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Matches42
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Posted - 2010.05.26 16:37:00 -
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if you are at work and can't play, reading all this panic is kinda....soothing......
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Matches42
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Posted - 2010.05.26 16:48:00 -
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 Originally by: Tango Chaser
How many of you female avatars are actually dudes?? Fess up!
LOL, THANK YOU.....I thought it was just me, but there is some serious gender-confusion issues in EVE
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Posted - 2010.05.26 20:21:00 -
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Originally by: Stitcher
A Caldari man, a Gallente man and an Amarr woman are all on an Interbus shuttle. The pilot gets on the speaker and tells them "hi folks, just so you're aware, we're experiencing intermittent capacitor problems. The lights in the passenger compartment might fail briefly. Please don't be alarmed when it happens."
Sure enough a few minutes later, the lights go out. In the brief darkness, there's a smooching sound and a slap, and when the lights come back up the Gallentean is nursing a bruised jaw.
The Amarrian is thinking: "That Gallente creep must have tried to steal a kiss from me in the dark and kissed the Caldari accidentally. Serve him right!"
The Gallentean is thinking: "What the hell? I guess that Caldari must have kissed the Amarrian and she slapped me in the dark by mistake. Bastard!"
The Caldari is thinking: "This is great! I hope the lights go again so I can make that smooching sound and smack the Gallente again!"
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Posted - 2010.05.26 20:33:00 -
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Originally by: Zathric
Hmm mabe we should all go play a game called Real Life.. ?
no patching time required ... cheer
no outages....
no 14.95 a month bill to a game provider...
possible to meet other people and see the world....
hmm looking pretty inviting......
thad
Where do you live? My sector of RL space is pathetic and sparsely populated......nothing but ratts and Veldspar as far as the eye can see........
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Posted - 2010.05.26 21:20:00 -
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Originally by: Voremer
I am in!
I was # 9........thats plus the 8 CCP toons! Thats right suckas, I'm 3 skill points ahead of the pack, Muha hahaha hahaha hahaaaaaa!
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Posted - 2010.05.26 21:43:00 -
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Originally by: SymFOR0
Patch,evegate are awesome !
Thanks CCP for all the hard work !
I have been unable to get on EVEgate, any hints? I've already bashed my face repetedly into my keyboard and have the 'tab' button firmly wedged between my butt-cheeks.......now what?
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