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Alice Celadon
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Posted - 2010.06.09 02:45:00 -
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1. Making your GUI a byzantine maze of clicks and menus, so that it's impossible to do the simplest of tasks (e.g. warping, firing guns) without a minimum of three right and left clicks or two nested dropdown menus or some combination thereof.
2. Make the EVE environment such that even 15 seconds of inattention can be a fatal and irremediable error.
3. Make combat such that you constantly have to adjust position, velocity, tackle "overheating" (just throwing out random complicated ideas I'm thinking of), and combat disposition (aggression timers so you can't disengage and jump through a gate or something like that).
4. Make it impossible to "powerlevel," so that no matter how many accounts anyone has, each character represents some intrinsic amount of subscription time, and thus even a single account's character has immitigable value.
5. Implement a robust system of corporations and alliances, and find other ways to encourage players to form such organizations, so that even the whiniest of brats will be welcomed into at least some corps. By doing this, even those with only one account can have other players supporting their activities.
CCP, until you do all this I'm canceling all my accounts and never coming back ever.
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Asik Rova
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Posted - 2010.06.09 02:48:00 -
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your stuff, can i haz?
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Shiho Weitong
Caldari
Punken Dredophiles
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Posted - 2010.06.09 02:49:00 -
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 Originally by: Alice Celadon
1. Making your GUI a byzantine maze of clicks and menus, so that it's impossible to do the simplest of tasks (e.g. warping, firing guns) without a minimum of three right and left clicks or two nested dropdown menus or some combination thereof.
2. Make the EVE environment such that even 15 seconds of inattention can be a fatal and irremediable error.
3. Make combat such that you constantly have to adjust position, velocity, tackle "overheating" (just throwing out random complicated ideas I'm thinking of), and combat disposition (aggression timers so you can't disengage and jump through a gate or something like that).
4. Make it impossible to "powerlevel," so that no matter how many accounts anyone has, each character represents some intrinsic amount of subscription time, and thus even a single account's character has immitigable value.
5. Implement a robust system of corporations and alliances, and find other ways to encourage players to form such organizations, so that even the whiniest of brats will be welcomed into at least some corps. By doing this, even those with only one account can have other players supporting their activities.
CCP, until you do all this I'm canceling all my accounts and never coming back ever.
I saw what you did there. 
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Why is it called common sense, when it's clearly very rare.
I had a mind once, but alas, I seem to have forgotten where I left it.
Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
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Windjammer
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.06.09 02:52:00 -
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How will you ever get your tongue out of your cheek now?
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Brutuz
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.06.09 09:20:00 -
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Originally by: Alice Celadon
1. Making your GUI a byzantine maze of clicks and menus, so that it's impossible to do the simplest of tasks (e.g. warping, firing guns) without a minimum of three right and left clicks or two nested dropdown menus or some combination thereof.
2. Make the EVE environment such that even 15 seconds of inattention can be a fatal and irremediable error.
3. Make combat such that you constantly have to adjust position, velocity, tackle "overheating" (just throwing out random complicated ideas I'm thinking of), and combat disposition (aggression timers so you can't disengage and jump through a gate or something like that).
4. Make it impossible to "powerlevel," so that no matter how many accounts anyone has, each character represents some intrinsic amount of subscription time, and thus even a single account's character has immitigable value.
5. Implement a robust system of corporations and alliances, and find other ways to encourage players to form such organizations, so that even the whiniest of brats will be welcomed into at least some corps. By doing this, even those with only one account can have other players supporting their activities.
CCP, until you do all this I'm canceling all my accounts and never coming back ever.
1) agreed on menus being nested too deep
2) agreed !!! stupid navigation behavior of the ship can get you stuck behind a hub or a bunker or whatever and lose your ship because the programming is sluggish, and the ship behaves like a fish on dry land. lost about 25% of my weatlth like that last weekend...
3) combat is nothing more than being able to tank, agreed, you either can or you can't and if you can't you have to become a miner / leader (read: no-action-skills only administrative corporate skills). the combat system is too straight forward.
4) Not sure what you mean there. But one pc should only be able to run one account ! now people are running 4 or 5 accounts, which means the quality of corp members suffers alot. People devide their time by 5 because of constant account hopping.
5) brats dont belong in EVE, they should go play some upcoming games that are inteded for 14 year olds.
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Dan O'Connor
Cerberus Network
Dignitas.
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Posted - 2010.06.09 09:35:00 -
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Originally by: Alice Celadon
1. Making your GUI a byzantine maze of clicks and menus, so that it's impossible to do the simplest of tasks (e.g. warping, firing guns) without a minimum of three right and left clicks or two nested dropdown menus or some combination thereof.
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Lost Hamster
Hamster Holding Corp
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Posted - 2010.06.09 09:38:00 -
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Thank you for not coming back.
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Libin Herobi
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Posted - 2010.06.09 09:54:00 -
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Originally by: Dan O'Connor
Originally by: Alice Celadon
1. Making your GUI a byzantine maze of clicks and menus, so that it's impossible to do the simplest of tasks (e.g. warping, firing guns) without a minimum of three right and left clicks or two nested dropdown menus or some combination thereof.
HAHAHA,
another idiot who thinks having adapted to a craptastic UI makes him part of the cool kids club.
You're probably one of those who couldn't get a decent bike when he was small and tried to convice the other kids that using crap made you actually better and cooler because everyone can use decent stuff (except you of course)... 
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baltec1
Antares Shipyards
Circle-Of-Two
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Posted - 2010.06.09 10:01:00 -
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Originally by: Libin Herobi
HAHAHA,
another idiot who thinks having adapted to a craptastic UI makes him part of the cool kids club.
You're probably one of those who couldn't get a decent bike when he was small and tried to convice the other kids that using crap made you actually better and cooler because everyone can use decent stuff (except you of course)...
I find eves UI to be of better quality than a lot of other mmos out there.
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Niccolado Starwalker
Gallente
Shadow Templars
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Posted - 2010.06.09 10:06:00 -
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Originally by: Alice Celadon
CCP, until you do all this I'm canceling all my accounts and never coming back ever.
I am allready crying. Buhu Buhuuuu. Sob. sob.
Originally by: Dianabolic
Your tears are absolutely divine, like a fine fine wine, rolling down your cheeks until they flow down the river of LOL. |
Jennifer Fenring
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Posted - 2010.06.09 10:07:00 -
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Originally by: Alice Celadon
CCP, until you do all this I'm canceling all my accounts and never coming back ever.
I don't believe you.
That aside, I can agree with most of what's posted, but I wouldn't bet ISK 0.01 on it that it will ever happen.
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Dan O'Connor
Cerberus Network
Dignitas.
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Posted - 2010.06.09 12:06:00 -
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Originally by: Libin Herobi
Originally by: Dan O'Connor
Originally by: Alice Celadon
1. Making your GUI a byzantine maze of clicks and menus, so that it's impossible to do the simplest of tasks (e.g. warping, firing guns) without a minimum of three right and left clicks or two nested dropdown menus or some combination thereof.
HAHAHA,
another idiot who thinks having adapted to a craptastic UI makes him part of the cool kids club.
You're probably one of those who couldn't get a decent bike when he was small and tried to convice the other kids that using crap made you actually better and cooler because everyone can use decent stuff (except you of course)...
Why don't you go back into your mom's basement and design a better UI?
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Libin Herobi
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Posted - 2010.06.09 12:54:00 -
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Originally by: Dan O'Connor
Originally by: Libin Herobi
Originally by: Dan O'Connor
Originally by: Alice Celadon
1. Making your GUI a byzantine maze of clicks and menus, so that it's impossible to do the simplest of tasks (e.g. warping, firing guns) without a minimum of three right and left clicks or two nested dropdown menus or some combination thereof.
HAHAHA,
another idiot who thinks having adapted to a craptastic UI makes him part of the cool kids club.
You're probably one of those who couldn't get a decent bike when he was small and tried to convice the other kids that using crap made you actually better and cooler because everyone can use decent stuff (except you of course)...
Why don't you go back into your mom's basement and design a better UI?
Because I have no intentions of designing a UI.
I'm sure you are thinking about "if you cannot do it better then STFU".
Well yeah, I'm sure you only complain about bus drivers, doctors, pilots, policemen, politicians or athletes when you are sure you could do their job better and not when it is clearly obvious that something's going wrong.
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Leaving Eve
Send Your Stuff To Me
Elysium Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.09 13:06:00 -
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You're Leaving Eve? Then please forward all assets and ISK to my Official Leaving Eve fund.
I can be found in Amarr. 
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2010.06.09 13:07:00 -
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Originally by: Libin Herobi
another idiot who thinks having adapted to a craptastic UI makes him part of the cool kids club.
Actually admittance to the club requires that you didn't have to 'adapt'.
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DesuSigs - Now with ThreadAssignÖ and SigSelectÖ |
Dan O'Connor
Cerberus Network
Dignitas.
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Posted - 2010.06.09 13:15:00 -
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Originally by: Libin Herobi
Because I have no intentions of designing a UI.
I'm sure you are thinking about "if you cannot do it better then STFU".
Well yeah, I'm sure you only complain about bus drivers, doctors, pilots, policemen, politicians or athletes when you are sure you could do their job better and not when it is clearly obvious that something's going wrong.
I use my bike, not the bus. I have no problem with local authorities, I don't fly often, I couldn't care less about politics and sports is not my thing either.
Now GTFO.
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Jennifer Fenring
Amarr
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Posted - 2010.06.09 13:21:00 -
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Originally by: Dan O'Connor
I use my bike, not the bus. I have no problem with local authorities, I don't fly often, I couldn't care less about politics and sports is not my thing either.
Now GTFO.
Rudeness will make you go to hell 
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Dan O'Connor
Cerberus Network
Dignitas.
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Posted - 2010.06.09 13:27:00 -
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Edited by: Dan O''Connor on 09/06/2010 13:29:07
Originally by: Jennifer Fenring
Originally by: Dan O'Connor
I use my bike, not the bus. I have no problem with local authorities, I don't fly often, I couldn't care less about politics and sports is not my thing either.
Now GTFO.
Rudeness will make you go to hell
I'm already there.
Besides, I this person was rude to me first.
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Earth Cleanser
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Posted - 2010.06.09 13:29:00 -
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This petition is for the complete ban of Dihydrogen monoxide.
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.
Dihydrogen monoxide:
- is the major component of acid rain
- contributes to the "greenhouse effect"
- it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
- contributes to erosion
- accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals
- may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes
- has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
Despite the dangers, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
- as an industrial solvent and coolant.
- in nuclear power plants.
- in the production of styrofoam.
- as a fire ******ant.
- in many forms of cruel animal research.
- as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal.
The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
Sincerely,
The Undersigned
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Fi Vantage
Minmatar
Bristol Freedom Cooperative
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Posted - 2010.06.09 13:29:00 -
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But the lack of people lolling at what is clearly supposed to be a funny OP funny is kinda... saddening
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