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EVERYONE JUMPJUMP
Shut Up And Play
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Posted - 2011.09.23 11:49:00 -
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CARGO INSURANCE!!! IS HERE!!! From: bringrainfire Sent: 2011.09.23 02:02 To: BloodHound Kuha, Doom Driver, Dowla Daupor, downtherabbithole, dr gigglez, Dr Megan Reed, Draek Bolaskari, DragonMap, dragonrider000, DragonShadow XX, Drathorin, Dred Delgath, Drifter Tank, Dubez, Durgarsh, Durkastannie, Dystaun, Eden Kusoni, Edna Ironsides, edvinb, EggChen, Eida La, Eidys, Elbatrof Mocnu, Elektra l, Elizabeth hope, Elmer JFudd, Elnora Straus, Emperor Mork, Endless Mike, Enoch Ahlaseem, Entombed Warrior, EOH Azura, EOH Valicious, evefail, eveonlinegr3 hehe, EVERYONE JUMPJUMP, Evil Wolfie, EvilCheez, F462, Fairy tales, FairyLogic, Falcon182, Farese, Fasire, Fatlity, Fenixia Oburn, Khanh'rhh, kireh casal,
United Jedi A-holes Conglomeration has created a cargo protection service!!!
How it works:
We have _ levels of financial protection
basic- covers cargo ranging up to 20mil price is 1mil
midium- covers cargo ranging up to 50mil price is 10mil
intermediate- covers cargo ranging up to 200mil price is 75mil
advanced- covers cargo ranging up to 500mill price is 175mil
gold- covers cargo ranging up to 1billion price is 375mil
platinum- covers cargo ranging up to 5billion price is 775mill
All you need to do is deposit the isk to United Jedi A-holes Conglomeration and add the level of protection that you need.
Disclamer:
Low sec killmails will not be accepted, you must be suicide ganked in high sec by people that have no affiliation to you. All claims must be sent to bringrainfire or BloodHound Kuha and will be investigated!!!
Insurance on cargo lasts 2 weeks or when a claim is submited.
If a claim is found to be invalled you will not be getting your isk for your cargo.
I SAID JUMP DAMN IT!! |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.09.23 11:51:00 -
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Seems legit! |
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.09.23 13:03:00 -
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Lol i will pay 775m and get some randumz to suicide me. This plan is foolproof. "Why can't I be different and original, like everybody else?" |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.09.23 21:33:00 -
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Time to make some fake killmails. |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness The Midget Mafia
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Posted - 2011.09.23 22:10:00 -
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who would buy insurance from a corp named Jedi A-holes? The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
EVERYONE JUMPJUMP
Shut Up And Play
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Posted - 2011.09.23 23:18:00 -
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Thats kinda what I was wondering. If anyone gets isk out of fake killmails let me know plz I SAID JUMP DAMN IT!! |
Korsiri
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.09.24 00:04:00 -
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I want to know what "midium" and "invalled" is... |
bringrainfire
United Jedi A-holes Conglomeration Carthage Empires
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Posted - 2011.09.24 00:21:00 -
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Well first off I'd like to apologize for the messed up spelling, eve doesn't have a spell check.
Second of I'd like to clarify the fact that the kill-mail MUST be API verified at http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard
We are able to insure cargo that is valued at a higher price than our policy allows for, but you must higher our escort services as well. Our escort is trained to suicide gank suicide gankers before they do the dirty dirty.
When investigating a claim we talk to both sides to determine what really happened.
Another requirement is that you give us your limited API key so that we can take note of all your alts, this protects us from people suicide ganking themselves. |
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.09.24 00:28:00 -
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Scam. "Why can't I be different and original, like everybody else?" |
bringrainfire
United Jedi A-holes Conglomeration Carthage Empires
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Posted - 2011.09.24 00:39:00 -
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Kitty McKitty wrote:Scam.
I find your lack of faith disturbing. |
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Percival Gates
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2011.09.24 00:40:00 -
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bringrainfire wrote:Well first off I'd like to apologize for the messed up spelling, eve doesn't have a spell check. Another requirement is that you give us your limited API key so that we can take note of all your alts, this protects us from people suicide ganking themselves. Because nobody has multiple accounts or friends...or "business partners"...
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Drake Draconis
Shadow Cadre Shadow Confederation
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Posted - 2011.09.24 00:43:00 -
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Nice scam.
Suicide gank the suicdie gankers?
Yeah...right.
I'll give you points for creativitry.
Wonder how many people will fall for this.
PS: If someone wants to suicdie gank you...there isn't a damn thing you can do about it....except tank it hard and fast. Everyone knows that! |
bringrainfire
United Jedi A-holes Conglomeration Carthage Empires
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Posted - 2011.09.24 00:55:00 -
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Percival Gates wrote:bringrainfire wrote:Well first off I'd like to apologize for the messed up spelling, eve doesn't have a spell check. Another requirement is that you give us your limited API key so that we can take note of all your alts, this protects us from people suicide ganking themselves. Because nobody has multiple accounts or friends...or "business partners"...
Which is why we do very thorough investigations.
And Drake Draconis, just because your overly paranoid doesnt mean that everyone in eve scams people out of their hard earned iskies. |
Drake Draconis
Shadow Cadre Shadow Confederation
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Posted - 2011.09.24 01:22:00 -
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bringrainfire wrote:Percival Gates wrote:bringrainfire wrote:Well first off I'd like to apologize for the messed up spelling, eve doesn't have a spell check. Another requirement is that you give us your limited API key so that we can take note of all your alts, this protects us from people suicide ganking themselves. Because nobody has multiple accounts or friends...or "business partners"... Which is why we do very thorough investigations. And Drake Draconis, just because your overly paranoid doesnt mean that everyone in eve scams people out of their hard earned iskies.
"very thorough investigations"
I like that part.
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bringrainfire
United Jedi A-holes Conglomeration Carthage Empires
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Posted - 2011.09.24 01:25:00 -
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Just to add a note, 13 people have bought insurance from UJAC so far. I'm not giving names or type of policy they bought either.
This is a legitimate way to keep your frieghter's cargo safe and secure while you transport to and from jita. |
Angry Onions
NixCraft
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Posted - 2011.09.24 02:03:00 -
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Can you freight my titan to jita so I can reproccess it and sell the ores? |
bringrainfire
United Jedi A-holes Conglomeration Carthage Empires
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Posted - 2011.09.24 02:06:00 -
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If only we could freight titans into jita |
Angry Onions
NixCraft
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Posted - 2011.09.24 02:07:00 -
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not cool yo |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.09.24 02:36:00 -
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bringrainfire wrote:Well first off I'd like to apologize for the messed up spelling, eve doesn't have a spell check.
Your brain, however, is quite capable of proofreading.
bringrainfire wrote:you must higher our escort services as well. Our escort is trained to suicide gank suicide gankers before they do the dirty dirty.
If I thought you were serious, I would "hire" you tonight just to watch you get yourself concorded on a baitship.
Also, it's "hire" not "higher". Protip: don't try to look like a legitimate business when you can't spell.
bringrainfire wrote:Another requirement is that you give us your limited API key so that we can take note of all your alts, this protects us from people suicide ganking themselves.
Because I can gank myself with another toon on the same account. |
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.09.24 03:30:00 -
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so much fail in here. anti-suicide ships, hurr durr. "Why can't I be different and original, like everybody else?" |
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bringrainfire
United Jedi A-holes Conglomeration Carthage Empires
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Posted - 2011.09.24 04:10:00 -
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lol to everyone
But like I've already said, I'm being legit and not trying to scam people out of their isk.
What you do with that is your own biz |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Limitless Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.24 04:22:00 -
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I just suicide ganked this thread. Wonder what I'll get in insurance payout. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.09.24 04:36:00 -
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Kitty McKitty wrote:so much fail in here. anti-suicide ships, hurr durr. Would be fun to find someone who really was doing this though, wouldn't it? |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2011.09.24 04:37:00 -
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bringrainfire wrote:lol to everyone
But like I've already said, I'm being legit and not trying to scam people out of their isk.
What you do with that is your own biz Well then riddle me this:
How can you tell the difference between a suicide gank camp, and an at-war gate camp?
Because I might hire you to guard my bestower full of valuable on the Jita run tonight. |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE Limitless Inc.
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Posted - 2011.09.24 04:40:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:bringrainfire wrote:lol to everyone
But like I've already said, I'm being legit and not trying to scam people out of their isk.
What you do with that is your own biz Well then riddle me this: How can you tell the difference between a suicide gank camp, and an at-war gate camp? Because I might hire you to guard my bestower full of valuable on the Jita run tonight.
I hear ship-scanners can be used for.. something. |
Diaishi Akye
Shadow Cadre Shadow Confederation
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Posted - 2011.09.24 05:12:00 -
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The Gank Camp Should Have A Big Red "G" Flashing On There Foreheads.
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:bringrainfire wrote:lol to everyone
But like I've already said, I'm being legit and not trying to scam people out of their isk.
What you do with that is your own biz Well then riddle me this: How can you tell the difference between a suicide gank camp, and an at-war gate camp? Because I might hire you to guard my bestower full of valuable on the Jita run tonight.
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Cerisia
Lone Star enterprises
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Posted - 2011.09.24 08:03:00 -
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Pro tip - I can't spell either
http://www.iespell.com/download.php
It'll spell check anything. I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. |
flakeys
The Great cornholio's Paper Tiger Coalition
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Posted - 2011.09.24 08:31:00 -
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You have to deposit your isk in advance to get this insurance , DEPOSIT IN ADVANCE ... , yet people are replying how you could gank your own ship or make fake killmails , like the guy gives a **** about what you do after the deposit. |
Nathan Jameson
Talocan Vanguard Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.09.24 09:34:00 -
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flakeys wrote:You have to deposit your isk in advance to get this insurance , DEPOSIT IN ADVANCE ... , yet people are replying how you could gank your own ship or make fake killmails , like the guy gives a **** about what you do after the deposit.
That would mke this one of the more interesting takes on the Ponzi scam I've seen. |
flakeys
The Great cornholio's Paper Tiger Coalition
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Posted - 2011.09.24 10:11:00 -
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Nathan Jameson wrote:flakeys wrote:You have to deposit your isk in advance to get this insurance , DEPOSIT IN ADVANCE ... , yet people are replying how you could gank your own ship or make fake killmails , like the guy gives a **** about what you do after the deposit. That would mke this one of the more interesting takes on the Ponzi scam I've seen.
No need for a ponzi here, just take the depostis and leave it at that OR if you want to try it the ponzi way and pay out the small insurances so the rep grind will make sure the big deposits will come in and keep those.I'm more leaning to just keeping the depostis and handing out nothing.
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