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Pottsey Enheduanni Foundation	Posted - 2010.05.06 06:28:00 - [31] Edited by: Pottsey on 06/05/2010 06:28:11 Nonexistent Face said "I will be transformed back into a Jovian once we go back to our homeworld." You will never do that, the Enheduanni will stop the inferior low technology Jove long before they get to reclaim their homeword. They beat you last time and they will beat you again. You are a small dieing race who lost there empire and homeworld and power. I have thought many a Jove ship and you are not as powerfull as you say. ______ How to Passive Shield Tank T2
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 12:33:00 - [32] Originally by: Daisuke Aoki Originally by: Nonexistent Face Hello avid reader, I am a Jovian. I have arrived to these parts of New Eden with a group of other Jovians. I am the designated PR representative and am prepared to answer any questions that you inferior beings may have. One condition: I cannot disclose the names of the other Jovians as they are supposed to be covert. Please do not hesitate to ask any question. P.S. No, I cannot show my face, us Jovians have a face that any of you cannot even conceive of, therefore that is why you cannot see my face or any of it in my portrait to the left of this post. Hello Jovian. y so srs? Why not? Originally by: Sir Hulk How many jovian does it take to change a lightbulb ? None.
bobthevindaloovian	Posted - 2010.05.06 12:54:00 - [33] you're lack of face disturbs me
Paknac Queltel Standards and Practices	Posted - 2010.05.06 12:56:00 - [34] I am disappointed that you've chosen to be a Jovian. Have you tried... not being Jovian? - Paknac Queltel
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 13:13:00 - [35] Originally by: Paknac Queltel I am disappointed that you've chosen to be a Jovian. Have you tried... not being Jovian? Tried? That is not a valid word to the Jove. There is only 'do.' We can transform ourselves temporarily into one of your inferior beings, but quickly do we see ourselves transforming back to our normal structure as one must ask the question: "Why be inferior when you can be powerful?"
Dan O'Connor Cerberus Network Dignitas.	Posted - 2010.05.06 13:19:00 - [36] Originally by: Nonexistent Face Hello avid reader, I am a Jovian. I have arrived to these parts of New Eden with a group of other Jovians. I am the designated PR representative and am prepared to answer any questions that you inferior beings may have. One condition: I cannot disclose the names of the other Jovians as they are supposed to be covert. Please do not hesitate to ask any question. P.S. No, I cannot show my face, us Jovians have a face that any of you cannot even conceive of, therefore that is why you cannot see my face or any of it in my portrait to the left of this post. Dear Nonexistent Face, Skyflyer would like a word with you. ________________________ Apply \| Channel CBSN Lounge
Forum Mcforum	Posted - 2010.05.06 13:25:00 - [37] dear mr jovian fella! can you please arrange for someone to deal with my open petition please - its driving me insane - as i cant do much until it has been resolved - its been escalated to senior jovian's but they seem to sit around a lot!
Paknac Queltel Standards and Practices	Posted - 2010.05.06 13:42:00 - [38] Originally by: Nonexistent Face Originally by: Paknac Queltel I am disappointed that you've chosen to be a Jovian. Have you tried... not being Jovian? Tried? That is not a valid word to the Jove. There is only 'do.' We can transform ourselves temporarily into one of your inferior beings, but quickly do we see ourselves transforming back to our normal structure as one must ask the question: "Why be inferior when you can be powerful?" Are Joves are short, green and wrinkly? - Paknac Queltel
Cambarus The Compass Reloaded	Posted - 2010.05.06 13:51:00 - [39] Damn kids these days thinking hiding their face behind a shadowy hood means they don't HAVE a face... Also...INB4 "Dude, what happened to your face?" Oh and as for the comment OP made about the jove being superior: Jove have superior technology, but IIRC all the meddling they've done to their genepool is killing them off or something like that, so I'd guess given the chance to hop into an amarrion body they'd jump at it and never leave :P
Captain Mastiff	Posted - 2010.05.06 14:00:00 - [40] Dude your face?
Marquis Zenas I.X Research	Posted - 2010.05.06 14:24:00 - [41] Edited by: Marquis Zenas on 06/05/2010 14:25:03 Hmmm, you don't look Jovian. This is jovian: A Jovian wouldn't hide its face Oh, and this looks fun -------------------------- Sigless
Guilty Man Minmatar Guilty People	Posted - 2010.05.06 14:33:00 - [42] are you bon jovian?
Natalia Tunia	Posted - 2010.05.06 16:16:00 - [43]
Marquis Zenas I.X Research	Posted - 2010.05.06 16:17:00 - [44] Originally by: Natalia Tunia Where's Chaos Incarnate when you need him -------------------------- Sigless
Pottsey Enheduanni Foundation	Posted - 2010.05.06 16:18:00 - [45] Nonexistent Face said "Why be inferior when you can be powerful?" That's a funny thing to say from a weak race. You do realise don't you that Jove are nowhere near the top of the food chain in power or technology. The last encounter I had with a Jove was a walk in the park. The Jove are clearly inferior for a lot of reasons. ______ How to Passive Shield Tank T2
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 16:30:00 - [46] Originally by: Forum Mcforum dear mr jovian fella! can you please arrange for someone to deal with my open petition please - its driving me insane - as i cant do much until it has been resolved - its been escalated to senior jovian's but they seem to sit around a lot! No. Originally by: Paknac Queltel Originally by: Nonexistent Face Originally by: Paknac Queltel I am disappointed that you've chosen to be a Jovian. Have you tried... not being Jovian? Tried? That is not a valid word to the Jove. There is only 'do.' We can transform ourselves temporarily into one of your inferior beings, but quickly do we see ourselves transforming back to our normal structure as one must ask the question: "Why be inferior when you can be powerful?" Are Joves are short, green and wrinkly? No. Originally by: Captain Mastiff Dude your face? You cannot see it. Originally by: Marquis Zenas Edited by: Marquis Zenas on 06/05/2010 14:25:03 Hmmm, you don't look Jovian. This is jovian: A Jovian wouldn't hide its face Oh, and this looks fun Incorrect. Refer to post #28. Originally by: Guilty Man are you bon jovian? No. Originally by: Pottsey Nonexistent Face said "Why be inferior when you can be powerful?" That's a funny thing to say from a weak race. You do realise don't you that Jove are nowhere near the top of the food chain in power or technology. The last encounter I had with a Jove was a walk in the park. The Jove are clearly inferior for a lot of reasons. Incorrect. Refer to post #28.
Pottsey Enheduanni Foundation	Posted - 2010.05.06 16:50:00 - [47] nexistent Face said " Almost all information you know about the Jovians are false and most likely propaganda. That picture of our supposed battleship? That's fake." Incorrect. I have firsthand experience of the Jove having both been in there space and been in fights against there ships and I know of more powerful race's. I know how bad the Jove did in the Ammar war. I know how the Jove got forced into blowing up all those Jove star gates. I know how the Jove lost their home world with countless dead. I know how tiny the Jove are and how badly they are doing in their war against a superior race. I am well known for my knowledge on Jove including info all the different Jove blood lines and factions. The Jove are really a varied bunch much like the Gallante in that there are lots of very different groups. Some Jove just like to use the words propaganda and false information as they are in denial at their inferior genetics, inferior technology and lost power. The Jove 3rd Empire is tiny and pales compared to its past. ______ How to Passive Shield Tank T2
Zeredek Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2010.05.06 17:56:00 - [48] Are you a static or a modifier? Originally by: CCP Chronotis whiners
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 18:13:00 - [49] Originally by: Pottsey Edited by: Pottsey on 06/05/2010 17:03:20 nexistent Face said " Almost all information you know about the Jovians are false and most likely propaganda. That picture of our supposed battleship? That's fake." Incorrect. I have firsthand experience of the Jove having both been in there space and been in fights against there ships and I know of more powerful race's. I know how bad the Jove did in the Ammar war. I know how the Jove got forced into blowing up all those Jove star gates. I know how the Jove lost their home world with countless dead. I know how tiny the Jove are and how badly they are doing in their war against a superior race. I am well known for my knowledge on Jove including info all the different Jove blood lines and factions. The Jove are really a varied bunch much like the Gallante in that there are lots of very different groups. Some Jove just like to use the words propaganda and false information as they are in denial at their inferior genetics, inferior technology and lost power. The Jove 3rd Empire is tiny and pales compared to its past. Very clearly you are not from the Jove Puritan bloodline/group. So which group do you belong to? You don't seem to be from the Unsullied group or the Stasis group. Perhaps the Existentialists or Modifiers?. You will be assassinated. (in-game)
Drake Konstantin	Posted - 2010.05.06 18:32:00 - [50] whats wrong with your faaaaace
Noveron Caldari Aitnaru	Posted - 2010.05.06 18:50:00 - [51] Are you going to invade Empire solarsystems? Will you bring a whole new plot that make us the pod pilots finally interact with the EVE story instead of just reading it in the web page? Will you die if we shoot you leaving some nice special named jovian modules? Will you help lone wanderers against the evil Sleepers? ---
Pottsey Enheduanni Foundation	Posted - 2010.05.06 19:18:00 - [52] Nonexistent Face said " You will be assassinated." Like I said before many a Jove tried to kill me and they all failed. I have a nice stock of Jove body parts and ship wreckage in my hanger which I have showed to many people before. Even if the Jove somehow managed to assassinate me it doesn't change the fact their are race's out there more powerful and more technology advanced over the Jove. ______ How to Passive Shield Tank T2
Lightningshade Caldari The Athiest Syndicate Advocated Destruction	Posted - 2010.05.06 19:31:00 - [53] Any chance you could take your Jovian self to the fgt RP section?
Zulf BesGUowy	Posted - 2010.05.06 21:40:00 - [54] Originally by: Nonexistent Face Originally by: Nikita Alterana the show info on you says your Amarr, how do these delusions of grandeur make you feel? Do they give you a funny feeling in your pants? Being an Amarrian was my cover until I became the PR representative. I will be transformed back into a Jovian once we go back to our homeworld.
Arvano	Posted - 2010.05.06 21:53:00 - [55] Inferior beings? This, coming from the people who have made themselves so depressed with mass neurological experiments that they kill themselves en masse? And grow themselves in test tubes because their reproductive instincts have been neurologically removed? Come on, you're like a community of strange inbred village people that nobody wants to go near.
Taedrin Gallente Xovoni Directorate	Posted - 2010.05.06 23:03:00 - [56] Originally by: Pottsey Nonexistent Face said " You will be assassinated." Like I said before many a Jove tried to kill me and they all failed. I have a nice stock of Jove body parts and ship wreckage in my hanger which I have showed to many people before. Even if the Jove somehow managed to assassinate me it doesn't change the fact their are race's out there more powerful and more technology advanced over the Jove. Jovians: Restricted to use of jump drives and star gates for interstellar travel. Enheduanni: "non-linear teleportation", whatever that crap means. Long story short, they don't need star gates, cynos or jump drives to go places. Jovians: Somehow screw up their own genes to make themselves infertile. Enheduanni: Able to create a a 100% synthetic life form, give it synthetic memories and a synthetic identity, insert it into just about any position of power (or lack thereof) such that it will perform a specific task at a specific time - all without knowing its own true purpose. Jovians: Failed to avoid being used by the Enheduanni in the Amarr-Jovian war, which caused them to blow up their own stargates so that they can't be used by the Enheduanni again (since they are now trapped in their own space). Enheduanni: The only faction that is even AWARE of their existence are the Jovians, and they are scared like a bunch of pansies about them. Jovians: Locate and capture spies for medium sized rocks Enheduanni: Orchestrate wars and manipulate all 4 empires to do their bidding in an insidious plot to take over the universe without anyone opposing them (and even outright willingly allowing them to). Yeah, I think the Enheduanni have the Jovians outclassed. Even if Pottsey's quoting style drives me insane. ---------- Originally by: Dr Fighter "how do you know when youve had a repro accident" Theres modules missing and morphite in your mineral pile.
Gertrud ToD Terrorists of Dimensions Electric Monkey Overlords	Posted - 2010.05.07 13:24:00 - [57] this could have been fun, if OP would have known at least some basic eve background :(
Seifer Al'Masy Eve University	Posted - 2010.05.07 13:34:00 - [58] Jovian or not Jovian... i can still hit you with my missile'z _____ "Take everything you can, give nothing back."
K'uata Sayus	Posted - 2010.05.07 14:17:00 - [59] When the number of pubescent punk players (ppp) divided by the number of sewious internet spaceships players (sis) reaches one, (as opposed to 5:1 as it is now) will the Jovians fess up and maybe share just a leetle bit of their technology? ppp/sis = 1 then cool WTFPWN ships? Just asking..... EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
Giacomo Hawkins Amarr	Posted - 2010.05.07 14:20:00 - [60] The EVE Universe is dying. People may disagree, but I see it, looking over a space that includes nothing but the dregs of pirates and nothing besides but incredibly thin skinned carebears, agitated randomly by the actions of greifers, so the players leave, slowly, asymptotically, to the absolute zero. How can entropy be reversed?

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