I'm not playing much right now. Between field exercises, classes, and work I am finding less and less time to fly my spaceships. Been playing The Old Republic more.

Hey Kai, whydid you remove the Vindicator loss from the "Marmite Collective" subsection of your killboard?

So like...I'm all emotional and stuff today. Want to hear about it?
I was having some fun in dodixie last night. I think the rebirth guys didn't like this...so they started calling me names and stuff...being general meanies. Now...you have to understand...with the amount of trolling I encourage I wasn't surprised. 2012 was a bad year...eve-online had no involvement.....maybe I was a bit emotional and drunk as heck....for most of it. So um rb...stop with the personal attacks. Most of it is ridiculous and you got me scratching my head in confusion. Remember glaze...you wanted me back in your corp...and I declined. Get over it.....I did a long time ago. Holeysheet is property of concentrated evil and the marmite collective . MARMITE POWER!

***** you just joined Rebirth. You have no idea what's going on, and if this is an attempt to troll, it usually helps to have something on your side. Like a brain.

If you would, I can provide you many lulzy Ventrilo recordings of Kai raging about a player, then saying, "Man, I want them to come back." Liek when he wanted Helmet Chick and Thieving Monkey to join Rebirth and told Ushwi to get them to join. Their response to me was, "We're not joining that mentalcase."

This was, by the way, after he dec'd their corp and tried to pass that blame onto Ushwi.

Don't you have a Vindicator to lose, Jason?

I'm just a simple killmail *****. Enjoy!

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16001296
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16001384

I'm clueless. Whoever you are, Naomi Leafblower...good job and stuff.

So is it safe to say that Jason Hardwick/Domineren/Oooh Yeah is Rebirth's new forum warrior since Kai isn't able to post without looking like an idiot, and Nightmare seems to have given up? I mean, I'm all for laughs and stuff, but...

The drama you're seeing is pretty much centralized around Kai86/Red Glaze and the people used to being on their knees for him. Kai likes to talk **** about how stupid other people are, or how bad other alliances are while staying on the Dodixie undock until Ushwi or Enzee log in. Then he'll go for a "roam" with them. In general, Kai does not like people who stand up to him. If you listen on Teamspeak while he's on, you'll only hear about how awesome he is at internet spaceships, and how his new girlfriend of the week is hotter than yours. A week later, you'll be listening to him cry because she broke up with him as he's controlling, but I digress.

Either one will get you kills, to be honest. I'll never deny that I got some serious kills in Rebirth. But I'll also take the opportunity to point out that most of the kills can be found in Dodixie, their home system. However as I have stated before, Kai has a habit of doctoring wars on his killboard (for instance, this Vindicator loss by The Marmite Collective was removed from the actual "Marmite Collectice" war tab on Rebirth's killboard, something only Kai can do and has been adamant about telling members of his corporation--specifically, "I control the killboard, but I can't remove CONCORD glitch losses, it's bullshit."). He has the habit of throwing a shitfit whenever his corporation loses an expensive ship, then fitting up ships for a sleeper alt that may be in your alliance to pop it (such as this QQ kill).


/snip


Your choice: you can choose the scammer, or you can choose the alliance with a history of doing the job properly. Make your ISK work for you!

The dodixie undock is no longer safe. Psych!! My alt is waiting in a falcon to jam up their logis. Disregard the two inches of terribad....they've been neutered.

I see Rebirth. has left Marmite Collective alone now, cementing the fact that Kai has fixated on Zero Threat and Under the Wings of Fury as was previously suggested. And then his corp loses a 7.3-bil pod when in Amamake.

Fixating is bad, m'kay?

Yes, oh mighty overlord, king of the beebers, you've got us there.
Trillions upon trillions of shuttle kills, for it is all we can do, we bow our head in shame.

The large shadow cast upon us by your mighty fleet of space warriors is a frightening sight to behold indeed.

Your tribe slaughters an ibis, obliterates an imicus, explodes the everliving crap out of a venture. These feats are unatainable for us, mere peasants...

Pray tell, where did you find these skills and means to do such things? Was it inside vegas 'wormhole' as they say?
Your eliteness knows no boundaries and our leaders were most assuredly high when they kicked you from our alliance.
Who now will stand up and kill that venture for us... time will tell.

D.

just to prove you're lost I pulled some of the wars with PIRAT and Dark Homeworld. The results:

Marmite killed 1.2 billion isk
Dark/Pirat killed 4.9 billion isk AND that's only final blow reports.

They rofl stomp you. Not the way I rofl stomp you, because what I've done is in excess of 10 billion in less than a week.

The rest of what you say are lies, so Danalee you're a terrible representative for Marmite - your combat record is worse than my probing alts and you have 0 knowledge of the game... your trolling is worst than Jerry Rin.

I'm done with you.

Now Marmites are a merc alliance in every sense of the word, there is no denying that.

The goons, test, et all are hardly carebears, do you agree? Any one of these groups should be able to hell camp us until we quit but yet they donGÇÖt. In fact, we kick theirs and I like it.
Some clients want us to wage war against mining corps and other PVE groups. We do that, we like it.
Some people have been faux-offended and want revenge, we do that, we like it.
Sometimes, someone talks big and gets wardecced by us, we like it.
You might not remember me, but I once hired your alliance to go kill some miners.
You guys failed at it but IGÇÖve been told (by you at that time) that you had fun. For me, that was isk well invested. I liked it.

D.

it doesn't.

get in line...geez...stupid station camping noob.

I was talking about this month, the first month you can't leech on Marmite anymore...
And also gave you more credit than was due; (seeing your passed problems with finding killboards I'll link it for you) http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19005931 isn't the solo kill I tought it was...

D.

A many a chuckle will come from such a mail of death. Save for the ages so our future selves will remember this day in 2013. Disappointment, I might have, for the pvp frigates to be so distasteful. Manners are rare amongst our peers! Pity I won't for one must always, as they say, have the bigger boat.

nearing the end of season 1, of "Tora teh Terrible is Coming to Town", the fearless hi-sec "never undocking" mercenary leader Tora Bullshito returns to game after a coincidental 2 week vacation... and then this happens:

Leaving
From: Randy Wray
Sent: 2013.08.03 10:26
To: The Marmite Collective,

Pathfinders. is leaving guys. We're going to merge into Super Goose Squad and join confederation of xxpizzaxx. I've personally had a great time in marmite and we as a corp have grown and had great fun with this alliance too, just lately it's become too much camping and bullshit with vegas flying around so we decided we've had enough of highsec and it's time for us to move on.

Wish you all luck in your space adventure, Randy out o/

Marmite email Response:

Pathfinders.
From: kypp durron
Sent: 2013.08.03 12:12
To: The Marmite Collective,

Pathfinders.

yep good luck to yas fatty b`stards.. open door policy for you guys.. and you will be missed just means we got more targets for us lot.. happy days..
Also... vegas is 1 man and his dogs/dribblers we aint scared of him and his bitches....
Other than that take care Pathinder bro`s o7


also, Kypp Durron finally undocks and this happens (notice the choice of rigs and well... the rest of the fit).

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19059647

I don't know what youre talking about sublime rage. Ill shoot ships in amarr when I feel like it. Like the kills yesterday. You're blowing smoke...and youre of no concern. I see a dozen alliances hungry for our blood in amarr daily (that's right...its not just you), you think you matter much? I myself am looking for a change of scenery after getting 3000+ kills in the last few months in amarr....kinda like a used condom now. You can have it.
I'm getting the urge to roam and stuff so hopefully you don't get caught off the efa undock. (your behaviour yesterday [coming to madimilire] had me thinking you were either high , drunk or most likely on a triple dose of anti-anxiety meds). Very out of character.
Marmite FTW and stuff

Oh man, we've hit a MAJOR breaktrough. Closure at last!
Sublime is the King of Amarr, Vegas is his friend and they talk and stuff, they respect each other.

Ladies and gentleman, this is as good as it gets.

Now that everything is cleared out, let's get back on topic. Clients and possible corps that want to join us, it's your turn again.

If new 'King of amarr posts' are needed, let's make a new thread, mkay?
If a new 'we/I are/am awesome and we/I dunked you' threads are needed, same thing.
If our PVP is better than yours threads are needed.... You know the drill

A great thanks to all participants and thanks to our viewers, it was quite the ride!

D.

In more serious news; Welcome to both Freight club and Money first, 2 very cool corps that just joined our alliance and brought some very interesting new targets with them.

If potential clients are interested in hiring a solid merc group that is active in every corner of hisec, no need to look further, The Marmite Collective is what you need!

D.

Except they aren't leaving, lol.

Whoever does your intel needs to be layed off, vega...err... that guy isn't quite good at it.
I'll admit, he does have quite the imagination but that's propably because he's a proffessional role-player.
It's a shame you guys don't seem to grasp that what really happens is quite clear to see for whoever wants to know.

^^ with that I also replied to all the other baseless, made up, sad attempts to spin failure into epeen following yours.
All in one post, without using alts because I am awesome!

Thanks for playing, we had fun!

D.



PS:


So wait, the alt buying PLEX for Vegas has just unsubbed? I see now that you surely aren't hurt at all!

Keep crying

OK tell me if this is overkill,

2 vindicators
1 bhaalgorn
1 falcon
multiple logi

Last night after a killing spree in Amarr (The Forbidden Zone), I was accosted by these brave souls. They came in their shiniest at 2am my time to dispense justice to me. They failed hard, and local and I laughed at their apparent bravery against 1 lone marmite member in a t2 cruiser.

last month - 165 bill killed per week , 14bill lost per week
This month (so far) - 143 bill killed per week , 14bill lost per week

14% reduction in kills is negligible.

I think this statistic really sums up the effectiveness of our enemies.

MYM8 FTW, Forget the lies and spin.

I never offered anyone any isks (well nothing above a 2-3 hundred). For some reason some dumnass came up with that 8B.... seriously ?!? You know how many ships I can replace with 8B. So I thought, why not make it more stupid and say I paid 12B And as expected, you little fishy bite fast. I talked to the people you hired, I know what you had to pay them Keep doing it, we all are still laughing here at your stupid attempt to cover your tears and butt hurt. I tried to let you go nicely, so you could save your face for scamming and having a god complex. I should have known better.

Vegasmirage quote "I did not have to pay isks for that woman!!" ...or something.

http://nos0v.eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id=8141&view=violent_systems&m=08&y=2013

At least you don't station camp all the time in lets say Jita or Amarr You didn't have what it takes, you never will..... Only thing I will give you, is that you head is strong. Strong enough to keep that big EGO in place. Grow up..... enjoy EVE, reduce the god complex by 75% and you might even get people who really like you in EVE.

And a last thing, stop making up all these stupid stories, isks paid, all Marmites back to Uedama, Marmites will be dead in 1 week, Tora doesn't come out of station, Vegas has skills, Saegert isn't a puppie and hates cookies, people really like you ... etc etc.

Only thing that has changed for us, is that we do less station hugging. Now we are mainly focussing on the roaming around and finding more targets. As you can see, it gives less kills in numbers, but good kill sin isks As long as our clients are happy, that's fine by me.

And as a last kick in the nuts, we already have new people in our bio

ah yes nothing like showing up and keeping marmite docked up

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=19130462

I believe there's plenty proof enough you won't undock to save a guardian..... even when you outnumber us in local.... exactly what I've been saying all along

The first part is al vegas bs, the spai part is true. 200M ....pff..... at least do something worthwhile. Steal from corp or so....

This is an amazing thread.

If you read back through it the entire thing reads worse than a political campaign. There is so much logic failure and selective memory by tear generators and drama queens.

The same people who cheered Marmite on and bumped this thread, advertising on their behalf, now spewing garbage here. It is hard to comprehend the inconsistency and backtracking.

Vegas, the biggest queen in here. Was for Marmite, in Marmite, got booted and is now trying to do everything he can to disband Marmite. Spends all his time talking about how **** Marmite was, and is, which is why he joined the Marmite crew and ran with them. Seems legit. Gets booted for being utter garbage to alliance mates and blaming everyone else for dying, now spends every waking moment trying to break the alliance. The amount of actual money he spends on maintaining his 20 alts likely exceeds any amount of damage he can do. Has to be one of the saddest creatures around.

Everyone else was slapping Marmite on the back all the way up until a few weeks ago. It looks pretty sad if you read the previous pages. In truth, they were all pissed Marmite was taking so much work and sucking up the contracts. Now is their chance to get back at them.

Bump for a good crew! Wait these scrubs can't pvp, and never could, except when I said they did. They're scammers, I know, because I got kicked from their alliance for scamming and being a degenerate, so now I can accuse them of scamming.

I'm a Vegas alt. I was against Marmite, before I was for them, before I joined them, before I loved being a Marmite, before they booted me, before I was against them. Wait who am I? Multiboxing is a *****.

This is so funny. Uedama local few hours before this fight, we see Marmites flying around in Falcons. A guy in Marmite likes to quad box, he has 2 of his chars in falcons. So, I gave him some friendly advice:

n++[ 2013.08.11 13:18:02 ] Me > sal you're awesome
n++[ 2013.08.11 13:18:13 ] Me > boxing falcons derp
n++[ 2013.08.11 13:18:20 ] Me > you're going to lose them ALL watch
n++[ 2013.08.11 13:18:40 ] Me > horrible idea
n++[ 2013.08.11 13:21:54 ] Me > one of the hardest things to multibox are falcons and stealth bombers

They fight the advice, don't listen and die right after the convo.

http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=22794

LOL forgot : To avoid the butt **** of sloth team six.

Stupidity is your reply here, as if you have a clue what its all about..... You could be a vegas alt... Blob space ==> that way.



Lol @ Vegas.... the butt hurt scammer got kicked and wants attention on the forums....over and overrrr again. Rages for hour in Uedama local and you say I am the one who needs attention... omfg...lol. I seriously hope that one day you grow up and understand why this reply of yours was so fail

Confirming only tora, Multiboxers and suici+2de corps are left.

only if you knew the whole story... Tora was actually involved and still to this day doesn't understand how

The Jedi way is hard to understand my young padawan, you have much to learn.

email me sometime with your main and I'll explain more.

that was a message to every1 in here....

i still dont like that the rebirth F****** are includet into this. and ppl call me a noob cause i stay neutral to this...


edit: i saw some much trouble between ppl going on and then some month later they was blue to each other and flying together lol
must be a phase from time to time....

Unless that very same situation would apply to himself; it would also apply to any 'large' losses (except his own) and the reason was always the same 'my killboard stats'.




Call me crazy- but wouldn't it be easier if someone just stood up and took over in his absence? It doesn't take a genius to manage a RR Battleship gang while boxing Oneiros. Most of the current fleet concepts in the meta require even less effort than that if you know how to prey on stupidity and make people play to your strategy.



He still has me blocked from that time I made him blow up his own ships at me (no joke), see aforementioned awoxing comment.

I hate you for this link. I didn't fully read the text you set for it until after I closed it and now I'm not sure how I feel about life. The last time I saw a face like that was when Tysinger invited me over to his house...

This is still going on? lol Vegas don't you have a 3rd world country to go to?

Epic troll is epic, almost lured me in there for a second.

Luckily I'm on my 18th coffee of the morning.

School isn't the reason I stopped playing eve. I only have 3 hours a day.

Ok ,this is what i call quality trolling and entertainment...seeing as how you 2 are the same person =D

To smack or not to smack,that is the question

This is so evil....... fitting a Vindi this way

http://p0wnd.nl/kb/index.php/kill_detail/70101/

YW for stopping the 4-4 camp

one a side note we have not seen hide nor hair of pod repo. Who you callin the coward saeger?

lelel tora that was actually a good one sloth team sux, that's why I love you. also as you can see this is my trollll toon. What else am I goona do with him but troll some bads and you guys do have to defend yourselves or you'll end up like that dominix

awww he called me a nobody in eve you could really hurt a fellas feelings. I enjoy how your sticking up for marmite when their down about a billion to sloths and they have killed what is it tora? ........ nothing

I didnt think ''awesome'' would be blocked anya. That is what was blanked out ....right?

Can you 2 stop filling this thread with immature crap. Its obvious you're trying to get this thread locked with your complaints of the moderaters.
1. I petitioned the slander you wrote about me, I dont even know what are these drugs you claim i am addicted too.
2. You rant like kids.
3. You claim to know all this about me but i know youre just whiney squeaky kids hanging off vegas mirages lies. Keep my real life out of your game, you know nothing about it....neither does your master vegas me rage.

In Conclusion,

I love the marmite collective and eve as a game and dont want to be harrassed by lies and slander. Dark overlord and night watchmen must have many real life problems to deal with if they act like this on a video game.....too bad i dont care and no one else here does either.

MYM8 ftw
Check our awesome killboard today

Yeah so this proves that you know nothing about your target. That's not how gsf operates in 0.0, or highsec. Guys try that by pinging JB pos or pocos to poke for curious georges to show up, generally go home empty handed.
Definitely wasn't happening on christmas day afternoon in EuroTZ when FCs are visiting and/or otherwise spending time with family. We show up to timers. You're going to have to shoot those structures all the way if you want a fight. That's just how it works.

Your definition of tears is different from just about everyone who plays the game. You get dunked on in the forums and in local, and then your pubbie reality distortion field turns it into some kind of positive reinforcement circle jerk. I generally take that as a sign of fear and weakness. Luckily I don't need to infer or come to conclusions on that front, since you cowarded out of your timer.

It's pure comedy to see someone shoot a structure, and then forgo the killmail at the end of the tunnel. It proves you place no value on your time, and means us spending a day to take pocos has been 100% worth it since you guys have yet another structure to shoot.



Yeah you tell those random t1 industrials

Marmites are on the right track. After the merc wars, we adapted, deleted the weak and came back stronger. Now we reached our max 300 players and 20 corps and we are replacing the less active players with more active players. Good to see more and more in alliance chat and on Teamspeak. The number of kills going up and with some luck we will break our month record in damage...... So what's the next step......

Haha I trained with Jean Claude's karate trainer... if that counts?



I kinda like waffles, yes. You?

D.

It really depends on the waffle, deal with it

D.

I certainly didn't miss you

Welcome to nullsec....

Funny story about that, I was doing my usual bit (being camped in the Jita 4-4 station by some carebear who fitted a lazor to his hauler ). SO, I decided to make my character even more appealing.
After hours of work, this is the result and I find myself weirdly attracted to my persona.
Since I was still camped inGǪ As per usual. I made an ode to my avatar





D.

Domineren! You, Lust & greed and I should totally go to this saucage party!

It'll be fun

D.

IBTL.
This thread has derailed so far it has nothing to do with Marmite, Mercs, Highsec, Lowsec, Eve, or any other boring thing you could post in here.

I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them. Please people, keep it on topic and above all civil!
Ok, at least civilish, this is C&P after all....

The rules:
5. Trolling is prohibited.

Trolling is a defined as a post that is deliberately designed for the purpose of angering and insulting other players in an attempt to incite retaliation or an emotional response. Posts of this nature are disruptive, often abusive and do not contribute to the sense of community that CCP promote.

26. Off-topic posting is prohibited.

Off-topic posting is permitted within reason, as sometimes a single comment may color or lighten the tone of discussion. However, excessive posting of off-topic remarks in an attempt to derail a thread may result in the thread being locked, or a forum warning being issued.

Also a quick reminder to the people of the Marmite Collective: Bumping is officially not allowed on this part of the forum. Keeping nonsense discussions going to keep your thread on top, can easily be regarded as bumping.
Keep that in mind please.

Out of curiosity, how far back did you go?
This whole thread is just trolls and off-topic.

Sry Tora.. not trying to close your thread.. but.. this new ISD guy so active, and I'm curious how dedicated he is.

All these drunks and I wasn't invited for the party....... grrrr........ I think someone needs a hug!

Some of you should really take this game less seriously. Lets for example say Goonswarm scammed me and took all my rookie ships, destroyed entire Marmites and did it in a smart way I didnt see coming. You think I would be mad ? No sorry kid, I would say well played and can I join you guys. Thank god some dont play FPS games here, as they would be mad every time they get shot by tanks or so.

IT'S A GAME !

If you can't knock it then consider joining it!

Lemmings.

I'll just leave that there.

So it looks like I get to bump today! Dont ask why, Im just going to leave a gif of a carebear running through hisec

http://i.imgur.com/cX5Q6rR.gif

Or going on Skype with him!

Yes, it IS more quiet, definitely.

Real life? I suffered `Real Life` after two week without a PC. It was... different.

yall just calm yourself. id post ***** pics for everybody to oggle at but ccp tends to get uppity about that.....

I have removed some rule breaking posts and those quoting them. As always I let some edge cases stay.
Please people, keep it on topic and above all civil!

The Rules:
4. Personal attacks are prohibited.

Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not beneficial to the community spirit that CCP promote and as such they will not be tolerated.

No plans to let Marmites grow. We are fine between 250-300 active members. There needs to be a balance between targets, members, isks and fun for all.

1. How thick are you? Scale of 1 to 10. We aren't trying to pad our killbaord then run around screaming "LOOK AT HOW RELEVANT WE ARE!" that's what you are trying to do. I'm just pointing out that when you scream about how amazing your killbaord is, it's crap in comparison with other people who are also padding their killboards. You are not elite PVPers just for ganking highsec players.
2. You really seem to be anti-CFC since you go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about how much you hate the goonies. You know, when you take a break from the go awful smacktalk you try.
3. lol, no I stated that some marmites, as in a small minority of them, may know how to PVP, but the vast majority as well as the overall direction of marmites is killboard padding. zkillbaord proves this, no matter how much you try to pretend it's not true. Go read it.
4. Nope, since other clients you just do jobs for. With Gevlon, you are following his every command as well as pushing his propaganda. Whatever he commands you to do you follow, that's leadership.
5. lol, you wish. Maybe when you finish school you can give title that a shot.

And oh yes, oh so many tears because of all of the industry players in highsec you gank.

So if kai isn't on, but everyone else is, it still doesnt count?

I do have the combat logs from me trying to tackle Enzee's macherial. By looking at the logs, after I narrowed them down a bit, not much stayed behind to fight BAW(I was just tackle). No worries, everyone is there.

Combat Logs

Also if I'm not mistaken;

This is the last time Rebirth fought together

Not really. Big difference is, I adapt If I cant hit you directly, I'll go for your Eve Alts, friends, etc. Build up some nice pressure on you. In the end you will popppPpPpppp...

Except I don't need to prove myself to you, Tora. I haven't needed to prove myself to you. No one needs to prove themselves to you, so stop expecting us to play your game.

Your game is to sit on the station undock with artillery weapons and attempt to blap an enemy who undocks. If you're feeling "frisky" you'll sit on a gate instead. not once have I seen the great Tora Bullshito do anything other than that. Even when I flew my Barghest through Jita. Your band of ****-ups just watched the blinking red Barghest as if it was a mythical ******* unicorn in person undock, align to a gate, and warp to Perimeter.

And you didn't ******* follow, because "clearly that is bait" (I have that ******* mail from three weeks ago).

No one needs to dec you so you can run to all your little buttbuddies in the "mercenary" community to save you. You've learned (good on you) that anyone who actually puts weapons on a ship and has fleet doctrines will hand you your ass ten times before you realize what in the hell happened. Your killboard shows how your alliance gets the donkey **** beaten out of it when someone with PvP prowess actually fights you.

you quote Sun Tzu, and yet you haven't the faintest idea as to what his points meant in the classic. It sounded cool, and anyone who quotes a famous philosopher must know what they're talking about, because not just anyone goes to Wikipedia to look up quotes attributed to that person.

Good, see you in Amsterdam soon. Last year was the first time and we had 150 crazy Eve players having fun. This year will be bigger, better and more fun!

Just ordered my ticket and a Tora t-shirt. So people know where they can complain about wars. I warn you. Every complain costs you 1 beer and a fedo.

I just read a notice from Zkillboard that they will be joining the majority of killboard providers in removing all kills from non-nullsec areas, as these obviously do not qualify as pvp.