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Starrakatt
Z0MBIELAND Double Tap.
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Posted - 2013.04.21 13:56:00 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:Andski wrote:we need to work harder guys our alliance kdr is low :( Recognition is the first step of the 7 Marmite Steps (nul sec therapy) . Washing your hair is step 2. It's not that bad, you got to be very close to see the lice. |

Starrakatt
Z0MBIELAND Double Tap.
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Posted - 2013.04.24 23:12:00 -
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Probably doing a mistake by posting in here this thread, but ohwell.
From an external POV, remembering last year, more or less around this time of the year, when we were still doing hisec wars.
Goons actually had a few gangs/small fleets showing up, fighting off Wardecs. There was a lot of them (wardecs) at the time, some may remember Decshield... Anyhow, more often than not they weren't bad at all, just not organized to deal well with hisec warfare. But when it came to blows, we had some few GF in Local with some of their crews.
So, banter aside, I'd say, Goonswarm get some actual fighting crews up there and you guys all start having real fights, yes?
Everyone is happy. :)
Hugs and kisses. |

Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2013.10.16 17:10:00 -
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So, which of these guys is HoleySheet1? |

Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2013.10.17 03:15:00 -
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Amarr Undock? I always thought THIS was Holeysheet1's modus operandi... |

Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2013.10.26 16:51:00 -
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Being Wardecced by Marmite is like trying to reason with Jason Voorhees when he's got you cornered, it is very, VERY hard to manage.
They will just POUNCE on you. |

Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.01.04 15:09:00 -
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culo duro wrote:Tora Bushido wrote:Marmites are on the right track. After the merc wars, we adapted, deleted the weak and came back stronger. Now we reached our max 300 players and 20 corps and we are replacing the less active players with more active players. Good to see more and more in alliance chat and on Teamspeak. The number of kills going up and with some luck we will break our month record in damage...... So what's the next step......  You must go to null and make a blue donut, so we can eat a giant blue donut. What does it tastes? |

Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.03.12 16:29:00 -
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I thought it was a well known fact that Goons are taught to always use autopilot in hisec... yes?
That would explain a LOT. |

Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.04.06 17:49:00 -
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Yes, it IS more quiet, definitely.
Real life? I suffered `Real Life` after two week without a PC. It was... different. |

Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.04.09 20:45:00 -
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Berendas wrote:The skill training takes way too much grinding IMHO. Happily, I have not (yet) reached the point where SP decay start making itself feel. |

Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.06.13 19:36:00 -
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Nikaroo wrote:Oh boy. Every time I have a brief look at the Merc Posts in this forum IGÇÖm so glad we donGÇÖt have to kill any trees for this. There are 4 kinds of posts:
1. Bump 2. We booked them, we are happy or we are not 3. They killed me, one of my friends or someone my favorite hamster knows and therefor they are all bad because they do (insert random stuff here please) 4. Other mercs commenting the service of these mercs because these mercs are (insert random stuff here please) and therefor we are much much meaner than anybody your favorite hamster ever knew.
No. 4 deserves a closer look: There is the specialist GÇô you book them for a certain thing and they do the job. Then there are the high organized guys who check the boards, pick the targets run locates and set up logi chains, then there are the guys with numbers and finally some newbros who want to get into the merc thing.
That said: Its pointless to compare each other and all you achieve is making yourself look like this a bit special strange cousin of said hamster above.
But donGÇÖt mind me sires, go on and keep running in the wheels. I like hamsters, they pay us to make other hamsters cry. Then, we use the ISK to make cry/enrage (take your pick) more of the rodents. For fun.
It is all a happy world we live in, don't you think? |
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.10.10 19:40:41 -
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Renegade Heart wrote:Scared to war dec me, even though I offered to make it mutual. I guess too many real pvp'ers gave these guys bloody noses recently. I wasn't surprised to be honest, but my opinion of so-called elite pvp'ers scared to war dec someone offering to make it mutual means they have really sunk lower in my estimation as top high sec mercs. I wouldn't recommend paying these guys to do any real fighting.
However, I know you guys enjoy shooting at carebears, and you clearly have fun doing that, so good luck to you all. Have fun! You know you are a one, negative 10 (-9.9) man corp... Why don't you wardec them, and they make it mutual?
Forsaken Asylum's ways
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.10.22 16:41:36 -
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Fybs wrote:Dark 0verlord wrote:I was drunk and got killed by a 30 man is boxer fleet while aggrod suspect. It wasn't to any of our wars so I don't care slaves are just pennies to us.
Edit: and And RIP Red Thunder He knew that fat ***** ms kypp was somehow connected to kypp duron HAHAHAHA Damn your actually old enough to drink  Incredible isn't it, who would have thought!
Forsaken Asylum's ways
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.10.24 11:40:33 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:This dark overlord fellow seems a bit butt hurt. Pretty funny. Coming from the guy that sends me fan mail on a daily basis, that is quite ironic. Meds much? First you make your avatar look like mine and then you claim I send you mails daily? Too much meds for you it looks like. LOL....you're cracking up fanboi. I can feel the heat of love on first sight through my screen, c'mon guys, this is embarassing... Which leads me to:Seager1737 wrote:Both ugly not even a mother could love that, well maybe dark's mom. Typical case of lost birth brothers? That's classical Oprah stuff, you guys need to get all together on some tears filled tv show.
Forsaken Asylum's ways
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.10.27 12:40:31 -
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VERY nice trap and catch, congrats. 
Then, someone could complain your guys didn't catch the whole lot of them, lol.
Forsaken Asylum's ways
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.11.13 21:22:42 -
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Lord Razpataz wrote:Tora Bushido wrote:Need someone's ass kicked, hire the number 1 mercenaries in High sec today.  You have tried this before Tora, not the wizest to start beating you chest again.  Chest beating is fine, this is C&P, where one can get away with anything, even good posting.
Forsaken Asylum's ways
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.12.05 04:06:35 -
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Actually, us carebears in FA are running indy ops, which includes: Nereuses, Noctises, Procurers, Ventures and more!
I am telling you all, any ABC corp carebear miners get a chance to fight on their own terms if they so wish.
Nothing like elite mining barge vs mining barge PVP.
Yes.
Forsaken Asylum's ways
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2014.12.13 19:34:54 -
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I want to see that dance streamed live on stage from the next Fanfest.
Forsaken Asylum's ways
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2015.03.05 12:42:42 -
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Marmite has gotten meaner and leaner lately.
Also, Tora for Grandeur CSM!
Forsaken Asylum's ways
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2015.03.05 16:04:12 -
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Belthazor4011 wrote:Aren't mercs supposed to be bad? Just saying...  Of course, we are scrubs, the things squirming under the stone, cochroaches in the walls.
Yep. 
Forsaken Asylum's ways
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2015.03.19 13:28:55 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Belthazor4011 wrote:Knag Tla wrote:Bad mercs are bad. Especially when led by someone with delusions of grandeur. Aren't mercs supposed to be bad? Just saying... If they handed out cuddles they'd not be scary enough  Last time I tried to hire myself out as a cuddle merc I was arrested for prostitution :-( In EVE, all mercs are prostitutes.
But CCP, in a fit of Icelandic morality, made it legal.
Forsaken Asylum's ways
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2015.06.21 03:03:39 -
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Yourmoney Mywallet wrote:Marlin Spikes wrote:Have an enemy you want to destroy? Contact us! We'll git r done!  Marlin Spikes now in ecpop - Magic's parrot b like: ... What. WHAT?
The end is nigh surely, what appenened with POH?
Sneaky bastard.
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2015.06.26 15:45:38 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:I was told this morning by a confidential insider, in forsaken asylum, that the crapmites and FA never joined because many FA members believed that marmite sucks and fought against the merger. Is there any truth to this? I wouldn't know, and even if I knew, we do not wash our laundry in public. I personally have no problems with Tora or many other Marmites.
Quote:Renegade Armada... Join us today! Aaaah, no. Just no.
Sneaky bastard.
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2015.06.26 16:33:17 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:The insider in crapmite i have says they have plenty of problems with FA. And that you guys are only thought of as pets. Live in your fantasy world.
ps... your alliances are very easily infiltrated Trolling doesn't work with me Holey. 
Sneaky bastard.
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2015.06.26 16:46:46 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:I wouldnt want to be a pet alliance to total bullshito. You fill the role well. You sound like a broken record buddy, you yelled the same thing at me in Local years ago when we had Rebirth. blued, after they kicked you out. 
Sneaky bastard.
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2015.06.26 16:52:17 -
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That's a lot of butthurt mate.
But then, you do get kicked a lot.

Sneaky bastard.
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2015.06.26 20:46:56 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:You have been successfully trolled, have a cookie. You'll always be thought of as the pets of the saddest merc alliance in eve. Enjoy your obscurity  Who are you and why should we care? He's ex-Rebirth. Kai86's errand boy. And thus we don't.
Sneaky bastard.
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2015.06.26 21:10:31 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Starrakatt wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:You have been successfully trolled, have a cookie. You'll always be thought of as the pets of the saddest merc alliance in eve. Enjoy your obscurity  Who are you and why should we care? He's ex-Rebirth. Kai86's errand boy. And thus we don't. so like he was sorta relevant once? Rebirth. was, not Holey, specifically.
Sneaky bastard.
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2015.06.28 20:58:53 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Leto Thule wrote:Tbh forum holey makes me never want to meet comms holey. I actually get on well with Coms holey. he is a chilled dude I can confirm that, though its been a long while since we talked. But oh gods, forum Holey... /o\
Sneaky bastard.
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2015.06.30 11:51:50 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Fybs wrote:Lord Razpataz wrote:Fybs wrote:I was thinking you was already back at war with them with that post  No, its just Tora swinging his **** around trying to get attention.  Na I think Tora is maybe looking for some extra content for the lads. And maybe you are aswell Raz with that post  so if your both looking for extra content...... Now Fybs is content hunting. What is going on here??? A Summer of Rage in the making?
Edit: Look at that: Shades and crossed arms, 3 posts in a row, I don't feel unique anymore...
Sneaky bastard.
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2015.06.30 13:21:13 -
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Fybs wrote:Besides we have our own stuff to sort out starting tonight star. I know right, and I don't want to start anything I won't be part of anyway, gonna be out for teh whole week, so...
Quote:P.S I rock the best shades/crossed arms combo. under this silk coat there's the best cybernetic arms and gorgeous battle scars from fighting other Mercs We need to get a room and compare scars and chest hair.
Sneaky bastard.
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Starrakatt
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
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Posted - 2015.10.02 16:25:03 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:http://crossingzebras.com/docking-games-no-more/ This is going to be fun.  Now they need to apply that to NPC stations too. And station hugger's lives will be changed forever.
Sneaky bastard.
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Starrakatt
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps FETID
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Posted - 2015.10.16 05:24:29 -
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Leto Thule wrote:Kickass. The Marmite thread has been drama free for far too long. Not really drama though.
It is like going to the circus or zoo.
Except it's free.

Sneaky bastard.
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Starrakatt
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps FETID
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Posted - 2015.11.05 12:16:27 -
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Kashan wrote:Tora Bushido wrote:Our daily fleets are getting bigger every time. It's harder to stay unnoticed. Went to RvB HQ, all stayed docked, went to PIRAT HQ, all docked up. We might want to split the fleet in smaller groups or provoke more nullbear fleets to come to highsec.  If null bears come to highsec, you'll be the ones docking ;). Keep in mind, lots of so-called Hisec mercs have Nulsec mains or alts, or have Nulsec/Lowsec experience.
Like Tora says, never underestimate the opposition. 
Sneaky bastard.
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Starrakatt
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps FETID
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Posted - 2015.11.18 13:17:05 -
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Tora Bushido wrote:Mortlake wrote:Is that a wig I see? Who me ? It is so not you...
Sneaky bastard.
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Starrakatt
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps FETID
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Posted - 2015.11.27 14:23:58 -
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There must be a lot of podding involved too. Lot of pod-epress back home in NulLand. That's a LOT of jumps back in Hisec to get ships and mods.
I can see why and where the tears are coming from.
Sneaky bastard.
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Starrakatt
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps FETID
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Posted - 2015.12.11 15:16:11 -
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Jerry T Pepridge wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote: We're at war with you maroons and you won't even leave uedama unless it's in a stabbed frig...funneh yet pathetic. Have a nice day. Happy hunting in uedama boys.
Isn't that the usual story for all you hisec warriors? not leave 1 system/undock in your case. you actually sledging yourself I never didn't log, forgave hunting or fitted a warpcore stab on any pvp ship in my life, and I did play Hisec merc for years.
I don't expect Marmites doing it either, heh. 
Sneaky bastard.
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Starrakatt
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps FETID
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Posted - 2015.12.13 14:38:52 -
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Belthazor4011 wrote:So remember that time... ...we where all sitting on a gate in our nice big fleet? Waiting for an incoming fleet to fight, the bait was out the whole thing setup perfectly. Then from behind a wild Caracal appears. We want to kill it but we can't jump with it through our gate for obvious reasons. But oh what a nice lad this guy must be, such a sweetheart. He de-cloaks on the other side, re-approaches and actually jumps into us again. Pro tip, if you magically get past 20+ Marmites because they have a reason to let you go. Don't go back to see if you actually got that lucky...  Judiciously put, yes. 
Sneaky bastard.
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