/emote gathers popcorn.

I approve of this message.

I'd be pretty full of rage flying a navy domi too

I may be blasphemous but at least my ship doesn't smell of drone poo

Ooo! I want a rhyming insult, too!

If you'll take some good advice, Redundancy sucks, you said 'simply' twice.

That's Hot!


/Paris Hilton

I am a man filled with immense rage. I greatly despise each and every one of you and would love nothing more than to watch you all burn in flames. I extract swift justice on everybody in my Navy Issue Dominix, and all that is left is the rotting flaming husks of their ships.

COME AT ME BRAH. I dare you. Try as you might, succeed you will not.

-10/10

Dang ol man why you be rhyming with dem dang old insults didn't bring dang old non rhymn insults widjadija. I tell you what decoding dem dang old things like trying fly a tengu in a tin can.

You want us to come at you, but you're making us pay our own locator fees without even knowing if you're actually in a Navy Domi or not?

I think not, sir. You may continue to stew impotently in your dark corner.

Navy domi or not, this I can assure you; My hated and revenge will be swift, and rejoice will my crew.

Rejoice with the crew? I think verily not.
Within your own pod, most surely you rot.
Commanding your ship, from its safety.
While the muscle and sinew die frailly.

Your sentiments are bold, but somehow ring hollow.
Somehow a slough of killmails should have follow'd.
Navy Dominix I think not, your assets are poor.
Are you worth the effort you neer' well doer?

I applaud you sir on your genuine concern,
However your humility I must discern.
Ship safety is but a minimal task,
For in my glory, all will bask.

Navy Dominix I do command,
As well as others to stay your hand.
Behind you a following you will muster,
But in the end, they will call you Custer.

Idrunk discomboulation best raawr ?

All will bask? Thou surely jest.
Give your lying mouth a rest.
Victims and enemies bask shall not.
Only those of your kin or had you forgot?

Thou dost not command me, to muster or lead.
I choose instead to rhyme with you in this thread.
And to insult your grasp of history's events.
Custer's last stand was an act of defense.

Not an act of aggression, as you did imply.
Please re-learn your history, you forum gadfly.

My name echos throughout the halls,
My accomplished feats; many are appalled.
Triumphant leaders command the masses,
Enemies of the chosen; hate with passion.

Defeat me you shall not,
Many or few; they will be forgot.
For it is I who command the Navy Dominix,
My drones causing total eclipse.