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MeBiatch
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
472
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Posted - 2012.07.18 20:59:00 -
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I am curious how many eve insults jokes we can come up with...
Accepted are Knock knock jokes your mamma jokes and anything else thats funny...
i'll start your mother is soo stupid she makes eve Mission A.I look smart...
Your mother is so fat its the reason why there are no longer moms in the game...
PLEX FOR PIZZA!
-áThere are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... |
Marcus Ichiro
Kif Korp
55
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Posted - 2012.07.18 21:00:00 -
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You're in an NPC corp. |
Gogela
Direct Action LLC.
890
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Posted - 2012.07.18 21:01:00 -
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Your shiptosting is so bad you should be forum banned and this thread locked!
BUUUUURN! 
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Shameless Avenger
275
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Posted - 2012.07.18 21:01:00 -
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Marcus Ichiro wrote:You're in an NPC corp.
"This is the Ninja. He will scan you down; he will salvage your wrecks and there shall be no aggro" ~ The Story of the Ninja |
CARB0N FIBER
Derailleurs
31
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Posted - 2012.07.18 21:05:00 -
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Your main is an ISD! |
Xercodo
Disturbed Friends Of Diazepam
1223
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Posted - 2012.07.18 21:08:00 -
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"Your mother is so fat she collapsed the EVEGate"?
"You should be called Cave Johnson, cause you fitting style is like throwing science at a wall and seeing what sticks."
...."Goon"?
Okay no wait better, "You're a goon role model"
The Drake is a Lie |
Dabnus
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2012.07.18 21:20:00 -
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****** Strenght! This insult was used by CCP Soundwave to describe Test's AT10 match win despite 4 boundary violations. "Test displayed great ****** Strenght". |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1676
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Posted - 2012.07.18 21:21:00 -
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lol Caldari |
Virgil Travis
GWA Corp
Unified Church of the Unobligated
459
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Posted - 2012.07.18 21:46:00 -
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Your mammoth is so fat she collapses wormholes.
Unified Church of the Unobligated - madness in the method
Mamma didn't raise no victims. |
MeBiatch
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
472
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Posted - 2012.07.18 21:46:00 -
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Marcus Ichiro wrote:You're in an NPC corp.
sic burn bro...
PLEX FOR PIZZA!
-áThere are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... |
MeBiatch
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
472
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Posted - 2012.07.18 21:47:00 -
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Gogela wrote:Your shiptosting is so bad you should be forum banned and this thread locked! BUUUUURN!
i resemble this post...
PLEX FOR PIZZA!
-áThere are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... |
Shalia Ripper
146
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Posted - 2012.07.18 21:51:00 -
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Your father is a Fedo and your mother smells of stale Quafe.
Why can't I just delete my signature CCP? WHYYYYYYY? |
Azami Nevinyrall
Project Cerberus
Caldari State Capturing
326
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Posted - 2012.07.18 22:15:00 -
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So....you work for CCP?
Do you know what a sh*t-barometer is? It measures the sh*t-pressure in the air, did you hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of sh*t... |
Y'nit Gidrine
Gold Horizons Industrial
7
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Posted - 2012.07.18 22:16:00 -
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Don't forget to destroy a minmatar ship before you attempt to salvage it. |
Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
127
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Posted - 2012.07.18 23:13:00 -
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A highsec miner gets caught in a bubble. As the pirates begin locking the target he desperately tries appealing to their humanity screaming "Don't shoot! I have kids and a family!". After a brief pause the pirate leader replies "But we love to shoot..." to which the highsec miner immediately drops a can and says "Shoot the kids and family then". |
Tor Gungnir
Agenda Industries
307
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Posted - 2012.07.18 23:19:00 -
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I could've been your father, but the Slaver Hound beat me over the acceleration gate.
Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you. |
Charles Baker
Federal Mineral Acquisition
VORTEX RISING
64
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Posted - 2012.07.19 00:33:00 -
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TEST |
Heimdallofasgard
Apex Overplayed Coalition
201
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Posted - 2012.07.19 00:52:00 -
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Yo Momma's so fat that when she goes down the shops, she needs your dad to pop a cyno
Kick Heim. |
stoicfaux
1257
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Posted - 2012.07.19 00:57:00 -
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Q: How many Goons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 10,058. But even after all that, the light bulb still needs to be replaced.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Lyskal Oskold
Sefem Ortus
Swift Angels Alliance
181
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Posted - 2012.07.19 01:02:00 -
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Your momma is so fat she isn't allowed in any FW complexes.
Your momma is so fat the only ship she can fly is a hollowed out freighter.
Pirates are red,buddies are blue,if you're unlucky enough to be orange,I'll f*cking kill you. |
Grumpymunky
Super Monkey Tribe of Danger
351
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Posted - 2012.07.19 01:26:00 -
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So, you play EVE Online?
*points and laughs*
Post with your monkey. |
Xearal
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
316
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Posted - 2012.07.19 01:32:00 -
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U Mad Bro?
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YuuKnow
372
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Posted - 2012.07.19 01:37:00 -
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This is the only MMOPG I play. I've always wanted to know if
come at me bro
you mad bro
yummy tears
are Eve specific or do all MMOPGs have the same forum banter?
yk |
Xercodo
Disturbed Friends Of Diazepam
1225
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Posted - 2012.07.19 01:43:00 -
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YuuKnow wrote:This is the only MMOPG I play. I've always wanted to know if
come at me bro
you mad bro
yummy tears
are Eve specific or do all MMOPGs have the same forum banter?
yk
Not just MMOPGs, all of the internet.
The Drake is a Lie |
YuuKnow
372
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Posted - 2012.07.19 02:21:00 -
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Xercodo wrote:Not just MMOPGs, all of the internet.
Oh.... Guess I don't swim around many other troll-infested waters.
yk
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stoicfaux
1258
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Posted - 2012.07.19 03:05:00 -
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Yo' momma is so loose, that only an Iteron V can satisfy her... her... her... her...
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Adalynne Rohks
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
37
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Posted - 2012.07.19 03:11:00 -
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Yo momma so ugly, I jumped on her back and yelled "So this is what it's like to fly a Moa?!" |
Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
511
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Posted - 2012.07.19 03:23:00 -
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I was trying to salvage this wreck, but then your mum yelled "Get away from me, you perv!"
In irae, veritas. |
Valerie Tessel
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
243
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Posted - 2012.07.19 13:57:00 -
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https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=680855#post680855
Whole thread-full there, started by CCP Prism X no less.
Support Aegis Destroyers: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=97610 |
Zimmy Zeta
Paramount Commerce
Masters of Flying Objects
1159
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Posted - 2012.07.19 14:06:00 -
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YuuKnow wrote:This is the only MMOPG I play. I've always wanted to know if
come at me bro
you mad bro
yummy tears
are Eve specific or do all MMOPGs have the same forum banter?
yk
come at me bro: originates from the TV show "Jersey Shore"
you mad bro: orginates from some rapper, the original quote was: "You just mad cuz I'm stylin' on you."
yummie tears: I think this might actually be an eve-specific meme, but I may be wrong.
Spending too much time on the internets, I know....
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