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SolusLunes
Caldari
Griefing Inc
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Posted - 2010.04.09 10:41:00 -
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Edited by: SolusLunes on 09/04/2010 10:46:02
Hiya! I'm SolusLunes, the CEO of Griefing Inc!
What do I offer if you hire us?
1. Lulz.
2. Grief.
3. Tears!
4. Um... we're cheap, too?
We do services such as:
1. Individual assassinations! You give us a target, you give us some money, we'll make sure they go pop/squish/whatever tickles your fancy.
2. Vanilla wardecs! We'll be insufferable *******s to your targets!
3. General griefing! Ruin someone's day like GODDAMN PROFESSIONALS
4. No POS takedowns! At this time! Because that ****'s tedious!
5. Lots of exclamation marks! Because I'm enthusiastic like Vince Shlomi! The Shamwow Guy! And smart enough not to get caught by the cops when hookers are punched!
It'll be awesome times if you hire us. And ****, if the target promises enough lulz alone by what you provide us at time of hiring, IT WILL BE FREE.
So what say you! Let's go kill some mother****ers!
Contact us NOW! In the next fifteen minutes, all clients will recieve an exotic dancer! So contact me, SolusLunes, or come to our public channel, "Grief N' Beer"!
Killboard link: HERE
(corp killboard to come soon, right now I'm the only one actually active, and the corp killboard is empty)
(also in b4 noirdot)
In other, related news, Mitnal was never here. |
Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings
Echelon.
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Posted - 2010.04.09 11:09:00 -
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A working link to the killboard, hope your pvp skills are better than your forum skills. 
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Erin Davis
Caldari
Ascendent.
Systematic-Chaos
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Posted - 2010.04.09 11:10:00 -
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Riviting tale comrade.
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Lord Zekk
22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.09 11:33:00 -
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We had him on a leash for a while. Very evil chap. Got up to all sorts of trouble. Very effectively I might add. Alas we had to set him free.
I endorse this product and/or service.
The 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit is not responsible for any trouble/theft/destruction/wardec this crazy bastard is involved in.
He also does secure mothership transactions.
Go forth and Grief young Solus.
We are recruiting. http://www.22ndbrdu.com
In game channel: Arta-X |
Paknac Queltel
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.04.09 12:14:00 -
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Any channel with grief and beer sounds like a good channel to me.
Also, how can you be srsbzns mercs without POS takedowns? You need moar srsbzns!
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Paknac Queltel
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Jimer Lins
Gallente
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.04.09 17:47:00 -
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I like the banner on your KB, and the cut of your jib.
Blog and Podcast - Twitter: DeclareWar
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Commander Cross
Costolle Military Assistance Corporation
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Posted - 2010.04.09 18:25:00 -
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Confirming:
His pvp is better then his forum skills
He is a evil basterd
LOLs will ensue
will keep in mind for refferals
C-MAC is currently recruiting PVP pilots.
Check out our forums: Here |
Lord Zekk
22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.10 12:30:00 -
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Solus, fix your killboard link you ******. We know you don't care if you look bad (coz you know you always do) but you make us look bad when we support your crazy tear-thirsty ass and you can't even link your killboard properly.
We are recruiting. http://www.22ndbrdu.com
In game channel: Arta-X |
Ran Khanon
Amarr
Vengeance Innovations
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Posted - 2010.04.10 12:49:00 -
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 Originally by: Jimer Lins
I like the banner on your KB, and the cut of your jib.
Yeah. Possibly the best banner ever. Reminds me of "Ominous Latin Words". A corp / guild name I saw somewhere / sometime. *scratches head and realizes his memory is getting outdated*
Help us to make parrots game related today! |
SolusLunes
Caldari
Griefing Inc
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Posted - 2010.04.12 10:40:00 -
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Okay now that we've agreed that my kb banner is awesome and my forum-fu is weak
CONTACT ME TO GET YOUR GRIEF ON AND BOATVIOLENCE SOME *****ES
In other, related news, Mitnal was never here. |
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Faekurias
Origin.
Black Legion.
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Posted - 2010.04.12 10:47:00 -
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This looks legit
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SolusLunes
Caldari
Griefing Inc
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Posted - 2010.04.12 12:11:00 -
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Originally by: Faekurias
This looks legit
dis aktually iz legit, dat's de joek
(also I have mah first contract and it's gonna be fuuuuuuuuun)
In other, related news, Mitnal was never here. |
Lord Zekk
22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
OWN Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.17 05:54:00 -
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That is a nice banner. Who made that one for ya? Me wants one for mine.
We are recruiting. http://www.22ndbrdu.com
In game channel: Arta-X |
stevenjackson007
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.04.17 18:23:00 -
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Solus - do you (and your corp) take anonymous contracts, meaning I may not want the target to know who just paid to have them griefed/killed/podded/groundtoafinepowder just so that it bothers them all the more by NOT knowing? I think the target not knowing can sometimes be almost worth the price itself, as he has no idea who he needs to avoid as he's flying around :)
Aut Viam Inveniam, Aut Faciam
(I will find a way, or make one) |
AdmiralJohn
The Unknown Bar and Pub
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.17 18:49:00 -
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We need more people like you.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.04.17 19:23:00 -
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Proposal for your subtext
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SolusLunes
Caldari
Griefing Inc
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Posted - 2010.04.17 21:15:00 -
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Originally by: stevenjackson007
Solus - do you (and your corp) take anonymous contracts, meaning I may not want the target to know who just paid to have them griefed/killed/podded/groundtoafinepowder just so that it bothers them all the more by NOT knowing? I think the target not knowing can sometimes be almost worth the price itself, as he has no idea who he needs to avoid as he's flying around :)
Absolutely! I am 100% proficient in blaming it on someone else.
In fact, I will throw in a free "this contract was paid for by Lord Zekk" disclaimer.
Of course, you could always go with the less-fun "I ain't gonna tells ya" but I heartily recommend finding a patsy. Like Lord Zekk. Did I mention we can blame it on him?
In other, related news, Mitnal was never here. |
Lady Spank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.04.17 21:17:00 -
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Mitnal :((((((((((((((((((((
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SolusLunes
Caldari
Griefing Inc
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Posted - 2010.04.17 21:21:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank
Mitnal :((((((((((((((((((((
But Mitnal was never here! It is Shadow and only Shadow.
Never Mitnal. Because Mitnal was never here!
In other, related news, Mitnal was never here. |
Matches42
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Posted - 2010.04.17 22:53:00 -
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LOL, most entertaining post I've read yet, well advertized!
I like your moxi SolusLunes, I sure as s*** hope I'm never on the receiving end, LOL!
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Dopekitten
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Posted - 2010.04.18 04:28:00 -
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I clicked on this thread in the hopes of something LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL worthy. However, I post this disappointed.
Frankly, in terms of LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLness,well
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You really can't top that.
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SolusLunes
Caldari
Griefing Inc
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Posted - 2010.04.18 08:41:00 -
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Originally by: Dopekitten
I clicked on this thread in the hopes of something LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL worthy. However, I post this disappointed.
Frankly, in terms of LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLness,well
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You really can't top that.
The LOLs are for me and whether or not you get any is secondary and irrelevant. ALL THE LULZ ARE MINE, YOU CAN HAS NONE.
In other, related news, Mitnal was never here. |
Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari
The Phoenix Enclave
G String University
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Posted - 2010.04.18 14:59:00 -
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Originally by: Dopekitten
I clicked on this thread in the hopes of something LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL worthy. However, I post this disappointed.
Frankly, in terms of LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLness,well
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You really can't top that.
On the contrary.
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Dopekitten
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Posted - 2010.04.18 15:17:00 -
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Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku
On the contrary.
Oh, I'm glad you posted that. That's me IRL.
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Millie Clode
Amarr
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2010.04.18 15:28:00 -
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Posting in fun Merc thread.
Is amused, would hire.
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