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The PitBoss
Caldari
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2010.07.10 05:42:00 -
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(please bear with me ... havent done this in a while)
*** BREAKING NEWS ***
Today has seen the media frenzy taking place with the anonymous release of a picture involving CSM member Ankhesentapemkah
LEAKED PHOTO: CLICKY
Apparently yesterday while throwing a 'Meet the CSM member picnic' (for herself) charity fund raiser in JITA ... the event took a turn for the worse when PREVIOUS media sensations: The Pitboss and Thaylon Sen made an appearance in their so called 'BOOZE MOBILE' at the same park.
(We haven't heard from these two since thier drunken adventure in YULAI years ago. The two broke into a CONCORD billboard and started directing traffic which led to the BIGGEST Traffic jam on any gate in eve history to date ...)
STOCK MEDIA FILE: YULAI Incedent
The charity picnic was to raise monies for a local alcohol and drug rehab center. Ankhesentapemkah was attempting to bring sympathy to her 'Grass Roots' campaign that focuses on 'The Average Carebear' & thier concerns about 'The Current Power monopoly of PVP ALLIANCES'
What isn't clear ... is how the other two high profile people with thier 'BOOZE MOBILE' and the charity picnic merged. Speculation has it that The Pitboss and Thaylon Sen were just passing by the park while on their current 'Hookers and Blow' Tour ...
A local liquor supplier contacted us to comment, "We Knew this 'BOOZE MOBILE' idea was going to be a BIG mistake ... They told me it would be like an ice-cream truck but for adults ... yeah right !! ... BUT how could i NOT humor my BEST customers"
BOOZE MOBILE: CLICKY
With free flowing booze, things got worse when a donkey from a near by petting zoo in the park went crazy and broke loose. Thaylon Sen caught him and was heard talking to the donkey all afternoon ...
In the wake of this event we now see the removal of this CSM member from her chair: STORY HERE
Rumors are out that she removed classified documents to sell to a hooded person in an attempt to buy the last bottles of amarrian blood wine from the 'Booze Mobile' ... the released photo catches her red handed with the secret documents ...
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No charges have been filed against all parties involved by the local magistrate ... yet ...
When Contacted for comment, The Pitboss said: "WOW .. what a 'bender' ... I will NEVER use a discounted cloning facility again ... hey how'd i end up in this new Alliance ... I'm no Orphan !?!"
When contacted, Thaylon Sen said: "It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion when I saw that donkey show up ...."
Ankhesentapemkah still has to return our repeated calls for comment ...
I have a feeling this isn't the last we hear of this ...
Thank-You,
The Pitboss
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Marlona Sky
Caldari
D00M.
RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2010.07.10 06:05:00 -
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Easily first in a "Pay attention to us!" thread.
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Nynjato
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.07.10 07:10:00 -
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Ok so what you're saying is that Pitboss takes advantage of liquored up women with impaired decision making skills... business as usual so I don't see what the deal is.
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ED FAT
Gallente
Muppet Factory
WE FORM VOLTRON
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Posted - 2010.07.10 07:23:00 -
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Yawn** back to the drawing board that was a boring read.
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Lord Nefarious
Minmatar
Zor Industries
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2010.07.10 08:44:00 -
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 Originally by: ED FAT
Yawn** back to the drawing board that was a boring read.
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Mideiir
Amarr
Frustrated Incorporated
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2010.07.10 08:49:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Nefarious
Originally by: ED FAT
Yawn** back to the drawing board that was a boring read.
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kra torii
Minmatar
United Systems Navy
Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.07.10 08:57:00 -
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Uhh yeah, what they above me said.
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Shade Millith
Caldari
Macabre Votum
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2010.07.10 09:06:00 -
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Originally by: ED FAT
Yawn** back to the drawing board that was a boring read.
Originally by: Marlona Sky
Easily first in a "Pay attention to us!" thread.
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Barrechor
Gallente
Method of Destruction
The 0rphanage
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Posted - 2010.07.10 10:58:00 -
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As long as nothing untoward happened with the Donkey im all for this.
Out of pure curiosity, was the donkey even mildly aroused whilst it conversed with the afore mentioned drunken guy?
Did the CSM member join in with any beastial sex games if they did indeed occur?
All these questions need answers, until this happens my curiosity shall not be satisfied.
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Ospie
Amarr
Core Impulse
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Posted - 2010.07.10 12:29:00 -
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I am disappointed with the beer selection held by the beer van.
Ultimately the entire fiasco clearly falls on the heads of the major (universal) commercial 'beer' corporations.
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