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Ailok Konem
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Posted - 2010.04.20 18:03:00 -
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Also what happends if u fart while u are in a pod. or a noob ship |

Abrazzar
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Posted - 2010.04.20 18:14:00 -
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Chemical composition of a fart does not change when exposed to a vacuum. So you could smell it if you'd breath one in. Imagine getting podded and with the last gasp you hit a space fart. Gratefully your clone won't remember any of it.
Pods have biofilters and noob ships use pods, so all you may feel is a bubble crawling up your back through the viscous pod fluid. As you are wearing a breathing apparatus over your nose, you won't smell it, but if you manage to get it into your uncovered mouth, the resulting taste would be rather disgusting and you may even get some of the fart into your nose. Too bad that such an experience will even survive the next podding. --------
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Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2010.04.20 18:16:00 -
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Hi Ailok, Cat here
To answer your first question, the sense of smell is facilitated by cell membranes 'receptors' primarily in your nasal cavity. The action of "smelling" something is a mechanical one, and basically particles of that material or effluence would be washed over, and attracted to these. Due to the vaccuum of space, this would be unlikely to occur. It's almost akin to the "if a tree falls..." problem. In a way, yes it probably does, in a more practical way; no it does not.
The problem we encounter in the pod, is that our bodies are fed by a series of tubes and wires etc. Injecting gloopy nutrient goodness directly into us. As such, I don't believe that there would be any digestion occuring that would create such a phenomona lol
hope that helps
x ♥ VOTE CAT ♥
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Bimjo
Caldari SKULLDOGS
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Posted - 2010.04.20 18:17:00 -
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Originally by: Abrazzar Chemical composition of a fart does not change when exposed to a vacuum. So you could smell it if you'd breath one in. Imagine getting podded and with the last gasp you hit a space fart. Gratefully your clone won't remember any of it.
Pods have biofilters and noob ships use pods, so all you may feel is a bubble crawling up your back through the viscous pod fluid. As you are wearing a breathing apparatus over your nose, you won't smell it, but if you manage to get it into your uncovered mouth, the resulting taste would be rather disgusting and you may even get some of the fart into your nose. Too bad that such an experience will even survive the next podding.
This wonderful post alone should ensure the forum mods will keep their grubby paws off the "Lock" button 
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000Hunter000
Gallente Industrial Exploits Massive Intergalactic Love Klub
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Posted - 2010.04.20 18:24:00 -
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Does a Jove crap in an asteroidfield?  ________________________________________________
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Ailok Konem
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Posted - 2010.04.20 18:24:00 -
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Well this are quite some good answers. why lock this thread. we all know what the human body is capable of. i read a book a while ago called the complete history of farting. and its said there that a woman fart in avarage between 7 - 10 (times per day) and a man between 12 - 15 (times per day) ok they do it rarely BUT THEY DO IT !!!
so how about eve races. witch one farts the most. i think the minmatarr race has the worst farts.
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Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2010.04.20 18:27:00 -
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Originally by: Ailok Konem
so how about eve races. witch one farts the most. i think the minmatarr race has the worst farts.
why are they vegeratrians or something lol 
x ♥ VOTE CAT ♥
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Rawr Cristina
Caldari Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.04.20 18:29:00 -
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Originally by: Ailok Konem
so how about eve races. witch one farts the most. i think the minmatarr race has the worst farts.
Amarr probably the worst, they're all so fat and greedy Gallente probably do it the most, they're liberal about everything else after all Minmatar are too busy starving themselves to fart even if they wanted to and we Caldari don't ever fart because farting has been outlawed by the state so farting would be illegal 
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Captain Muscles
Caldari Clan Farthammer
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Posted - 2010.04.20 18:35:00 -
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Originally by: Rawr Cristina
Originally by: Ailok Konem
so how about eve races. witch one farts the most. i think the minmatarr race has the worst farts.
Amarr probably the worst, they're all so fat and greedy Gallente probably do it the most, they're liberal about everything else after all Minmatar are too busy starving themselves to fart even if they wanted to and we Caldari don't ever fart because farting has been outlawed by the state so farting would be illegal 
Wrong. True Caldari fart with pride and discipline. The furious thunder of a true master fills his enemies with much awe and nausea. My corp is a home to those who seek to perfect this art. 
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ThaoLai
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Posted - 2010.04.20 19:09:00 -
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Quote:
The problem we encounter in the pod, is that our bodies are fed by a series of tubes and wires etc. Injecting gloopy nutrient goodness directly into us. As such, I don't believe that there would be any digestion occuring that would create such a phenomona lol
hope that helps
x
Not entirely true, last time I went through the Amamake gate I shat myself.
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Daedalus II
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Posted - 2010.04.20 19:16:00 -
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Originally by: Captain Muscles Wrong. True Caldari fart with pride and discipline. The furious thunder of a true master fills his enemies with much awe and nausea. My corp is a home to those who seek to perfect this (f)art. 
Oh man! I laughed so hard I cried 
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2010.04.20 19:23:00 -
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Somewhere at a gatecamp in lowsec:
Newb: LOL!  Vet: Hey, n00b, why are you laughing? Newb: My fart is tickling me lol  Vet: Man, get yourself together, this is serious business and not Hello Kit... Newb: BLARGH !!!   Vet: ...what the. Newb: I swallowed it.  Vet: God, n00bs these days.... --------
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Cors
It's A Trap
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Posted - 2010.04.20 19:34:00 -
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farts in a pod are like farts in the tub. Bubble rises..
The REAL question, is if there is artificial gravity in the pod's bay, if there is, the farts rise to the top of the pod. If not, they'd most likely hug the body.
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SabotNoob
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Posted - 2010.04.20 19:38:00 -
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Forget about smelling it.
Would farts provide enough force to propel you in space? I guess it would depend on the force of the blast, but maybe a speed of 2m/s? ____________________
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves. |

Doctor Steinsbrow
Caldari State Protectorate
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Posted - 2010.04.20 19:44:00 -
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Originally by: Abrazzar Somewhere at a gatecamp in lowsec:
Newb: LOL!  Vet: Hey, n00b, why are you laughing? Newb: My fart is tickling me lol  Vet: Man, get yourself together, this is serious business and not Hello Kit... Newb: BLARGH !!!   Vet: ...what the. Newb: I swallowed it.  Vet: God, n00bs these days....
/thread |\<o>/| ||||||||| ||||||||| ||||||||| \|CCP|/ -|||||||- -|||||||- ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK WARP INTO MORDOR J7HZ-F! |

Lythara
Dirt Nap Squad
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Posted - 2010.04.20 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: Abrazzar Somewhere at a gatecamp in lowsec:
Newb: LOL!  Vet: Hey, n00b, why are you laughing? Newb: My fart is tickling me lol  Vet: Man, get yourself together, this is serious business and not Hello Kit... Newb: BLARGH !!!   Vet: ...what the. Newb: I swallowed it.  Vet: God, n00bs these days....
Originally by: Confucius Man who farts in Amamake, will find himself in nasty pew.
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Raetherana
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Posted - 2010.04.20 19:57:00 -
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Your flux capacitor will explode.
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Ryhss
Caldari The Templar Navy SRS.
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Posted - 2010.04.20 20:04:00 -
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Originally by: Ailok Konem Also what happends if u fart while u are in a pod. or a noob ship
It jumps to warp, wether you're ready or not.
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Bruno Capri
Minmatar The Scarecrows
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Posted - 2010.04.20 20:25:00 -
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The gas expelled from your anus would exit your body so fast that you would prolapse and your innards would follow  _______________ ₪Fight the Power |

Jasdemi
Caldari Caldari Frontiers
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Posted - 2010.04.20 20:33:00 -
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Do farts in space make any sound? ---------------------------------------------
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Cozmik R5
Minmatar Dock 94 Chaos Theory Alliance
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Posted - 2010.04.20 21:19:00 -
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Yes because there is no air to get in the way  ____________________
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try. |

Ailok Konem
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Posted - 2010.04.20 22:27:00 -
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epic !! i like the logic to what Rawr Cristina said. great thinking there.
About fart propulsion. - i think it really can be done. if i remember corect this was a scene in that movie with Eddie murphie - the fat genius profesor.
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ShahFluffers
Gallente Ice Fire Warriors
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Posted - 2010.04.20 23:46:00 -
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Originally by: Ailok Konem Also what happends if u fart while u are in a pod. or a noob ship
There is a reason the pod fluid is described as blue in some of the chronicles.  |

scunner funk
Minmatar Connoisseurs Of Hallucination
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Posted - 2010.04.21 01:20:00 -
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If you burped at the same time as farting you could have forward and backward propulsion and the ability to spin your body.
I look forward to seeing a bean and cola powered space dance troupe.
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fallback1
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Posted - 2010.04.21 04:49:00 -
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Originally by: Abrazzar space fart
Quoting the best 2 words ever strung together on these forums
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Captain Muscles
Caldari Clan Farthammer
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Posted - 2010.04.21 13:33:00 -
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Originally by: fallback1
Originally by: Abrazzar space fart
Quoting the best 2 words ever strung together on these forums
Yes, farting in EVE. It is wonderful to see the two things people say I do too much finally together.
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CCP Adida

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Posted - 2010.04.21 13:45:00 -
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Originally by: Bimjo This wonderful post alone should ensure the forum mods will keep their grubby paws off the "Lock" button 
No but I can use the Move button 
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Ringo Jeicha
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.04.21 14:11:00 -
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Originally by: SabotNoob Forget about smelling it.
Would farts provide enough force to propel you in space? I guess it would depend on the force of the blast, but maybe a speed of 2m/s?
More like 187.5 m/s  --- Braaaiiinnnsssssssssss |

Yodabunny
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.04.21 17:28:00 -
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I'd be more concerned with the fact that I haven't left my pod in a year and, by extension, haven't showered in the same period of time.
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Dan O'Connor
Cerberus Network Dignitas.
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Posted - 2010.04.21 17:52:00 -
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Originally by: Yodabunny I'd be more concerned with the fact that I haven't left my pod in a year and, by extension, haven't showered in the same period of time.
Time for CCP to implement some shower mini-game in Incarna  ________________________
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