EVE Search - Introducing The Foundation Fem-Bot

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Exioce	Posted - 2003.06.26 00:05:00 - [1] The first two Fem-Bots off Foundation's production line Sick of silly holo-flicks? Looking for something a little more tangible? If so, Foundation has exactly the thing for you! Like a real woman, only better, Fem-Bot is the latest advance in synthetic technology. Packed with 'Realer Than Reality' (TM) features such as perfect skin, pouty lips and non-sag *****, we GUARANTEE you, your family and friends will not be able to tell the difference - or your money back! Tested extensively in-house, each Fem-Bot comes installed with a complementary database of 715 different sexual positions and is infinitely customisable in both physical and behavioural terms. Submissive? Argumentative? Dominating? Downright Scary? Choose from any of these personalities to suit your particular needs. For a further fee, Foundation will also imbue your Fem-Bot with its very own additional "issues" such as Unneccessary Jealousy, Control Freakery, Neediness, Inexplicable Weepiness and * Envy. Order today and get a second Fem-Bot HALF-PRICE! Perfect for those ***** and/or threesome fantasies. Foundation accepts all major credit cards and prides itself on its discreet service. For enquiries regarding bulk orders, please contact Foundation Customer Services.
Exioce Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2003.06.26 00:05:00 - [2] The first two Fem-Bots off Foundation's production line Sick of silly holo-flicks? Looking for something a little more tangible? If so, Foundation has exactly the thing for you! Like a real woman, only better, Fem-Bot is the latest advance in synthetic technology. Packed with 'Realer Than Reality' (TM) features such as perfect skin, pouty lips and non-sag *****, we GUARANTEE you, your family and friends will not be able to tell the difference - or your money back! Tested extensively in-house, each Fem-Bot comes installed with a complementary database of 715 different sexual positions and is infinitely customisable in both physical and behavioural terms. Submissive? Argumentative? Dominating? Downright Scary? Choose from any of these personalities to suit your particular needs. For a further fee, Foundation will also imbue your Fem-Bot with its very own additional "issues" such as Unneccessary Jealousy, Control Freakery, Neediness, Inexplicable Weepiness and * Envy. Order today and get a second Fem-Bot HALF-PRICE! Perfect for those ***** and/or threesome fantasies. Foundation accepts all major credit cards and prides itself on its discreet service. For enquiries regarding bulk orders, please contact Foundation Customer Services.
Exioce	Posted - 2003.06.26 10:27:00 - [3] as with any piece of purchasable equipment, there is a significant reduction in price for those able to provide their own megacyte and zydrine. Fem-Bot comes with a lifetime warranty, parts and labour. however, should Fem-Bot become stuck in PMS mode, you're on your own buddy =P in such cases, Foundation accepts no liability for damage to your property and/or ********. Edited by: Exioce on 26/06/2003 10:28:14* "The world is neither black nor white. It's blue and green." Hasham Abbas [30/06/03]
Exioce Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2003.06.26 10:27:00 - [4] as with any piece of purchasable equipment, there is a significant reduction in price for those able to provide their own megacyte and zydrine. Fem-Bot comes with a lifetime warranty, parts and labour. however, should Fem-Bot become stuck in PMS mode, you're on your own buddy =P in such cases, Foundation accepts no liability for damage to your property and/or ********. Edited by: Exioce on 26/06/2003 10:28:14*
Exioce	Posted - 2003.06.27 19:02:00 - [5] pod fluid, not so good. other fluids, rather well. "The world is neither black nor white. It's blue and green." Hasham Abbas [30/06/03]
Exioce Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2003.06.27 19:02:00 - [6] pod fluid, not so good. other fluids, rather well.
Exioce	Posted - 2003.06.30 20:10:00 - [7] mother-in-law? most peeps request merely a twin. you kinky Intaki you ;) we'll make a pure blood Gallente of you yet :P Edited by: Exioce on 30/06/2003 20:10:58 "The world is neither black nor white. It's blue and green." Hasham Abbas [30/06/03]
Exioce Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2003.06.30 20:10:00 - [8] mother-in-law? most peeps request merely a twin. you kinky Intaki you ;) we'll make a pure blood Gallente of you yet :P Edited by: Exioce on 30/06/2003 20:10:58
Exioce	Posted - 2003.07.01 10:36:00 - [9] interestingly enough, we had to issue a recall on our Caldari Fem-Bots. customers complained they weren't robotic enough ;) "The world is neither black nor white. It's blue and green." Hasham Abbas [30/06/03]
Exioce Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2003.07.01 10:36:00 - [10] interestingly enough, we had to issue a recall on our Caldari Fem-Bots. customers complained they weren't robotic enough ;)

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