(10:56:54 PM) directorbot: I have asked the good folks in CD to do a little digging on our competitors for the CSM, and it turns out that there's more to Xenuria than bad youtubes and assburgers: He has his own Encyclopedia Dramatica entry, which alleges that he has a habit of seeking photos of underaged minors. YOU BE THE JUDGE, GOONFLEET; I put these links before you in the name of ~democracy~

Who were you again?

Xenuria personally ruined Project Chanology and made it not fun anymore.

It seems as though the original parts of said Facebook page confirming certain [illegal sexual tendencies] have been removed since I checked five minutes ago; whether this was by Facebook or by Xenuria, I do not know.

lmao wtf

i mean what the literal ****

edit: ******* a 16 y/o might be legal in NY (i dont know) but when you're in your mid 20s, smugging it up about hittin a high school chick is... bizarre.

Who cares what the pastey weirdo says at this point. That's enough to forward a link to the Manhattan DA's office.


Looks like a bunch of damage control because he's busted....computer was taken apart to install new hardware? huh? What a new hard drive to get rid of the evidence?...

I couldn't stand your curtains in that video you made. Does that count?

at a guess, this.

You have, literally, gone out of your way to make yourself vilified on these forums - and then you wonder why you've been vilified?

I genuinely have no idea about the Goons but as someone that has never met you ingame, your forum presence has already made you an obnoxious presence and I could totally see how your name would get bandied around on comms and suddenly you'd be both a joke and a target.

Again, reap what you sow? Next time you set out to antagonistic and, generally, an ass, think about the consequences?

and......yeah. Even if you're telling the truth, you realise this is the same lame-ass excuse every pedophile gives, right?

"I was trying to gather evidence, I was trying to be Batman, I wasn't doing anything wrong it just APPEARED that way."

Pete Townshend
Chris Langham

You just don't get it, do you?

and that's just it. You DON'T get it. You think you do, but you don't.

Whatever YOU see when you read your posts is not what WE see when we read them.

Make as many excuses as you like to hide behind ("socially acceptable", my ass), you act like a tool and the Goons noticed you and collectively hate you for it.

Next time, next game, next forum - maybe don't go out of your way to make yourself noticed by being so irritating? After all, at some point, people usually try and swat mosquitoes.

Meh... thread is boring.

Xenu, some questions b4 this gets locked and or descends into flames:

A) what are your ties with test?
B) why people use reddit?

As a Still Member of Facepunch, one of the Oldest Members of Facepunch and someone who knows Hezzy and has done so for well over 5 years now, I call your claims laughable at best. If indeed there had a pedophile powwow, as you put it, occuring on Facepunch, even in the OIFY, Anyone involved in posting and asking for such pictures would have been banned on the spot, the OIFY may let you get away with many things, but CP isn't one of them. Plus I've known "Posty" a good long while either, and he wouldn't have tolerated or participated in it either.

When we strip away the layers, you're not a hero, just a deluded, creepy, stalker whose interests lie in girls of a, ahem, younger, nature. I'd reveal to you who exactly I am on Facepunch, but then I'd have to deal with your creepy stalking, so it's far from worth it.