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Zyress
The Fabulous Thunderbirds
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Posted - 2012.07.19 14:32:00 -
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Let's see,
minmatard,
frogs,
squids,
never heard one for Amarrians curriously,
carebear,
pubbie,
nullbear,
u mad bro,
can i haz yo stuffz,
tears of any type.
afk missioner,
afk miner,
leet blobber,
ninja,
griefer,
gate camper,
ganker,
sheep,
pets,
newb,
and of course troll,
I'm sure there are more but these come quickly to mind |
Patrakele
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
39
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Posted - 2012.07.19 14:42:00 -
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You're all nerds...stupid nerds, not the smart ones.... |
Karkaroph
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2012.07.19 14:46:00 -
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Are you feeling low by any chance?
Wait - let me post your name and mock you at a conference.
One sec....
I have seen so much of it, that truly I know nothing of it, except that it embaces me. |
Jafit
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
297
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Posted - 2012.07.19 14:49:00 -
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Your mother is so fat, that she has the sig radius and mass of a Leviathan Titan, with shield extenders, CDFE rigs, and an active microwarp drive. She's also so stupid that she always presses 'jump to' instead of 'bridge to' when she's trying to bridge a fleet. She's also fitted with T1 rigs.
Also I put my battleship in her Ship Maintenance Array last night, if you know what I mean. She even let me put stuff in her corp hangar. She loved it, and I heard she lets everyone else put their ships in there too, blues, neuts, reds... she'll fleet up with anyone.
In other news this is a terrible thread. |
Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
182
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Posted - 2012.07.19 14:53:00 -
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Your momma so promiscuous she sees more action than the gate guns at Amamake.
In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse. |
Christy D Floyd
Astra Research
21
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Posted - 2012.07.19 15:06:00 -
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GOON
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. |
Mallak Azaria
341
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Posted - 2012.07.19 15:07:00 -
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*snip* |
Wallimiyama
1st Contact
Fade 2 Black
6
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Posted - 2012.07.19 15:10:00 -
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Shalia Ripper wrote:Your father is a Fedo and your mother smells of stale Quafe.
Better to smell like stale Quafe, than stale queef!! |
Mizhir
Club Bear
50
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Posted - 2012.07.19 15:28:00 -
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Yo momma is so fat she needs 2 cynos to move. |
Ris Dnalor
Black Rebel Rifter Club
The Devil's Tattoo
402
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Posted - 2012.07.19 15:37:00 -
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Zyress wrote:
never heard one for Amarrians curriously,
Darn profanity filter 
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=118961
EvE = Everybody Vs. Everybody
- Qolde |
Alara IonStorm
2704
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Posted - 2012.07.19 15:47:00 -
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Edit: I was laughing at the insults so hard I thought this was a thread for jokes. 
Guys sitting at a bar having a drink when a stranger walks up and asks him do you know 63 x 34 is?
Guy answers no and goes back to his drink.
The stranger walks up again an hour later and asks him do you know 63 x 34 is?
The guy getting annoyed says you asked me already I don't know the answer and again goes back to his drink.
An hour later the stranger walks up a third time and again asks him do you know 63 x 34 is?
The guy turns to the stranger. Look pal that is the third time you asked me this and like the last time and the time before I do not... *Skill Training Complete.* it's 2142 |
MinefieldS
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
64
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Posted - 2012.07.19 17:56:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat her first fart has been named the Big Bang. Since then she went on a diet and now she farts supernovas. |
DrSmegma
Smegma United
Asgard Supplies and Logistics
27
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Posted - 2012.07.19 17:57:00 -
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Grumpymunky wrote:So, you play EVE Online?
*points and laughs*
Yea. I suppose most insults will be based on the sheer fact that someone plays this crap. |
Arkturus McFadden
Sonoran Shadow
Black Mesa Complex
121
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Posted - 2012.07.19 17:59:00 -
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Your Empress is a filthy *****...
^ lame insult thats actually true.
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Karkaroph
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
7
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Posted - 2012.07.19 18:00:00 -
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DrSmegma wrote:Grumpymunky wrote:So, you play EVE Online?
*points and laughs* Yea. I suppose most insults will be based on the sheer fact that someone plays this crap.
Alternatively, to add the 'zinger':
So, you play EVE Online - and are only moderately capable at it?
Burn. As it were.
I have seen so much of it, that truly I know nothing of it, except that it embaces me. |
Large Collidable Object
morons.
1733
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Posted - 2012.07.19 18:14:00 -
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Eve players are the nerds who are to nerds what nerds are to normal people.
You know... morons. |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
72
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Posted - 2012.07.19 18:51:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat they won't let her dock at stations any more.
Yo momma's so fat that they use her to go titan bowling.
That fitting is so bad Pend pays off the insurance contract the moment you undock.
Yo momma eats so much they had to invent Giant Secure Containers to hold her lunch.
If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
arcca jeth
Dark Alliance
Dark Empire Alliance
102
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Posted - 2012.07.19 19:12:00 -
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TOADS! all of yous |
Quaaid
ABOS Industrial Enterprises
69
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Posted - 2012.07.19 19:29:00 -
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You're mother is so fat that she has merged her gravitational pull with that of the planet. The effects of this have caused all life to be heavily burdened as gravitational weight has slightly more than doubled. The race is on to develop new fuel sources that will once again allow space travel as spacecraft can no longer escape our atmosphere under the combined gravitational pull of the planet and your mother. Scientists agree that we can harvest the flatulence of your mother to produce this fuel, but lack entry point to her lower intestines as the western hemisphere of earth has merged with her backside and it all crushing together into what experts agree will eventually become a quantum singularity. Humanity is in a race against time.
That fat.
How did I do? |
Lin-Young Borovskova
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
533
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Posted - 2012.07.19 19:32:00 -
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"You're just a stupid Goon NPC alt!"
-->[- ]
brb |
Lin-Young Borovskova
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
533
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Posted - 2012.07.19 19:39:00 -
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Large Collidable Object wrote:
Clever explanation ever, also insult to nerds that are to nerds what nerds are to normal people
brb |
Nyrak
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
17
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Posted - 2012.07.19 19:45:00 -
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Your momma is so fat, those pimples she thought were moles and warts turned out to be players' interaction buildings mining away...
...and I will not even go towards what those "hot spots", especially on water planets, might mean!  |
Alpheias
Euphoria Released
Verge of Collapse
678
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Posted - 2012.07.19 20:25:00 -
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I am sure you were in NightmareX's latest empire PvP video.
I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies
I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more |
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
2278
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Posted - 2012.07.19 21:31:00 -
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Your prowess in PVP is only rivaled by the mighty Chribba.
To carve a successful niche for yourself in EVE you need to be able to out sell, out produce, out fight,-á out run, or out wit your competitors.
If you can do none of the above, your only option is to complain on the forums that somehow you are at a disadvantage using the exact same tool set-áas the rest of the player base. |
stoicfaux
1264
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Posted - 2012.07.19 23:01:00 -
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Yo momma's so fat that I had to train my PI skills to V before I could plant my command center, if you know what I mean.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Blade N'Mare
Hard Rock University
En Garde
29
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Posted - 2012.07.19 23:20:00 -
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Your mums so fat noobs keep trying to set up customs officers near her
Your mum eats so much she had to be fitted with a compression bay
Gallente have no friends, that's why they all have drones
Minmatar make bad lovers as they go to fast and shoot instantly
Is that a 1400mm Gallium Cannon in your high slot or are you just happy to see me?
Amarrians are so bad at dating they had to subjugate an entire race to get sex.
"Light a candle for the Sinners.-á Set the World on Fire." |
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