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Grape Juice
Clandestine Vector
THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:08:00 -
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Dear "luton" and all of "The Grail Seekers",
I write this open letter to you, inspired by the need to cleanse a harsh sickening feeling after the events that transpired today, Not because of losing an Astarte I bought and flew just to spite you after calling out that special Astarte pilot for taking 2 minutes to kill my cruiser (woops lol forgot mwd). No, I'm truly sickened by the thesis of your entire corp.
You really did show your true colors in an Astarte vs Astarte duel (switching to H.Interdictor??) with plans for a dirty, backstabbing ten way gang bang that would make the notorious "Dirty Sanchez" joke pale in comparison to the new, bigger, dirtier joke... You. I'm looking at your "impressive" gang bang resume on battleclinic, but the last time I have seen any kill that didn't come from some other cheese gang bang or the daily half-sleep gate camp, wasn't until the second to the last page.
You knew beforehand I was coming for you. You knew when I was there. You knew what ship I was flying. You knew it was one versus one. Yet pull this little stunt. Its second only to podding someone you just collected ransom from, heightened even further by the quality of ship invested just to prove a point. You don't spit out "so you can talk the talk..." jabber and not expect someone with balls, will, and ability, to show up and shove it in your face. This is a duel. The fact that I knowingly knew the risks of calling you out in your home system in an Astarte, just to prove the first thing I said to you; You are a lousy wannabe pilot. Did you ever see MY CREDENTIALS? I'm not Darius JOHNSON but take a look and see what a killboard should look like. The difference is clear.
Conclusion: I surpassed my original goals. And even though I lost roughly 400mil today of expendable warfunds about to be spent anyways, I won because you gained very close to nothing and I get to show you how your corp lost everything long ago. The little tally you sacrificed your pride for on battleclinic is worthless. I not only proved you were a crap pilot, but your entire corp is simply an irritating laughing stock of the same kind.
My whole beliefs that back the reasoning for writing this open letter is simple. I can't believe you could LOL with other sissies and earn RESPECT with these jokers by simply proving how big of a baby are really are, all for a measly 7mil in drops from a 300mil ship. All so you think you might be able to imagine walking the walk like a real man.
Although more direct construction may seem necessary, I think the subject was covered quite well.
I said enough.
-grape Juice
Soloing my Final days Clandestine Vector, THE SPACE POLICE
For Comedy
Dropped items:
Warp Scrambler II
Capacitor Power Relay II
10MN Afterburner II
Null M, Qty: 475
Stasis Webifier II
Hammerhead II (Cargo)
Heavy Ion Blaster II |
luton
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:15:00 -
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BUMP PIWATES FTW 
REMEMBER KIDS IT JUST A GAME,
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Raetherana
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:19:00 -
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Edited by: Raetherana on 22/03/2010 20:22:08
grape juice and Kentucky Fried Chicken sounds good right now
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Damien Grammaticus
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:20:00 -
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sour grape juice?
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Mable
THE GRAIL SEEKER5
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:21:00 -
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Need a tissue? Or do I hear a little cry for Mama?
Seems Police isn't still what they were long time ago ... Good old times ...
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Drizzt Hatlin
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:21:00 -
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PiWaTEs Ftw
Hmmmm No MwD
i LovE grapeJuiCe xxx
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jutti
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:23:00 -
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YAR HAR a PiWaTeS LiFe 4 US!
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shemale2l
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:24:00 -
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haha u should come back for a 1vs1 grapejuice!
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Ceq Lysander
Caldari
THE GRAIL SEEKER5
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:28:00 -
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Let me give my conclusion:
You got fustraited that you lost a cruiser, and decided to take an expensive ship, unscouted into a known pirate home system after provoking and taunting the pirates in question beforehand.
You then critise a highly effective, legitimate gate camping strategy. Sun Tzu's age-old advice: "If you know yourself and you know your enemy you need not fear the result of a hundred battles."
You got angry, you taunted and talked the talk, you got yourself killed, and now you complain and cry on the forums? You then brag that the drop odds didn't give us much, but we honestly don't care: Your tears and nerd-rage are ample in reward.
Well sir, good luck in your future ventures.
We eagerly await your return, perhaps in an even more expensive ship.
Ceq.
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Kittie
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:29:00 -
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Welcome to eve yarrrrrr
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Glonn
Amarr
Vivicide
Vivisection.
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:31:00 -
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All i see is a low-sec nub who picks fights with people who he knows he can beat and gets ganked
[url=http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Glonn][/url] |
Sir Dunn
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:31:00 -
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Dear grape Juice,
I consider it a badge of honour to be on that kill mail, sweet dreams..........
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Grape Juice
Clandestine Vector
THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:37:00 -
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Edited by: grape Juice on 22/03/2010 20:42:47
 Originally by: Sir Dunn
Dear grape Juice,
I consider it a badge of honour to be on that kill mail, sweet dreams..........
This is proof i should not have omitted the quite trolling section dedicated to people who can't read more than 1 sentence from the top of the page.
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Glonn
Amarr
Vivicide
Vivisection.
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:40:00 -
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tl;dr
[url=http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Glonn][/url] |
Grape Juice
Clandestine Vector
THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:43:00 -
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Did I forget to mention I don't care about losing ships no matter what brand? Especially not this time? No, just checking.
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Ran Khanon
Amarr
Vengeance Innovations
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:44:00 -
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Apparently a duel was agreed upon but not honoured which probably means that someone has been lying in our serious internet spaceships game!
This shall be dealt with with the utmost expediency.
[RED STAMP OF SHALL BE DEALT WITHNESS]
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Ikicku Alnight
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:48:00 -
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They fact is grape Juice is you have rambled on and on in this letter about how we as a corp are fail and how much that the loss of your Astarte does not mean nothing to you. This letter you have writen only gives us great satisfaction. Because we know deep inside that if the fact you lost 400 mill to us today was not eating at your soul you would have said nothing and went about your way.
I think it is great that you have taking the time out of your measly little existence to write us this letter. I hope you feel better and got all this hate you have for us off your chest. Because we love it.
Thanks again for the hate you have for us.
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Grape Juice
Clandestine Vector
THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:54:00 -
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Your welcome, I enjoy bashing idiots like you every once in a while whom are too stupid to realize everything they do is exponentially more pointless than anything I've ever done.
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shemale2l
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:58:00 -
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i cant stop laughing!
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Ceq Lysander
Caldari
THE GRAIL SEEKER5
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Posted - 2010.03.22 20:58:00 -
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Originally by: grape Juice
Your welcome, I enjoy bashing idiots like you every once in a while whom are too stupid to realize everything they do is exponentially more pointless than anything I've ever done.
Pointless? Not true. We get great entertainment from this game when fools complain about how we're such "evil piwates".
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Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.03.22 21:02:00 -
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ITT bad pvpers gank an Astarte 
Signature removed, ♥ Parrots, but they aren't EVE Online sigs. Zymurgist |
Grape Juice
Clandestine Vector
THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.03.22 21:05:00 -
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Originally by: grape Juice
even though I lost roughly 400mil today of expendable warfunds about to be spent anyways, I won because you gained very close to nothing and I get to show you how your corp lost everything long ago. The little tally you sacrificed your pride for on battleclinic is worthless. I not only proved you were a crap pilot, but your entire corp is simply an irritating laughing stock of the same kind.
Where in this paragraph did you get that I was the same little whiny wannabe you are when losing ships.
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Arrador
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Posted - 2010.03.22 21:09:00 -
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tl;dr - 1vs1 dishonored (OMG!). OP didn't want that astarte anyway. It seems the grapes are sour.
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Glonn
Amarr
Vivicide
Vivisection.
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Posted - 2010.03.22 21:09:00 -
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You claim to be "police" but I can claim to be a freedom fighter flying around in low sec to help those oppressed asteroids and gates.
[url=http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Glonn][/url] |
Grape Juice
Clandestine Vector
THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.03.22 21:11:00 -
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o hell no. Alliance name is the opposite of what I do. I have a -9.94 sec status for a reason.
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Kazar Kardeef
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Posted - 2010.03.22 21:11:00 -
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HAHA to everything that was said on this post.
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Ceq Lysander
Caldari
THE GRAIL SEEKER5
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Posted - 2010.03.22 21:13:00 -
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Where in this paragraph did you get that I was the same little whiny wannabe you are when losing ships.
When did I complain about losing a ship?
All I'm hearing from you are excuses, how your loss was expendable (if it's so expendable, why post on the forums, and not get into another one and come back and show us "how to really pvp"?)
You won by losing an expensive ship? Wow, guys, looks like we've been doing this all wrong. We'll all go and re-think our lives - Let's dock up, get all our ships and fly around aimlessly like a moron and get them all blown up. No wait! If we self destruct them we'll win even quicker!!!
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Owen Drakkar
Terra Nostra
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Posted - 2010.03.22 21:26:00 -
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I like that you linked your BC record and smack about The Grail Seekers stats when yours are prob worse. The solo kills you DO have look like it was a real tough fight on your end... 
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Grape Juice
Clandestine Vector
THE SPACE P0LICE
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Posted - 2010.03.22 21:34:00 -
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Originally by: Ceq Lysander
All I'm hearing from you are excuses, how your loss was expendable (if it's so expendable, why post on the forums, and not get into another one and come back and show us "how to really pvp"?)
You won by losing an expensive ship? Wow, guys, looks like we've been doing this all wrong. We'll all go and re-think our lives - Let's dock up, get all our ships and fly around aimlessly like a moron and get them all blown up. No wait! If we self destruct them we'll win even quicker!!!
You sound a lot like this chick who sucked me off right before I dumped her. She/You laughs at things u cant understand past three words, miss every point I make, and without fail, go off tangent about how your overinflated ego is still too small for my ****.
Its not hate, its tough luv <3
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Ceq Lysander
Caldari
THE GRAIL SEEKER5
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Posted - 2010.03.22 21:47:00 -
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Edited by: Ceq Lysander on 22/03/2010 21:48:03
Originally by: grape Juice
Originally by: Ceq Lysander
All I'm hearing from you are excuses, how your loss was expendable (if it's so expendable, why post on the forums, and not get into another one and come back and show us "how to really pvp"?)
You won by losing an expensive ship? Wow, guys, looks like we've been doing this all wrong. We'll all go and re-think our lives - Let's dock up, get all our ships and fly around aimlessly like a moron and get them all blown up. No wait! If we self destruct them we'll win even quicker!!!
You sound a lot like this chick who sucked me off right before I dumped her. She/You laughs at things u cant understand past three words, miss every point I make, and without fail, go off tangent about how your overinflated ego is still too small for my ****.
Its not hate, its tough luv <3
That's not even ad hominem... that's just out-right rude! If you weren't so unbelievably ridiculous, that post is almost report-worthy.
Edit: Typo. Remember to proof-read kids!
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