Pages: [1] 2 3 :: one page |
|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 1 post(s) |
adam8690
Gallente Dead Pilots Society
|
Posted - 2010.06.12 23:07:00 -
[1]
Edited by: adam8690 on 12/06/2010 23:15:02 Edited by: adam8690 on 12/06/2010 23:10:19 Ladies and Gentlemen of C&P for your viewing pleasure may I present Saltory Ursalmen. He is now claiming that it was his "nephew" on his computer.
Teaaaaarsss
hemad.
Edit: someone forgot his link codes...
Dead Pilot's Society |
Kormack Solir
|
Posted - 2010.06.12 23:19:00 -
[2]
Bear tears... Best tears!
|
Cattraknoff
Caldari Dead Pilots Society
|
Posted - 2010.06.12 23:20:00 -
[3]
Edited by: Cattraknoff on 12/06/2010 23:22:00
Keep in mind, these tears are brought to you by a war dec.
We decc'd them because they had a full blown wanna be Waffen SS member. The guy has since biomassed his character, but not before we convinced his GM to make him change his title to "I <3 Jews"
The tears are tasty.
Edit: Damn filter.
|
Jeiku Inoue
|
Posted - 2010.06.12 23:21:00 -
[4]
Come off it, you're obviously looking to just further humiliate someone in the corp you decided to wardec for some fun (Don't even bother with your reason, it's just an excuse and you know it is). This is not the guy who owns the account, he made a mistake in trusting his nephew around his computer.. Can you not just leave it at pinning us up in our station for the rest of the stupid week?
kaythanks? Bye now...
|
Cattraknoff
Caldari Dead Pilots Society
|
Posted - 2010.06.12 23:31:00 -
[5]
Edited by: Cattraknoff on 12/06/2010 23:31:06 o/ Jeiko
Say hello to one of our WT's.
|
DawnTreader
|
Posted - 2010.06.12 23:45:00 -
[6]
Didn't get very far, but I like 'your acant'.
It's like he has a built in language filter.
|
StarGazerX1
|
Posted - 2010.06.12 23:47:00 -
[7]
Rage at it's finest! play him off Keyboard Cat
|
adam8690
Gallente Dead Pilots Society
|
Posted - 2010.06.12 23:56:00 -
[8]
Originally by: DawnTreader Didn't get very far, but I like 'your acant'.
It's like he has a built in language filter.
Yeah it's pretty lengthy.
Some of the best parts include him hoping I die and insulting everyone in local while also trying to portray me as the bad guy. Dead Pilot's Society |
Scorath
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 00:13:00 -
[9]
Lovely ranting :)
|
Nihilistik Tendancy
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 00:21:00 -
[10]
Edited by: Nihilistik Tendancy on 13/06/2010 00:21:21 Great job Adam.
Keep that Wardec going matey 'coz Corps who have members like this need to be slapped.
|
|
Russel Williams
Minmatar Red Federation
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 00:30:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Jeiku Inoue Come off it, you're obviously looking to just further humiliate someone in the corp you decided to wardec for some fun (Don't even bother with your reason, it's just an excuse and you know it is). This is not the guy who owns the account, he made a mistake in trusting his nephew around his computer.. Can you not just leave it at pinning us up in our station for the rest of the stupid week?
kaythanks? Bye now...
Yay for account sharing?
|
Felix Esperium
Lysergic Distortions Research and Development
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 01:01:00 -
[12]
at first I was all like TL;DR but then I read it and I was like
Saltory Ursalmen > you sir, have a vagina for a face
Classic!
|
Saltory Ursalmen
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 01:07:00 -
[13]
So by now you have all come to your own conclusions. Including members of your corp mailing me in a provocative manner, i think in the hope that i am in some way being decetfull in my explination of the situation. In no way was i account sahring, infact my nephew was at my house, i had to take my child who is 5 years old to bed, i say to my nephew "dont mess with my EVE im not logging out i have things running that im going to check when i come back downstairs, also some corp has war decd us and i dont want you getting my ship or pod killed" he said i wont. 45 mins to an hour later i finnaly get my child to sleep and return to my PC. only to find EVE has been closed and my nephew has left. i loaded EVE and saw i was pod killed and i was a ship down. THIS is the situation, NO ACCOUNT SHARE, and in no way was it me raging, it was infact my little scrote of a nephew who knew when i found out waht he had done he would be in some serious trouble. To conclude my Brother has banned my nephew form the internet for 6 months after he saw the chat log from eve. he has taken his XBOX360, PS3, PSP, iPhone and PC away from him to. im only sorry he wouldnt let me kick the scrote in his balls. that would have made me feel better. i have nothing to say about FEELGOOD, hes as much of a scrote as my nephew. PEACE.
|
DawnTreader
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 01:11:00 -
[14]
And just to add salt to the wound...
He stole all the paragraphs from your PC!
|
Yuki Kulotsuki
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 01:13:00 -
[15]
Originally by: Saltory Ursalmen garden fence of text
Your post has a lot in common with the writing style of your nephew... It's probably just a coincidence.
Originally by: CCP Lemur THIS IS GOD: ... IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE REQUESTS I'M AVAILABLE SUNDAY FROM 10:30 TO 12:00 TO RECEIVE YOUR PRAYERS.
|
DawnTreader
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 01:17:00 -
[16]
Yeah the CAPITAL USAGE is a bit of a GIVEAWAY.
MAYBE that's JUST how they TALK in his FAMILY.
|
Felix Esperium
Lysergic Distortions Research and Development
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 01:25:00 -
[17]
so you want to kick your nephew in the balls because he got your imicus and pod blown up? tough love ITT.
|
Whiny McEmokid
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 01:35:00 -
[18]
also
Saltory Ursalmen > and as i said to you yesterday. im not set up for PVP im here to play the game for fun and its cnts like you that spoil ppls fun,
|
LonTas 5
Minmatar
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 01:38:00 -
[19]
Originally by: Saltory Ursalmen So by now you have all come to your own conclusions. Including members of your corp mailing me in a provocative manner, i think in the hope that i am in some way being decetfull in my explination of the situation. In no way was i account sahring, infact my nephew was at my house, i had to take my child who is 5 years old to bed, i say to my nephew "dont mess with my EVE im not logging out i have things running that im going to check when i come back downstairs, also some corp has war decd us and i dont want you getting my ship or pod killed" he said i wont. 45 mins to an hour later i finnaly get my child to sleep and return to my PC. only to find EVE has been closed and my nephew has left. i loaded EVE and saw i was pod killed and i was a ship down. THIS is the situation, NO ACCOUNT SHARE, and in no way was it me raging, it was infact my little scrote of a nephew who knew when i found out waht he had done he would be in some serious trouble. To conclude my Brother has banned my nephew form the internet for 6 months after he saw the chat log from eve. he has taken his XBOX360, PS3, PSP, iPhone and PC away from him to. im only sorry he wouldnt let me kick the scrote in his balls. that would have made me feel better. i have nothing to say about FEELGOOD, hes as much of a scrote as my nephew. PEACE.
Im ppprrreeetttyyyy sure youre a danger to society.
99.9% people who have nothing to do but annoy you. .1% people who actually have something else to say. Welcome to the forums! |
adam8690
Gallente Dead Pilots Society
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 01:39:00 -
[20]
Edited by: adam8690 on 13/06/2010 01:43:03
Originally by: Whiny McEmokid also
Saltory Ursalmen > and as i said to you yesterday. im not set up for PVP im here to play the game for fun and its cnts like you that spoil ppls fun,
Yes there's a prologue. I can post it but it isn't nearly as funny. Still pretty good though.
Edit: Posted Prologue in the OP for the sake of posterity. Enjoy. Dead Pilot's Society |
|
Lord God'Almighty
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 01:42:00 -
[21]
Yeah, the writing "style" of Sal's post here and in the "rant log" are virtually identical. It's pretty obvious it's the same person and the "nephew" thing is just a cover story because he finally realized how stupid it is to threaten people with RL harm.
|
Miyamoto Isoruku
Caldari Original Sin.
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 01:43:00 -
[22]
10/10. Well done, excellent tears, and the best part is they really deserve it :D
|
Cattraknoff
Caldari Dead Pilots Society
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 01:50:00 -
[23]
This guy has some anger issues.
He needs some group therapy.
|
Jeiku Inoue
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 01:54:00 -
[24]
I'm curious where we have deserved any of it? You wardecced a corp for one idiot... Really guys? Go fight in Lowsec where it'll actually be a challenge maybe? Just a little thought maybe...
|
Amrikan
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 01:54:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Saltory Ursalmen NYAR NYAR NYAR
Did you teach your nephew how to type?
|
Yuki Kulotsuki
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 01:55:00 -
[26]
10/10. If you get any more out of this war please keep us posted.
Originally by: CCP Lemur THIS IS GOD: ... IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE REQUESTS I'M AVAILABLE SUNDAY FROM 10:30 TO 12:00 TO RECEIVE YOUR PRAYERS.
|
Lord God'Almighty
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 01:56:00 -
[27]
LOL, at this point I think EVERY EVE corp should war dec these guys. Serve them right for associating with such gutter trash.
|
Cattraknoff
Caldari Dead Pilots Society
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 02:00:00 -
[28]
Reports say that this guy is also a suicide bomber.
Or atleast is a muslim extremist.
Saltory Ursalmen > and PS. i hope your death is a slow and painfull one at the hands of some taliban intereggator
This corp is win. One is a nazy, one hopes american soldiers get tourtured.
|
Jeiku Inoue
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 02:01:00 -
[29]
you people make me worry where society is going frankly. You think that people deserve to have a miserable time simply because they know an idiot and one of them has a little ****e of a nephew?
|
Whiny McEmokid
|
Posted - 2010.06.13 02:02:00 -
[30]
Originally by: Jeiku Inoue one of them has a little ****e of a nephew?
still going with that one?
|
|
|
|
|
Pages: [1] 2 3 :: one page |
First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |