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          Tentacle Monster 
          Tax Free Corporation
  
          
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        Posted - 2010.04.09 07:31:00 -
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          Got this yesterday, dunno how many got it and thought I'd share:
 
  My dear
 
  I am *******, an Accounts Manager with BANK OF AMARR in Kor-Azor.The issue I am presenting to you is a case of one of my late customer,anational of Caldari who died in a Badger crash leaving an unclaimed treasury bills (Bonds) with my bank.
  In 2003, my late customer invested intreasury bill bonds here in my Bank in Kor-Azor totaling 25.3 billion Caldari Isks ($25,300,000,000.00) which was due to be collected in 2005 with accrued dividends. On my yearly appraisal of my customers at the turn of every year, I discovered that this fixed deposit remained overdue for retrieval. I had put up series of mails and bank notifications to him which were sent Back uncollected. 
  According to the banking law, the money will be Bequeathed to the government if it remains unclaimed with the next couple months.
  Kindly send your reply enclosing your
  transfer fee of 100 million isks along Name, Sex, and Solar System.
 
 
  I was surpised to find out it was not a Brutor working out of a public network.
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          Marcus Atntony 
          The Element Syndicate Hand That Feeds
  
          
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        Posted - 2010.04.09 07:36:00 -
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          naw, looks completely legit, spelling errors and everything... do it!
  Haha eve is getting more and more like rl in the weirdest ways, thxs for the share.
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          Sefredius Mengsk 
           
  
          
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        Posted - 2010.04.09 09:24:00 -
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          I am the rightful king of planet nigeria but my opponents have thrown me off my throne. I have a large amount of money safely in a foreign country with which i could claim my throne again but my opponents have cut off my communication with them. I now have the problem that I cannot get to my money and this is where you can help! When you send me 50,000,000Isk and a travel fitted carrier I can get back to the banking station, retrieve my Isk and reinstate myself as Tyrant...ehm, honorable King. I am in need of your help and you must act quick because as of May 18th it will be too late. Your help will not go unnoticed. I promise youright here and now that I will give you 150,000,000 back together with a very generous piece of land on my planet.
  Your friendly neighbour King,
  Sefredius Mengsk a.k.a. Umtulu Ndebele
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          Jack Paladin 
          Solar Storm Sev3rance
  
          
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        Posted - 2010.04.09 09:42:00 -
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            Originally by: Sefredius Mengsk I am the rightful king of planet nigeria but my opponents have thrown me off my throne. I have a large amount of money safely in a foreign country with which i could claim my throne again but my opponents have cut off my communication with them. I now have the problem that I cannot get to my money and this is where you can help! When you send me 50,000,000Isk and a travel fitted carrier I can get back to the banking station, retrieve my Isk and reinstate myself as Tyrant...ehm, honorable King. I am in need of your help and you must act quick because as of May 18th it will be too late. Your help will not go unnoticed. I promise youright here and now that I will give you 150,000,000 back together with a very generous piece of land on my planet.
  Your friendly neighbour King,
  Sefredius Mengsk a.k.a. Umtulu Ndebele
 
 
  LOL! beat me to it :D
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          Ombey 
          Neh'bu Kau Beh'Hude Ushra'Khan
  
          
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        Posted - 2010.04.09 10:24:00 -
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          haha, made me laugh. Needed to be in all caps for extra authenticity  
 
  2d EveMaps|My blog
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          Rashmika Clavain 
          Gallente
  
          
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        Posted - 2010.04.09 11:25:00 -
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          It needs moar spelling mistakes to make it genuine!
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          Gunnanmon 
          Gallente The Scope
  
          
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        Posted - 2010.04.09 12:01:00 -
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          Sad. Signature locked for discussing moderation. Navigator
 
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          Lexx Khadar 
          Minmatar Tourian Guard
  
          
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        Posted - 2010.04.09 12:12:00 -
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          Hilarious thread . 
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          Olusegun Obasanjo 
          Minmatar CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
  
          
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        Posted - 2010.04.09 12:14:00 -
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          copycat crime? you will do hard time
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          Syn Callibri 
          Minmatar Brutor tribe
  
          
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        Posted - 2010.04.09 13:19:00 -
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          Nice...thanks for sharing.  
  "I have as much authority as the Empress, I just don't have as many people who believe it." 
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          Mr Kidd 
           
  
          
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        Posted - 2010.04.09 15:59:00 -
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          When did the Nigerians start playing the game?
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          Nick Bete 
           
  
          
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        Posted - 2010.04.09 17:52:00 -
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          That was the best laugh I'd had in these forums in a LONG time! You guys win Eve, hands down--no contest.   | 
      
      
      
          
          SUPER J0SH 
           
  
          
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        Posted - 2010.04.19 13:15:00 -
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          ya know you could have left my name on it.....
  I mean seriously I put some effort into making it funny, you can at least give me my comedic credit.
 
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          SIWETH 
           
  
          
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        Posted - 2010.04.19 15:03:00 -
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          should be a cod delivery system in eve. made a mint from gifting people coal and pickaxes in that other game.
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