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Xython
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.22 20:50:00 -
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CCP Fallout wrote:The latest dev blog from CCP Zulu gives us a heads up on some exciting things coming to EVE Online.
Er, did you guys link to the wrong blog? That... says nothing at all?
No, I mean, literally, if you remove the platitudes, you get:
"Hi, reminder, there was a blog about CQ (cause you all love CQ, right???) and ship spinning, which will still require you load CQ (cause we get a bigger Christmas bonus every time we say CQ. CQ CQ CQ). We have decided to focus our efforts, but can't say where.
We'll reveal more over the coming weeks. Maybe.
Quote:YouGÇÖve often told us that we promise too much and deliver too little, and this time we want to be certain that doesnGÇÖt happen. We are listening to you, we have heard you, and plans are already in motion.
I was promised a "heads up on some exciting things coming to EVE Online" and I got something that could be created by a bot program that doesn't pass the Turing test. What the heck?
Everyone check your wallets, I think we just got rolled.
(CQ CQ CQ)
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Xython
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.22 20:54:00 -
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Vile rat wrote:This blog is a content-less pile of crap.
CSM is once again being ignored in favor of some lofty vacuous corporate goal.
The funny thing is, it's so lofty we can't even see what it is.
Heck, at this point, I don't even think CCP knows what it is.
Care to give us a hint, guys? Please tell us it's not "keep them distracted until we can fix the CSM7 election and release DUST." |
Xython
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.22 20:58:00 -
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L1m9n1663r wrote:Dear CCP Dev:
RoyOfCA had the guts...
Do you?
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Xython
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.22 20:59:00 -
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I find it hilarious that their "moment that defines history" is them saying absolutely NOTHING. Again. And then acting like we should all be struck blind by the awesome.
It certainly defines something. |
Xython
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
67
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Posted - 2011.09.22 21:03:00 -
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Ydnari wrote:Where's the content?
Its coming in a later patch. But you won't like it, it'll be World of Darkness and DUST devblog updates, with the words WoD and Dust find/replaced with EVE. Poorly. But it will guarantee the devblog updates for WoD and DUST will be of the highest quality. |
Xython
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.22 21:07:00 -
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Kozmic wrote:CCP Fallout wrote:The latest dev blog from CCP Zulu gives us a heads up on some exciting things coming to EVE Online. "Prepare to publish a dev blog!" "Preparing to publish a dev blog, sir!" "Prepare to announce changes!" "Preparing to announce changes, sir!" "Prepare to post the actual dev blog!" "Preparing to post the actual dev blog, sir!" .. and so on. Wake me up when we're talking features and timetables.
I just got the mental image of CCP being ran by the guys in Spaceballs.
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