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SolusLunes Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit OWN Alliance	Posted - 2010.03.05 07:25:00 - [1] Well, for me at least. Here's the idea I need all of you to invest lots of iskies into: My IPO is to get people like you (heretofore referred to as "rubes") to give me money. I expect profits to be infinity percent, because I intend on investing none of my own isk. This isk will be blown on ships that will inevitably blow up, because they'll be too filled with partying hookers, drugs, and alcohol to actually do any kind of reasonable combat. In conclusion: I will get 100% from said rubes. I also solemnly swear that all of the money will go towards hookers, blow, and booze. tl;dr: Infinity percent profit! Send me isk! Hookers and blow! :D In other, related news, Mitnal was never here.
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2010.03.05 07:28:00 - [2] You had me at blow, sending isk now. New bounty system. Always, I want to be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony harmony oh love!
SolusLunes Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit OWN Alliance	Posted - 2010.03.05 07:36:00 - [3] Please note: Some of the money might also be spent on livestock. Because... um... sheep. In other, related news, Mitnal was never here.
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2010.03.05 07:38:00 - [4] I'm investing potato!
SolusLunes Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit OWN Alliance	Posted - 2010.03.05 07:42:00 - [5] Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton I'm investing potato! All potato investments are held in the highest regard, as starches go well with alcohol. In other, related news, Mitnal was never here.
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2010.03.05 07:54:00 - [6] Originally by: SolusLunes Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton I'm investing potato! All potato investments are held in the highest regard, as starches go well with alcohol. makes me want to go for some cheesy bacon waffle fries, and some Guinness, you meanie
Athena Tarsis Minmatar Kinda'Shujaa	Posted - 2010.03.05 09:43:00 - [7] One of the most easily understood business plans I've seen posted here in a long while. I would jump on this with great zeal but for the fact that I have all my liquid assets ties up in another firm that offered me ground floor on what looks to be a very promising Reaper manufacturing gig. Best of luck, though!
Paknac Queltel Standards and Practices	Posted - 2010.03.05 10:30:00 - [8] OP intends to sneakily pay divident to investors by getting himself blown up and looted by them. As the OP mentions no money going back to investors, I'll be the first to call it: SCAM!
Turelus Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit OWN Alliance	Posted - 2010.03.05 10:37:00 - [9] Come on Solus back in the C&P! how did you get out again? Sorry folks we'll check to see the reasons he was able to escape the C&P section and add security to make sure it doesn't happen again! - Although his plan does seem sound I might have to invest some to help. ---- ---- ---- ---- 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
Lord Zekk Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit OWN Alliance	Posted - 2010.03.05 11:49:00 - [10] Solus I intend to invest a 100 mil isk I owe Pesro, on his behalf. I'll let him know that he can expect a good return on the investment. He will be so happy with me :D ---------------------------------------- We are recruiting. Visit us at http://www.22ndbrdu.com
Ji Sama Caldari Tash-Murkon Prime Industries United Corporations Of Modern Eve	Posted - 2010.03.05 12:05:00 - [11] In C6P trolls get wardecced, in MD we just troll the trolls.. I am not trolling
Companion Trollin You are going too fast	Posted - 2010.03.05 12:08:00 - [12] OHSHI- YOU STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS!
SolusLunes Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit OWN Alliance	Posted - 2010.03.05 14:22:00 - [13] Originally by: Ji Sama In C6P trolls get wardecced, in MD we just troll the trolls.. I am not trolling What are you talking about this is a totally legitimate IPO I couldn't possibly be trolling I am insulted sir. In other, related news, Mitnal was never here.
Dzil Caldari SafeHouse Investments of Tautology	Posted - 2010.03.05 14:30:00 - [14] Originally by: Ji Sama In C6P trolls get wardecced, in MD we just troll the trolls.. I am not trolling In order to troll a troll on MD, it must be derailed into a market discussion. Dzil's Corp Sales - 200m
Paknac Queltel Standards and Practices	Posted - 2010.03.05 15:14:00 - [15] Originally by: Dzil Originally by: Ji Sama In C6P trolls get wardecced, in MD we just troll the trolls.. I am not trolling In order to troll a troll on MD, it must be derailed into a market discussion. Good idea. So, anything new happening with Technetium?
Rasheki Minmatar Clann Fian Revival Of The Talocan Empire	Posted - 2010.03.05 15:20:00 - [16] Originally by: Paknac Queltel OP intends to sneakily pay divident to investors by getting himself blown up and looted by them. As the OP mentions no money going back to investors, I'll be the first to call it: SCAM! Come now, theres a whole thread on broadening our vocabulary. He has promised no returns, thus he is not scamming anyone. ---- Ad Securitas Per Unitas For Volunteer Auditors see: VOL Audit Thread
SolusLunes Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit OWN Alliance	Posted - 2010.03.05 16:12:00 - [17] Originally by: Rasheki Originally by: Paknac Queltel OP intends to sneakily pay divident to investors by getting himself blown up and looted by them. As the OP mentions no money going back to investors, I'll be the first to call it: SCAM! Come now, theres a whole thread on broadening our vocabulary. He has promised no returns, thus he is not scamming anyone. Entirely untrue sir! I shall see all of the returns! (in other news, someone has already invested 10m. srsly wtf man) In other, related news, Mitnal was never here.
Brock Nelson Caldari Flux Technologies Inc SRS.	Posted - 2010.03.05 16:52:00 - [18] Lana Torrin? In MY md forum? Closed until further notice
Paknac Queltel Standards and Practices	Posted - 2010.03.05 17:02:00 - [19] Originally by: Rasheki Originally by: Paknac Queltel OP intends to sneakily pay divident to investors by getting himself blown up and looted by them. As the OP mentions no money going back to investors, I'll be the first to call it: SCAM! Come now, theres a whole thread on broadening our vocabulary. He has promised no returns, thus he is not scamming anyone. Well, if you shoot him, you get returns. He has promised no returns. Hence: scam. Originally by: Brock Nelson Lana Torrin? In MY md forum? It's more likely than you think!
Ave Volta Red Frog Investments Blue Sky Consortium	Posted - 2010.03.05 18:17:00 - [20] Please consider using RF Freight to move your Hoookers and Blow. Our Pilots are looking forward to transporting these goods -------------------------------- chown -R us:us /yourbase
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2010.03.06 05:31:00 - [21] Originally by: Turelus Come on Solus back in the C&P! how did you get out again? Sorry folks we'll check to see the reasons he was able to escape the C&P section and add security to make sure it doesn't happen again! - Although his plan does seem sound I might have to invest some to help. my bad also see warfare and tactics cross training
Lord Meltdown Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2010.03.06 06:49:00 - [22] I see what you did there. . .!
Angus McSpork Caldari	Posted - 2010.03.06 16:24:00 - [23] Will there be an audit? Pending audit I'm in for 200m
Kirra Liu Echelon Holdings Echelon.	Posted - 2010.03.06 17:58:00 - [24] Originally by: Angus McSpork Will there be an audit? Pending audit I'm in for 200m I have conducted an audit and have come to the conclusion that the OP is as legitimate as most other threads asking for isk, hookers and drugs. Kirra Liu /Lord Windu
Angus McSpork Caldari	Posted - 2010.03.06 19:43:00 - [25] Originally by: Kirra Liu Originally by: Angus McSpork Will there be an audit? Pending audit I'm in for 200m I have conducted an audit and have come to the conclusion that the OP is as legitimate as most other threads asking for isk, hookers and drugs. Awesome, 200m sent to "S0lusLunes"
Zions Child Caldari Carthage Industries Consortium.	Posted - 2010.03.06 20:32:00 - [26] I am interested in this concept of blow and hookers. Exactly what quality is the blow? Will the hookers also be using the blow? Will the hookers be blowing? When I recieve answers to these questions, iskies will be sent. _________________________________________________________________ You just lost the game, my friend... Wrong! - Cortes
SolusLunes Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit OWN Alliance	Posted - 2010.03.07 02:11:00 - [27] Originally by: Zions Child I am interested in this concept of blow and hookers. Exactly what quality is the blow? Will the hookers also be using the blow? Will the hookers be blowing? When I recieve answers to these questions, iskies will be sent. Blow will be 100% pure, only the best. I have entered into preliminary discussions with Es and Whizz to provide that. The hookers using the blow is up to you- once you get on the party boat, you get your supply of blow to decide what to do with. And will the hookers be blowing? Of course! What kind of hookers do you think I get? Hell, I'm not paying for any of this, I'm going all the way. In other, related news, Mitnal was never here.

CCP Zymurgist Gallente C C P	Posted - 2010.03.07 15:44:00 - [28] As interesting as your business deal sounds it looks more like spam than a money making operation, locking thread. Zymurgist Community Representative CCP Hf, EVE Online Contact us


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