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Swiftgaze
Elysium Trading Company Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.19 14:20:00 -
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Precious ladies and gentlemen of the C&P,
it is my turn to announce that the Elysium Alliance, under the reign of its glorious leader Swiftgaze, has decided to combine forces with Cat o'Ninetails and the famous Rancer Defence League.
Together, we will stamp on the wirepullers of the racketeering in and around Rancer. We will take the bull by the horns and wage war against corrupt imperialists who stand behind this and organize it.
Our investigations have shown that the majority of all actions of piracy in Rancer are planned and funded by a well-known industrial of the Amarr region. Though our economy experts have suspected that the Veldspar business is not booming enough to fund his expensive lifestyle, the central committee of the Elysium Alliance was astonished about the revealment of his true primary income. Infact the Veldnought is nothing but a red herring.
Chribba, we are unhesitant and fearless.
FOR RANCER!
FOR FREEDOM!
Swiftgaze
VOTE CAT
ELYSIUM VOTES CAT |

Queue K'Umber
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Posted - 2010.05.19 14:26:00 -
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If you have force and Cat o'Ninetails has no force then what are you combining again?
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Kale Kold
V i r u s Pendulum of Doom
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Posted - 2010.05.19 14:36:00 -
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Originally by: Swiftgaze
stuff
lol @ carebears!  
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Ran Khanon
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2010.05.19 14:44:00 -
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Chribba an evil mastermind, facilitating the deaths of hundreds of innocents in order to casually harvest blood money? Please tell me this is just a bad dream, Swiftgaze.
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dpidcoe
Gallente We Rat
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Posted - 2010.05.19 15:19:00 -
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Originally by: Swiftgaze stuff
So you're going to sit in station all day while your corp/alliance mates die to the rancer pirates, then a few weeks later claim you won because they never killed you?
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Swiftgaze
Elysium Trading Company Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.19 15:27:00 -
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Originally by: Ran Khanon Chribba an evil mastermind, facilitating the deaths of hundreds of innocents in order to casually harvest blood money? Please tell me this is just a bad dream, Swiftgaze.
I wish it was, but we spent some time tracing the equipment of the ships that were destroyed, and the result was that the Veldnought itself might be made of reprocessed minerals of innocent travellers. 
Originally by: dpidcoe So you're going to sit in station all day while your corp/alliance mates die to the rancer pirates, then a few weeks later claim you won because they never killed you?
I vaguely remember you, although it took a while. Last time I met you, you were a poor nobody and, well, I can't say that I've heard much of you in the meanwhile. At least you use a spellchecker on the forums, right? Do you still wardec station traders and alts and then cry to your mommy about how they never undock?
Victory is measured in tears. Apparently yours are still flowing a year later. 
Also, how is your boyfriend doing? After I outed him in front of his father it got kinda quiet around him. Grounded offline? VOTE CAT
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Concubinia Scarlett
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Posted - 2010.05.19 15:32:00 -
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Edited by: Concubinia Scarlett on 19/05/2010 15:33:15 Rancer.. isn't that some deadbeat lowsec system where l33t pirates gatecamp all day and slap each other in the face with their e-peens? Think I happened to go through there a while ago. kinda hoped for a bit of excitement, I got 5 disco BSs on a gate instead.
And they missed. 
Kinda like Ammamake I guess, but easier to spell....
Piracy isnt what it used to be....
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John DaiSho
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Posted - 2010.05.19 15:36:00 -
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Haha this is the stuff Marvel Comics are made off...
Some evil superbrain manages to be super popular but secretly destroys his competition on the money market by nasty pirate activities. Now some selfmade superheroes come together in an alliance of awesome and try to end the reign of doom.
Damn i want to hear more of this!
Batman is coming
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dpidcoe
Gallente We Rat
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Posted - 2010.05.19 15:57:00 -
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Originally by: Swiftgaze I vaguely remember you, although it took a while. Last time I met you, you were a poor nobody and, well, I can't say that I've heard much of you in the meanwhile. At least you use a spellchecker on the forums, right? Do you still wardec station traders and alts and then cry to your mommy about how they never undock?
iirc there was no crying about undocking (there were plenty of kills despite that), but there was a ton of chestbeating from you because you never undocked, and therefore never died. I also remember your corp bailing on you, and the alliance being quite annoyed at the losses the wardec brought you.
Intel also reports that you took a month off of eve because of it (the time spent in NPC corp supports that). Also, I bet the internet psychologists would have a lot of fun analyzing your constant homophobic comments and compulsion to create profiles on gay **** sites under the names of people you don't like.
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Temujiinn
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Posted - 2010.05.19 16:05:00 -
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For too long has Chribba built his empire on the backs of the innocents.
Blood practically seeps from the hull of the veldnaught, like tears.
Swiftgaze, I firmly stand behind you (very close and kind of rubbing a bit) and will provide whatever support I can from my perch inside the Quafe station in Villore.
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Swiftgaze
Elysium Trading Company Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.19 16:07:00 -
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Edited by: Swiftgaze on 19/05/2010 16:11:20
Originally by: dpidcoe blalalala I like bacon
If you have anything to say, please post your own topic and we'll brandmark it as lame as soon as we can. VOTE CAT
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Lorkin Desal
Caldari Lone Star Partners
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Posted - 2010.05.19 16:09:00 -
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I'm an evil mastermind, facilitating the deaths of hundreds of innocents in order to casually harvest blood money?
Whats wrong with that?
In Before the one with the yellow borders and the love of veldspar.
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dpidcoe
Gallente We Rat
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Posted - 2010.05.19 16:14:00 -
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Originally by: Swiftgaze If you have anything to say, please post your own topic and we'll brandmark it as lame as soon as we can.
I believe that your competency (or lack of it) at leading a corp through a wardec is relevant to a topic about you leading an alliance to stamp out notorious lowsec pirates.
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Kallieah
The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.19 16:46:00 -
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I'd just like to step in here and say that Swifty is one of the best fleet commanders ever! He's ultra-slippery-cool under pressure and a total genius when it comes to strategic and tactical thinking!
I've gone through five wars now with the alliance and between him and the other combat experts, have had just gooey awesome leadership at all times! Dpidcoed is just completely clueless about what makes Elysium such a Pee-Vee-Pee powerhouse. . Support EVE's future: Vote Cat o'Ninetails for CSM! |

Poo Ka'hontas
Red Eye Brigade Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.19 18:37:00 -
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In to confirm we will **** Chribba up 
And to those ignoramus who doubt Swiftgaze's ability's whether in warfare, FC'ing or anything even closely related to make someone within EVE suffer a great deal of pain and discomfort.. You obviously must be greatly misinformed or otherwise totally mad
When we come for you.. you will bow before us or be dealt with 
FOR A NEW PURSE
FOR BEING BANGED IN THE KITCHEN
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2010.05.19 18:39:00 -
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If that was supposed to be some RP post to back up your dec against me I found it somewhat empty of backstory.
I wish you the best of luck and a nice war time against me, and hopefully some nice and enjoyable kills 
/c
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Owen Drakkar
Terra Nostra
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Posted - 2010.05.19 18:41:00 -
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Cat's main is in your alliance huh?
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Dan O'Connor
Cerberus Network Dignitas.
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Posted - 2010.05.19 18:46:00 -
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In before Ninetails o'Cat, GHSC and Istvaan, and abbirhC, the obvious evil mastermind of this whole thing.
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Blane Xero
Amarr The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2010.05.19 18:55:00 -
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Swiftgaze son, I am disappoint. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Originally by: CCP Fallout Been there. Done that. Need antibiotics.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.05.19 19:28:00 -
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Elysium Failiance has about 500k sp between all members, I wouldn't worry. ~_~ (Retired from ship toasting. Now a professional.)
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Poo Ka'hontas
Red Eye Brigade Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.19 20:35:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank Elysium Failiance has about 500k sp between all members, I wouldn't worry.
hihi Spot on 
Though i have heard rumors than one of us has been seen flying a Rifter.. with guns attached i might add! That has to count for at least 550k or more i guess 
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Cat o'Ninetails
Caldari Rancer Defence League
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Posted - 2010.05.19 21:00:00 -
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Originally by: Poo Ka'hontas
Originally by: Lady Spank Elysium Failiance has about 500k sp between all members, I wouldn't worry.
hihi Spot on 
Though i have heard rumors than one of us has been seen flying a Rifter.. with guns attached i might add! That has to count for at least 550k or more i guess 
i has like 800k skill points or something lol
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N0N
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Posted - 2010.05.19 21:10:00 -
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Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
i has like 800 brain cells or something lol
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FYP
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Swiftgaze
Elysium Trading Company Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.19 21:17:00 -
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Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
i has like 800k skill points or something lol
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I have over 9000  VOTE CAT
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Tatalena
Minmatar Animosity Cartel Animosity Conclave
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Posted - 2010.05.19 21:19:00 -
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why would you make a big post announcing something like this. Posting something like this is like fighting in the 1700's. Lets meet in a field around noon get in a big line facing each other and shoot......
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Kallieah
The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.19 22:28:00 -
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Originally by: Tatalena why would you make a big post announcing something like this. Posting something like this is like fighting in the 1700's. Lets meet in a field around noon get in a big line facing each other and shoot......
I like most parts of this idea except the shooting. We should just get together and make baked goods like cookies and pancakes to sell, donating the profits to a registered charity like PETA or the SPCA or GreenPeace or Swiftgaze's wallet! . Support EVE's future: Vote Cat o'Ninetails for CSM! |

Kaylee Juuna
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Posted - 2010.05.19 23:47:00 -
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Edited by: Kaylee Juuna on 19/05/2010 23:50:28 ITT: Maximum troling
I can't believe I give this guy isk.
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Ryhss
Caldari 42nd Airborn
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Posted - 2010.05.20 00:57:00 -
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Originally by: Blane Xero Swiftgaze son, I am disappointED.
Fixed.
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Xzar Fyrarr
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.05.20 01:23:00 -
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Originally by: N0N
Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails
i has like 800 brain cells or something lol
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FYP
Coolname dOOd
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Terra Mikael
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2010.05.20 01:39:00 -
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Wouldn't happen to be related to one 'meatgaze,' would you? ___________ Proof that Daniel Jackson is a ret@rded furry |
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