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Fumitsugu
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Posted - 2010.07.30 11:05:00 -
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Edited by: Fumitsugu on 30/07/2010 11:10:07 Dear C&P denizens, Please impress me with a multitude of haiku poems describing your life in Eve. General topic is criminal activity. I'll start:
The Russian is scrammed, I overheat my guns. Whoosh! A Falcon uncloaks.
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Da Bandit
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Posted - 2010.07.30 11:08:00 -
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I am awesome. and btw, first!
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Daisuke Aoki
Gallente Independent Coalition
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Posted - 2010.07.30 11:12:00 -
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The stripper is gagged The police don't know she's gone Exotic dancers!
(something tells me this was not the kind of criminal activity you meant)
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Fumitsugu
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Posted - 2010.07.30 11:15:00 -
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Originally by: Daisuke Aoki The stripper is gagged The police don't know she's gone Exotic dancers!
(something tells me this was not the kind of criminal activity you meant)
I enjoyed it nonetheless!
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Daisuke Aoki
Gallente Independent Coalition
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Posted - 2010.07.30 11:21:00 -
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Edited by: Daisuke Aoki on 30/07/2010 11:21:12 (edit: oops)
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Aesheera
Amarr Hello Kitty Goes Commando
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Posted - 2010.07.30 12:43:00 -
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A storm blows, I do not care. ha! Flowervase. ---------------
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Ravenesa
The Bastards
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Posted - 2010.07.30 14:18:00 -
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Oh ****! A Pilgrim! Your ISK or your ship goes boom **** You Pirate! (dramtic pause) BOOM!
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.07.30 14:31:00 -
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One-Eyed Caldari Post on the forums daily Watching you at night.
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.30 14:38:00 -
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A faction fit passive Drake Wanders into a gate camp Glorious payday
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Dryfty
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.30 14:46:00 -
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A silent ninja, Stalks the system for his prey, Oh sweet salty tears.
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Gladys Pank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.07.30 14:48:00 -
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Rival wrecks galore, the battlefield is silent. My hull at twenty.
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.30 14:51:00 -
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Originally by: Da Bandit I am awesome. and btw, first!
Da Bandit is first In a rush to be famous Go die in a fire
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Fumitsugu
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Posted - 2010.07.30 15:03:00 -
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I'm enjoying all of these. A+ for effort. One more from me before I go away for the weekend:
My pod goes weeeee! Bump! In my headlong rush I have Hit the gate! Lock! Splat!
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Captain Muscles
Caldari Clan Farthammer
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Posted - 2010.07.30 15:24:00 -
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My first low sec jump Overview is blinking red OMG NOT FARE!!! ____________________ Captain Muscles sez:
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.30 15:24:00 -
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Fat man shot in head His name is Robert Paulson Smiley face worth it
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.30 15:34:00 -
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The Green parrot spaceship roams losec looking for you to dry hump your face
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.07.30 15:36:00 -
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To skipper monkey:
Two times you broke rules Captain foivos is displeased You'll wake up in goo.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.07.30 15:39:00 -
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My target is scrammed "I will crush you with my main!" Go back to highsec.
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.30 15:49:00 -
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to captain foivos there is no space in my name please make the goo stop
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Lily ThePink
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Posted - 2010.07.30 17:16:00 -
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Originally by: Dryfty A Space Maid, Stalks the system for his prey, Oh sweet salty tears.
Fixed for you! |
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Alazontez Gallenteur
Gallente Wolf-Monkey Bastards WolfMonkey Bastards
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Posted - 2010.07.30 18:09:00 -
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Edited by: Alazontez Gallenteur on 30/07/2010 18:10:50 Sat at gate in 'Cane empty Hauler wrecks abound in comes tristan, jump
---------------------------------------------- There is no honor in war, only victory and defeat
Not needing a fleet and not bringing a fleet are 2 completely different things. - Lana Torrin |
Dryfty
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.30 19:35:00 -
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Edited by: Dryfty on 30/07/2010 19:35:44
Originally by: Lily ThePink
Originally by: Dryfty A Space Maid, Stalks the system for his prey, Oh sweet salty tears.
Fixed for you!
-1 for lazy edit -1 for alt posting goodness -1 for failing haiku form
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Jaxxon Voers
The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.07.30 19:41:00 -
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a clone awakens spring's promise to the future petals seek the sun
bees swarm the flower last light fades into summer beauty is tarnished
red gold and orange passions fly and fires swirl autumns last applause
Winter's shadow falls blackness eats its fill again new clone awakens
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.07.30 19:50:00 -
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Bees blotting the sun Oh God--it's Goonswarm again! Pay much isk to join.
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Her Hotness
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Posted - 2010.08.02 23:43:00 -
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Next time watch local. Internet space pixels. Boom! Can I haz ur stuff?
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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.08.03 00:00:00 -
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Refresh the D-Scan Spot One, then Two, then Seven Combat Probes; I bail. -------- ¦ |
SolusLunes
Caldari Griefing Inc HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.03 03:18:00 -
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Originally by: Amanda Eidolo Refresh the D-Scan Spot One, then Two, then Seven Combat Probes; I bail.
Seven Combat Probes? Someone can't scan for ****, son. Astrometrics fail.
In other, related news, Mitnal was never here.
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enterprisePSI
Gallente Unimatrix 0.1
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Posted - 2010.08.03 04:46:00 -
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how many gallons of tears did you drink? cuckoo Tears, or the titan dies!
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.08.03 04:48:00 -
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Originally by: enterprisePSI how many gallons of tears did you drink? cuckoo
Looks like someone needs some help writing haikus.
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Nathan Jameson
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Posted - 2010.08.03 05:51:00 -
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Indeed. A proper haiku should have the following form:
pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew gank
Although arguably with more effort.
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