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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari The Phoenix Enclave Astro Lux Aedificatiae
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Posted - 2010.05.26 11:45:00 -
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I will pay fifty million ISK to the first pilot to destroy Ankhesentapemkah's ship and pod, subject to confirmation that the action was indeed hostile and not prearranged with the target herself. There will be a twenty-five million ISK bonus if the killing is carried out as a hisec suicide gank. I encourage all other loyal denizens of C+P to add to the pot.
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Hellz Hitman
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Posted - 2010.05.26 11:51:00 -
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Tack an additional 25 million on there from me. No personal beef with the kid, but I was a recipient of spam and had to deal with her in Dodixie local far too much. Same rules apply as Miyamoto
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Acid Sniper
Gallente Orbital Infinity Infinite Improbabilities
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Posted - 2010.05.26 14:20:00 -
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I'll tack on another 25 mil.
Current Contract Price:
75 Mil if completed in lowsec 100 Mil if completed in hisec by suicide gank
All of the above is subject to verification. "Patriotism isn't dying for your country, it's making the other poor dumb bast*rd die for his" ~ Gen Patton |

Hapey Witredeyes
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Posted - 2010.05.26 15:11:00 -
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I approve of this service.
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Corina Jarr
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Posted - 2010.05.26 15:59:00 -
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Edited by: Corina Jarr on 26/05/2010 15:59:24 Wow...
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Andrea Griffin
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Posted - 2010.05.26 16:00:00 -
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I, too, will donate 25 million isk to this worthy cause, payable upon confirmation of the deed.
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Gen Isis
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Posted - 2010.05.26 16:03:00 -
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I'll pay 25% of hull value for the first highsec suicide of any t2 or faction PVE ship she flies
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.05.26 17:46:00 -
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I'll gladly hold this isk in escrow for you guys |

Shakon
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Posted - 2010.05.26 17:50:00 -
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Tears already? That's funny. |

Kau Feng
Pheeble Enterprises
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Posted - 2010.05.26 21:33:00 -
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Originally by: Shakon Tears already? That's funny.
The "tears" meme was fairly meh when it began and it is reaching full ****** status now. You can tell a meme is dead and smelling like **** when every cat, dog, and carebear is all over it - and using it wrong most of the time.
Tears is when you are whine about something - this thread is about being vindictive. Get it right!
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SabotNoob
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Posted - 2010.05.26 21:47:00 -
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Why is everyone so interested in seeing this person be killed? My guess is that he/she ****ed off a lot of people? ____________________
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves. |

genette devo
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2010.05.26 23:03:00 -
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Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku I will pay fifty million ISK to the first pilot to destroy Ankhesentapemkah's ship and pod, subject to confirmation that the action was indeed hostile and not prearranged with the target herself. There will be a twenty-five million ISK bonus if the killing is carried out as a hisec suicide gank. I encourage all other loyal denizens of C+P to add to the pot.
wasn't your little eve trib soap box hissy fit enough
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Kau Feng
Pheeble Enterprises
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Posted - 2010.05.26 23:30:00 -
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Originally by: SabotNoob Why is everyone so interested in seeing this person be killed? My guess is that he/she ****ed off a lot of people?
If by that you mean she has insulted pvper's by telling us we are messed up in real life because we like pvp then yes. If by that you mean she did something in game to hurt anyone then no. :Ankhbear:
But you do have a point - people seem to take her remarkably seriously for someone who hasn't actually done anything.
So to all the Ankh haters - why do you care so much? All she has is her :words:. Why do you really care so much about what a whiney carebear says? You should really be laughing at her.
Is it because you really think individual CSM members matter that much?
I suspect all the Ankh-hate does is fuel Ankh-love.
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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari Hull Tanking Elitists
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Posted - 2010.05.27 00:22:00 -
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I think the above couple of posters misunderstand: I just want to see her blown up, and add her corpse and, hopefully, her tears to my collection. I don't expect this to have any impact on CSM politics whatsoever. I'm doing this sheerly out of sadism and spite.
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Pistrik
Minmatar Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.05.27 00:36:00 -
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Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku I will pay fifty million ISK to the first pilot to destroy Ankhesentapemkah's ship and pod, subject to confirmation that the action was indeed hostile and not prearranged with the target herself. There will be a twenty-five million ISK bonus if the killing is carried out as a hisec suicide gank. I encourage all other loyal denizens of C+P to add to the pot.
Hell, I'd kill the ***** for a pack of reese cups and a 20oz of dr. pepper.
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genette devo
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2010.05.27 00:48:00 -
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Originally by: Pistrik
Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku I will pay fifty million ISK to the first pilot to destroy Ankhesentapemkah's ship and pod, subject to confirmation that the action was indeed hostile and not prearranged with the target herself. There will be a twenty-five million ISK bonus if the killing is carried out as a hisec suicide gank. I encourage all other loyal denizens of C+P to add to the pot.
Hell, I'd kill the ***** for a pack of reese cups and a 20oz of dr. pepper.
wow noir prices have dipped lately
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Xiu Wenyin
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Posted - 2010.05.27 01:41:00 -
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Do these evil plans ever succeed? Look like an episode of pinky & the brain.
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Bourreau
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Posted - 2010.05.27 02:01:00 -
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Edited by: Bourreau on 27/05/2010 02:04:11 Edited by: Bourreau on 27/05/2010 02:02:06 Seems like Ankhesentapemkah has created a self fulfilling prophecy...
Edit: good.
Double Edit: She deserves it. Daughter of Liberty! whose knife So busy chops the threads of life, And frees from cumbrous clay the spirit; Ah! why alone shall Gallia feel The beauties of thy pond'rous steel? Why must not Bri |

Shakon
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Posted - 2010.05.27 02:53:00 -
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Well most PvP people in Eve are messed up. After all they only log into a game to grief people because in real life they're candy***es. But hey it lets me sell pixel spaceships . I mean dang they just got a new patch thats supposed to drive more targets to them and they still whine?
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Terra Mikael
Private Nuisance
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Posted - 2010.05.27 02:55:00 -
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Maybe there should be underground dealings in stacks of her frozen corpses. Whats the going rate for, say, ten corpses? ___________ Proof that Daniel Jackson is a ret@rded furry |
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Kan3r Blaze
Minmatar Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.05.27 03:02:00 -
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Originally by: Shakon Well most PvP people in Eve are messed up. After all they only log into a game to grief people because in real life they're candy***es.
You have absolutely nothing to back that up with
Congrats
Declarations of War - Revisited - Home of the Noir. podcast
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Shakon
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Posted - 2010.05.27 03:10:00 -
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ANd you have nothing to back up the fact your not candy***. Whats your point? Congrats....
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Kan3r Blaze
Minmatar Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.05.27 03:20:00 -
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Originally by: Shakon ANd you have nothing to back up the fact your not candy***. Whats your point? Congrats....
Stop censoring yourself. It's embarrasing.
Also, I wasn't the one making the flagrantly presumptious statement, so I don't need to prove anything. That's your job 
Declarations of War - Revisited - Home of the Noir. podcast
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Xunasy
GoonWaffe SOLODRAKBANSOLODRAKBANSO
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Posted - 2010.05.27 03:27:00 -
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Originally by: Shakon Well most PvP people in Eve are messed up. After all they only log into a game to grief people because in real life they're candy***es. But hey it lets me sell pixel spaceships . I mean dang they just got a new patch thats supposed to drive more targets to them and they still whine?
People who think like this are the ******ed ones, most pvper's understand its just a game and play it as such. While people who post this garbage are probably irl man-babies who can't separate fantasy from reality.
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Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.05.27 04:14:00 -
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Originally by: Shakon Well most PvP people in Eve are messed up. After all they only log into a game to grief people because in real life they're candy***es. But hey it lets me sell pixel spaceships . I mean dang they just got a new patch thats supposed to drive more targets to them and they still whine?
I'm debating arguing with you, but I doubt you'll be able to keep up. ________ Chicago players channel: 'Windy City'
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Novamako
Duty. Duty. Private Security
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Posted - 2010.05.27 04:38:00 -
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Originally by: Xunasy
Originally by: Shakon Well most PvP people in Eve are messed up. After all they only log into a game to grief people because in real life they're candy***es. But hey it lets me sell pixel spaceships . I mean dang they just got a new patch thats supposed to drive more targets to them and they still whine?
People who think like this are the ******ed ones, most pvper's understand its just a game and play it as such. While people who post this garbage are probably irl man-babies who can't separate fantasy from reality.
I would like to point out, everyday, after I get off work, I pound a 12 pack of PBR, drive my truck through every stop light, come home and beat my wife, log on to eve, and gank hulks just to watch people cry in local.
Joking aside, she can think whatever she wants about PVPers. The people who voted for her are going to find out real quick any changes she wants will be nullified by the other CSMs.
Enjoy the soapbox for now, Ank.
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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari Hull Tanking Elitists
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Posted - 2010.05.27 05:49:00 -
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Originally by: Novamako I would like to point out, everyday, after I get off work, I pound a 12 pack of PBR
Now that's just wrong.
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Mr Epeen
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Posted - 2010.05.27 05:54:00 -
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Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku I will pay fifty million ISK to the first pilot to destroy Ankhesentapemkah's ship and pod, subject to confirmation that the action was indeed hostile and not prearranged with the target herself. There will be a twenty-five million ISK bonus if the killing is carried out as a hisec suicide gank. I encourage all other loyal denizens of C+P to add to the pot.
Miyamoto, you are a perfect example of the typical C&P poster.
Not too bright. Quick to emopost crap and really having no clue to the consequences of your actions.
It's all you ******ed 'pirates' that got her elected in the first place. If you had just shut the **** up about her, she wouldn't have gotten near the number of votes she did. Now you are going to continue keeping her on the front page where everyone can see her in her fight against the evil griefer corps.
Way to go, C&P.
You got just what you (stupidly) deserved.
And I got what I deserved. A good laugh at how dumb people can be.
Mr Epeen 
PS Cat should have won 
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Accidentally Myname
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.05.27 06:05:00 -
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So many Angry Pirates.
Yall should open eye.
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Hellz Hitman
Caldari No-Mercy
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Posted - 2010.05.27 06:09:00 -
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Originally by: Shakon Well most PvP people in Eve are messed up. After all they only log into a game to grief people because in real life they're candy***es. But hey it lets me sell pixel spaceships . I mean dang they just got a new patch thats supposed to drive more targets to them and they still whine?
Half the people that complain and whine about the pvpers and griefers to start with are the ones that when someone asks a question or asks for help, tell them that this isn't WOW and then they try to turn it into WOW. Oh and in RL I'm a US Marine. I'm not on the front lines killing people, but I aint a "Candy a$$".
I PVP cause it gives me a rush. I grief because people actually cry about this stuff. If you are that sensitive about a video game.. How do you handle real life? Are you one of those kids that breaks down and cries when the manager tells them they are getting their hours cut cause they suck? I help people realize that no matter what you lose, you can get it back.
And most of the time game mechanics stand in our way when we are trying to grief you the only thing that allows us to do it is your stupidity. We teach lessons that will truely help you in EVE. Learn them. No-Mercy |
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Yuki Kulotsuki
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Posted - 2010.05.27 06:34:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Epeen Way to go, C&P.
You got just what you (stupidly) deserved.
Carebears got second place and we got first?
Originally by: CCP Lemur THIS IS GOD: ... IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE REQUESTS I'M AVAILABLE SUNDAY FROM 10:30 TO 12:00 TO RECEIVE YOUR PRAYERS.
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.05.27 06:38:00 -
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Originally by: Xiu Wenyin Do these evil plans ever succeed? Look like an episode of pinky & the brain.
Only if I run them, only if I run them...
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Lightningshade
Caldari The Athiest Syndicate Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2010.05.27 07:25:00 -
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Originally by: Hellz Hitman
Oh and in RL I'm a US Marine. I'm not on the front lines killing people, but I aint a "Candy a$$".
Linkage That isn't you? My bad.
HEY, maybe i'd like an ass made of candy! I don't get some american sayings, it doesn't even make any ****ing sense. An A$$ made of candy? Make sense you dumb ****s (not the guy I replied to)
Thanks, it's early, but I love you all. Shame Ankh isn't a dude, i'd erm, nom nom nom nom nom.
That is all.
xx
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Notprimary Notprimary
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Posted - 2010.05.27 08:11:00 -
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I found Ankhesentapemkah for you Sent: 2010.05.27 08:01
The sleazebag is currently at Lustrevik VII - Moon 9 - Brutor tribe Academy station in the Lustrevik system, Sveipar constellation of Heimatar region.
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Hinkledolph
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.05.27 08:24:00 -
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She is not pleasant to look at...
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Shakon
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Posted - 2010.05.27 10:57:00 -
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HAHAH Semper FI Hellz 24 years myself and yes alot these guys are candy***. Otherwise why would they be complaining about a carebear getting on the council thats why i find it so funny.
I'll even be polite to the original candya** complaining i cant make assumptions. I can your on a video game whining about someone not being a piwate thats pretty much a cand*** in my book.
And to even be more nicer. NOT all BUT most Pvpers in eve are part time carebears to support there pvp habits. Thats the other reason they are candya** do not whine and cry about doing the same stuff some one else is. Yes and alot of them simply are griefers because most die hard kill everything on a game use it to let off their frustrations because they cant or are to scared to in RL.
Seriously you guys need get off the forums more and actually piwate or like go have a beer. Im stuck playing eve and keeping the grandkids from destroying the house No beer for me
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Julia Ginzinger
Caldari Tax Free Corporation
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Posted - 2010.05.27 11:11:00 -
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I'm adding another 100 mil to the guy/girl killing her and presenting the corpse to me. Proper inspectation of the corpse will be made before the 100 mil will be transfered 
Yours truly,
Gumpy Nighthawk Octavian Vanguard ------------------------------------------------ CAOD news reporter for the Fox News Network. Your most reliable source in the eve universe. |

Ralara
Caldari Shadow Company Legiunea ROmana
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Posted - 2010.05.27 11:57:00 -
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Adding 2.5 billion to the bounty on her head if you can supply me with her corpse and an API verified podding in high sec. --
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Jobby
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2010.05.27 12:16:00 -
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Originally by: SabotNoob Why is everyone so interested in seeing this person be killed? My guess is that he/she ****ed off a lot of people?
Children will be children. Some people take these pixels far too seriously. Which is somewhat worrying.
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DeathStar
PIRATE UTOPIAS Mean Coalition
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Posted - 2010.05.27 12:22:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Epeen
Miyamoto, you are a perfect example of the typical C&P poster.
Not too bright. Quick to emopost crap and really having no clue to the consequences of your actions.
It's all you ******ed 'pirates' that got her elected in the first place. If you had just shut the **** up about her, she wouldn't have gotten near the number of votes she did. Now you are going to continue keeping her on the front page where everyone can see her in her fight against the evil griefer corps.
Way to go, C&P.
You got just what you (stupidly) deserved.
And I got what I deserved. A good laugh at how dumb people can be.
Mr Epeen 
PS Cat should have won 
I didn't know she got elected?.... Anyhow, im gona help YOU bump this to the top again (irony overload)
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Julia Ginzinger
Caldari Tax Free Corporation
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Posted - 2010.05.27 12:37:00 -
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Originally by: Jobby
Originally by: SabotNoob Why is everyone so interested in seeing this person be killed? My guess is that he/she ****ed off a lot of people?
Children will be children. Some people take these pixels far too seriously. Which is somewhat worrying.
This is the aspect of the game that she hates soo much, so thats why this is soo fulfilling, you've sometimes got to fight fire with fire  ------------------------------------------------ CAOD news reporter for the Fox News Network. Your most reliable source in the eve universe. |

Ayumi Fargazer
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Posted - 2010.05.27 13:19:00 -
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the money needs to be put down with a third party like chribba for great justice
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.27 14:01:00 -
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Agreed. I'd suggest someone like Chribba, LaVista Vista or Winterblink (if they'd even be willing to do it).
I'd also suggest that all the ISK, including the megaloot that Ralara is putting up, be broken up into bite sized chunks for individual ganks, rather than as a grand sum. I mean, hell, for 2.5 billion ISK it's worth it to someone to pay a few friends to pod them in Empire space and then they go laughing all the way to the bank. If it's stuck at, say, 200 mil per kill, max, it's a bit better.
Especially if the contract stipulates a minimum ship size. Otherwise you put up 2.5 bil for a single kill and Ankhybonkybonkers just hops into a shuttle (or just undocks in her pod) and has a friend pod her, and you're out 2.5 bil and they're 2.49 bil richer.
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t1mmeh
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2010.05.27 15:28:00 -
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Originally by: Accidentally Myname So many Angry Pirates.
Yall should open eye.
Angry Pirate
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Owen Drakkar
Terra Nostra
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Posted - 2010.05.27 15:53:00 -
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Has anyone followed through with this and not posted yet? Curious if this reward is legitimate and not just posturing.
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Accidentally Myname
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2010.05.27 15:56:00 -
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Originally by: t1mmeh
Originally by: Accidentally Myname So many Angry Pirates.
Yall should open eye.
Angry Pirate
Thx for the explanation Cpt. Obvious
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Edith Bunker
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Posted - 2010.05.27 16:17:00 -
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Wow....this thread is loaded with kIlLbOaRd bOi tears.

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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari Hull Tanking Elitists
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Posted - 2010.05.27 16:24:00 -
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Originally by: FinnAgain Zero Agreed. I'd suggest someone like Chribba, LaVista Vista or Winterblink (if they'd even be willing to do it).
I'd also suggest that all the ISK, including the megaloot that Ralara is putting up, be broken up into bite sized chunks for individual ganks, rather than as a grand sum. I mean, hell, for 2.5 billion ISK it's worth it to someone to pay a few friends to pod them in Empire space and then they go laughing all the way to the bank. If it's stuck at, say, 200 mil per kill, max, it's a bit better.
Especially if the contract stipulates a minimum ship size. Otherwise you put up 2.5 bil for a single kill and Ankhybonkybonkers just hops into a shuttle (or just undocks in her pod) and has a friend pod her, and you're out 2.5 bil and they're 2.49 bil richer.
Just my pair of pennies.
I'll hit Chribba up about this later today or tomorrow. So far as I know no one has killed the target yet. I also like Finn's idea for capping payoff at 200 mil. If we start managing to get multiple ganks, we should have some kind of corpse rotation between the folks who are paying out, too. That way we all get a piece :)
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Medea Rhion
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Posted - 2010.05.27 18:27:00 -
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Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku [
I'll hit Chribba up about this later today or tomorrow. So far as I know no one has killed the target yet. I also like Finn's idea for capping payoff at 200 mil. If we start managing to get multiple ganks, we should have some kind of corpse rotation between the folks who are paying out, too. That way we all get a piece :)
If this gets setup, I will gladly add 100 or 200 million to the pot.
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Kau Feng
Pheeble Enterprises
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Posted - 2010.05.27 19:43:00 -
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Edited by: Kau Feng on 27/05/2010 19:44:02
Originally by: Edith Bunker Wow....this thread is loaded with kIlLbOaRd bOi tears.

This seems the standard response from carebears. No wonder so many pvper's treat you with such contempt - are you really that slow on the uptake? This thread is about being vindictive and yet you want to call it tears? You are exhibiting the same sort of logic that leads to all the completely stupid fits we see on our killboards when we kill you - dumb logic.
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Orar Ironfist
Resonance.
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Posted - 2010.05.27 21:25:00 -
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Originally by: Edith Bunker Wow....this thread is loaded with kIlLbOaRd bOi tears.

Actual term use scenario: PlayerA: *gets attacked by a pirate/griefer/lootstealer/whatever* PlayerB: GF lulz thanks for the sweet loot PlayerA: FUK YOU YOU GODDAMN NO LIFE CHEATER THIS IS BS I H8TE YOU PlayerB: holy tap dancing moses your terrible at playing and smacking! PlayerA: IM SICK OF THIS GAME AND ITS STUPIDNESS AND DIRTBAGS LIKE YOU WHO ARE ONLY OUT TO RUIN IT IM QUITTTING PlayerB: Wow lotsa tears there buddy QQ more
Carebears Special WRONG FRIGGIN WAY:
PlayerA: I would like to place a bounty on this player specifically cause i dont like them PlayerB: I agree i will add to this bounty as they are fail and it would be funny PlayerC: I will also add some isk to the pot as i bet said player will be angry thus making me laugh PlayerD: HAHAHAHA LOOK AT ALL THOSE TEARS YOU NUBS
For future reference on all those above posts from carebear alts. I bolded the spot of actual correct usage. Thank you.
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Turtalitarian Regime
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Posted - 2010.05.27 21:41:00 -
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Originally by: Shakon HAHAH Semper FI Hellz 24 years myself and yes alot these guys are candy***. Otherwise why would they be complaining about a carebear getting on the council thats why i find it so funny.
I'll even be polite to the original candya** complaining i cant make assumptions. I can your on a video game whining about someone not being a piwate thats pretty much a cand*** in my book.
And to even be more nicer. NOT all BUT most Pvpers in eve are part time carebears to support there pvp habits. Thats the other reason they are candya** do not whine and cry about doing the same stuff some one else is. Yes and alot of them simply are griefers because most die hard kill everything on a game use it to let off their frustrations because they cant or are to scared to in RL.
Seriously you guys need get off the forums more and actually piwate or like go have a beer. Im stuck playing eve and keeping the grandkids from destroying the house No beer for me
You know, you didn't need to use four paragraphs to tell us how stupid you are. A simple "I'm a ****ing moron", would have warned us all just as easily.
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Olusegun Obasanjo
Minmatar CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
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Posted - 2010.05.27 21:56:00 -
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why is this only a one time thing?
i will pay 100 mill for every corpse and acompanying killmail from now until the end of the 5th CSM. this coupon has no limit, so run up the tab
i have lots of isk to blow. so fire up your thrashers
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Devan Reale
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Posted - 2010.05.27 22:11:00 -
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Originally by: Pistrik Hell, I'd kill the ***** for a pack of reese cups and a 20oz of dr. pepper.
I like your style. 
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Shakon
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Posted - 2010.05.28 00:46:00 -
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hahah yes I know i could have done it in one sentence like you did.. Feel free to be a candya** . You kids always talk alot crap on the net. Thats why YOU are the Moron and a candya**..
Or is that a scary Piwate? You do sorta seem like the type to love Bwarny F****s!
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Kan3r Blaze
Minmatar Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.05.28 01:14:00 -
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Originally by: Shakon hahah yes I know i could have done it in one sentence like you did.. Feel free to be a candya** . You kids always talk alot crap on the net. Thats why YOU are the Moron and a candya**..
Or is that a scary Piwate? You do sorta seem like the type to love Bwarny F****s!
There's something really wrong with you. I'm not sure quite what it is, but there's definite mental instability issues underlying your really odd posts.
Just so we're clear, you don't seem to have any real point to put across.
Your posts are vague, doddery and come across as if this is the first time you've posted on a public forum, which would explain the very odd self censorship.
Tell you what, we've established that you're scathing of everyone else in the world so why don't you go and climb up on that pedestal of yours whilst we all get on with thinking that at least with people like you in the world there'll never be a lack of demand for therapists.
Oh,and stop with the refences to "kids". You have absolutely no way of proving what age people are, and seeing as the average age of EVE players is significantly higher than regular MMO's there will no doubt be other people over or approaching 40 (including myself) so you are not unique, or in any way an elder of anyone else here.
Please go away, and for goodness sake act your age. It's embarrasing.
Declarations of War - Revisited - Home of the Noir. podcast
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Shakon
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Posted - 2010.05.28 01:36:00 -
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Actally no i wont. You fanboi whiners whining about some carebear getting on the CSM that is basicly worthless. And claiming to be 40ty and crying about a player on a game whos a carebear? I simply pointed it out. And the crying people such as yourself cryed some more.
I tell you what since you and your Broke back mountain buddys here can not tell that this is a game get in your scarey piwate ships and make me. I'M terrified. Considering you guys want to pay someone to kill this aweful pixel being. What?
You can't do it yourself? Come on be a IlITE (heartbreak ridge sarcasm)Pvpper and do it yourself. Hell i play the game all the time. If ya bump into my after playing a hard game of forum whining allday you can kill my pixel charcter to that is instantly reborn .
Join piwates and learn to cry on forum.
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Hot McDropper
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Posted - 2010.05.28 02:15:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Shakon And the crying people such as yourself cryed some more.
There's only one person crying in this thread, sir.  |

Erichk Knaar
Caldari Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.05.28 02:20:00 -
[59]
Originally by: Shakon Actally no i wont. You fanboi whiners whining about some carebear getting on the CSM that is basicly worthless. And claiming to be 40ty and crying about a player on a game whos a carebear? I simply pointed it out. And the crying people such as yourself cryed some more.
I tell you what since you and your Broke back mountain buddys here can not tell that this is a game get in your scarey piwate ships and make me. I'M terrified. Considering you guys want to pay someone to kill this aweful pixel being. What?
You can't do it yourself? Come on be a IlITE (heartbreak ridge sarcasm)Pvpper and do it yourself. Hell i play the game all the time. If ya bump into my after playing a hard game of forum whining allday you can kill my pixel charcter to that is instantly reborn .
Join piwates and learn to cry on forum.
WTF IS PROTEUS?
carebear WHARRGARBL - check gay cowboy reference - check calling others candyasses - check over-exuberant use of smilies - check
I think we know what we think we know...
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.28 02:28:00 -
[60]
Guys: do not feed the trolls. Some of us would like to contribute ISK and/or accept ISK for ganking Ank.
Others would like to whine about it. Ignore them, this isn't the "whine about mercenary actions" thread. This is the "hiring mercenaries to provide corpse mcnuggets" thread. |
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Chopper Rollins
Minmatar
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Posted - 2010.05.28 02:31:00 -
[61]
i think this thread has permanently lowered my already barely adequate IQ!
Everybody who gives a damn about anything mentioned in this thread must proceed at speed to Amamake in a rookie ship where everything will be settled in a sporting and cheerful manner.
Wait wat
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Turtalitarian Regime
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Posted - 2010.05.28 03:57:00 -
[62]
Originally by: Shakon Actally no i wont. You fanboi whiners whining about some carebear getting on the CSM that is basicly worthless. And claiming to be 40ty and crying about a player on a game whos a carebear?
definitely not a frothing-at-the-mouth rage post
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Alar Tangor
Caldari Decadence.
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Posted - 2010.05.28 07:22:00 -
[63]
Confirming i love PvP and there are tears in my eyes... tears of laughter
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Grimpak
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.05.28 11:22:00 -
[64]
Originally by: Turtalitarian Regime
Originally by: Shakon Actally no i wont. You fanboi whiners whining about some carebear getting on the CSM that is basicly worthless. And claiming to be 40ty and crying about a player on a game whos a carebear?
definitely not a frothing-at-the-mouth rage post
and that frothing is not green-ish and quite abundant, no. ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |

Edith Bunker
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Posted - 2010.05.28 11:36:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Kau Feng Edited by: Kau Feng on 27/05/2010 19:44:02
Originally by: Edith Bunker Wow....this thread is loaded with kIlLbOaRd bOi tears.

This seems the standard response from carebears. No wonder so many pvper's treat you with such contempt - are you really that slow on the uptake? This thread is about being vindictive and yet you want to call it tears? You are exhibiting the same sort of logic that leads to all the completely stupid fits we see on our killboards when we kill you - dumb logic.
Thank you kIlLbOaRd bOi, those are some good tears.

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foksieloy
Minmatar Universal Army Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.05.28 11:40:00 -
[66]
Shakon and Edith are Ankuglydumbahkahk alts. C/D _______________________ We come for our people! |

Edith Bunker
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Posted - 2010.05.28 12:01:00 -
[67]
Originally by: foksieloy Shakon and Edith are Ankuglydumbahkahk alts. C/D
Soooo predictable.

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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.05.28 12:13:00 -
[68]
So.. I read this thread and I've got to say.. It started off well, went down hill and now its turned in to.. well.. I cant say it better than this pic, so here ya go...
Yep, this is now what the thread looks like.
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Corina Jarr
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Posted - 2010.05.28 13:42:00 -
[69]
Thank you Lana.
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Sedilis
Lead Farmers
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Posted - 2010.05.28 15:26:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Lana Torrin Horror
Please refine from posting images... like that 
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Grimpak
Gallente Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.05.28 15:36:00 -
[71]
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN! ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |

James Tritanius
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Posted - 2010.05.28 16:19:00 -
[72]
CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
btw, is this thread against the grief-play rules?
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Brutus Armani
Caldari Plague Guard STR8NGE BREW
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Posted - 2010.05.28 16:56:00 -
[73]
Originally by: James Tritanius btw, is this thread against the grief-play rules?
Does it matter? It's gonna happen anyways.
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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari Hull Tanking Elitists
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Posted - 2010.05.28 18:44:00 -
[74]
Originally by: James Tritanius CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
btw, is this thread against the grief-play rules?
No. It is not against game rules to offer to pay players to kill someone you don't like.
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Dian'h Might
Minmatar Cash and Cargo Liberators Incorporated
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Posted - 2010.05.28 20:47:00 -
[75]
Originally by: Lana Torrin <censored>
IM TWELVE AND WAT IS DIS???
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Jan Forjeu
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Posted - 2010.05.28 23:11:00 -
[76]
I found Ankhesentapemkah for you Sent: 2010.05.28 23:04 The sleazebag is currently at Lustrevik VII - Moon 9 - Brutor tribe Academy station in the Lustrevik system, Sveipar constellation of Heimatar region.
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Notprimary Notprimary
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Posted - 2010.05.28 23:19:00 -
[77]
From the last page:
I found Ankhesentapemkah for you Sent: 2010.05.27 08:01
The sleazebag is currently at Lustrevik VII - Moon 9 - Brutor tribe Academy station in the Lustrevik system, Sveipar constellation of Heimatar region.
Now the next thing to do is find out who her alts are? Considering that most folks would have to be none too brilliant to **** off most of the EVE folks who actually shoot things for fun, and then undock. |

Jessica Verne
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Posted - 2010.05.29 05:25:00 -
[78]
100 mil to war dec CVA atm...
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Xiu Wenyin
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Posted - 2010.05.29 06:39:00 -
[79]
ITT: 14 year olds who just barely hit puberty try to get a girl to notice them by blowing up her internet space ship.
Y'all minmatars be trippin!
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.29 07:35:00 -
[80]
ITT: obvious alt troll is obvious. |
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Xiu Wenyin
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Posted - 2010.05.29 07:37:00 -
[81]
Don't be a playa hata!
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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari Hull Tanking Elitists
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Posted - 2010.05.29 08:27:00 -
[82]
Originally by: Xiu Wenyin ITT: 14 year olds who just barely hit puberty try to get a girl to notice them by blowing up her internet space ship.
Y'all minmatars be trippin!
If I wanted to get a girl to notice me by blowing her up, I'd go after Mynxee :P
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Helicity Boson
Amarr The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.05.29 14:14:00 -
[83]
I find it somewhat disturbing that a person who -genuinely- believes violence in a game that promotes PVP to be morally reprehensible, and that people who participate in such activities are "sick", would be elected.
Ank does not need a CSM spot, Ankh needs some councelling and a firmer grasp on the division between fiction and reality. The players that engage in PVP are very aware that it is just a game, which is why they do it in the first place, and are of sound mind, and non-violent in the real world outside of EVE.
In a sense we are enabling her real-world delusions about how thing are, and THAT is the real tragedy here.
That's pretty much all I care to say on the matter.
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Seeing EyeDog
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Posted - 2010.05.29 15:45:00 -
[84]
Originally by: Mr Epeen If you had just shut the **** up about her, she wouldn't have gotten near the number of votes she did.
I think you missed the part where people voted for Ankh b/c she has a pair of ****. _____________________
Originally by: Locus Bey Intelligence isn't a prequisite for being a Goon, in fact its a deficit.
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Baxter thecat
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Posted - 2010.05.29 17:05:00 -
[85]
Edited by: Baxter thecat on 29/05/2010 17:05:53 Yeah, but I'm not sure that many people voted for someone just because of allegations that they're a hermaphrodite. |

AterraX
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.05.29 17:23:00 -
[86]
Originally by: Seeing EyeDog
Originally by: Mr Epeen If you had just shut the **** up about her, she wouldn't have gotten near the number of votes she did.
I think you missed the part where people voted for Ankh b/c she has a pair of ****.
That is just sad as she it's not even plain looking...and that is being nice to her  ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Fact of EVE forums: They will always come an anounomys alt-toon and question someones character... |

Olusegun Obasanjo
Minmatar CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
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Posted - 2010.05.29 20:01:00 -
[87]
Originally by: AterraX
Originally by: Seeing EyeDog
Originally by: Mr Epeen If you had just shut the **** up about her, she wouldn't have gotten near the number of votes she did.
I think you missed the part where people voted for Ankh b/c she has a pair of ****.
That is just sad as she it's not even plain looking...and that is being nice to her 
/thread
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Ahkii
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2010.05.30 00:35:00 -
[88]
Originally by: Xunasy
Originally by: Shakon Well most PvP people in Eve are messed up. After all they only log into a game to grief people because in real life they're candy***es. But hey it lets me sell pixel spaceships . I mean dang they just got a new patch thats supposed to drive more targets to them and they still whine?
People who think like this are the ******ed ones, most pvper's understand its just a game and play it as such. While people who post this garbage are probably irl man-babies who can't separate fantasy from reality.
-----------
This, from a goon, is just hilarious!
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genette devo
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2010.05.30 02:27:00 -
[89]
the reason she was elected is because the self important internet tough guy ****er brigade set her up as public enemy number one, every hissy fit pitched by the "real" eve players was like sending her votes for free, and here you guys are already working for her re election.
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Spruillo
Gallente Spruillo's SuperSecret Stuff Club
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Posted - 2010.05.30 05:28:00 -
[90]
Don't argue with idiots they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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Olusegun Obasanjo
Minmatar CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
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Posted - 2010.05.30 06:38:00 -
[91]
Originally by: genette devo the self important internet tough guy ****er brigade
http://www.eve-search.com/search/genette%20devo/page/1
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genette devo
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2010.05.30 07:36:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Olusegun Obasanjo
Originally by: genette devo the self important internet tough guy ****er brigade
http://www.eve-search.com/search/genette%20devo/page/1
you guys made ankh, without the opposition of the c&p crowd she'd be nobody, i do admit to thinking it's damn hilarious.
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.05.30 07:50:00 -
[93]
Originally by: genette devo you guys are already working for her re election.
But but but.. she's for term limits! Right?  |

Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2010.05.30 07:54:00 -
[94]
To be quite honest, the hatred of Ankh gave be reason to consider this CSM candidate.
It's not that Ankh is right about anything - for these matters are that nobody would ever agree on what was right or who could be right. But Ankh is a demagogue, and when I see a demagogue being attacked by people whose own natures are questionable, it makes me think that the target of such attacks are more likely to have redeeming qualities.
All I could ever give Ankh credit for is experimenting with funny ship fits. I did not vote Ankh for CSM though.
Somehow I think that Ankh's placement is managing to grief C&P.
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Xiu Wenyin
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Posted - 2010.05.30 09:32:00 -
[95]
She has the CSM gig as past job experience on her rTsumT. That's so weird. How does that even sound in a job interview? Unless you're applying for a job at Blizzard as a WoW GM, I can hardly see how dealing with forum trolls count as a valid job experience.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.05.30 11:28:00 -
[96]
Originally by: Xiu Wenyin She has the CSM gig as past job experience on her rTsumT. That's so weird. How does that even sound in a job interview? Unless you're applying for a job at Blizzard as a WoW GM, I can hardly see how dealing with forum trolls count as a valid job experience.
Welcome to customer service.
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Maisonian
Amarr The Green Machine Aeternus.
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Posted - 2010.05.30 11:58:00 -
[97]
Edited by: Maisonian on 30/05/2010 11:58:26
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Xiu Wenyin She has the CSM gig as past job experience on her rTsumT. That's so weird. How does that even sound in a job interview? Unless you're applying for a job at Blizzard as a WoW GM, I can hardly see how dealing with forum trolls count as a valid job experience.
Welcome to customer service.
Its funny 'cuz its true.
/remembers the 'good old days' of working for M&S and the countless hours of dealing with idiots and their problems including:
- A bloke returning a frozen cuecumber (3 days later) that insisted it was bought frozen from us and our fridges were malfunctioning. - A bottle of vodka with the contents replaced with water and the cap very badly superguled back on. - Being told by some person to give them 1/3rd of a 4 pack of beer because he only wanted to buy one and that I didnt know basic math (that'd be a quater then dipstick). - A middle aged businessman returning two *burnt* disposible BBQs under the pretence that they 'didnt work'
But the true icing on the cake was some bottom dwelling scab of a woman who would come into our store and deliberatley find stuff to moan about (and then whine to as many staff as she could to provoke a variety of responses). She tried this with me one day after setting and managing the store from 5am, to which I promptly told her the best solution was to turn around, walk out of the door and F*** off down the road to Tesco.
Customer service is a battlefield people!
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Tiberizzle
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Posted - 2010.05.30 18:34:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Maisonian Edited by: Maisonian on 30/05/2010 11:58:26
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Xiu Wenyin She has the CSM gig as past job experience on her rTsumT. That's so weird. How does that even sound in a job interview? Unless you're applying for a job at Blizzard as a WoW GM, I can hardly see how dealing with forum trolls count as a valid job experience.
Welcome to customer service.
Its funny 'cuz its true.
/remembers the 'good old days' of working for M&S and the countless hours of dealing with idiots and their problems including:
- A bloke returning a frozen cuecumber (3 days later) that insisted it was bought frozen from us and our fridges were malfunctioning. - A bottle of vodka with the contents replaced with water and the cap very badly superguled back on. - Being told by some person to give them 1/3rd of a 4 pack of beer because he only wanted to buy one and that I didnt know basic math (that'd be a quater then dipstick). - A middle aged businessman returning two *burnt* disposible BBQs under the pretence that they 'didnt work'
But the true icing on the cake was some bottom dwelling scab of a woman who would come into our store and deliberatley find stuff to moan about (and then whine to as many staff as she could to provoke a variety of responses). She tried this with me one day after setting and managing the store from 5am, to which I promptly told her the best solution was to turn around, walk out of the door and F*** off down the road to Tesco.
Customer service is a battlefield people!
here you're only dealing with amateur trolls, in customer service you're dealing with professionals 
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arbiter reborn
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Posted - 2010.05.30 23:15:00 -
[99]
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=10437117#mail
isk pls
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Scaldari Anitoba
Gallente Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.05.30 23:32:00 -
[100]
I don't know... you didn't kill a ship.... looks suspicious to me. but hey... im nto the one payin hehehe
 #########################
Fame, or Infamy. Just depends on which side writes the history. Regardless, to be remembered is to be immortal. I wish you all Immortality. |
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Trish Stratus
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Posted - 2010.05.31 00:32:00 -
[101]
I can see the frothing pvpers were just the edge needed to push her in. After all the threads, debate, even links to her voting history and web site it was a done deal. Without you guys nobody would have had a clue who she was and gathered the resources needed to make a decision.
Keep in mind the next time around more people read these forums than post in them and just because 3 alts are in agreement with you doesnt mean everyone else is. Congrats to her.
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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari Original Sin.
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Posted - 2010.05.31 01:33:00 -
[102]
Originally by: arbiter reborn http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=10437117#mail
isk pls
Sorry, arbiter, you look legit but the contract isn't retroactive (that kill is for May 2), otherwise I'd have to pay everyone who'd ever killed Ankh. But I will pay 10 mil for the corpse if you've still got it :)
To reiterate, I am offering 50 million ISK for the first ship kill against Ankh reported here (after the time of my OP), and 25 million for the first pod kill against her (again after the time of my OP). I reserve the right to refuse payment if it looks like you're an alt working for/with Ankh.
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Hue Janus
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Posted - 2010.05.31 10:49:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Xiu Wenyin ITT: 14 year olds who just barely hit puberty try to get a girl to notice them by blowing up her internet space ship.
Y'all minmatars be trippin!
You have seen the pictures right!? Right!? Frankly that is the sort of thing that could damage a 14yr old boy for life.
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Nalesh
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2010.05.31 11:37:00 -
[104]
Edited by: Nalesh on 31/05/2010 11:37:55 Edited by: Nalesh on 31/05/2010 11:37:36
Originally by: Hue Janus
Originally by: Xiu Wenyin ITT: 14 year olds who just barely hit puberty try to get a girl to notice them by blowing up her internet space ship.
Y'all minmatars be trippin!
You have seen the pictures right!? Right!? Frankly that is the sort of thing that could damage a 14yr old boy for life.
The sort of thing that could damage ANYONE for life.
And I'd rather choose this if I have to damage myself for life. ---
Originally by: CCP Prism X I'm so hot that I strip-mine ice fields through proximity alone.
Originally by: CCP Prism X I've said this before and I'll say it again: "I love being a turtle!"
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Hinkledolph
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.05.31 11:41:00 -
[105]
Ankhesentapemkah is a very handsome man IRL, that's why I voted for him...
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arbiter reborn
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Posted - 2010.05.31 13:56:00 -
[106]
ill put a locator on it
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Hannibal Ord
Minmatar Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2010.05.31 16:04:00 -
[107]
Originally by: Maisonian Edited by: Maisonian on 30/05/2010 11:58:26
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Xiu Wenyin She has the CSM gig as past job experience on her rTsumT. That's so weird. How does that even sound in a job interview? Unless you're applying for a job at Blizzard as a WoW GM, I can hardly see how dealing with forum trolls count as a valid job experience.
Welcome to customer service.
Its funny 'cuz its true.
/remembers the 'good old days' of working for M&S and the countless hours of dealing with idiots and their problems including:
- A bloke returning a frozen cuecumber (3 days later) that insisted it was bought frozen from us and our fridges were malfunctioning. - A bottle of vodka with the contents replaced with water and the cap very badly superguled back on. - Being told by some person to give them 1/3rd of a 4 pack of beer because he only wanted to buy one and that I didnt know basic math (that'd be a quater then dipstick). - A middle aged businessman returning two *burnt* disposible BBQs under the pretence that they 'didnt work'
But the true icing on the cake was some bottom dwelling scab of a woman who would come into our store and deliberatley find stuff to moan about (and then whine to as many staff as she could to provoke a variety of responses). She tried this with me one day after setting and managing the store from 5am, to which I promptly told her the best solution was to turn around, walk out of the door and F*** off down the road to Tesco.
Customer service is a battlefield people!
Having worked for the Co Op at one point in my life for 2 years as a manager, all things listed here made me a little nostalgic of war that is customer service. The glorious returning of empty orange bags complaing that they were sour, but eating them anyway, and I once had a joint of beef returned, cooked, about 9/10 of it eaten, complaining it was too tough. Like you I simply told them to get stuffed and learn to cook. 
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Scaldari Anitoba
Gallente Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.05.31 16:16:00 -
[108]
I am SOOOO making that bad boy for memorial day dinner tonight!! thank you, you are my heart attack hero!!!!
And I'd rather choose this if I have to damage myself for life.
As for the rest of it... Why in the hell should you care? Each lifestyle has its pro's and cons.. yea mission running pays, but its boring as hell... so boring in fact your biggest risk is falling asleep at the helm and losing your bloody ship. null Sec is a bit more exiting... if you can survive the lag fests with your ship intact (last time i died my screen had not updated for 10 min and none of my moduals were cycling... fun times) Constantly having your higher ups screaming at you to get in fleets and pretty much having someone else tell you what you can do with your game time 80% of the time (lets hear it for the Former Foundation) or you can try to make it in low sec where it pretty much is a lets hunt each other free for all, cant actually do anything productive reliably. My game is, i Hang out in Nul sec trying to stick to the smaller gangs during the weekdays, JC back to empire for the weekends cause thats family time and i cannot make any uninterrupted time for fleets/ voice com's to maybe run a few missions as i have time, make a small nest egg for the next week and then i jump back out Monday morning and do it all again. Low Sec is worthless for me.. Really they are misnamed, Nul Sec is realy low sec, and low sec has no security at all.
My Point is, when a player plays long enough, they will expand.. I played the empire game off and on for 3 years. Back out in nul sec again playing the mini empires game. Let those play the eve game they want to play... kicking back for an hour blowing up NPC's with your friends can be very rewarding way to spend an evening, and can form lifetime game partnerships. Do not assume just because someone is playing the empire game they are playing solo... now excuse me, a clown just entered my system and seems to be hanging out.. i want to go say hi ;) #########################
Fame, or Infamy. Just depends on which side writes the history. Regardless, to be remembered is to be immortal. I wish you all Immortality. |

Antoine Roquentin
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Posted - 2010.05.31 21:57:00 -
[109]
I don't have any idea who this is but I'll add 50m to the suicide gank pot just for the hell of it.
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Ishtar Terra
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Posted - 2010.05.31 22:50:00 -
[110]
Originally by: Tiberizzle
Originally by: Maisonian Edited by: Maisonian on 30/05/2010 11:58:26
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Xiu Wenyin She has the CSM gig as past job experience on her rTsumT. That's so weird. How does that even sound in a job interview? Unless you're applying for a job at Blizzard as a WoW GM, I can hardly see how dealing with forum trolls count as a valid job experience.
Welcome to customer service.
Its funny 'cuz its true.
/remembers the 'good old days' of working for M&S and the countless hours of dealing with idiots and their problems including:
- A bloke returning a frozen cuecumber (3 days later) that insisted it was bought frozen from us and our fridges were malfunctioning. - A bottle of vodka with the contents replaced with water and the cap very badly superguled back on. - Being told by some person to give them 1/3rd of a 4 pack of beer because he only wanted to buy one and that I didnt know basic math (that'd be a quater then dipstick). - A middle aged businessman returning two *burnt* disposible BBQs under the pretence that they 'didnt work'
But the true icing on the cake was some bottom dwelling scab of a woman who would come into our store and deliberatley find stuff to moan about (and then whine to as many staff as she could to provoke a variety of responses). She tried this with me one day after setting and managing the store from 5am, to which I promptly told her the best solution was to turn around, walk out of the door and F*** off down the road to Tesco.
Customer service is a battlefield people!
here you're only dealing with amateur trolls, in customer service you're dealing with professionals 
If only you could gank them as they enter and leave the store, it would be worth working a cash register despite the low pay. 
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foksieloy
Minmatar Universal Army Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2010.06.01 10:36:00 -
[111]
Originally by: Seeing EyeDog I think you missed the part where people voted for Ankh b/c she has a pair of ****.
Tusks?
Yea i noticed those ugly yellow things protruding from her mouth. Too bad i was eating at the time. Bye bye breakfast. _______________________ We come for our people! |

yfz3r0
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2010.06.01 11:12:00 -
[112]
Originally by: foksieloy
Originally by: Seeing EyeDog I think you missed the part where people voted for Ankh b/c she has a pair of ****.
Tusks?
Yea i noticed those ugly yellow things protruding from her mouth. Too bad i was eating at the time. Bye bye breakfast.
Seriously guys? This game is supposed to be filled with a mature playerbase. Yet, with comments such as this guys' you are all just showing how immature and childish you really are. Maybe come up with a valid, decently put-together argument against her and leave out the stooping to comments about her appearance... Pathetic.
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FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.01 12:00:00 -
[113]
This is the thread where someone has advertised a contract for mercenary services to attack a target. If you want a reasoned discussion on the merits of a CSM delegate, that'd be another thread.
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Baron Wikkheiser
The Dark Horses
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Posted - 2010.06.01 18:00:00 -
[114]
Originally by: yfz3r0
Originally by: foksieloy
Originally by: Seeing EyeDog I think you missed the part where people voted for Ankh b/c she has a pair of ****.
Tusks?
Yea i noticed those ugly yellow things protruding from her mouth. Too bad i was eating at the time. Bye bye breakfast.
Seriously guys? This game is supposed to be filled with a mature playerbase. Yet, with comments such as this guys' you are all just showing how immature and childish you really are. Maybe come up with a valid, decently put-together argument against her and leave out the stooping to comments about her appearance... Pathetic.
yes, because im sure everyone who logs in after being "mature" at work or class wants to do it all over again just to please boring people like you.
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Marchocias
Silent Ninja's
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Posted - 2010.06.01 18:13:00 -
[115]
Originally by: yfz3r0
Originally by: foksieloy
Originally by: Seeing EyeDog I think you missed the part where people voted for Ankh b/c she has a pair of ****.
Tusks?
Yea i noticed those ugly yellow things protruding from her mouth. Too bad i was eating at the time. Bye bye breakfast.
Seriously guys? This game is supposed to be filled with a mature playerbase. Yet, with comments such as this guys' you are all just showing how immature and childish you really are. Maybe come up with a valid, decently put-together argument against her and leave out the stooping to comments about her appearance... Pathetic.
Seriously dude? You're in C&P and you want a mature playerbase? Yet, with comments such as yours you are showing how unprepared for this forum you really are. Maybe come up with a reactionary, casually thrown-together flame against us all, and include some stooping to generalisations... Oh you did.
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Hue Janus
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Posted - 2010.06.01 18:17:00 -
[116]
Originally by: yfz3r0
Originally by: foksieloy
Originally by: Seeing EyeDog I think you missed the part where people voted for Ankh b/c she has a pair of ****.
Tusks?
Yea i noticed those ugly yellow things protruding from her mouth. Too bad i was eating at the time. Bye bye breakfast.
Seriously guys? This game is supposed to be filled with a mature playerbase. Yet, with comments such as this guys' you are all just showing how immature and childish you really are. Maybe come up with a valid, decently put-together argument against her and leave out the stooping to comments about her appearance... Pathetic.
I think saying she looks pathetic is taking things a little too far mate. I would agree whole heartedly with the term 'fugly' but not 'Pathetic'!
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.06.01 19:49:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Trish Stratus Keep in mind the next time around more people read these forums than post in them and just because seventeen 3 of my alts are in agreement with me Ankh doesnt mean everyone else is.
Quiet, alt.
Originally by: CCP Shadow
If you're going to quote me that's great, but it must be something I've actually said. Shadow.
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Leil Ren'Do
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Posted - 2010.06.01 21:30:00 -
[118]
Edited by: Leil Ren''Do on 01/06/2010 21:33:27
Originally by: yfz3r0
Originally by: foksieloy
Originally by: Seeing EyeDog I think you missed the part where people voted for Ankh b/c she has a pair of ****.
Tusks?
Yea i noticed those ugly yellow things protruding from her mouth. Too bad i was eating at the time. Bye bye breakfast.
Seriously guys? This game is supposed to be filled with a mature playerbase. Yet, with comments such as this guys' you are all just showing how immature and childish you really are. Maybe come up with a valid, decently put-together argument against her and leave out the stooping to comments about her appearance... Pathetic.
lol gb2bingo edit ankwfanwfoeian is still in ammold atm
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Trish Stratus
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Posted - 2010.06.02 01:14:00 -
[119]
Originally by: captain foivos
Originally by: Trish Stratus Keep in mind the next time around more people read these forums than post in them and just because seventeen 3 of my alts are in agreement with me Ankh doesnt mean everyone else is.
Quiet, alt.
Classic redirect. No wonder nobody listened to your forum rage. Must be nice to speak so many words without anybody hearing what you are saying.
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How2FoldSoup
Hull Tanking Elitists
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Posted - 2010.06.02 05:29:00 -
[120]
I approve of this action and/or service.
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Mr Samuel
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Posted - 2010.06.02 21:21:00 -
[121]
The best result will never be achieved by elections, only a small segment of the people are smart enough and can take good decisions, but the majority will decide the result. The alternative can be to let only people that proved their value vote. RL is a good example of this too.
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Novamako
Duty. Duty. Private Security
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Posted - 2010.06.03 05:00:00 -
[122]
Originally by: yfz3r0
Originally by: foksieloy
Originally by: Seeing EyeDog I think you missed the part where people voted for Ankh b/c she has a pair of ****.
Tusks?
Yea i noticed those ugly yellow things protruding from her mouth. Too bad i was eating at the time. Bye bye breakfast.
Seriously guys? This game is supposed to be filled with a mature playerbase. Yet, with comments such as this guys' you are all just showing how immature and childish you really are. Maybe come up with a valid, decently put-together argument against her and leave out the stooping to comments about her appearance... Pathetic.
She's everything wrong with the Eve playerbase. She's a carebear. And it's been proven through logs that she isn't the kind that keep it cool and together after something bad happens, she is the kind that foams at the mouth and says things that cross the line to other players concerning personal information in a malicious and barbed manner.
I dunno. I'm going to let her have her 15 minutes of fame. As I said before, all ideas she brings up to the board are going to be shot down due to their blantant disregard to any PVP pilots ability to play the game on how it should be played.
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Steve Celeste
Caldari Inglorious-Basterds
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Posted - 2010.06.03 09:04:00 -
[123]
she is running for a seat in the Dutch government: Pirate Party candidate list (Dutch link). She's second on the list.
...elections are wednesday the 9th.
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You'wot
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Posted - 2010.06.03 14:06:00 -
[124]
lol these Ankh threads are so full of fail, you guys are as bad as the EVE is dying guys. One persons view on the CMS doesn't mean much by itself, thats why there are another 8 delegates to discuss the various topics brought up by the community (who are all from different backgrounds themselves). Regardless, at the end of the day CCP may or may not choose to take any of these ideas brought up on board ...it is their vision after all.
Ps - if a person bothers you this much to whine about it on the forums go after them yourselves, trust me it's much more rewarding.
In fact come to think of it this thread makes no sense at all lol...PvP'ers putting up bounties to kill a PvE'er ...tell me again why you can't kill this person yourself if you are a PvP'er?
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2010.06.03 15:00:00 -
[125]
In this thread all I've seen you blowhards do is run a couple of locator agents on her, you need to actually attempt to take her down in order to kill her ---
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Tellenta
Gallente Invicta. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2010.06.03 15:47:00 -
[126]
Thanks folks, you guys have totally awakened the inner griefer in me. From now on instead of voting for someone I kind of agree with for CSM, I'm voting for Ankehdjskhfgqpah until she gets bored of running.
I really like these posts, it gives me something to link when someone starts spouting out some bull**** about how Eve players are more mature. ****ing pathetic. Please ensure your signature is within the allowed size of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24,000 bytes. Navigator |

Delilah Wild
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Posted - 2010.06.03 16:21:00 -
[127]
Thank you to the folks pushing back against this adolescent thread. As Burke is reputed to have said, 'All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men [and women] to do nothing'.
Delilah
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Brutus Armani
Caldari Plague Guard STR8NGE BREW
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Posted - 2010.06.03 16:33:00 -
[128]
Originally by: Delilah Wild Thank you to the folks pushing back against this adolescent thread. As Burke is reputed to have said, 'All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men [and women] to do nothing'.
Delilah
Adolescent for wanting a carebear cry baby who's stepped on people's toes destroyed? You fail.
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Tellenta
Gallente Invicta. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2010.06.03 16:52:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Brutus Armani
Originally by: Delilah Wild Thank you to the folks pushing back against this adolescent thread. As Burke is reputed to have said, 'All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men [and women] to do nothing'.
Delilah
Adolescent for wanting a carebear cry baby who's stepped on people's toes destroyed? You fail.
need a tissue? She won, get over it. If somehow she manages to do something game breaking to pvp through the CSM (lol yeah right) vote with your wallet like I will. Unless something as unlikely as that happens take a look at the history of the CSM breath a sigh of relief and try to act like a grown man, woman, tranny whatever. Keep in mind that whenever CCP tries to do something to fix high sec griefing there always ends up being something hilariously exploitable the fill any good pirates coffers with tears and bewilderment. Can flipping comes to mind, the flagging was begged for by the miners that worked out well... for the pirates. Think of it as a challenge not as something to cry over like so much spilled milk. Please ensure your signature is within the allowed size of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24,000 bytes. Navigator |

FinnAgain Zero
Roving Guns Inc. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.03 17:13:00 -
[130]
Stop feeding the trolls. This is not a thread to discuss EVE politics. This is not a thread to discuss the maturity of the EVE playerbase. This is not a thread to discuss the proper ways to react to a space-election. This is a thread taking out a mercenary contract on a target.
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Tellenta
Gallente Invicta. Cry Havoc.
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Posted - 2010.06.03 17:36:00 -
[131]
Originally by: FinnAgain Zero Stop feeding the trolls. This is not a thread to discuss EVE politics. This is not a thread to discuss the maturity of the EVE playerbase. This is not a thread to discuss the proper ways to react to a space-election. This is a thread taking out a mercenary contract on a target.
Let the trolls starve.
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Brutus Armani
Caldari Plague Guard STR8NGE BREW
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Posted - 2010.06.03 18:02:00 -
[132]
Originally by: Tellenta
Originally by: Brutus Armani
Originally by: Delilah Wild Thank you to the folks pushing back against this adolescent thread. As Burke is reputed to have said, 'All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men [and women] to do nothing'.
Delilah
Adolescent for wanting a carebear cry baby who's stepped on people's toes destroyed? You fail.
need a tissue? She won, get over it. If somehow she manages to do something game breaking to pvp through the CSM (lol yeah right) vote with your wallet like I will. Unless something as unlikely as that happens take a look at the history of the CSM breath a sigh of relief and try to act like a grown man, woman, tranny whatever. Keep in mind that whenever CCP tries to do something to fix high sec griefing there always ends up being something hilariously exploitable the fill any good pirates coffers with tears and bewilderment. Can flipping comes to mind, the flagging was begged for by the miners that worked out well... for the pirates. Think of it as a challenge not as something to cry over like so much spilled milk.
Hi, this is Eve. A PVP game. You're on the crime and punishment forums. BTW, you're speaking of maturity, while offering me a "tissue" when I'm not even complaining. You sir are an idiot.
Carebear land is over that rainbow ---->
And she's not really winning if she can't leave a station without fear of total annihilation now is she? It's okay. You can be mad.
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Hue Janus
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Posted - 2010.06.03 18:22:00 -
[133]
Originally by: Brutus Armani
Originally by: Tellenta
Originally by: Brutus Armani
Originally by: Delilah Wild Thank you to the folks pushing back against this adolescent thread. As Burke is reputed to have said, 'All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men [and women] to do nothing'.
Delilah
Adolescent for wanting a carebear cry baby who's stepped on people's toes destroyed? You fail.
need a tissue? She won, get over it. If somehow she manages to do something game breaking to pvp through the CSM (lol yeah right) vote with your wallet like I will. Unless something as unlikely as that happens take a look at the history of the CSM breath a sigh of relief and try to act like a grown man, woman, tranny whatever. Keep in mind that whenever CCP tries to do something to fix high sec griefing there always ends up being something hilariously exploitable the fill any good pirates coffers with tears and bewilderment. Can flipping comes to mind, the flagging was begged for by the miners that worked out well... for the pirates. Think of it as a challenge not as something to cry over like so much spilled milk.
Hi, this is Eve. A PVP game. You're on the crime and punishment forums. BTW, you're speaking of maturity, while offering me a "tissue" when I'm not even complaining. You sir are an idiot.
Carebear land is over that rainbow ---->
And she's not really winning if she can't leave a station without fear of total annihilation now is she? It's okay. You can be mad.
This! Well done mate, Tellenta is an idiot.
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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari Original Sin.
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Posted - 2010.06.03 19:49:00 -
[134]
Originally by: Delilah Wild Thank you to the folks pushing back against this adolescent thread. As Burke is reputed to have said, 'All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men [and women] to do nothing'.
Delilah
Dear God you're quoting Edmund Burke talking about good and evil on a forum for imaginary internet spaceship pilots. For once in my life, words fail me.
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Brutus Armani
Caldari Plague Guard STR8NGE BREW
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Posted - 2010.06.03 19:54:00 -
[135]
Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku
Originally by: Delilah Wild Thank you to the folks pushing back against this adolescent thread. As Burke is reputed to have said, 'All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men [and women] to do nothing'.
Delilah
Dear God you're quoting Edmund Burke talking about good and evil on a forum for imaginary internet spaceship pilots. For once in my life, words fail me.
I just lol'd coffee all over my desk :(
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.06.03 20:36:00 -
[136]
Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku
Dear God you're quoting Edmund Burke talking about good and evil on a forum for imaginary internet spaceship pilots. For once in my life, words fail me.
INTERNET SPACESHIPS IS SRS BSNS.
Originally by: CCP Shadow
If you're going to quote me that's great, but it must be something I've actually said. Shadow.
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Ekon Bor
Amarr Van Diemen's Demise Chaos Theory Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.03 20:46:00 -
[137]
Edited by: Ekon Bor on 03/06/2010 20:47:17
Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku
Originally by: Delilah Wild Thank you to the folks pushing back against this adolescent thread. As Burke is reputed to have said, 'All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men [and women] to do nothing'.
Delilah
Dear God you're quoting Edmund Burke talking about good and evil on a forum for imaginary internet spaceship pilots. For once in my life, words fail me.
Seems perfectly valid to me. Not that I agree though. To quote another philosopher's POV,
"The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not sufficient warrant. Saving the exceptions only of the macro miner, or the irretrievable carebear, that may be wtfpwned for lols and the common weal." John Stuart Mill, On Liberty (for Minmatars)
To second the good Captain, Internet spaceships is indeed serious metaphysical business, and I think it's about time Edmund Burke's vision was lifted from minor issues like American independence and applied to something of real substance. Another indication of how Ankh's supporters are people of perspective who keep things in proportion. Can we make her Eve el-Presidente for Life?
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Elldranga
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Posted - 2010.06.03 21:18:00 -
[138]
Edited by: Elldranga on 03/06/2010 21:21:11
Originally by: Ekon Bor Edited by: Ekon Bor on 03/06/2010 21:01:41 Edited by: Ekon Bor on 03/06/2010 20:47:17
Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku
Originally by: Delilah Wild Thank you to the folks pushing back against this adolescent thread. As Burke is reputed to have said, 'All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men [and women] to do nothing'.
Delilah
Dear God you're quoting Edmund Burke talking about good and evil on a forum for imaginary internet spaceship pilots. For once in my life, words fail me.
Seems perfectly valid to me. Not that I agree though. To quote another philosopher's POV,
"The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not sufficient warrant. Saving the exceptions only of the macro miner, or the irretrievable carebear, that may be wtfpwned for lols and the common weal." John Stuart Mill, On Liberty (for Minmatars)
Sheesh... let's just quote spiderman here.... great power - great responsibility. Let me just suggest that perhaps flying an internet spaceship doesn't constitute "great power"... food for thought there.
Do you think maybe... JUST MAYBE a competitive game is not quite what these philosophers are talking about? The fact that the teams are subject to change, the rules are subject to change, and everything is less clearly delineated than in some games, doesn't alter the fact that this is a competitive game. Some people win, some people lose.
We might as well start talking about immoral cruelty implicit in a game of baseball.
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Ekon Bor
Amarr Van Diemen's Demise Chaos Theory Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.03 21:48:00 -
[139]
Originally by: Elldranga ...Do you think maybe... JUST MAYBE a competitive game is not quite what these philosophers are talking about? ...
Do you think maybe... JUST MAYBE I wasn't being serious?
Although I do hate baseball.
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Elldranga
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Posted - 2010.06.03 22:34:00 -
[140]
Originally by: Ekon Bor
Originally by: Elldranga ...Do you think maybe... JUST MAYBE a competitive game is not quite what these philosophers are talking about? ...
Do you think maybe... JUST MAYBE I wasn't being serious?
Although I do hate baseball.
TBH, while I did quote you, I'm more speaking to the topic in general. There's plenty of dudes in eve who do take this kinda stuff very seriously.
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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari Original Sin.
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Posted - 2010.06.03 23:35:00 -
[141]
Originally by: Ekon Bor Although I do hate baseball.
gtfo
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Ekon Bor
Amarr Van Diemen's Demise Chaos Theory Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.03 23:49:00 -
[142]
Edited by: Ekon Bor on 03/06/2010 23:48:55
Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku
Originally by: Ekon Bor Although I do hate baseball.
gtfo
Come on... it's nowhere near as good as cricket.
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Delilah Wild
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Posted - 2010.06.04 00:22:00 -
[143]
It is a real delight reading thoughtful posts in this thread quoting JS Mill, as well as making good faith arguments. Thank you!
While I have discussed this elsewhere on these forums, this is not the thread to talk about the ethics of EVE. I am writing something up on this for Jita Park, however, and will let you know when its posted. Your considered thoughts will be welcomed.
In the meantime, please allow me to simply quote from the Friends of Eve FAQ.
'Why does Delilah continue to ask pirates to switch sides? Many pirates are people of honour. They came to EVE when it was little more than a pvp game. EVE has changed, however, in ways that some pirates have not yet grasped. It is now a virtual universe where pvp has an indispensable place, but where others choose to build a virtual life that is not based on the exploitation of others. Understanding this entails both a moral and practical shift in perspective, and this insight takes time to develop.'
Something for pirates and non-pirates of good faith to think about.
Delilah friendsofeve.wordpress.com
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Corina Jarr
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Posted - 2010.06.04 01:28:00 -
[144]
Originally by: Ekon Bor Edited by: Ekon Bor on 03/06/2010 23:48:55
Originally by: Miyamoto Isoruku
Originally by: Ekon Bor Although I do hate baseball.
gtfo
Come on... it's nowhere near as good as cricket.

Sorry. I really do hate cricket.
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Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari Original Sin.
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Posted - 2010.06.04 06:27:00 -
[145]
Originally by: Delilah Wild It is a real delight reading thoughtful posts in this thread quoting JS Mill, as well as making good faith arguments. Thank you!
While I have discussed this elsewhere on these forums, this is not the thread to talk about the ethics of EVE. I am writing something up on this for Jita Park, however, and will let you know when its posted. Your considered thoughts will be welcomed.
In the meantime, please allow me to simply quote from the Friends of Eve FAQ.
'Why does Delilah continue to ask pirates to switch sides? Many pirates are people of honour. They came to EVE when it was little more than a pvp game. EVE has changed, however, in ways that some pirates have not yet grasped. It is now a virtual universe where pvp has an indispensable place, but where others choose to build a virtual life that is not based on the exploitation of others. Understanding this entails both a moral and practical shift in perspective, and this insight takes time to develop.'
Something for pirates and non-pirates of good faith to think about.
Delilah friendsofeve.wordpress.com
And they say I take internet spaceships too seriously. 
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Ekon Bor
Amarr Van Diemen's Demise Chaos Theory Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.04 06:43:00 -
[146]
Edited by: Ekon Bor on 04/06/2010 06:43:27 Delilah does appear to be slightly mad... but even if you are for some crazy reason, anti-pirate, you can still object to Ankh on general principles. Ran Khannon posted a video in the C&P channel from which one can deduce two salient facts. One, she's actually technically a politician, given she's running for a seat in Dutch Parliament (as someone else has also mentioned). Two, when she talks, it sounds like someone is molesting a goose. Those sound sufficent reasons to take out a bounty on someone for me. The whole anti-piracy thing is just gravy.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2010.06.04 13:38:00 -
[147]
Don't make me find an even more gay pic and post that to...
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