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Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:10:00 - [1] Hello avid reader, I am a Jovian. I have arrived to these parts of New Eden with a group of other Jovians. I am the designated PR representative and am prepared to answer any questions that you inferior beings may have. One condition: I cannot disclose the names of the other Jovians as they are supposed to be covert. Please do not hesitate to ask any question. P.S. No, I cannot show my face, us Jovians have a face that any of you cannot even conceive of, therefore that is why you cannot see my face or any of it in my portrait to the left of this post.
Nikita Alterana Gallente The Inevitable Corp	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:14:00 - [2] the show info on you says your Amarr, how do these delusions of grandeur make you feel? Do they give you a funny feeling in your pants?
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:15:00 - [3] Originally by: Nikita Alterana the show info on you says your Amarr, how do these delusions of grandeur make you feel? Do they give you a funny feeling in your pants? Being an Amarrian was my cover until I became the PR representative. I will be transformed back into a Jovian once we go back to our homeworld.
Nikita Alterana Gallente The Inevitable Corp	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:24:00 - [4] Originally by: Nonexistent Face Originally by: Nikita Alterana the show info on you says your Amarr, how do these delusions of grandeur make you feel? Do they give you a funny feeling in your pants? Being an Amarrian was my cover until I became the PR representative. I will be transformed back into a Jovian once we go back to our homeworld. So thats yes then?
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:27:00 - [5] Originally by: Nikita Alterana Originally by: Nonexistent Face Originally by: Nikita Alterana the show info on you says your Amarr, how do these delusions of grandeur make you feel? Do they give you a funny feeling in your pants? Being an Amarrian was my cover until I became the PR representative. I will be transformed back into a Jovian once we go back to our homeworld. So thats yes then? There is as yet insufficient data for a meaningful answer. What do you mean to a 'funny feeling?' Remember, us Jovians do not possess any emotion as it is an inferior process that you human beings have.
Ghoest	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:28:00 - [6] Amarrians smell bad and you really stink. Wherever you went - Here you are.
Capt Fossil Gallente	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:29:00 - [7] Are Jovians Ninja looters who hate high sec dwellers that make enough isk to like buy their little sisters????? Oh OK....I ***ot, most of you forum HO's don't like GIRLS! Prison Sex Online is coming soon...you'll be happy.
Psychotic Maniac Caldari Head Shrinkers	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:32:00 - [8] Content? you're missing some. "One death is a tragedy. One million deaths is a statistic."
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:33:00 - [9] Originally by: Capt Fossil Are Jovians Ninja looters who hate high sec dwellers that make enough isk to like buy their little sisters????? Oh OK....I ***ot, most of you forum HO's don't like GIRLS! Prison Sex Online is coming soon...you'll be happy. No, we are not 'ninja looters' who hate 'high sec dwellers.' Yours is a fascinating tribe. Please tell me more about these ninja looters and high sec dwellers.
Wu Jiaqiu Minmatar Frenemy and Foerend Co.	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:40:00 - [10] Why the glass-like skin?
Toon Holding	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:44:00 - [11] Can I haz ur Jovian mothership :)
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:46:00 - [12] Originally by: Wu Jiaqiu Why the glass-like skin? What glass-like skin? Originally by: Toon Holding Can I haz ur Jovian mothership :) No.
Nito Musashi	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:55:00 - [13] what is the jovian take on the tensions between the major factions, and would the jovians step in possibly if things got out of hand? and can i has a jovian battleship?
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 03:57:00 - [14] Originally by: Nito Musashi what is the jovian take on the tensions between the major factions, and would the jovians step in possibly if things got out of hand? and can i has a jovian battleship? A unnecessary conflict, no, no.
Darth A30NZ Amarr Altus Provisio	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:05:00 - [15] This has been bugging me for a long time, I'm so glad I can ask a jove because I fear you may be the only one who knows. How do I shot web? Can I haz stuff? and.... cool story bro
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:08:00 - [16] Originally by: Darth A30NZ This has been bugging me for a long time, I'm so glad I can ask a jove because I fear you may be the only one who knows. How do I shot web? Can I haz stuff? and.... cool story bro You must flex your wrist and make sure your hand is pulled backwards tightly. No, you may not have stuff.
kano donn	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:12:00 - [17] are there WHs that lead to jove space?
Nito Musashi	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:13:00 - [18] how about a pic of a jove battleship to show my grandkids? they would think that is the next best keen thing besides their granddad blowing up amarr slaver s****with a jovian battleship,
Tibalt Avalon Suck my Titan	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:14:00 - [19] how to jovians reproduce? Hardstyle Ambassador
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:14:00 - [20] Edited by: Nonexistent Face on 06/05/2010 04:16:00 Originally by: kano donn are there WHs that lead to jove space? Yes, but we have thousands of patrols ready to collapse any WH that leads to Jove space. Originally by: Nito Musashi how about a pic of a jove battleship to show my grandkids? they would think that is the next best keen thing besides their granddad blowing up amarr slaver s**with a jovian battleship, No. Originally by:** Tibalt Avalon how to jovians reproduce? We can reproduce via human interaction (fluid transfers, much like you do), but for best results, we initially grow in a laboratory.
Missile Slinger	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:14:00 - [21] Can u teach me the ways of the great Jovian :()
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:20:00 - [22] Originally by: Missile Slinger Can u teach me the ways of the great Jovian :() No.
Tibalt Avalon Suck my Titan	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:20:00 - [23] Originally by: Nito Musashi how about a pic of a jove battleship to show my grandkids? they would think that is the next best keen thing besides their granddad blowing up amarr slaver s****with a jovian battleship, Eidolon - Jove Battleship Hardstyle Ambassador
Missile Slinger	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:26:00 - [24] Originally by: Nonexistent Face Originally by: Missile Slinger Can u teach me the ways of the great Jovian :() No. Does "no" in Jovian mean "yes"?
Tibalt Avalon Suck my Titan	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:28:00 - [25] Originally by: Missile Slinger Originally by: Nonexistent Face Originally by: Missile Slinger Can u teach me the ways of the great Jovian :() No. Does "no" in Jovian mean "yes"? Do Jovians like Cake? Hardstyle Ambassador
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:30:00 - [26] Originally by: Missile Slinger Originally by: Nonexistent Face Originally by: Missile Slinger Can u teach me the ways of the great Jovian :() No. Does "no" in Jovian mean "yes"? No. Originally by: Tibalt Avalon Originally by: Missile Slinger Originally by: Nonexistent Face Originally by: Missile Slinger Can u teach me the ways of the great Jovian :() No. Does "no" in Jovian mean "yes"? Do Jovians like Cake? No, it is unhealthy.
Zaknussem Intrum Industria	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:33:00 - [27] Judging by your replies, you look more like you belong to the Novians, as all your answers usually end up as being "No". That said, you're not a Jovian, nor are you their representative. AFAIK, there's only one Jovian character left in Eve, and you're not him. Otherwise you'd know the name of the Jovian character I'm talking about. ;)
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 04:36:00 - [28] Originally by: Zaknussem Judging by your replies, you look more like you belong to the Novians, as all your answers usually end up as being "No". That said, you're not a Jovian, nor are you their representative. AFAIK, there's only one Jovian character left in Eve, and you're not him. Otherwise you'd know the name of the Jovian character I'm talking about. ;) Incorrect. I am the only known living* Jovian in the eyes of the inferior beings of New Eden. Almost all information you know about the Jovians are false and most likely propaganda. That picture of our supposed battleship? That's fake. * Part of our mission here was to kill off the other Jovians in New Eden, this was done before this thread was created.
Daisuke Aoki Gallente Independent Coalition Primary.	Posted - 2010.05.06 05:35:00 - [29] Originally by: Nonexistent Face Hello avid reader, I am a Jovian. I have arrived to these parts of New Eden with a group of other Jovians. I am the designated PR representative and am prepared to answer any questions that you inferior beings may have. One condition: I cannot disclose the names of the other Jovians as they are supposed to be covert. Please do not hesitate to ask any question. P.S. No, I cannot show my face, us Jovians have a face that any of you cannot even conceive of, therefore that is why you cannot see my face or any of it in my portrait to the left of this post. Hello Jovian. y so srs?
Sir Hulk Amarrian Retribution	Posted - 2010.05.06 06:04:00 - [30] How many jovian does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Pottsey Enheduanni Foundation	Posted - 2010.05.06 06:28:00 - [31] Edited by: Pottsey on 06/05/2010 06:28:11 Nonexistent Face said "I will be transformed back into a Jovian once we go back to our homeworld." You will never do that, the Enheduanni will stop the inferior low technology Jove long before they get to reclaim their homeword. They beat you last time and they will beat you again. You are a small dieing race who lost there empire and homeworld and power. I have thought many a Jove ship and you are not as powerfull as you say. ______ How to Passive Shield Tank T2
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 12:33:00 - [32] Originally by: Daisuke Aoki Originally by: Nonexistent Face Hello avid reader, I am a Jovian. I have arrived to these parts of New Eden with a group of other Jovians. I am the designated PR representative and am prepared to answer any questions that you inferior beings may have. One condition: I cannot disclose the names of the other Jovians as they are supposed to be covert. Please do not hesitate to ask any question. P.S. No, I cannot show my face, us Jovians have a face that any of you cannot even conceive of, therefore that is why you cannot see my face or any of it in my portrait to the left of this post. Hello Jovian. y so srs? Why not? Originally by: Sir Hulk How many jovian does it take to change a lightbulb ? None.
bobthevindaloovian	Posted - 2010.05.06 12:54:00 - [33] you're lack of face disturbs me
Paknac Queltel Standards and Practices	Posted - 2010.05.06 12:56:00 - [34] I am disappointed that you've chosen to be a Jovian. Have you tried... not being Jovian? - Paknac Queltel
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 13:13:00 - [35] Originally by: Paknac Queltel I am disappointed that you've chosen to be a Jovian. Have you tried... not being Jovian? Tried? That is not a valid word to the Jove. There is only 'do.' We can transform ourselves temporarily into one of your inferior beings, but quickly do we see ourselves transforming back to our normal structure as one must ask the question: "Why be inferior when you can be powerful?"
Dan O'Connor Cerberus Network Dignitas.	Posted - 2010.05.06 13:19:00 - [36] Originally by: Nonexistent Face Hello avid reader, I am a Jovian. I have arrived to these parts of New Eden with a group of other Jovians. I am the designated PR representative and am prepared to answer any questions that you inferior beings may have. One condition: I cannot disclose the names of the other Jovians as they are supposed to be covert. Please do not hesitate to ask any question. P.S. No, I cannot show my face, us Jovians have a face that any of you cannot even conceive of, therefore that is why you cannot see my face or any of it in my portrait to the left of this post. Dear Nonexistent Face, Skyflyer would like a word with you. ________________________ Apply \| Channel CBSN Lounge
Forum Mcforum	Posted - 2010.05.06 13:25:00 - [37] dear mr jovian fella! can you please arrange for someone to deal with my open petition please - its driving me insane - as i cant do much until it has been resolved - its been escalated to senior jovian's but they seem to sit around a lot!
Paknac Queltel Standards and Practices	Posted - 2010.05.06 13:42:00 - [38] Originally by: Nonexistent Face Originally by: Paknac Queltel I am disappointed that you've chosen to be a Jovian. Have you tried... not being Jovian? Tried? That is not a valid word to the Jove. There is only 'do.' We can transform ourselves temporarily into one of your inferior beings, but quickly do we see ourselves transforming back to our normal structure as one must ask the question: "Why be inferior when you can be powerful?" Are Joves are short, green and wrinkly? - Paknac Queltel
Cambarus The Compass Reloaded	Posted - 2010.05.06 13:51:00 - [39] Damn kids these days thinking hiding their face behind a shadowy hood means they don't HAVE a face... Also...INB4 "Dude, what happened to your face?" Oh and as for the comment OP made about the jove being superior: Jove have superior technology, but IIRC all the meddling they've done to their genepool is killing them off or something like that, so I'd guess given the chance to hop into an amarrion body they'd jump at it and never leave :P
Captain Mastiff	Posted - 2010.05.06 14:00:00 - [40] Dude your face?
Marquis Zenas I.X Research	Posted - 2010.05.06 14:24:00 - [41] Edited by: Marquis Zenas on 06/05/2010 14:25:03 Hmmm, you don't look Jovian. This is jovian: A Jovian wouldn't hide its face Oh, and this looks fun -------------------------- Sigless
Guilty Man Minmatar Guilty People	Posted - 2010.05.06 14:33:00 - [42] are you bon jovian?
Natalia Tunia	Posted - 2010.05.06 16:16:00 - [43]
Marquis Zenas I.X Research	Posted - 2010.05.06 16:17:00 - [44] Originally by: Natalia Tunia Where's Chaos Incarnate when you need him -------------------------- Sigless
Pottsey Enheduanni Foundation	Posted - 2010.05.06 16:18:00 - [45] Nonexistent Face said "Why be inferior when you can be powerful?" That's a funny thing to say from a weak race. You do realise don't you that Jove are nowhere near the top of the food chain in power or technology. The last encounter I had with a Jove was a walk in the park. The Jove are clearly inferior for a lot of reasons. ______ How to Passive Shield Tank T2
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 16:30:00 - [46] Originally by: Forum Mcforum dear mr jovian fella! can you please arrange for someone to deal with my open petition please - its driving me insane - as i cant do much until it has been resolved - its been escalated to senior jovian's but they seem to sit around a lot! No. Originally by: Paknac Queltel Originally by: Nonexistent Face Originally by: Paknac Queltel I am disappointed that you've chosen to be a Jovian. Have you tried... not being Jovian? Tried? That is not a valid word to the Jove. There is only 'do.' We can transform ourselves temporarily into one of your inferior beings, but quickly do we see ourselves transforming back to our normal structure as one must ask the question: "Why be inferior when you can be powerful?" Are Joves are short, green and wrinkly? No. Originally by: Captain Mastiff Dude your face? You cannot see it. Originally by: Marquis Zenas Edited by: Marquis Zenas on 06/05/2010 14:25:03 Hmmm, you don't look Jovian. This is jovian: A Jovian wouldn't hide its face Oh, and this looks fun Incorrect. Refer to post #28. Originally by: Guilty Man are you bon jovian? No. Originally by: Pottsey Nonexistent Face said "Why be inferior when you can be powerful?" That's a funny thing to say from a weak race. You do realise don't you that Jove are nowhere near the top of the food chain in power or technology. The last encounter I had with a Jove was a walk in the park. The Jove are clearly inferior for a lot of reasons. Incorrect. Refer to post #28.
Pottsey Enheduanni Foundation	Posted - 2010.05.06 16:50:00 - [47] nexistent Face said " Almost all information you know about the Jovians are false and most likely propaganda. That picture of our supposed battleship? That's fake." Incorrect. I have firsthand experience of the Jove having both been in there space and been in fights against there ships and I know of more powerful race's. I know how bad the Jove did in the Ammar war. I know how the Jove got forced into blowing up all those Jove star gates. I know how the Jove lost their home world with countless dead. I know how tiny the Jove are and how badly they are doing in their war against a superior race. I am well known for my knowledge on Jove including info all the different Jove blood lines and factions. The Jove are really a varied bunch much like the Gallante in that there are lots of very different groups. Some Jove just like to use the words propaganda and false information as they are in denial at their inferior genetics, inferior technology and lost power. The Jove 3rd Empire is tiny and pales compared to its past. ______ How to Passive Shield Tank T2
Zeredek Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2010.05.06 17:56:00 - [48] Are you a static or a modifier? Originally by: CCP Chronotis whiners
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.06 18:13:00 - [49] Originally by: Pottsey Edited by: Pottsey on 06/05/2010 17:03:20 nexistent Face said " Almost all information you know about the Jovians are false and most likely propaganda. That picture of our supposed battleship? That's fake." Incorrect. I have firsthand experience of the Jove having both been in there space and been in fights against there ships and I know of more powerful race's. I know how bad the Jove did in the Ammar war. I know how the Jove got forced into blowing up all those Jove star gates. I know how the Jove lost their home world with countless dead. I know how tiny the Jove are and how badly they are doing in their war against a superior race. I am well known for my knowledge on Jove including info all the different Jove blood lines and factions. The Jove are really a varied bunch much like the Gallante in that there are lots of very different groups. Some Jove just like to use the words propaganda and false information as they are in denial at their inferior genetics, inferior technology and lost power. The Jove 3rd Empire is tiny and pales compared to its past. Very clearly you are not from the Jove Puritan bloodline/group. So which group do you belong to? You don't seem to be from the Unsullied group or the Stasis group. Perhaps the Existentialists or Modifiers?. You will be assassinated. (in-game)
Drake Konstantin	Posted - 2010.05.06 18:32:00 - [50] whats wrong with your faaaaace
Noveron Caldari Aitnaru	Posted - 2010.05.06 18:50:00 - [51] Are you going to invade Empire solarsystems? Will you bring a whole new plot that make us the pod pilots finally interact with the EVE story instead of just reading it in the web page? Will you die if we shoot you leaving some nice special named jovian modules? Will you help lone wanderers against the evil Sleepers? ---
Pottsey Enheduanni Foundation	Posted - 2010.05.06 19:18:00 - [52] Nonexistent Face said " You will be assassinated." Like I said before many a Jove tried to kill me and they all failed. I have a nice stock of Jove body parts and ship wreckage in my hanger which I have showed to many people before. Even if the Jove somehow managed to assassinate me it doesn't change the fact their are race's out there more powerful and more technology advanced over the Jove. ______ How to Passive Shield Tank T2
Lightningshade Caldari The Athiest Syndicate Advocated Destruction	Posted - 2010.05.06 19:31:00 - [53] Any chance you could take your Jovian self to the fgt RP section?
Zulf BesGUowy	Posted - 2010.05.06 21:40:00 - [54] Originally by: Nonexistent Face Originally by: Nikita Alterana the show info on you says your Amarr, how do these delusions of grandeur make you feel? Do they give you a funny feeling in your pants? Being an Amarrian was my cover until I became the PR representative. I will be transformed back into a Jovian once we go back to our homeworld.
Arvano	Posted - 2010.05.06 21:53:00 - [55] Inferior beings? This, coming from the people who have made themselves so depressed with mass neurological experiments that they kill themselves en masse? And grow themselves in test tubes because their reproductive instincts have been neurologically removed? Come on, you're like a community of strange inbred village people that nobody wants to go near.
Taedrin Gallente Xovoni Directorate	Posted - 2010.05.06 23:03:00 - [56] Originally by: Pottsey Nonexistent Face said " You will be assassinated." Like I said before many a Jove tried to kill me and they all failed. I have a nice stock of Jove body parts and ship wreckage in my hanger which I have showed to many people before. Even if the Jove somehow managed to assassinate me it doesn't change the fact their are race's out there more powerful and more technology advanced over the Jove. Jovians: Restricted to use of jump drives and star gates for interstellar travel. Enheduanni: "non-linear teleportation", whatever that crap means. Long story short, they don't need star gates, cynos or jump drives to go places. Jovians: Somehow screw up their own genes to make themselves infertile. Enheduanni: Able to create a a 100% synthetic life form, give it synthetic memories and a synthetic identity, insert it into just about any position of power (or lack thereof) such that it will perform a specific task at a specific time - all without knowing its own true purpose. Jovians: Failed to avoid being used by the Enheduanni in the Amarr-Jovian war, which caused them to blow up their own stargates so that they can't be used by the Enheduanni again (since they are now trapped in their own space). Enheduanni: The only faction that is even AWARE of their existence are the Jovians, and they are scared like a bunch of pansies about them. Jovians: Locate and capture spies for medium sized rocks Enheduanni: Orchestrate wars and manipulate all 4 empires to do their bidding in an insidious plot to take over the universe without anyone opposing them (and even outright willingly allowing them to). Yeah, I think the Enheduanni have the Jovians outclassed. Even if Pottsey's quoting style drives me insane. ---------- Originally by: Dr Fighter "how do you know when youve had a repro accident" Theres modules missing and morphite in your mineral pile.
Gertrud ToD Terrorists of Dimensions Electric Monkey Overlords	Posted - 2010.05.07 13:24:00 - [57] this could have been fun, if OP would have known at least some basic eve background :(
Seifer Al'Masy Eve University	Posted - 2010.05.07 13:34:00 - [58] Jovian or not Jovian... i can still hit you with my missile'z _____ "Take everything you can, give nothing back."
K'uata Sayus	Posted - 2010.05.07 14:17:00 - [59] When the number of pubescent punk players (ppp) divided by the number of sewious internet spaceships players (sis) reaches one, (as opposed to 5:1 as it is now) will the Jovians fess up and maybe share just a leetle bit of their technology? ppp/sis = 1 then cool WTFPWN ships? Just asking..... EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
Giacomo Hawkins Amarr	Posted - 2010.05.07 14:20:00 - [60] The EVE Universe is dying. People may disagree, but I see it, looking over a space that includes nothing but the dregs of pirates and nothing besides but incredibly thin skinned carebears, agitated randomly by the actions of greifers, so the players leave, slowly, asymptotically, to the absolute zero. How can entropy be reversed?
Retiska Gallente Secte Rouge	Posted - 2010.05.07 14:23:00 - [61] Do you have a cookie vending mackinaw in your shipz? XX Mining Drone Says: Bleep Bleep XX
Imiarr Timshae Caldari Funny Men In Funny Hats	Posted - 2010.05.07 14:39:00 - [62] Originally by: Nonexistent Face P.S. No, I cannot show my face, us Jovians have a face that any of you cannot even conceive of, therefore that is why you cannot see my face or any of it in my portrait to the left of this post. I've seen TomB's face. /thread ----- Originally by: GM Horse Remember kids, both meth and macro use are Really Quite Bad Things.
sister jade	Posted - 2010.05.07 14:39:00 - [63] i for one will welcome our new jovian overlords with a book of words that mean nothing in another 2000 years.. that aside- i heard jovians have no genitals- c/d? <3 Sister. I once had a handle on life.. then the handle broke
Vaeliel Gallente Slander Acquisitions	Posted - 2010.05.07 14:45:00 - [64] This thread delivers PRECISELY what it promises: Nothing of consequence.
Bryan Walsh The Lost Legion	Posted - 2010.05.07 14:45:00 - [65] Whose the last Jovian in the game? A GM character?
Elldranga	Posted - 2010.05.07 15:03:00 - [66] Originally by: Nonexistent Face Hello avid reader, I am a Jovian. I have arrived to these parts of New Eden with a group of other Jovians. I am the designated PR representative and am prepared to answer any questions that you inferior beings may have. One condition: I cannot disclose the names of the other Jovians as they are supposed to be covert. Please do not hesitate to ask any question. P.S. No, I cannot show my face, us Jovians have a face that any of you cannot even conceive of, therefore that is why you cannot see my face or any of it in my portrait to the left of this post. Grammar police! "we Jovians" rather than "us Jovians". I'm not so sure that your Jovian... I'm pretty sure that they have higher intelligence than I do and wouldn't need grammar police services.
Napro Caldari Buccaneers of New Eden death from above..	Posted - 2010.05.07 15:07:00 - [67] Edited by: Napro on 07/05/2010 15:07:07 Mr. Jovian when will the server be back up? edit: This thread is now about the server fallover and must be locked
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.07 15:19:00 - [68] Edited by: Nonexistent Face on 07/05/2010 15:18:39 Originally by: Gertrud ToD this could have been fun, if OP would have known at least some basic eve background :( Meh, I still think Jovians are superior based on the fact that their Eidolon (sp?) BS can't even be scratched by any battleships we have access to right now.
Novargen	Posted - 2010.05.07 15:23:00 - [69] You live in this house OP.
May Ke	Posted - 2010.05.07 16:12:00 - [70] Originally by: Elldranga Grammar police! "we Jovians" rather than "us Jovians". I'm not so sure that your Jovian... I'm pretty sure that they have higher intelligence than I do and wouldn't need grammar police services. Erm... Grammar Police... "you're Jovian" rather than "your Jovian" To Mr. Nonexistent Face: If the question is right, will you give us an answer?
Hesperius Parsec Flux	Posted - 2010.05.07 16:30:00 - [71] Originally by: Nonexistent Face I am a Jovian. Prove yourself not to be an imposer: What is NIGHT?
Khalik Artonid	Posted - 2010.05.07 17:06:00 - [72] Can I have a cookie?
Tau Dades Caldari Electrostatik	Posted - 2010.05.07 17:26:00 - [73] Originally by: Nonexistent Face Please do not hesitate to ask any question. WTF is Protus?
Da'iel Zehn Bloodnaut Wayfarer Stellar Initiative	Posted - 2010.05.07 17:45:00 - [74] your FAAAAAACE!!!! -- DZ's website Got a problem? Talk to my gun.
MrBinary Minmatar Binary Systems	Posted - 2010.05.07 18:20:00 - [75] OP...Was amusing for a time. Some corrections. You're not Jove. I've had dealings with Jove. 6 contacts. They are indeed "in game". You're just a simple Amarr slaver dog looking for attention. "[ 2004.05.20 20:11:42 ] Hodal Xibur > Die MrBinary"
Real Poison Minmatar Stormlord Battleforce Vanguard.	Posted - 2010.05.07 18:32:00 - [76] here's my question: "how can entropy be reversed?"
Pottsey Enheduanni Foundation	Posted - 2010.05.07 22:14:00 - [77] Nonexistent Face said "Meh, I still think Jovians are superior based on the fact that their Eidolon (sp?) BS can't even be scratched by any battleships we have access to right now." Your joking right? Sure if it was a 1v1 battle with a Jove BS I would bet on a Jove ship wining. But 2 or 3 of our ships would easily beat a Jove battleship perhaps evens 1v1 sometimes depending on pilot skill. Jove ships can be very much scratched by our ships. Just read the battles with the Jove in the story or take a look at the Jove ships in game you can fight. What makes you think Jove ships cannot be scratched by ours? I suggest you go hunt down some Jove ships then come back and say that. You might be surprised at how easy they are to beat. Even if you count Jove ships as superior then our ships. It doesn't mean they have the most superior ships. I mean look at the Yan Jung they had Titans over 10,000 years ago if I recall correctly and I still believe they are alive out there. Although I have no real evidence of that. ______ How to Passive Shield Tank T2
Nonexistent Face	Posted - 2010.05.07 22:31:00 - [78] Originally by: Pottsey Nonexistent Face said "Meh, I still think Jovians are superior based on the fact that their Eidolon (sp?) BS can't even be scratched by any battleships we have access to right now." Your joking right? Sure if it was a 1v1 battle with a Jove BS I would bet on a Jove ship wining. But 2 or 3 of our ships would easily beat a Jove battleship perhaps evens 1v1 sometimes depending on pilot skill. Jove ships can be very much scratched by our ships. Just read the battles with the Jove in the story or take a look at the Jove ships in game you can fight. What makes you think Jove ships cannot be scratched by ours? I suggest you go hunt down some Jove ships then come back and say that. You might be surprised at how easy they are to beat. Even if you count Jove ships as superior then our ships. It doesn't mean they have the most superior ships. I mean look at the Yan Jung they had Titans over 10,000 years ago if I recall correctly and I still believe they are alive out there. Although I have no real evidence of that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u31rHZUwGaM not going to make it a clicky because i know you care enough to copy/paste it yourself
Tau Dades Caldari Electrostatik	Posted - 2010.05.08 04:55:00 - [79] SCAMMER! you didnt answer my question
Pottsey Enheduanni Foundation	Posted - 2010.05.08 07:02:00 - [80] That to me looks like the videos from the stress test a while back on the test server where the devs ran around in cheated ships to, well stress the server and 100's of people tried to kill them. Some devs messing around on the test server with cheated modules do not count. They can make and indeed have made most ships invincible. The GM/Dev cheat modules are pretty powerful. The Jove ships in the storyline are nowhere near that powerful. The Jove ships in game on the live server are nowhere near that powerful. The devs have done the same thing to many other none Jove ships. Read the storyline and look at real Jove ships in game. Read the famous battle with the Jove and Amaar when the Jove won but took heavy losses. In fact I have some of the dev Jove ships on my fitting screen. I can show you if you content me in game. They are full of GM cheated modules. Much harder to kill then the real Jove. ______ How to Passive Shield Tank T2
GuyFawkez	Posted - 2010.05.22 21:27:00 - [81] Edited by: GuyFawkez on 22/05/2010 21:28:35
Musical Fist Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance	Posted - 2010.05.23 00:00:00 - [82] Why hasnt a blue stickied this epic thread of which I only came across now :O
Serpent Kamri	Posted - 2010.05.23 21:09:00 - [83] I came expecting a well planned roleplay and left with a serious disappointment, the idea is great, but the execution is beyond pathetic. Quote: us Jovians have a face that any of you cannot even conceive of, therefore that is why you cannot see my face or any of it in my portrait to the left of this post Even though the Jove have gone through remarkable genetic alteration they are still humans like everyone else. The Jove have a pale and semi-transparent skin and they are of short to average height. Please feel free to check out 'The Jovian Wet Grave' article in the backstory section. Quote: Remember, us Jovians do not possess any emotion as it is an inferior process that you human beings have The Jove have removed much of their emotions, that is true, but it would be wrong to claim they have none. The Theodicy novella clearly describes one of the Jove experiencing an emotional breakdown after seeing the terrible inhumanness of the Minmatar fighters. Also, they have never been described as arrogant towards the people of the four empires. Quote: Yours is a fascinating tribe. Please tell me more about these ninja looters and high sec dwellers. The Jove value information above everything else and there are few things they do not know about what goes on in the universe. For example, before the battle against the Amarr they learned the details of the planned engagement before the Amarrian high commanding officers did. Quote: Why the glass-like skin? Perhaps to make them physically more resilient or to slow or even stop aging, God knows what they have done with their body tissue. Quote: what is the jovian take on the tensions between the major factions, and would the jovians step in possibly if things got out of hand? They generally appear to remain neutral and the welfare of the entire universe seems to be their main concern. I cannot say for certain what their intentions are, but they have occasionally interfered and meddled with the empires' business. For example, Maleatu Shakor, a capable ship fighter pilot for the Minmatar people, was taken by the Jove and returned as a completely different man who now fights for his people in politics, not battlefields. It's also uncertain if the Jove were involved during empress Jamyl's cloning "incident". Quote: how about a pic of a jove battleship to show my grandkids? they would think that is the next best keen thing besides their granddad blowing up amarr slaver s**with a jovian battleship The battleship is called 'Eidolon', you can probably find some screenshots and YouTube videos Quote: how to jovians reproduce? By cloning tubes, although due to the "Jovian disease" as it's called their numbers are quite limited. If you'd like to know more there should be a chronicle in the background section. Quote: Can u teach me the ways of the great Jovian :() The Jove don't share their technology with the four empires. Maybe they don't believe we are ready for such power yet or perhaps they fear we will repeat the same mistakes they did with extensive genetic mutation. The only thing they have taught us is pod technology. Quote: Do Jovians like Cake? That actually made me think for a little while I can't see why not, although I'm sure they have their own high-nutrient mix for sustenance. Quote:** the Enheduanni will stop the inferior low technology Jove long before they get to reclaim their homeword. They beat you last time and they will beat you again. You are a small dieing race who lost there empire and homeworld and power. I have thought many a Jove ship and you are not as powerfull as you say. The Order is an even bigger mystery than the Jove and we have had only a couple of contacts with them, both not too promising. I'm not too sure what their motivations are. Alright, looks like I ran out of text room. Please, read the backstory before another Q&A session.

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