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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.03.15 22:10:00 -
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THE LONE PATROL
Recruiting New Members
Hello Eve Players,
Lone Patrol is looking for 20 players to fill its ranks. If you are old or new to the game we would be happy to accept you, we invite you to join our public chat channel, ôLone Patrolö to see if this corporation is right for you.
We support our members in any path they want to take in the game. We are here to have fun and have a very peaceful atmosphere in our corporation, and always try to help our members.
We have a plan to get this Corp up and growing, but require more members who like to mine to help fuel the Machines of mass production. We have the BPOs now we need the minerals.
Staff Benefit:
- Corp Mining operation will be supported with orca's.
- Have access to mission (LVL 1 - 4)
- Access to huge blueprint library (limited to members with building clearance)
- Blueprint Research Service
- Alliance Support
- Corp Ventrilo Server
- We are looking into WH Exploration
- Corporation Forum Site
Requirement:
- Mature player
- Teamwork
- All Time Zones Welcome
- No SP limit
- New player are welcome to join (No Trial Account)
- Ability to operate without constant supervision
- Inactive Accounts will be Removed after 2 months, Unless Notification is given to the Corp
Recruitment Officer
- Hardhulk
- Iudaea Auratus
- Sanginius
If you are interested Join the "Lone Patrol" Chat Room, or Evemail ôHardHulkö or "Iudaea Auratus" or "Sanginius" for more details
If interested post here as well
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.03.16 21:13:00 -
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If ôThe Simpsonsö have taught us anything itÆs that two-dimensional characters are funnier than three-dimensional ones. For 18 years the residents of Springfield have been piling up the wittiest quotes ever uttered on TV
See Below for a few, will post one each day
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.03.17 20:22:00 -
[3]
IÆve done everything the Bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
Ned Flanders
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.03.18 22:00:00 -
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IÆm normally not a praying man, but if youÆre up there, please save me, Superman.
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.03.19 22:47:00 -
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You donÆt like your job, you donÆt strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. ThatÆs the American way.
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.03.21 00:18:00 -
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Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
Grandpa Simpson
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:18:00 -
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. ItÆs what separates us from the animalsàexcept the weasel.
Homer
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Onyc1
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Posted - 2010.03.22 22:59:00 -
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these guys seem to have there stuff together im giving them a try so should you !
P.S. im gay , so what ?
I'm gay, so what ? |
Hardhulk
The Lone Patrol
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Posted - 2010.03.25 21:06:00 -
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Hi. IÆm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as ôSmoke Yourself Thinö and ôGet Some Confidence, Stupid!ö
Troy McClure
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.03.30 18:44:00 -
[10]
To the Top we go
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.02 20:59:00 -
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Friday Bump, Still looking for a few more members.
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.03 20:11:00 -
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Still looking, if your interested stop by out Local Chat Channel
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.04 21:33:00 -
[13]
Easter Bump,
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.05 22:10:00 -
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Monday Bump, up we go
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.08 20:38:00 -
[15]
To the Top we Go
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.09 18:05:00 -
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Bump for the Day
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Manst Naaqill
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Posted - 2010.04.10 00:40:00 -
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"You can have all the money in the world, but theres one thing you cant have: a Dinossaur"
Homer Simpson
So, can I join? Im about 1 month or so in Eve, more of a mission runner/pve stuff
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.10 02:33:00 -
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I look forward to talking to you
Here is another quote
IÆll be back. You canÆt keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, IÆm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.
Sideshow Bob
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.10 17:27:00 -
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When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of poweràlike God must feel when heÆs holding a gun.
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.11 14:03:00 -
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Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*
Milhouse
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.12 20:46:00 -
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Well, heÆs kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace ôaccidentallyö with ôrepeatedlyö and replace ôdogö with ôson.ö
Lionel Hutz
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.13 20:28:00 -
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Last nightÆs ôItchy and Scratchy Showö was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Comic Book Guy
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.14 22:03:00 -
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Books are useless! I only ever read one book, ôTo Kill A Mockingbird,ö and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skinàbut what good does *that* do me?
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.15 21:18:00 -
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CanÆt you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we canÆt be policing the entire city!
Chief Wiggum
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.16 19:53:00 -
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. ItÆs what separates us from the animalsàexcept the weasel.
Homer
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Jakecutter
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Posted - 2010.04.17 15:07:00 -
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bump |
CurlUp nDie
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Posted - 2010.04.17 18:01:00 -
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Quick reply time and nice people so far, looks like I might have found a fit.
Good news to come, I hope.
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.17 20:15:00 -
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Look forward to talking to you online.
Marge, just about everythingÆs a sin. [holds up a Bible] YÆever sat down and read this thing? Technically weÆre not supposed to go to the bathroom.
Reverend Lovejoy
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.18 14:04:00 -
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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer
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Imja Kossi
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Posted - 2010.04.18 21:05:00 -
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Look like a good bunch of guys and I'm going through things with them now.
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.19 20:49:00 -
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HereÆs to alcohol, the cause of ù and solution to ù all lifeÆs problems.
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.20 20:11:00 -
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When will I learn? The answers to lifeÆs problems arenÆt at the bottom of a bottle, theyÆre on TV!
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.21 20:38:00 -
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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, youÆd step over your own mother just to get one! But you canÆt stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Homer
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Jorkor
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Posted - 2010.04.21 23:07:00 -
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Hello Fellow eve players
I am a man from Denmark 34 years old. Who is looking for a new and nice corp, the last one I was in "Full Metal Seraphim" was nice but they where mostly for the USA so they was on when I was off so that was no fun.
I have joined your in game chat and is looking forward to chat with you guys.
If you have any questions then feel free to ask me either here or ingame.
Fly safe.
Best regards
Jorkor.
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.22 20:18:00 -
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Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
Grandpa Simpson
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Hellani
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Posted - 2010.04.23 16:00:00 -
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I'm kind of new to this game, been playing for like a month now, so i'm getting the hang of it. I'm looking for a active Corp, and found this one that sounds promising. So i'm hanging arond in the chat if you want more details, or have some questions. Feel free to ask! =D
Fly Safe!
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Hardhulk
The Lone Patrol
Nabaal Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.04.23 20:10:00 -
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I look forward to talking to you in game
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.23 22:01:00 -
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Old people donÆt need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.24 19:57:00 -
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IÆll keep it short and sweet ù Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
Mr. Burns
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.25 14:55:00 -
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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, youÆd step over your own mother just to get one! But you canÆt stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Homer
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Benzmann
MAFIA
INFINITY.
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Posted - 2010.04.25 21:12:00 -
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great bunch of ppl in this corp, with good attitude and laid back :P
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Hardhulk
The Lone Patrol
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Posted - 2010.04.26 21:13:00 -
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àAnd the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.
Kent Brockman
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Arni Ceradur
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Posted - 2010.04.27 17:07:00 -
[43]
Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
Samuel Beckett
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.27 22:25:00 -
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IÆve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly childrenà
Superintendent Chalmers
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.28 21:16:00 -
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Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
Sideshow Bob
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.29 20:47:00 -
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Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
Ralph
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.04.30 21:31:00 -
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I donÆt like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, thereÆs too many fat children.
Mr. Burns
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.01 16:12:00 -
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Slow down, Bart! My legs donÆt know how to be as long as yours.
Ralph
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jotanzy
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Posted - 2010.05.02 16:29:00 -
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good corp allway will to help .if your new or not these guys will show you the ropes .
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.02 20:35:00 -
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Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient isà Love!? WhoÆs been screwing with this thing?
Frink
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.03 22:35:00 -
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Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? IÆm kidding, IÆm kidding. I work, I work.
Apu
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zoblep
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Posted - 2010.05.03 23:50:00 -
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Sounds good lads.
I'm looking for a new corp.
Mature, active. carrier pilot \o/
EVemail me :)
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Hardhulk
The Lone Patrol
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Posted - 2010.05.07 17:23:00 -
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Drop by our Chat Channel to get more info, look forward to talking to you
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.09 23:06:00 -
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A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glowàand left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.
Mr. Burns
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Slotterback
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Posted - 2010.05.10 14:35:00 -
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ôComputer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.ö
û Edsger W. Dijkstra
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.10 21:25:00 -
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IÆm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I wonÆt be back for ten minutes!
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.12 22:26:00 -
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ThatÆs why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.
Principal Skinner
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.13 23:02:00 -
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Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!
Sideshow Bob
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Greno1
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Posted - 2010.05.17 10:25:00 -
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Great group of people, always willing to give advice and help out.
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.17 20:03:00 -
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Fire can be our friend; whether itÆs toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.
Principal Skinner
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Crappy Pants
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Posted - 2010.05.18 18:23:00 -
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Hey sounds wicked, headin over to tha fancy channel of yours fer some chit-chat.
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.19 00:59:00 -
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Oh, IÆm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I donÆt have to listen to myself. IÆm drunk.
Homer
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Neverone
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Posted - 2010.05.21 12:26:00 -
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just joined the corp and it's : "OMG PARTY TIME AWESOME!" :D i recommend EVERYONE to join!
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.21 20:32:00 -
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And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold.
Krusty the Clown
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.22 21:22:00 -
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Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.
Nelson
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.24 00:00:00 -
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Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if youÆre experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO boxà
Krusty the Clown
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.24 15:37:00 -
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I canÆt go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency.
Milhouse
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.26 00:19:00 -
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Son, when you participate in sporting events, itÆs not whether you win or lose: itÆs how drunk you get.
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.27 20:18:00 -
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Human contact: the final frontier.
Comic Book Guy
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.28 21:29:00 -
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Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.29 23:36:00 -
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Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1à2.
Chief Wiggum
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.30 19:55:00 -
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Save me, Jeebus.
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.05.31 20:40:00 -
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Look out, Itchy! HeÆs Irish!
Milhouse
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.02 20:19:00 -
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Thank you, steal again.
Apu
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erreac
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Posted - 2010.06.03 19:42:00 -
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i joined these guys a few days ago and they are VERY helpful and fun
keep on keeping on guys !
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Raatik
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Posted - 2010.06.04 16:46:00 -
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Joined a couple of days ago and can honestly say it's a fun, supportive and most importantly welcoming corp.
Not much else to say, and unfortunatley I'm lacking in Simpsons quotes, so it'll have to be a Family Guy one:
[Patrick Stewart] Look at me, I've got girl boobs!
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.05 17:34:00 -
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How could you?! HavenÆt you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didnÆt hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.
Homer
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Posted - 2010.06.06 22:19:00 -
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Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.07 20:14:00 -
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I didnÆt think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.
Bart
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.08 21:12:00 -
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Whoa, slow down there, maestro. ThereÆs a *New* Mexico?
Mr. Burns
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.11 20:22:00 -
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No beer and no TV make Homer go something somethingà
HOMER
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.13 18:28:00 -
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By the thousand arms of Vishnu, I swear it is a lie!
Apu
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.15 01:09:00 -
[83]
Uh, no, theyÆre saying ôBoo-urns, Boo-urns.ö
Smithers
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.15 22:45:00 -
[84]
Please do not offer my god a peanut.
Apu
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.16 20:15:00 -
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You donÆt win friends with salad.
Homer
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Hardhulk
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Posted - 2010.06.28 22:17:00 -
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Homer (answering the phone:)
ôYello? She what?!ö OH MY GOD!! Well, I am going to settle this once and for all! Meet me at the place we discussed.ö (hangs up.)
Marge: ôWho was that??ö
Homer: ôWrong number.ö
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