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Rift Scorn	Posted - 2005.01.02 02:34:00 - [121] Originally by: Candy For some reason I thought it would be humorous to let a Text2Speech program have a field day with this. The result was quite hilarious. I then figured it would be funnier put to music, so I remixed it. ROFLMAO!!
Entice	Posted - 2005.01.02 22:46:00 - [122] Originally by: Candy For some reason I thought it would be humorous to let a Text2Speech program have a field day with this. The result was quite hilarious. I then figured it would be funnier put to music, so I remixed it. roflmao
Aeris Cloneshadow	Posted - 2005.01.03 09:38:00 - [123] Originally by: Lonin Originally by: Mesophio Hi, my nam e is mesophio and I plauys eve alot and I cant have the fun becuase of players that kill my ship. This is expecialy often in galaxoes that have securty rating of 0.0 orr 0.4 becuawe of no concord polic e. I use these galaxies becauseI lik to mine ore that gives me dollars to buy stuf loike enshurance on myShip. I have a tghorax cruiser space cruiser ship and it mines good until I see pirats show up and blow/kill it up. And iots not ENSHURED!!!(hahaha I have ears) Thusfore I lose dollars that I spant on my cruiser space cruiser shops SHIPS. i WA NT tp help as ypu to help as me is getting poorn POOR becasue of losing of killed ship space cruiser ships adn space hauler cruiser ships taht I use to carry my minorals. So will u ship killer/blowers stop killing/blowing it so I can use it to make dollars in low secarity rating space to make dollars so I wont be poorn no more. Please help me, I am poorn and I need dollars to buy stuf ffor me in EVE(this game)........,,, bTw my anglish is note vary good 1mill isk to anyone who can translate this please. Here you are, sans emoticons: Hello, my name is Mesophio the Dense, and I enjoy playing EVE quite a bit. Unfortunately, it's not much fun anymore because players are bent on destroying my ship. To add insult to injury, they insist that I learn to spell too, and that is just abominable. These murderous fiends only seem to fire on me in low/non sec space, and I find it coincidental that CONCORD doesn't protect me there. I like to mine in low-sec space because I earn a lot of ISK that I use to insure my ship and sell on Ebay to make dollars. I used a Thorax (it mines rather well) until it got blown up. Unfrotunately, it was not insured at the time. I know that I said that earned a lot of ISK to insure my ship, but I forgot that part and expect you to as well. Now I am in a spot of trouble here: by converting my ISK to dollars, I have no more ISK. With my Thorax gone, I have no means of mining and making more ISK. I am humbly asking for your help, because I am poor. I know that I said that I made dollars by selling ISK on Ebay, but I forgot that part and expect you too as well. Will the people that are blowing up my ship please stop? I need to make more ISK so I can make more dollars, and I can only do so in low-sec space! This way, it will suplement my income and help me pay for my prescriptions. Please help me; I am a desperate miner who needs the money. BTW: my sarcasm is impeccable. Please deposit the agreed sum of 1 million ISK into my account - I need it to buy a new tghorax too.
MrMorph	Posted - 2005.01.03 18:33:00 - [124] I cant give you 1mill isk for your tghorax crusier space cruiser ship. But i will give you credit for the post :D ---------------------------------------------- Trishys cookies they are !
Mesophio	Posted - 2005.01.03 18:40:00 - [125] Originally by: Aeris Cloneshadow Originally by: Lonin Originally by: Mesophio Hi, my nam e is mesophio and I plauys eve alot and I cant have the fun becuase of players that kill my ship. This is expecialy often in galaxoes that have securty rating of 0.0 orr 0.4 becuawe of no concord polic e. I use these galaxies becauseI lik to mine ore that gives me dollars to buy stuf loike enshurance on myShip. I have a tghorax cruiser space cruiser ship and it mines good until I see pirats show up and blow/kill it up. And iots not ENSHURED!!!(hahaha I have ears) Thusfore I lose dollars that I spant on my cruiser space cruiser shops SHIPS. i WA NT tp help as ypu to help as me is getting poorn POOR becasue of losing of killed ship space cruiser ships adn space hauler cruiser ships taht I use to carry my minorals. So will u ship killer/blowers stop killing/blowing it so I can use it to make dollars in low secarity rating space to make dollars so I wont be poorn no more. Please help me, I am poorn and I need dollars to buy stuf ffor me in EVE(this game)........,,, bTw my anglish is note vary good 1mill isk to anyone who can translate this please. Here you are, sans emoticons: Hello, my name is Mesophio the Dense, and I enjoy playing EVE quite a bit. Unfortunately, it's not much fun anymore because players are bent on destroying my ship. To add insult to injury, they insist that I learn to spell too, and that is just abominable. These murderous fiends only seem to fire on me in low/non sec space, and I find it coincidental that CONCORD doesn't protect me there. I like to mine in low-sec space because I earn a lot of ISK that I use to insure my ship and sell on Ebay to make dollars. I used a Thorax (it mines rather well) until it got blown up. Unfrotunately, it was not insured at the time. I know that I said that earned a lot of ISK to insure my ship, but I forgot that part and expect you to as well. Now I am in a spot of trouble here: by converting my ISK to dollars, I have no more ISK. With my Thorax gone, I have no means of mining and making more ISK. I am humbly asking for your help, because I am poor. I know that I said that I made dollars by selling ISK on Ebay, but I forgot that part and expect you too as well. Will the people that are blowing up my ship please stop? I need to make more ISK so I can make more dollars, and I can only do so in low-sec space! This way, it will suplement my income and help me pay for my prescriptions. Please help me; I am a desperate miner who needs the money. BTW: my sarcasm is impeccable. Please deposit the agreed sum of 1 million ISK into my account - I need it to buy a new tghorax too. Hi, I wass alredy sayeing that thank you vary much!!! Im am not 'DENSE' i know not anglish well I doo not sale my ISK dollers on ebvay becuze who woudl wanta ISK dollar to by enshurancess. I bought new vex0r spaces cruiser space shipes for ISK dolleres bute got a 'GALLANTA SHUTTLA' insted. i gotte this out of escrowe! Is thise a bugger!!!!!!!!!!! I shell petetition it too CCP becuz I cannot fit gunes or miners on my 'GALLANTA SHUTTLA'. Tihs maeks me so mad that I could et mange hamburgere til jeg har fruktsl°yfer. canne plexz explan this komplikasjon becuz I am confursed to understood this komplikasjon and it makez me madder then a pig!!!!
Verone	Posted - 2005.01.03 18:45:00 - [126] heh... i hate to do it but i gotta break my secret weapon out for this thread: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/verone3784/lollerskates.gif Images not allowed, changed to a link - Jacques Archambault COME AND SOCIALISE WITH US NASTY SNIGG BASTARDS AT : WWW.SNIGG.CJB.NET
Mesophio	Posted - 2005.01.03 18:52:00 - [127] Originally by: Verone heh... i hate to do it but i gotta break my secret weapon out for this thread: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/verone3784/lollerskates.gif Images not allowed, changed to a link - Jacques Archambault NO I DONNOT WANNNA DYE!!!!!!!!!
MrMorph	Posted - 2005.01.03 18:56:00 - [128] Originally by: Mesophio NO I DONNOT WANNNA DYE!!!!!!!!! At du i tilegg snakker norsk, gj°r at jeg vil SPY! (Translation: "And that you in addition speak norwegian, makes me wanna puke") ---------------------------------------------- Trishys cookies they are !
Mesophio	Posted - 2005.01.03 19:02:00 - [129] Originally by: MrMorph Originally by: Mesophio NO I DONNOT WANNNA DYE!!!!!!!!! At du i tilegg snakker norsk, gj°r at jeg vil SPY! (Translation: "And that you in addition speak norwegian, makes me wanna puke") I spekas puke wha? I amno norwiegne !
MrMorph	Posted - 2005.01.03 19:12:00 - [130] Originally by: Mesophio Originally by: MrMorph Originally by: Mesophio NO I DONNOT WANNNA DYE!!!!!!!!! At du i tilegg snakker norsk, gj°r at jeg vil SPY! (Translation: "And that you in addition speak norwegian, makes me wanna puke") I spekas puke wha? I amno norwiegne ! Part of your post was written in norwegian; so why would I expect you for beeing one ? Like, norwegian aint a international language, and not many can speak/write it. ---------------------------------------------- Trishys cookies they are !
Eris Discordia	Posted - 2005.01.03 19:46:00 - [131] this is a english only forum, please write in english I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage Mail [email protected] if you have any questions.
Dase Sul	Posted - 2005.01.04 00:52:00 - [132] Can we expect some vids of the poorn ship being blown?
CommanderZod	Posted - 2005.01.04 05:17:00 - [133] u know this game is getting sad when pirates dont even allow peeps in to make potential money for them
Joshua Foiritain	Posted - 2005.01.04 07:01:00 - [134] Originally by: Mesophio And iots not ENSHURED!!!(hahaha I have ears) --------------------------- [Coreli Corporation Mainframe]
JoCool	Posted - 2005.01.04 09:02:00 - [135] Funny thread :) Originally by: Candy For some reason I thought it would be humorous to let a Text2Speech program have a field day with this. The result was quite hilarious. I then figured it would be funnier put to music, so I remixed it. Doesnt work for me it says "Html wanted dead or alive" on Opera, Firefox and IE.
Erai	Posted - 2005.01.04 20:48:00 - [136] Heheh, fun post Meso. More fool of us who took the bait with hook line and zee 'ol zinker. You will make for one scary conning scoundrel yet, I'll wager! (have fun, heheh. Oh, and for the record, I have this odd feeling that you and Bobo Beep0 are Zeepo in disguise. But if I am wrong, more fool of me too ) ------------------------------------------ My bio
Aeris Cloneshadow	Posted - 2005.01.05 07:26:00 - [137] Originally by: MrMorph I cant give you 1mill isk for your tghorax crusier space cruiser ship. But i will give you credit for the post :D
Chiana Cala	Posted - 2005.01.05 16:09:00 - [138] Originally by: Mesophio Tihs maeks me so mad that I could et mange hamburgere til jeg har fruktsl°yfer. ROFL!! That's the most amusing thing I've read in this thread! (yes, I'm Norwegian too)
Vodalus	Posted - 2005.01.05 18:20:00 - [139] I miss Skillz -------------------------------------------------------------- Originally by: Oveur EVE is primarily a PVP game
agentsmitty	Posted - 2005.01.05 18:41:00 - [140] bahaha brilliant the people who thought this guy was serious=stupid
Eris Discordia	Posted - 2005.01.05 18:44:00 - [141] Time for a lock I ♥ my pink dreadnought of pwnage Mail [email protected] if you have any questions.

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