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Bonito Applebum
Gallente StarForged Universal Assembly
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Posted - 2010.03.30 04:57:00 -
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Hello,
it is I, Bonito Applebum. Have no fear.
As my boys and I have been eyeing IT and south the last couple of days and figured they are amassing for the fight, we took the liberty to view the aspects of the north. Heres what we have been able to acquire.
So far, MM and Razor have stood their ground and again, as we shall quote Vuk Lau "We may lose this one, the blob is on their side, but we shall go down in a blaze of glory, making them pay with every ship they bring up north to fight us", they seem to be very optimistic about defending the north. We were also able to get a view on their forces. Both sides are looking good at the moment, with the NC cap fleet being slightly in the lead with a titan or 2 extra. But in reference to manpower, the north is VASTLY outnumbered by at least 4 to 1. They are trying to spin the tale of war and victory, but unfortunately, their members are all aware that this could be the very end of the NC.
Mostly Harmless will back up their northern big brothers, but the general feeling is the fear of SC (Southern Coalition) moving into their backyard and rampaging there a bit. No worries, my little piglets, even though the SC has instructed fights to commence in your systems, I really doubt it that the majority of forces will move there. Mostly Harmless is not even a fighting force. BS fleets and maybe a small cap fleet is the maximum that come come from their side.
RAGE and ME are currently looking forward to the good fights, but as we already know, ME is going to do their cloak and dagger thing. RAGE itself is maybe going to try to provide its members the good fights, but even now, their FCs have to shout on voice comms for members to join up when ROL and -A- gangs roam low sec and P3E. What do you think will happen when they come up in full force? "Alright, I command you to undock and fight! What the hells the matter with you all?" Sound familiar? :) Caps to be held back as far as we understood, even if the NC call out for them.
Co2 will officially remain neutral, fighting NC and SC, but unofficially their management is conspiring with both parties. They are willing to forgive and forget the NC backstab for full sov in an NC region. Also, Mr. Molle says "If we kill them all, you can choose what regions you want". Their forces are on standby, ready as always to kill and slay. They have 1 titan active and it is rumored that theres 2 (3?) more on standby. They seem small but they actually have a very fine cap fleet. Cap reserves as well. The minions talk about a few extra titans, but no verification was provided. These guys know how to keep security tight. Cant understand their mumbo jumbo on voice.
Solodrakban is a minor issue now so we will not mention them as the major force out there thats to be reckoned with. Majority of them has the attitude "Dudes grab the guns and the frigs, we moving out 2 jumps to fight". As no one wants to engage in any big stuff, all they might bring is a small to medium sized roam fleet.
Rumor is Solitude forces will gather as well. Dunno really who they are, but it seems they can throw a roam or two to pick off a few stragglers and maybe pop a hauler or two thats moving through the supply pipeline. Came as a surprise to even know theres a pvp force out there. But apparently thats where the bored NC and SC pilots go. Nothing big, just a few ceptor / hac / recon gangs.
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Bonito Applebum AGENT 69
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?!?!? YOU STILL HERE??!? RUN BIATCH, RUUUUN!
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oodin
Caldari Snuff Box
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Posted - 2010.03.30 05:07:00 -
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if the NC claim they have "the blob" against them i guess the ccp hamsters are in for one helluva ride. besides they decided that backdoor bandit would cause more harm and rampage in theire backyard so the southern coalition will sit this one out.
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Micha L
Gallente SRBI Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.03.30 05:48:00 -
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Originally by: Bonito Applebum
Co2 will officially remain neutral, fighting NC and SC, but unofficially their management is conspiring with both parties. They are willing to forgive and forget the NC backstab for full sov in an NC region. Also, Mr. Molle says "If we kill them all, you can choose what regions you want". Their forces are on standby, ready as always to kill and slay. They have 1 titan active and it is rumored that theres 2 (3?) more on standby. They seem small but they actually have a very fine cap fleet. Cap reserves as well. The minions talk about a few extra titans, but no verification was provided. These guys know how to keep security tight. Cant understand their mumbo jumbo on voice.
1. its tru 3 titans yes , one know to eve two others are secret for now. 2. capital fleet oh yeah Freki FTW baby. 3. Blue with NC for any kind of sov. You are very terible spy or what ever. But thet give us hint you dont know what we are doing att all. 4. "mumbo jumbo on voice" hi hi hi . Remember Serbians control your game             
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Bonito Applebum
Gallente StarForged Universal Assembly
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Posted - 2010.03.30 05:57:00 -
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[05:55:30] XXXXX > Reci malome da cuti, slusam ga vec nekoliko dana, mnogo kaki.
Whatever that means, that is all I can say for now.
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Tiger's Spirit
Caldari 24th Imperial Guard
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Posted - 2010.03.30 06:43:00 -
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Nice IT acting again. :D
As Bonito Applebum other newsflash :D
Like this :
"WI - they will cross over and take neutral status in the fight, basically adapting to the NBSI policy in the north."
I just tell to you : WI declares war against IT.
Any other IT propaganda my little padavan ? 
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Bond69
Gallente Omega Engineering Inc. R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.03.30 06:48:00 -
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Originally by: Bonito Applebum [05:55:30] XXXXX > Reci malome da cuti, slusam ga vec nekoliko dana, mnogo kaki.
Whatever that means, that is all I can say for now.
It translates roughly into: tell the little one to shut up, im listening to him for several days, much kaki(no idea what kaki is).
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Gicer
Gallente GK inc. Panda Team
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Posted - 2010.03.30 07:18:00 -
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Theres no way on gods green earth that CO2 will work with the NC for a bone.
CO2 has an awesome Alliance leader in Zuq right now and I wouldnt expect his plans to be on the internet, hes too good for that.
Kick the living poo out of them CO2. :Brofist:
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Spyra Gryra
Amarr Ship spinners inc
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Posted - 2010.03.30 09:10:00 -
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Originally by: Gicer Theres no way on gods green earth that CO2 will work with the NC for a bone.
CO2 has an awesome Alliance leader in Zuq right now and I wouldnt expect his plans to be on the internet, hes too good for that.
Kick the living poo out of them CO2. :Brofist:
Zuq is a madman, he hunts human beings with his large pack of dogs. He is the Alpha male, you know the kind, big and hairy and afraid of nothing. The other dogs respect him and will follow him through hell and back. He brings this aura to Eve, CO2 is like a big, hungry pack of slavering dogs and Zuq is leading them. The NC better get tetanus shots, man.
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megalow blackstar
Caldari Rotters Golfclub Mordus Angels
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Posted - 2010.03.30 10:23:00 -
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Cirkle of Poo. sticky szhit. Guys, they got 3 Titans!!! Someone plz call this off before someone get hurt, plz. \÷/
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Murauke
Caldari Red White and Blue R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.03.30 10:33:00 -
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Originally by: Bonito Applebum Hello,
it is I, Bonito Applebum. Have no fear.
As my boys and I have been eyeing IT and south the last couple of days and figured they are amassing for the fight, we took the liberty to view the aspects of the north. Heres what we have been able to acquire.
So far, MM and Razor have stood their ground and again, as we shall quote Vuk Lau "We may lose this one, the blob is on their side, but we shall go down in a blaze of glory, making them pay with every ship they bring up north to fight us", they seem to be very optimistic about defending the north. We were also able to get a view on their forces. Both sides are looking good at the moment, with the NC cap fleet being slightly in the lead with a titan or 2 extra. But in reference to manpower, the north is VASTLY outnumbered by at least 4 to 1. They are trying to spin the tale of war and victory, but unfortunately, their members are all aware that this could be the very end of the NC.
Mostly Harmless will back up their northern big brothers, but the general feeling is the fear of SC (Southern Coalition) moving into their backyard and rampaging there a bit. No worries, my little piglets, even though the SC has instructed fights to commence in your systems, I really doubt it that the majority of forces will move there. Mostly Harmless is not even a fighting force. BS fleets and maybe a small cap fleet is the maximum that come come from their side.
RAGE and ME are currently looking forward to the good fights, but as we already know, ME is going to do their cloak and dagger thing. RAGE itself is maybe going to try to provide its members the good fights, but even now, their FCs have to shout on voice comms for members to join up when ROL and -A- gangs roam low sec and P3E. What do you think will happen when they come up in full force? "Alright, I command you to undock and fight! What the hells the matter with you all?" Sound familiar? :) Caps to be held back as far as we understood, even if the NC call out for them.
Co2 will officially remain neutral, fighting NC and SC, but unofficially their management is conspiring with both parties. They are willing to forgive and forget the NC backstab for full sov in an NC region. Also, Mr. Molle says "If we kill them all, you can choose what regions you want". Their forces are on standby, ready as always to kill and slay. They have 1 titan active and it is rumored that theres 2 (3?) more on standby. They seem small but they actually have a very fine cap fleet. Cap reserves as well. The minions talk about a few extra titans, but no verification was provided. These guys know how to keep security tight. Cant understand their mumbo jumbo on voice.
Solodrakban is a minor issue now so we will not mention them as the major force out there thats to be reckoned with. Majority of them has the attitude "Dudes grab the guns and the frigs, we moving out 2 jumps to fight". As no one wants to engage in any big stuff, all they might bring is a small to medium sized roam fleet.
Rumor is Solitude forces will gather as well. Dunno really who they are, but it seems they can throw a roam or two to pick off a few stragglers and maybe pop a hauler or two thats moving through the supply pipeline. Came as a surprise to even know theres a pvp force out there. But apparently thats where the bored NC and SC pilots go. Nothing big, just a few ceptor / hac / recon gangs.
This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.
Bonito Applebum AGENT 69
....5
...4
..3
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?!?!? YOU STILL HERE??!? RUN BIATCH, RUUUUN!
Surely you are working for The Sun? I aint read so much bull crap in my life lols all round nice read i almost believed it was real life isn't this an internet spaceship game??????? mwah hugs
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Emennt
Caldari SRBI Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.03.30 11:18:00 -
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We will never forget NC backstabing us
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Micha L
Gallente SRBI Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.03.30 13:02:00 -
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Originally by: Bonito Applebum [05:55:30] XXXXX > Reci malome da cuti, slusam ga vec nekoliko dana, mnogo kaki.
Whatever that means, that is all I can say for now.
ha ha ha ha ha
da me slusas naucio bi da brises sline papirnim maramicama a ne rukavom.
Whatever that means, that is all I can say for now.
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Antoine Lefevre
Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.03.30 13:52:00 -
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Originally by: Emennt We will never forget NC backstabing us
We neither!!!
nc will SUFFER
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Kimura Masahiko
Caldari Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.03.30 13:55:00 -
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Originally by: Antoine Lefevre
Originally by: Emennt We will never forget NC backstabing us
We neither!!!
nc will SUFFER
         
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Crias Taylor
Gallente GoonWaffe SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
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Posted - 2010.03.30 14:52:00 -
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We just break tables now and COAD.
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Zuquar Bonaparte
Gallente New Dawn Corporation Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.03.30 16:43:00 -
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NC?? who is that
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n3xxz
Caldari Blood Works Inc. Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.03.30 17:03:00 -
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Originally by: megalow blackstar Cirkle of Poo. sticky szhit. Guys, they got 3 Titans!!! Someone plz call this off before someone get hurt, plz. \÷/
I guess hes still bitter about us staging from 5z during the PB hassle and interrupting their carebearing . Anyway,looking forward to some ~goodfights~,
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Sunbird Huy
Caldari WEPRA CORP Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.03.30 17:10:00 -
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Edited by: Sunbird Huy on 30/03/2010 17:11:24
Originally by: megalow blackstar Cirkle of Poo. sticky szhit. Guys, they got 3 Titans!!! Someone plz call this off before someone get hurt, plz. \÷/
You still got grudges against CO2
...we only needed one titan for your carrier :) Imagine what we can do with three, four or five? And we're getting better, fleets of motherships are now being used to kill carriers on POS's...ask Stela Polaris, they should know :D Speaking of Stela, the quit wagon is on the roll... 
Small edit: "mnogo kaki" means "(he is)full of ****" (rough translation) But good try with google translator :D 
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BlueMajere
Caldari Shut Up And Play WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.03.30 17:52:00 -
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not to mention sc pilots are generally better than NC pilots, with some noticable exceptions like URSOKWL
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Alex Under
Caldari H A V O C Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.03.30 17:55:00 -
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Do us all a favor and stop posting. 
By the way, 1990 called and 'A Tribe Called Quest' would like their song title back.
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Bond69
Gallente Omega Engineering Inc. R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2010.03.30 19:28:00 -
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Originally by: Sunbird Huy
Small edit: "mnogo kaki" means "(he is)full of ****" (rough translation) But good try with google translator :D 
I dont use translators as i speak and understand some serbian.
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