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Volatile Memory Minmatar	Posted - 2010.05.20 01:41:00 - [31] Originally by: Ryhss Originally by: Blane Xero Swiftgaze son, I am disappoint. Fixed. Fixed your fix.
Kallieah The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance	Posted - 2010.05.20 01:50:00 - [32] Originally by: Terra Mikael Wouldn't happen to be related to one 'meatgaze,' would you? Since I'm guessing that Swift won't answer this right away, I'll speak up for him and say that he's related to EVERYONE because there's a little bit of Swifty residue in just about everything. . Support EVE's future: Vote Cat o'Ninetails for CSM!
Poo Ka'hontas Red Eye Brigade Elysium Alliance	Posted - 2010.05.20 06:42:00 - [33] News from the frontline! Red Eye Brigade surrenders, disbands and alts will face punishment! Our masters and their associates did not get very happy about what us alts did here They have decided to pull the plug on the corp and leave the alliance. As to those (namely me) within the corp that **ed up and went beyond the roam of freedom-of-speech there is punishment to be had We are officially asking for Chribbas** forgivenes and as a small gesture of how sincere my masters are, i (Poo) will face the iminent destruction in the den of The Biomass! Useless alts will go back into the cryostasis-chambers for an extended rest. Somewhat usefull alts (if anyone) will be called back to service for the before mentioned Masters and associates. Last words Poo Ka'hontas ______________________________________________ My sig is on strike due to lack of attention!
N0N	Posted - 2010.05.20 07:22:00 - [34] Originally by: Xzar Fyrarr Originally by: N0N Originally by: Cat o'Ninetails i has like 800 brain cells or something lol x FYP Coolname dOOd Well this is an alt for shiptoasting, what's your excuse?
Heavy Mail	Posted - 2010.05.20 11:12:00 - [35] Edited by: Heavy Mail on 20/05/2010 11:12:37 Question: Isn't there a naughty pirate organisation in Rancer? And if so wouldn't they totaly smartbomb your ass back to a new clone? EDIT: Ok so 2 questions...
Poo Ka'hontas Red Eye Brigade	Posted - 2010.05.20 11:23:00 - [36] Originally by: Heavy Mail Edited by: Heavy Mail on 20/05/2010 11:12:37 Question: Isn't there a naughty pirate organisation in Rancer? And if so wouldn't they totaly smartbomb your ass back to a new clone? EDIT: Ok so 2 questions... 1: Well yes, yes there are a naughty pirate organisation in Rancer! 2: Well yes, yes they would smartbomb EA's ass back to a new clone! ______________________________________________ My sig is on strike due to lack of attention!
Heavy Mail	Posted - 2010.05.20 11:29:00 - [37] Thanks for your swift reply, i can now sleep peacefully again.
Musical Fist Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance	Posted - 2010.05.20 18:00:00 - [38] I actually have 70 million SP and will be stalking Chribba from 7am - DT everyday Unfortunately all my SP are in industry related stuff so the best I can do is refine him at 100% efficiency.
DONJUAN v Tarnak inc. The Kadeshi	Posted - 2010.05.20 19:13:00 - [39] Originally by: Musical Fist I actually have 70 million SP and will be stalking Chribba from 7am - DT everyday Unfortunately all my SP are in industry related stuff so the best I can do is refine him at 100% efficiency. How about mining his rock of veld so it dies quicker and he has to lock a new one. That would be annoying
Swiftgaze Elysium Trading Company Elysium Alliance	Posted - 2010.05.20 19:31:00 - [40] Originally by: DONJUAN v Originally by: Musical Fist I actually have 70 million SP and will be stalking Chribba from 7am - DT everyday Unfortunately all my SP are in industry related stuff so the best I can do is refine him at 100% efficiency. How about mining his rock of veld so it dies quicker and he has to lock a new one. That would be annoying He can't mine anymore anyway. VOTE CAT ELYSIUM VOTES CAT

Kallieah The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance	Posted - 2010.05.20 19:38:00 - [41] While this might give away too much, I have been working on a new plan for capship squishing of late. Later I will post a diagram of the whole totally awesome thing in this thread so keep your eyeball sockets open for another post later. . Support EVE's future: Vote Cat o'Ninetails for CSM!
Musical Fist Gallente The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance	Posted - 2010.05.20 19:48:00 - [42] I am currently camping him in Amarr
Elfvira the united Negative Ten.	Posted - 2010.05.20 20:30:00 - [43] How exactly do you join forces with a single person?
SkeletonDenial Dead Reckoning.	Posted - 2010.05.20 20:33:00 - [44] Since Cat has utterly failed in the defense of Rancer, I am implementing a new improved plan that will save the sheep from the horribly ebil Rancer pirates, including Cat herself. I have been testing this for the last four years and have found it incredibly successful. I have decided to longer keep this for myself, but to share it with the greater Eve community for the benefits and security of all. I feel after all the taking I have done, it is time to give back. Go around Rancer, not through it. There. I hope this is not too complicated, but I am not sure how to break this down further. Ask me no questions, and I will tell you no lies.
Swiftgaze Elysium Trading Company Elysium Alliance	Posted - 2010.05.20 20:34:00 - [45] Originally by: Kallieah While this might give away too much, I have been working on a new plan for capship squishing of late. Later I will post a diagram of the whole totally awesome thing in this thread so keep your eyeball sockets open for another post later. Hell yes! Originally by: Musical Fist I am currently camping him in Amarr Hell yes! VOTE CAT ELYSIUM VOTES CAT
Kallieah The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance	Posted - 2010.05.21 00:53:00 - [46] I now introduce you to the most cleverly devised anti-capital method ever...um...cleverly devised. This method can generically be applied against virtually any capital ship, but since its being posted here, the intent is kinda obvious. This image should mostly explain itself, but for those who don't have as much experience taking down capitals, I'll give you a step-by-step rundown of how it works. -A host dominix is custom fitted with a new T3 weapon called the "clone and fuel bay bootski" -A fleet of complementary commodes..um..cormorants, iteron mk5's and a drake form with the domi in the target system. -CCP devs are bribed to spawn the distraction, a harmless looking Concord billboard which is tapped into local Icelandic television in view of the capital pilot who is cluelessly mining in a belt with other rookie pilots. -A previously bribed mallard duck roosts on the target capital to obscure view of the billboard, thus distracting and frustrating the capital pilot. -The fleet warps in and the iteron mk5's run e-war, webs, nos, neuts, webs, scrams, painters, disuptors, damps, etc. -The commodes and drake further distract the capital pilot while the domi moves into position. -Nearby gate campers in system discuss the merits of cyber and decide it's best to just pay Webcam4Isk instead. -Planetary Interaction happens as an on-going process. -Someone's cat falls asleep. -Rookie pilots flee the asteroid belt, knowing the seekrit weapon is about to be used to great effect. -Someone's wife gets sick of the profanity being used over voice comms and unplugs the domi pilot's computer from the net. -As the domi e-warps away, the rest of the fleet gets distracted by pretty planetary textures. -The capital pilot escapes with a little red almost showing on the shields. -The fleet decides to dock and either ship spin or stand around in station (following Encarta expansion?) looking at each others pixel bewbz. -The domi warps back into the belt and gives the bootski to a random macro hulk's schwinger-jars instead of the target capital. -The node crashes. So that about sums it up. Pretty dastardly, eh? . Support EVE's future: Vote Cat o'Ninetails for CSM!
cBOLTSON Caldari Shadow Legion. Talos Coalition	Posted - 2010.05.21 07:46:00 - [47] Chribba`s veldy' made out of reprocesed wrecks that had been killed by pirates? Hahaha!! If thats true thats ****ing awesome! Chribba is really a pirate? C/D? (o_0)
Kallieah The Unknown Bar and Pub Elysium Alliance	Posted - 2010.05.21 13:11:00 - [48] Originally by: cBOLTSON Chribba`s veldy' made out of reprocesed wrecks that had been killed by pirates? Hahaha!! If thats true thats ****ing awesome! My house pets verified this yesterday and presented very convincing, supporting evidence. . Support EVE's future: Vote Cat o'Ninetails for CSM!
Kaijusan Gallente Austro-Hungarian Empire Elysium Alliance	Posted - 2010.05.21 14:21:00 - [49] The full military might of the Austro-Hungarian Empire shall be brought to bear down upon our foes...or foe...whatever....and bring glory to the Hapsburg realm. BTW vote CAT
Lindsay Logan	Posted - 2010.05.21 15:03:00 - [50] killing rancer is not that hard, its not like neg ten or whatever are any good, all they do is just camp and use RR carriers at the firt sign of a BS comming their way and still they fail. I suspect its much like empire wars, much station camping.

Neon Tetra BASSDRIVE Negative Ten.	Posted - 2010.05.29 15:34:00 - [51] poor poor lindsay......
Abon Northstar Cabal OWN Alliance	Posted - 2010.05.29 16:37:00 - [52] Originally by: Kallieah This image should mostly explain itself, but for those who don't have as much experience taking down capitals, I'll give you a step-by-step rundown of how it works.
Lessa Nessa	Posted - 2010.05.31 12:03:00 - [53] Originally by: Kallieah This image should mostly explain itself Indeed it does. It shows one of the following: During quiet periods, gatecamps leave the dedicated pirate with enough free time on their hands to draw intricate diagrams. You're AFK mining in highsec because you need the ore and have gotten bored. You're autopiloting 35 jumps through highsec in an Ibis you found floating outside a station because you're too cheap to buy a shuttle. You're autopiloting 35 jumps through highsec in a shuttle. As you approach yet another gate you see a flash of red out of the corner of your eye while you are drawing. You regret your choice of ship when an outlaw's pod suddenly appears on the overview within disruptor range and then warps off. Spin the spaceship lost its appeal. During quiet periods, roaming in a lowsec gang for over an hour without seeing a single target leaves the dedicated pirate with enough free time on their hands to draw intricate diagrams. You are wise enough not to draw freehand diagrams using MS Paint. There's not enough corpies online to create a 40-pilot T1 frigate blob for the lols and epic killmails. You can't draw Avatars. (It's OK: I can't draw them either.) You never attended a university or college and didn't get the chance to be involved with epic pranks involving the placement of cows in unusual places. You have actually pulled off an Avatar kill using this exact method. You were the one flying the Kestrel.


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