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Crappy Pants
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Posted - 2010.05.18 18:23:00 -
[61]
Hey sounds wicked, headin over to tha fancy channel of yours fer some chit-chat.
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Hardhulk
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Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.05.19 00:59:00 -
[62]
Oh, IÆm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I donÆt have to listen to myself. IÆm drunk.
Homer
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Neverone
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Posted - 2010.05.21 12:26:00 -
[63]
just joined the corp and it's : "OMG PARTY TIME AWESOME!" :D i recommend EVERYONE to join!
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.21 20:32:00 -
[64]
And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.
Krusty the Clown
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.22 21:22:00 -
[65]
Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.
Nelson
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.24 00:00:00 -
[66]
Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if youÆre experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO boxà
Krusty the Clown
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.24 15:37:00 -
[67]
I canÆt go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency.
Milhouse
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.26 00:19:00 -
[68]
Son, when you participate in sporting events, itÆs not whether you win or lose: itÆs how drunk you get.
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.27 20:18:00 -
[69]
Human contact: the final frontier.
Comic Book Guy
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.28 21:29:00 -
[70]
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.29 23:36:00 -
[71]
Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1à2.
Chief Wiggum
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.30 19:55:00 -
[72]
Save me, Jeebus.
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.31 20:40:00 -
[73]
Look out, Itchy! HeÆs Irish!
Milhouse
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.02 20:19:00 -
[74]
Thank you, steal again.
Apu
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erreac
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Posted - 2010.06.03 19:42:00 -
[75]
i joined these guys a few days ago and they are VERY helpful and fun
keep on keeping on guys !
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Raatik
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Posted - 2010.06.04 16:46:00 -
[76]
Joined a couple of days ago and can honestly say it's a fun, supportive and most importantly welcoming corp.
Not much else to say, and unfortunatley I'm lacking in Simpsons quotes, so it'll have to be a Family Guy one:
[Patrick Stewart] Look at me, I've got girl boobs!
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Hardhulk
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Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.06.05 17:34:00 -
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How could you?! HavenÆt you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didnÆt hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.06 22:19:00 -
[78]
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.07 20:14:00 -
[79]
I didnÆt think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.
Bart
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.08 21:12:00 -
[80]
Whoa, slow down there, maestro. ThereÆs a *New* Mexico?
Mr. Burns
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.11 20:22:00 -
[81]
No beer and no TV make Homer go something somethingà
HOMER
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.13 18:28:00 -
[82]
By the thousand arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie!
Apu
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.15 01:09:00 -
[83]
Uh, no, theyÆre saying ôBoo-urns, Boo-urns.ö
Smithers
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.15 22:45:00 -
[84]
Please do not offer my god a peanut.
Apu
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.16 20:15:00 -
[85]
You donÆt win friends with salad.
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.28 22:17:00 -
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Homer (answering the phone:)
ôYello? She what?!ö OH MY GOD!! Well, I am going to settle this once and for all! Meet me at the place we discussed.ö (hangs up.)
Marge: ôWho was that??ö
Homer: ôWrong number.ö
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