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Bonito Applebum
Gallente
StarForged Universal Assembly
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Posted - 2010.04.11 11:23:00 -
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Hello, it is I, Bonito Applebum. The man with the plan.
Recent ATLAS activities indicate that the south is on the verge of a total leadership breakdown. Apparently, ATLAS not happy with the indecisive actions from IT and -A- has decided to take the matters into their own hands. This morning (or night for some of you), orders have been delivered to the heads of the 5 alliances located in ATLAS space or under direct influence of ATLAS. GC, CoW, Primary, Green Alliance and Honorable Templars of Macedonia (sounds much better then the current HTA p00p they use) have been instructed to provoke a fight in the border systems of -A- to serve as an excuse for ATLAS to withdraw from the northern front and engage in operation "Southern Storm" as declared by the ones known as Space Shifter and Tex Star.
Almost immediately the pet alliances eager to follow their masters instruction, decided they wanted to please them and send forth a small detachment of willing kamikazes. At approximately 0800 hours, followers of Primary alliance decided to take their first strike and engage the SC in the -A- held system, HED-GP, with their fleet. However, as the intel was not only delivered to myself but to also a number of other espionage organizations working in the dark corners of the south, -A- was anticipating the attack and has swiftly delivered a crushing blow to the invading force.
What you are about to witness might seem shocking as I have been able to nick some footage that validates the attack on the sovereign system. Please do not open the following link if you have a weak stomach as the images are quiet disturbing and might have an everlasting effect on you:
Invader is crushed
No side has issued a statement yet, but sources do claim a tension between the alliances in question.
More to follow as reports come in.
Signing off....
Bonito Applebum
AGENT 69
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Sinc
Caldari
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.11 11:32:00 -
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lol bad troll
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Ace Frehley
Minmatar
Big Shadows
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.11 11:55:00 -
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Sweet intel, but our "pets" dont have standings with AAA, so 
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Deja Thoris
Amarr
Invicta.
Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2010.04.11 12:05:00 -
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You should join your home countries intelligence agency. With operatives such as yourself gathering intelligence and offering such insightful analysis I'm afraid your awesome talents are wasted on space pixels.
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Julia Ginzinger
Caldari
Tax Free Corporation
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Posted - 2010.04.11 14:15:00 -
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If that is true, Mr Man with the plan, then why are they now in h-w? Or did you have the map upside down, cause then indeed they are in the south.....
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Nostradamous
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.11 15:14:00 -
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Op has it all wrong, all Atlas is looking for is man loving.......or maybe thats all i'm looking for.....Love you Manny!!
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Guru
Caldari
Woopatang
Primary.
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Posted - 2010.04.11 15:54:00 -
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Thanks for making me laugh this morning 
"Mind Over Matter: If I don't mind, it don't matter."
WWW.EVE-WOOPATANG.COM |
Guru
Caldari
Woopatang
Primary.
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Posted - 2010.04.11 16:23:00 -
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New information has just fallen into my lap. New footage has just been released of our attempted assault against friendlies.
Assault
"Mind Over Matter: If I don't mind, it don't matter."
WWW.EVE-WOOPATANG.COM |
Space Shifter
Caldari
Phantom Squad
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.11 17:08:00 -
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as declared by the ones known as Space Shifter and Tex Star.
Hahaha ok.... 
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Bonito Applebum
Gallente
StarForged Universal Assembly
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Posted - 2010.04.11 19:03:00 -
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20 minutes ago, a fleet of Primary ships invaded HED system. Few casualties on both sides. Primary took the field.
-A- Annihilation
CoW and GC fleets seen about 12 jumps out, fleet count up to 60 ships. No sign of Green or Macedonians. Seems the pets are poking HED defense to see what kind of response is to be expected from -A-. So far, nothing conclusive on either side. Pilots have been called to man the capitals in Scalding and prep for move.
Rumor has it Brick and CVA / Paxton will coordinate attacks with the ATLAS pets on -A- systems so that they hit them together but avoid direct confrontation between each other.
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Just fearless
Caldari
Phantom Squad
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.11 19:40:00 -
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 Originally by: Bonito Applebum
20 minutes ago, a fleet of Primary ships invaded HED system. Few casualties on both sides. Primary took the field.
-A- Annihilation
CoW and GC fleets seen about 12 jumps out, fleet count up to 60 ships. No sign of Green or Macedonians. Seems the pets are poking HED defense to see what kind of response is to be expected from -A-. So far, nothing conclusive on either side. Pilots have been called to man the capitals in Scalding and prep for move.
Rumor has it Brick and CVA / Paxton will coordinate attacks with the ATLAS pets on -A- systems so that they hit them together but avoid direct confrontation between each other.
what lives under a bridge?
come on starts with a T
troll
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Mya ElleTerego
Amarr
The Hull Miners Union
Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2010.04.11 20:53:00 -
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We shall go forth and ride our bicycles to glory in hed-gp! VICTORY IS NEAR.
http://blog.vdare.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/crash.jpg
Image now a url. Shadow.
Alliance Recruit thread
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Erikel
Gallente
Cosmic Odyssey
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.04.11 21:30:00 -
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LMAO at the latest rumor. We shoot everyone.
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Miss Coleman
Caldari
The Magnificents
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.04.11 21:54:00 -
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Sorry, we Brick Squad have No Blues!... We shoot everyone! Atlas, -A-, they lovley pets, Concord, CCP, anyone that is a victim, is a victim!
Miss Coleman (CEO)
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chumbucket
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.04.11 23:44:00 -
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Edited by: chumbucket on 11/04/2010 23:45:55
hahahahahahahhahahaha good propaganda applebooty true we are around HED but we kill everybody the same we have no friends only enemies the side we chose in the north versus south crap is our side and whoever is lucky enough to land on a grid were on gets the pleasure of a pod ride back to their respective carebear nappylaggyblobfest staging area. As an alliance we prefer the ability to Undock to fight instead of flying 30 jumps to get to "hostile space" but then again were just some group of unknowns who rack up only like 4500 kills a month please dont mention us in your posts we show we are pure nobodys :)
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Gavin Neltharek
Caldari
Debitum Naturae
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.04.12 02:10:00 -
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Don't listen to these liar Bricks. We're involved in the greatest invasion ever planned in the South and Atlas has given us orders to *provoke* -A- at all turns.
It was all planned at the BBQ. I swear.
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Carebears aren't people, they're giant flying piniatas.
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Koronos
Minmatar
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.04.12 02:48:00 -
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Edited by: Koronos on 12/04/2010 02:51:47
Originally by: Bonito Applebum
Rumor has it Brick and CVA / Paxton will coordinate attacks with the ATLAS pets on -A- systems so that they hit them together but avoid direct confrontation between each other.
Funny **** m8. :) keep it up.
edit: oh, seems my alliance m8s already covered that point so I'll just point out that the next time that CVA / Paxton and Brick Squad work together will be the 32nd of neverary, pretty sure we are permanent reds from roams in providence since longtime and ganking of all targets of opportunity like we do in HED.
but yeah keep up the good work 
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Koronos
Minmatar
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2010.04.12 02:55:00 -
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Originally by: Guru
New information has just fallen into my lap. New footage has just been released of our attempted assault against friendlies.
Assault
hahahah that's awesome. :)
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Funkcikle
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.12 03:07:00 -
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I lolled @ the concept of "atlas" + "leadership"
Do another one, something out our elite Pevee Pee or something :)
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alisandent
Amarr
Kels Corsair's
Honourable Templum of Alcedonia
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Posted - 2010.04.12 06:42:00 -
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Ha HTA can bearly wipe there own a**s let alone invade anyone, If only they could stop moaning about being under cut on there own markets by 1 isk tut tut
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katsi ka
Amarr
Parental Control
Cult of War
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Posted - 2010.04.12 15:11:00 -
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I cant decide why i consider the "so well informed" Op clueless.Is it because he keeps calling "Alcedonia" "Macedonia" or because he claims he sees COW and GC people attacking someone.
We must be some kind of a super duper alliance that will fight in 2 fronts or maybe we are awesome and we run the EVE map up and down daily...
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