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Funkcikle
Gallente DEATHFUNK Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 01:53:00 -
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I'm both confirming the validity of the mail and- i practiced words and spelling for it
ooh,, loving the attention :)
/me bows and shows his arse at the same time
Your attempt to sow dissent between Dfunk and atlas PALES in comparison when compaire to me speaking for 3 minutes :)
still this is a good forum to reiterate the message, boys, u either form a gang or make a corp gang, no scrub alliance gangs for you. Go to the Ctas. I so wish I could be arsed with finding out who is poasting corpmails to COAD.. that would prabbly make me a better CEO. But im sure my awesome awesomeness will no doubt win your loyalty and obidience, or failing that, its a great way of advertising it to the world of minions out there
control freak ? fuk yes !
Let me put it like this
" An artist labours for years to carve the perfect statue from marble, every muscle and every curve shaped with precise brevity, then one talentless man destroys it all"
"WE am THAt MAN!
"bash, bash-bash, bash"
fkin av sumadat
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Funkcikle
Gallente DEATHFUNK Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:15:00 -
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Edited by: Funkcikle on 09/07/2010 02:15:42 also, i didnt practice typing words for thes posts, so those of you who are astute may say " But harK ! ( because i think clever epople speak like that) But hark, his coad diction dosth nay mach his corp mailmaking ways!" any you would be right to think that.
also you proabbly wouldnt be american if you though that. however, if you WERE an american
Could you please stop saying "could care less", because thats silly, and useless, and makes no sense, and say exactly the opposit of what your trying to convey.
also dont say hold dont the fort, just hold the fort, thats fine, the fort donst require holding down, its a fort. its pretty mcuh going to stay where it is.
U can have AlOOOOOminum, and all those other thing. its just the Queen asked me to pass this along, and as it is HER english ( or rather HRH english.. kapow i did a literay pun), well neway.
Also, would you mind paying for some of the free Oil your scooping up from mexicon , that shat dont grown on tree u know
Luv Funk
" Feet , Dont Fail me now"
*Funkstars*Funkstars*Funkstars* .. Ad infinitum
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Funkcikle
Gallente DEATHFUNK Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:25:00 -
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ALSO , whilst I have your attention, If you were a superhero, what superhero your you be
Dfunk - Assume Form of CAOD Spam- Go Go GO
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Funkcikle
Gallente DEATHFUNK Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:37:00 -
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Don't try Coad forum warfair with me , i tell u , ill eat u , eat u ALIVE so i will :)
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Funkcikle
Gallente DEATHFUNK Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:45:00 -
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but it NOT fake, damit, i wish u actually read corpmails then you would know.
also, Prio suck, and if it wasn't for the spanish, di-tron would be nothing, NOTHING
, btw, wecome to coad, a tempory Dfunk corp forum.
u will learn not to rile the beast, yes u will
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Funkcikle
Gallente DEATHFUNK Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 02:51:00 -
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I'll have you know I only drink buckfast when I'm back in deons, and .. well yheah, ok the pants thing is fine... nothing like a nice arsecracking g-string when Mistress suffering is killing your carrier to make u focus ur mind
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Funkcikle
Gallente DEATHFUNK Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:18:00 -
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/me looks up from controlling things
"I love you white"
/me continues to try an micromanage every aspect of your lives
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Funkcikle
Gallente DEATHFUNK Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:33:00 -
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Edited by: Funkcikle on 09/07/2010 03:33:48 I guess this as good a time as any to let u peons know Dfunk requiresa new mascot.
pictures and n explaination why you should be part of the best thing that :accidently: all over the internet for the last 13 years on an internet shaped postcard to whoever deals with that crap for me these days.
but anyway, .. what was the point ?
if you were a superhero , what superhero would you be ?
edit - fast eddy was better than you all
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Funkcikle
Gallente DEATHFUNK Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 03:49:00 -
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Originally by: Metal Dude
Originally by: Mr Rive
Especially when you have to log off a nyx and bail your fleet when you cant defend your home system.
Listen to this man. He knows something about bailing and not defending the home system. 
you can keep you filty talk about internet spaceship out of my thread so u can, off with you and all ur foul kind
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Funkcikle
Gallente DEATHFUNK Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 04:31:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Rive Must be embarrassing to hear from your own alliance mates that you suck. Especially all those budding ATLAS FC's. Personally i aint seen a difference between any ATLAS FC, you all seem to be bad. But to hear it from your own members must be terrible.
Especially when you have to log off a nyx and bail your fleet when you cant defend your home system.
I would say -A- left because they didnt want to fight with idiots on their side, but thats not fair, theres a chance they just couldnt be arsed to try and get in through the lag in system to stop ATLAS tripping over their own fail.
back to Kugs with you sweetcheeks, leave Caod to the pros.. off u go now, circlejerks need everyone there or it dunn wurk
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Funkcikle
Gallente DEATHFUNK Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.09 19:30:00 -
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GOOD LORD! I was drunk yesterday, I don't remember any of this... which is worrying.
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Funkcikle
Gallente DEATHFUNK Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.11 03:42:00 -
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interesting, however captain, let me pose you this riddle, what has 2 thumbs and is a big fat gay ****
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Funkcikle
Gallente DEATHFUNK Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.11 03:49:00 -
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you have 2 thumbs yheah ?
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Funkcikle
Gallente DEATHFUNK Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.07.11 03:56:00 -
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whats got 2 thumbs and your a cun.t ?
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