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Voltron
Caldari
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.30 05:59:00 -
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OMG!
As of July 8th I will have Wife aggro! Permanently! Like as in FOREVER!!!!!
Getting married in Dominican Republic - notice to all those I haven't kept in contact with - iskies are appreciated - Date is July 8 2010 Paradisus Punta Cana - will send pix of me in a speedo/tight trunks on the beach to sexy people from my past.
Voltizzle fo rizzle.
Helen, Sku11y, DJ, TJ and Ceratin hook a fat man up FFS you cheap gits. 
It's great touching your own dink isn't it?
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Musical Fist
Gallente
NAP Coalition
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Posted - 2010.06.30 06:10:00 -
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So you formed Voltron?
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New NAP Coalition campaign started, want to be rich, powerful and elite?
Join 'NAP Coalition' public channel for more info
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Gistatis Tribunus
Minmatar
The Unknown Bar and Pub
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Posted - 2010.06.30 06:31:00 -
[3]
 Originally by: Voltron
Wife aggro
that's the worst part though 
lol jk, have fun
also inb4p move to OOPE
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BuIIseye
Amarr
Pax Amarria Corp
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Posted - 2010.06.30 06:33:00 -
[4]
My condolences
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Kendar
Gallente
4S Corporation
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.06.30 06:46:00 -
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will there be live streaming from wedding night or atleast a vid posted at a later date?
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Hinkledolph
Minmatar
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.30 06:50:00 -
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Originally by: Kendar
will there be live streaming from wedding night or atleast a vid posted at a later date?
Say no to GAY ****...
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Kendar
Gallente
4S Corporation
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.06.30 07:02:00 -
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Originally by: Hinkledolph
Originally by: Kendar
will there be live streaming from wedding night or atleast a vid posted at a later date?
Say no to GAY ****...
no eating da popo?
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Hinkledolph
Minmatar
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.30 07:11:00 -
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Originally by: Kendar
Originally by: Hinkledolph
Originally by: Kendar
will there be live streaming from wedding night or atleast a vid posted at a later date?
Say no to GAY ****...
no eating da popo?
Nah, carry on with that.
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Ace Frehley
Minmatar
Big Shadows
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.30 07:25:00 -
[9]
Dont forget to shave your a.. and wax your ba...
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titanstory
Amarr
Section XIII
Cursed Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.30 08:45:00 -
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Originally by: Voltron
OMG!
As of July 8th I will have Wife aggro! Permanently! Like as in FOREVER!!!!!
Getting married in Dominican Republic - notice to all those I haven't kept in contact with - iskies are appreciated - Date is July 8 2010 Paradisus Punta Cana - will send pix of me in a speedo/tight trunks on the beach to sexy people from my past.
Voltizzle fo rizzle.
Helen, Sku11y, DJ, TJ and Ceratin hook a fat man up FFS you cheap gits.
hum... osef of your life -->
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dastommy79
Caldari
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.30 08:52:00 -
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Originally by: Ace Frehley
Dont forget to shave your a.. and wax your ba...
I'll do yours if you do mine?
I role play ewok
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Ceratin
Amarr
Dark-Rising
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.30 08:57:00 -
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Originally by: Voltron
OMG!
As of July 8th I will have Wife aggro! Permanently! Like as in FOREVER!!!!!
Getting married in Dominican Republic - notice to all those I haven't kept in contact with - iskies are appreciated - Date is July 8 2010 Paradisus Punta Cana - will send pix of me in a speedo/tight trunks on the beach to sexy people from my past.
Voltizzle fo rizzle.
Helen, Sku11y, DJ, TJ and Ceratin hook a fat man up FFS you cheap gits.
lol, im getting married so give me isk? well.. its an improvement on "ceratin, get me a mothership for free plz"
Congratulations matey :)
+ Plz edit ur post with link to said 'speedo pics'
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Xtreem
Gallente
DEATHFUNK
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.30 09:06:00 -
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i feel your pain!
although could be worse.. could have a few babies!
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Manks Girl
Caldari
Space Lobsters
Fidelas Constans
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Posted - 2010.06.30 09:23:00 -
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Originally by: Voltron
OMG!
As of July 8th I will have Wife aggro! Permanently! Like as in FOREVER!!!!!
Getting married in Dominican Republic - notice to all those I haven't kept in contact with - iskies are appreciated - Date is July 8 2010 Paradisus Punta Cana - will send pix of me in a speedo/tight trunks on the beach to sexy people from my past.
Voltizzle fo rizzle.
Helen, Sku11y, DJ, TJ and Ceratin hook a fat man up FFS you cheap gits.
congrats dude..
ive been to punta cana very nice place, extremely hot and lots of naked women :P
just dont get caught lol.. dark sunglasses ftw
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Spurty
Caldari
D00M.
RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2010.06.30 11:01:00 -
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Congrats on real life level 4 ( 5 requires kids level 1)
No need for pictures of you in speedos. Watch out for that wedding cake. Apparently it makes you overweight quickly
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Deva Blackfire
Amarr
LOST IDEA
C0VEN
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Posted - 2010.06.30 11:24:00 -
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This match will need Commander Conmen's commentary or it didnt happen.
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Romale
Caldari
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.06.30 12:28:00 -
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are you by any chance a US citizen marrying a citizen of the DR? i only ask cause if its true i have to laugh at you instead of congradulate you
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NL1GHT3D
Gallente
Feudum Chalybis
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Posted - 2010.06.30 12:31:00 -
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Originally by: Ceratin
lol, im getting married so give me isk? well.. its an improvement on "ceratin, get me a mothership for free plz"
he's already getting an extra mom which he cant dump anywhere...
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NC DamageControl
Caldari
Stellar Convertors
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Posted - 2010.06.30 12:57:00 -
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Originally by: Ceratin
lol, im getting married so give me isk? well.. its an improvement on "ceratin, get me a mothership for free plz"
Thanks, but we already have Motherships and Titans for free.
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Hapey Witredeyes
Caldari
Retribution. Inc.
Looney Toons.
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Posted - 2010.06.30 14:35:00 -
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Guys, I think it's pretty obvious OP is just trolling.
in the name of the lulz |
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Cpt Underpants
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.06.30 15:24:00 -
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I had a wife once. She made me give up Eve. I'm nowdivorced, back playing eve and happier too.
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CCP Zymurgist
Gallente
C C P
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Posted - 2010.06.30 15:27:00 -
[22]
Congratulations!
Oh and moved to Out of Pod Experience from Corporation Alliance and Organization Discussion.
Zymurgist
Community Representative
CCP Hf, EVE Online
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Exploding Tukey
Gallente
Capital Construction Research
Pioneer Alliance
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Posted - 2010.06.30 15:35:00 -
[23]
You should celebrate with Vuvuzelas!
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drifter raas
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Posted - 2010.06.30 15:36:00 -
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I give it 2 months before she is been banged like a base drum down town when your playing EVE.
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Wendat Huron
Stellar Solutions
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Posted - 2010.06.30 16:02:00 -
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Forever is typically 7 years.
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Orree
Dynaverse Corporation
Sodalitas XX
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Posted - 2010.06.30 17:07:00 -
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Edited by: Orree on 30/06/2010 17:08:29
Heh..congrats. 
Wife aggro is definitely troublesome at times, but wait until you have kid(s) aggro on top of that! 
I've been married 19 years and have two daughters. Let's just say that playing EVE in my house can be a very difficult proposition. I am thinking about enlisting my eldest to earn ISK on my empire alt, though...lol.
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Mazzarins Demise
Profit Development and Research Association
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Posted - 2010.06.30 17:12:00 -
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This is clearly a scam. He's getting married and he thinks HE'S getting the money?
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SFX Bladerunner
Minmatar
Bite me inc.
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Posted - 2010.06.30 17:20:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Wendat Huron
Forever is typically 7 years.
50% percent of first marriages, 67% of second and 74% of third marriages end in divorce, according to Jennifer Baker of the Forest Institute of Professional Psychology in Springfield, Missouri.
Or, more than half.
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Vogue
Skynet Nexus
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Posted - 2010.06.30 17:27:00 -
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Carebear gold: I think the most success someone can have in life is to get married and for both partners to love each other for decades to their graves.
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Barakkus
Caelestis Iudicium
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Posted - 2010.06.30 18:06:00 -
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Just remember this:
Never go to bed mad at each other, everything else will work out just fine if you follow that 1 rule.
Originally by: CCP Dropbear
rofl
edit: ah crap, dev account. Oh well, official rofl at you sir.
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Carlos Det
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Posted - 2010.06.30 20:40:00 -
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Originally by: Barakkus
Just remember this:
Never go to bed mad at each other, everything else will work out just fine if you follow that 1 rule.
dont forget rule # 2 :
if she asks : does this dress makes me look fat
do not pause inmediately say NO , any pause of 1 second or longer will haunt you for at least 15 years
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Newbear
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Posted - 2010.06.30 20:56:00 -
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Just stay docked in the shed or bathroom and wait out the agresson timers like the rest of us. Then do covert ops runs for beer and jerky. Or when you get kids have them scout for you or run courier missions for frozen food.
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1213058
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Anton Marx
Caldari
Warhamsters
Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2010.06.30 23:51:00 -
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Originally by: SFX Bladerunner
Originally by: Wendat Huron
Forever is typically 7 years.
50% percent of first marriages, 67% of second and 74% of third marriages end in divorce, according to Jennifer Baker of the Forest Institute of Professional Psychology in Springfield, Missouri.
Or, more than half.
and THAT'S why we Euro's do not get married as much :P
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Atomos Darksun
The Maverick Navy
IT Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.01 05:22:00 -
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Originally by: Anton Marx
Originally by: SFX Bladerunner
Originally by: Wendat Huron
Forever is typically 7 years.
50% percent of first marriages, 67% of second and 74% of third marriages end in divorce, according to Jennifer Baker of the Forest Institute of Professional Psychology in Springfield, Missouri.
Or, more than half.
and THAT'S why we Euro's do not get married as much :P
I have a Slovenian friend who was complaining about his good friend getting married, nobody does it anymore, yadayada. And about how he had to pay out for a tux and expensive wedding gift 
Originally by: Amoxin
My vent is talking to me in a devil voice...
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AppleBanana
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Posted - 2010.07.01 11:21:00 -
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Wow time really flies, it seems like just yesterday she was a he. Congrats you 2!
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Helen
Resonance.
RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2010.07.01 14:16:00 -
[36]
Congrats Volt I'll send a lil ingame wedding present.
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CCP Adida
C C P
C C P Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.01 16:06:00 -
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Congratz!
Just get her addicted to EVE and there will not be wife aggro
Adida
Community Rep
CCP Hf, EVE Online
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Reyold Bengali
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.07.01 17:56:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Carlos Det
Originally by: Barakkus
Just remember this:
Never go to bed mad at each other, everything else will work out just fine if you follow that 1 rule.
dont forget rule # 2 :
if she asks : does this dress makes me look fat
do not pause inmediately say NO , any pause of 1 second or longer will haunt you for at least 15 years
After a few years you'll learn to say "It isn't the dress" while simultaneously ducking, covering your head, and running from the room.
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Akimi Fuji
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Posted - 2010.07.01 18:30:00 -
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Edited by: Akimi Fuji on 01/07/2010 18:30:37
Originally by: CCP Adida
Congratz!
Just get her addicted to EVE and there will not be wife aggro
I tried this. I can't even get my wife to log into my accounts for me and change skills while I'm deployed. I even tried to convince her that the new PI stuff was like farmville(her only addiction) in space.....that didn't fly either. Any tips you have for addicting my wife to EVE would be greatly appreciated.
Oh!!! and congrats you 2 have fun. Lots of good advice in this thread so far. Don;t go to bed mad. Dress doesn't make you look fat. Kids running EVE alts....etc.
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Brujo Loco
Amarr
Brujeria Teologica
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Posted - 2010.07.01 18:55:00 -
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I welcome you aboard the club of Wife Aggroers ...
May God have mercy on your soul
and GRATZ :D
Protip: If you can make her play eve you will win 1000 internetz (mine at least loves the music, which is a step in the right direction)
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Viva VENEZUELA!!!
Archipelago Theory
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123GuessWho
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Posted - 2010.07.01 21:42:00 -
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Make sure the wife never fits a nagging II module
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Jon Engel
Intaki Liberation Front
Intaki Prosperity Initiative
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Posted - 2010.07.02 05:14:00 -
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Originally by: Voltron
OMG!
As of July 8th I will have Wife aggro! Permanently! Like as in FOREVER!!!!!
Getting married in Dominican Republic - notice to all those I haven't kept in contact with - iskies are appreciated - Date is July 8 2010 Paradisus Punta Cana - will send pix of me in a speedo/tight trunks on the beach to sexy people from my past.
Voltizzle fo rizzle.
Helen, Sku11y, DJ, TJ and Ceratin hook a fat man up FFS you cheap gits.
Why go all the way to Domican Republic? You can have my wife...
Seriously, any takers?
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Laythun
Viziam
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Posted - 2010.07.02 12:10:00 -
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Players gonna play.
Congrats old friend.
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Urbania Sarum
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Posted - 2010.07.02 12:37:00 -
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Just remember that , in the run up to your wedding, she will have spent a lot of time with her female relatives - and this qualifies her for the following skills:
nagging 4, hair splitting to 3 (4 if she works at it), stating the bleeding obvious 4, cold shouldering 5, and probably some others as well; you need to ensure child bearing stays at 1 for a while if you want to continue to play EVE...
(this from a 33-year vet; if I had murdered her I'd only have served 14 years lol)
Congrats anyway
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Jago Kain
Amarr
Ramm's RDI
Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2010.07.02 12:51:00 -
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Originally by: Barakkus
Just remember this:
Never go to bed mad at each other, everything else will work out just fine if you follow that 1 rule.
Lies.
I tried this, but after over three years with no sleep at all I finally snapped and beat the cow into a bloody pulp using the Dyson stair hose attatchment and then buried the body under the patio a la Brewkside.
Slept just fine afterwards though.
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Oceana
Black Lance
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Posted - 2010.07.12 05:35:00 -
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Cynics!
I met my sweetie playing Eve, most of the old crowd know he moved to Canada and has been living with me since 2008, we're back playing Eve these days. OFC we were not silly enough to get married but that's a different issue.
Condolences Volt and I'll tell DJ to send you isk 
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Reptail
Caldari
Cool Rampage Amongst Zeus 1
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Posted - 2010.07.12 10:46:00 -
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**** eve **** forum **** eve users.
you all suck .
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Vogue
Skynet Nexus
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Posted - 2010.07.12 11:15:00 -
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Given your personality type 'bigman' and though you have a very masculine front you exhibit many behaviour traits of a woman. Which basically means your marriage is a lesbian relationship.
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Reptail
Caldari
Cool Rampage Amongst Zeus 1
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Posted - 2010.07.12 11:47:00 -
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Originally by: Vogue
Given your personality type 'bigman' and though you have a very masculine front you exhibit many behaviour traits of a woman. Which basically means your marriage is a lesbian relationship.
mine?
o8h ertg dgd gdghrdfs |
Vogue
Skynet Nexus
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Posted - 2010.07.12 12:00:00 -
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Dunno. Give me some details. I have a great ability to analyse others though I have the social skills of a cylon with a flat battery
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Reptail
Caldari
Cool Rampage Amongst Zeus 1
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Posted - 2010.07.12 12:19:00 -
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Originally by: Vogue
Dunno. Give me some details. I have a great ability to analyse others though I have the social skills of a cylon with a flat battery
You can't anylise the beast.
But I can anal-yse you if you like
/sarcasm off :).
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Vogue
Skynet Nexus
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Posted - 2010.07.12 12:28:00 -
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Go for it. Some people call me an ebil cold devious robot.
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Reptail
Caldari
Cool Rampage Amongst Zeus 1
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Posted - 2010.07.12 12:34:00 -
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Originally by: Vogue
Go for it. Some people call me an ebil cold devious robot.
Nope, i'll never do such a thing to you because i respect you.
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