/emote gathers popcorn.

I approve of this message.

I'd be pretty full of rage flying a navy domi too

I may be blasphemous but at least my ship doesn't smell of drone poo

Ooo! I want a rhyming insult, too!

If you'll take some good advice, Redundancy sucks, you said 'simply' twice.

That's Hot!


/Paris Hilton

I am a man filled with immense rage. I greatly despise each and every one of you and would love nothing more than to watch you all burn in flames. I extract swift justice on everybody in my Navy Issue Dominix, and all that is left is the rotting flaming husks of their ships.

COME AT ME BRAH. I dare you. Try as you might, succeed you will not.

-10/10

Dang ol man why you be rhyming with dem dang old insults didn't bring dang old non rhymn insults widjadija. I tell you what decoding dem dang old things like trying fly a tengu in a tin can.

You want us to come at you, but you're making us pay our own locator fees without even knowing if you're actually in a Navy Domi or not?

I think not, sir. You may continue to stew impotently in your dark corner.

Navy domi or not, this I can assure you; My hated and revenge will be swift, and rejoice will my crew.

Rejoice with the crew? I think verily not.
Within your own pod, most surely you rot.
Commanding your ship, from its safety.
While the muscle and sinew die frailly.

Your sentiments are bold, but somehow ring hollow.
Somehow a slough of killmails should have follow'd.
Navy Dominix I think not, your assets are poor.
Are you worth the effort you neer' well doer?

I applaud you sir on your genuine concern,
However your humility I must discern.
Ship safety is but a minimal task,
For in my glory, all will bask.

Navy Dominix I do command,
As well as others to stay your hand.
Behind you a following you will muster,
But in the end, they will call you Custer.

Idrunk discomboulation best raawr ?

All will bask? Thou surely jest.
Give your lying mouth a rest.
Victims and enemies bask shall not.
Only those of your kin or had you forgot?

Thou dost not command me, to muster or lead.
I choose instead to rhyme with you in this thread.
And to insult your grasp of history's events.
Custer's last stand was an act of defense.

Not an act of aggression, as you did imply.
Please re-learn your history, you forum gadfly.

My name echos throughout the halls,
My accomplished feats; many are appalled.
Triumphant leaders command the masses,
Enemies of the chosen; hate with passion.

Defeat me you shall not,
Many or few; they will be forgot.
For it is I who command the Navy Dominix,
My drones causing total eclipse.

Reminds me of the guy who's Fed-Navy Domi I soloed on SiSi using a Widow. The local rage at having to self-destruct to get away was highly entertaining. Would do again.

I am a man filled with immense rage. I greatly despise each and every one of you and would love nothing more than to watch you all burn in flames. I extract swift justice on everybody in my Navy Issue Dominix, and all that is left is the rotting flaming husks of their ships.

COME AT ME BRAH. I dare you. Try as you might, succeed you will not.

Your rhymes do not scan, your prose it is lacking!
Your attention did wander? Did you start fapping?
Or did your brain fail you? Did you post whilst not wary?
Or is it simply a lack of a large vocabulary?

My verses are transcribed on the spot, my prose; thought out it is not.
My attention does not falter, fapping does not bother.
My brain was needing recharged. My posting; upon you it has barged.
I can use large college words, but most you have unheard.

My Navy Dominix does not stray, drones of many! Go forth and slay.
Wicked words of hatred and aggression, Upon you I throw my transgression.
Drones of destruction destroy all around, Burning your ships to the ground.
I am the commander of the Navy Dominix! My drones cause total eclipse.

What aggression you have to command.
Can be held back with a rubber band.
Your words they do fail to slay
Maybe rest in bed for another day

Claims of ships at your command
Swarms of drones you have at hand
But your prose is so very lacking
No fear created by your rhymes attacking.

Rubber bands are weak and frail,
Much like your insults, also stale.
Commonly known; words do not harm,
So what slaying would one expect; forlorn!

Sitting on gates, drones by my side,
Killing all the targets, whom I decide.
My prose is out of the question,
The fruits of my endeavors, great destruction.

My foes lay bloodied on the battlefield,
Within the smoke, Navy Dominix revealed!
My drones remain strong, flight straight and true.
Negotiations declined, ye shall not receive blue.