian is a true friend for every Minmatar warrior, he comes back and back and back on you even if you call him names and shoot his ship to pieces. And the Amarrian will bring lots of friends with him to join the party.
It's just hard to stand their sermons. But this is what we have autocannons for. Their noise is loud enough to stop the sermons.
It's the dance of war. They asked for the dance and we step on their toes since. -- FREEDOM, PUNK & AUTOCANNONS
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Swiftgaze
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.02.27 22:24:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Ichben Edited by: Mr Ichben on 27/02/2010 17:11:25
Originally by: C4LYP50 This guy turns me on.
That is all.
I'm glad I don't turn you off :-)
Mr. Ichben
I don't get it. C4LYP50 didn't post in this thread at all.
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C4LYP50
Solarwind Interstellar Mining and Production Ltd
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Posted - 2010.02.28 06:26:00 -
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Originally by: Swiftgaze
Originally by: Mr Ichben Edited by: Mr Ichben on 27/02/2010 17:11:25
Originally by: C4LYP50 This guy turns me on.
That is all.
I'm glad I don't turn you off :-)
Mr. Ichben
I don't get it. C4LYP50 didn't post in this thread at all.
Originally by: CCP Adida Edited by: CCP Adida on 27/02/2010 18:09:00 Moved from General discussion and removed ooc comments and other game comments
Because a female finding the OP sweet, (and then some) couldn't possibly fit into RP. This guy turns me on INGAME.
/facepalm
Brunette By Birth...........Blonde By Nature. ------------------------------------------------ "Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell." "No tears, please; it's a waste of good suffering." |

Che Biko
Polytechnique Gallenteenne
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Posted - 2010.02.28 13:10:00 -
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ChT sits with his hand half supporting his head, covering his chin and mouth, his eyes looking down. He thinks for a few seconds before turning his eyes toward the camera and removing his hand.
"Mr. Ichben, - I'm not really sure...if I'm wha...if I can offer you what you are looking for, but... I'd like to offer you a home. I'm afraid we might be on opposite paths though. I'm kind of a pacifist."
He pauses, thinking, his eyes not focused on the camera anymore. After a few seconds their movement indicates he's reading something, and after a while he starts to speak again, still reading.
"I have not seen a lot of combat for a capsuleer, but I can offer you questions, and answers to other things. I can help you experience the beauty and grace of the universe...and help you understand it...hold your hand...be your friend...help you to not lose yourself in the darkness..." He faces the camera again. "But I don't believe one should seek out battles for glory, and I can't help you if that's what you want, because I believe that will only lead to you being consumed by the darkness.
I can offer you a greater challenge on my path. Feel free to travel with me.
Peace"
He looks down, the holovid feed ends.
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CCP Adida

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Posted - 2010.02.28 14:58:00 -
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Moved to OOP from intergalactic. After the clean up I thought it was more RP then OOC. This is the thread's final home due to the mixture of RP and other games.
Adida Community Rep CCP Hf, EVE Online
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Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.02.28 15:03:00 -
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wait.. 
what is this doing in oope?
im lost..  OHGODS BELOW THIS LINE IS MY SIG !!!! SRSLY! Blane Xero > Lance is at -0.9 sec status with a 1 million bounty. Lance is also amarrian. Thats 3 evil points |

Shameless Avenger
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Posted - 2010.02.28 15:08:00 -
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I could have told my CEO to contact you but I only make long posts... I don't read long posts... and I can't recommend something I haven't read.
So... application rejected for being too long. Keep it short and to the point next time buddy. :P |

Wuff Wuff
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.02.28 17:21:00 -
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I hear PF-346 is nice at this time of year.
- Wuffles
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dr doooo
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Posted - 2010.02.28 17:41:00 -
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If it takes the OP that long to say 'newbie seeks role playing pvp corp', then I wouldn't want to be the one that had to communicate to them the finer intricacies of the game
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Zions Child
Caldari Carthage Industries Consortium.
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Posted - 2010.03.01 16:07:00 -
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uhm wat?  _________________________________________________________________
Wrong! - Cortes YES! I HAD MY SIG EDITED! DEVS FTW! |
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