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Fumitsugu
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Posted - 2010.07.30 11:05:00 -
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Edited by: Fumitsugu on 30/07/2010 11:10:07
Dear C&P denizens,
Please impress me with a multitude of haiku poems describing your life in Eve. General topic is criminal activity. I'll start:
The Russian is scrammed,
I overheat my guns. Whoosh!
A Falcon uncloaks.
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Da Bandit
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Posted - 2010.07.30 11:08:00 -
[2]
I am awesome.
and btw, first!
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Daisuke Aoki
Gallente
Independent Coalition
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Posted - 2010.07.30 11:12:00 -
[3]
The stripper is gagged
The police don't know she's gone
Exotic dancers!
(something tells me this was not the kind of criminal activity you meant)
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Fumitsugu
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Posted - 2010.07.30 11:15:00 -
[4]
 Originally by: Daisuke Aoki
The stripper is gagged
The police don't know she's gone
Exotic dancers!
(something tells me this was not the kind of criminal activity you meant)
I enjoyed it nonetheless!
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Daisuke Aoki
Gallente
Independent Coalition
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Posted - 2010.07.30 11:21:00 -
[5]
Edited by: Daisuke Aoki on 30/07/2010 11:21:12
(edit: oops)
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Aesheera
Amarr
Hello Kitty Goes Commando
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Posted - 2010.07.30 12:43:00 -
[6]
A storm blows,
I do not care. ha!
Flowervase.
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Ravenesa
The Bastards
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Posted - 2010.07.30 14:18:00 -
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Oh ****! A Pilgrim!
Your ISK or your ship goes boom
**** You Pirate! (dramtic pause) BOOM!
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.07.30 14:31:00 -
[8]
One-Eyed Caldari
Post on the forums daily
Watching you at night.
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.30 14:38:00 -
[9]
A faction fit passive Drake
Wanders into a gate camp
Glorious payday
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Dryfty
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.30 14:46:00 -
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A silent ninja,
Stalks the system for his prey,
Oh sweet salty tears.
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Gladys Pank
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2010.07.30 14:48:00 -
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Rival wrecks galore,
the battlefield is silent.
My hull at twenty.
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.30 14:51:00 -
[12]
Originally by: Da Bandit
I am awesome.
and btw, first!
Da Bandit is first
In a rush to be famous
Go die in a fire
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Fumitsugu
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Posted - 2010.07.30 15:03:00 -
[13]
I'm enjoying all of these. A+ for effort.
One more from me before I go away for the weekend:
My pod goes weeeee! Bump!
In my headlong rush I have
Hit the gate! Lock! Splat!
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Captain Muscles
Caldari
Clan Farthammer
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Posted - 2010.07.30 15:24:00 -
[14]
My first low sec jump
Overview is blinking red
OMG NOT FARE!!!
____________________
Captain Muscles sez:
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.30 15:24:00 -
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Fat man shot in head
His name is Robert Paulson
Smiley face worth it
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.30 15:34:00 -
[16]
The Green parrot spaceship
roams losec looking for you
to dry hump your face
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.07.30 15:36:00 -
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To skipper monkey:
Two times you broke rules
Captain foivos is displeased
You'll wake up in goo.
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.07.30 15:39:00 -
[18]
My target is scrammed
"I will crush you with my main!"
Go back to highsec.
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.30 15:49:00 -
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to captain foivos
there is no space in my name
please make the goo stop
Originally by: CCP Capslock
OH GOD THE TESTING
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Lily ThePink
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Posted - 2010.07.30 17:16:00 -
[20]
Originally by: Dryfty
A Space Maid,
Stalks the system for his prey,
Oh sweet salty tears.
Fixed for you! |
Alazontez Gallenteur
Gallente
Wolf-Monkey Bastards
WolfMonkey Bastards
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Posted - 2010.07.30 18:09:00 -
[21]
Edited by: Alazontez Gallenteur on 30/07/2010 18:10:50
Sat at gate in 'Cane
empty Hauler wrecks abound
in comes tristan, jump
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There is no honor in war, only victory and defeat
Not needing a fleet and not bringing a fleet are 2 completely different things. - Lana Torrin |
Dryfty
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2010.07.30 19:35:00 -
[22]
Edited by: Dryfty on 30/07/2010 19:35:44
Originally by: Lily ThePink
Originally by: Dryfty
A Space Maid,
Stalks the system for his prey,
Oh sweet salty tears.
Fixed for you!
-1 for lazy edit
-1 for alt posting goodness
-1 for failing haiku form
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Jaxxon Voers
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.07.30 19:41:00 -
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a clone awakens
spring's promise to the future
petals seek the sun
bees swarm the flower
last light fades into summer
beauty is tarnished
red gold and orange
passions fly and fires swirl
autumns last applause
Winter's shadow falls
blackness eats its fill again
new clone awakens
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.07.30 19:50:00 -
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Bees blotting the sun
Oh God--it's Goonswarm again!
Pay much isk to join.
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Her Hotness
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Posted - 2010.08.02 23:43:00 -
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Next time watch local.
Internet space pixels. Boom!
Can I haz ur stuff?
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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.08.03 00:00:00 -
[26]
Refresh the D-Scan
Spot One, then Two, then Seven
Combat Probes; I bail.
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SolusLunes
Caldari
Griefing Inc
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.03 03:18:00 -
[27]
Originally by: Amanda Eidolo
Refresh the D-Scan
Spot One, then Two, then Seven
Combat Probes; I bail.
Seven Combat Probes?
Someone can't scan for ****, son.
Astrometrics fail.
In other, related news, Mitnal was never here.
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enterprisePSI
Gallente
Unimatrix 0.1
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Posted - 2010.08.03 04:46:00 -
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how many gallons
of tears did you drink?
cuckoo 
Tears, or the titan dies!
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captain foivos
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Posted - 2010.08.03 04:48:00 -
[29]
Originally by: enterprisePSI
how many gallons
of tears did you drink?
cuckoo
Looks like someone needs some help writing haikus.
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Nathan Jameson
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Posted - 2010.08.03 05:51:00 -
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Indeed. A proper haiku should have the following form:
pew pew pew pew pew
pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
pew pew pew pew gank
Although arguably with more effort.
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Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.08.03 06:04:00 -
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Edited by: Amanda Eidolo on 03/08/2010 06:09:02
Megathron Navy;
Not optimal ship for you.
Dies; Friends fail revenge.
EDIT:
Sniper of page 2;
What a good day it's been, hey?
Now to eat some pie.
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Fumitsugu
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Posted - 2010.08.03 06:12:00 -
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Edited by: Fumitsugu on 03/08/2010 06:14:46
"Pay the damn ransom!"
"Eat my guns!" In local chat:
"my Main WILL CRSUH U!!1"
Not eve related, but it's my thread anyway :
Colleague sits eating
A revolting sandwich. I
Want to kick her face.
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Nathan Jameson
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Posted - 2010.08.03 06:16:00 -
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High-sec PVE
Who's this on the overview?
**** FUMITSUGU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Or a more annoying but accurate version:)
MAI 1337 BS PWNZ
OHAI DER MR RED LULZ
WTF T3H N00BZ
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Fumitsugu
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Posted - 2010.08.03 06:28:00 -
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My colleague sits there,
Picking her large beaklike nose.
I want to go home.
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Mining away. Last
Installment on Hulk finished!
Belt floods with Thrashers.
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Nathan Jameson
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Posted - 2010.08.03 06:40:00 -
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Edited by: Nathan Jameson on 03/08/2010 06:45:21
Edited by: Nathan Jameson on 03/08/2010 06:41:20
Pixel explosions
distract from the wreckage of
my everyday life.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.03 07:32:00 -
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Edit in snipes suck ass
You really shouldnt do it
It ****es me off
Replying to threads without reading them since 2008 |
Salen Kane
Amarr
Ginnungagaps Rymdfarargille
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Posted - 2010.08.03 07:50:00 -
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Nub on the forums
compares gank to r*pe
has he sufferd both?
Internet memes
do we get bored with them?
f*ck yes tortugan
Hulk suicidegank
carebear cry more
go back to play wow
honortank dread
escaped with two warpstabs
wish I had a scram
sitting at my job
writing EVE haikus
my best scam ever
forum censorship
crippling all my haikus
I will never win
Those who would equate EVE violence with RL violence deserves to suffer both. |
Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
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Posted - 2010.08.03 07:57:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Lana Torrin
Edit in snipes suck ass
You really shouldnt do it
It ****es me off
My sniping, at best,
Sporadic; Like hungry man
I'll take what I can.
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Ya Nor
Minmatar
CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2010.08.03 10:28:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Nathan Jameson
pew pew pew pew pew
pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
pew pew pew pew gank
best one of them all
pew, pew; its so accurate
such is life in eve
Chicks dig guys that play internet spaceships. |
Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.08.03 11:36:00 -
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please eject...eject!
i need a fresh hurricane
and yours smells so noob
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Poo Ka'hontas
Red Eye Industrial
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Posted - 2010.08.03 11:48:00 -
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Incarna-expansion is nearing
My "pole" is rising to the sensation
EVE is dead
Originally by: CCP Fallout
No. CCP Shadow should behave the same way forums do during downtime. Up, but maybe a little slow.
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Flying ZombieJesus
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Posted - 2010.08.03 13:40:00 -
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I see your hauler
undock, fil'd up with goodies
I drink your sweet tears
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Cruiser engages
my myrm on a low-sec gate
failed bait is fail
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Fumitsugu
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Posted - 2010.08.03 16:48:00 -
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And we have a winner. Two actually.
Originally by: Man Barthelme
please eject...eject!
i need a fresh hurricane
and yours smells so noob
1st place goes to Man, who receives his own shiny Hurricane, complete with a Hoarder carry case!
Originally by: Amanda Eidolo
My sniping, at best,
Sporadic; Like hungry man
I'll take what I can.
Amanda gets second place prize, her own signed copy of "The little Pirate that could".
Since Fumitsugu didn't go to school much, he can only contract one thing at a time, so I'll have to wait for Man to accept his prize before handing over Amanda's 
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Ravenesa
The Bastards
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Posted - 2010.08.03 17:10:00 -
[44]
Darkness Awaits You
Lost in the Nothing of Space
A Pirate's Embrace
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Bait Van
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Posted - 2010.08.03 22:59:00 -
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red sand between my
toes, escape pod crashes on
a hot, barren moon
summer vacation
in outer space, pirates then
come and make life hell
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JASON W0RTHING
The Devolved
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.03 23:12:00 -
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Share protection fail
A stroke of Darwinism
Your corp is now mine
Originally by: CCP Shadow
What is thy bidd -- Wait. This thread, I have an irresistible urge to lock it for "being related to neither crime nor punishment."
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Man Barthelme
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2010.08.04 01:02:00 -
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\o/
Thanks m8!
contract graciously accepted
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Lady Lard
Resistance Project
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Posted - 2010.08.04 08:38:00 -
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Edited by: Lady Lard on 04/08/2010 08:43:57
Edited by: Lady Lard on 04/08/2010 08:43:19
boobs and ice cold beer
how they seem to satisfy
YAY for boobs and beer
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My rifter army
killing your faction bs
cry moar tears please noob
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I missed the contest
I was busy doing other things
Copious butt!secks
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Tofus
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Posted - 2010.08.04 09:49:00 -
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Edited by: Tofus on 04/08/2010 09:53:01
Whence the ninjas came?
Why are they stealing my stuff?
Have they no morals?
Running level 4's
My Navy Issue Ravens
They all get blown up
"I'm sick of this game
They all want to shoot my ships!"
"Can I haz your stuff?"
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Fumitsugu
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Posted - 2010.08.04 10:26:00 -
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Edited by: Fumitsugu on 04/08/2010 10:27:04
Now a tanka:
"Why did you steal my
loot*? You must be a kiddy
Fiddler in real life!"
"No, not a kiddy fiddler.
I club baby seals. Honest"
*ed. Changed from "shoot my ship". Both are applicable though.
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River Ace
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Posted - 2010.08.04 11:06:00 -
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winter times black regret
fridgid breath deaths long stare
heat of cold war despair
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Soliscout
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Posted - 2010.08.04 12:36:00 -
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teh Mudkipz
I heard you liek 'em
WTF is Protus ?!?
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Admiral Grieficus
Amarr
Python Logistics
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.08.04 14:02:00 -
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I scam so I can pew
I scam all day long
Scamming sure is great!
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Admiral Grieficus
Amarr
Python Logistics
The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2010.08.04 14:08:00 -
[54]
The stars float by slow,
my lasers move much faster...
Wrecking all your dreams.
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Hulkageddon Jackpot
Amarr
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2010.08.04 14:14:00 -
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log on to server
see only F W blobbers
log off of server
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Zaribeth
Amarr
GK inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.04 16:25:00 -
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a troll I would roll
but that account is banned for racism
so I post with main
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mean bunny
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2010.08.04 17:35:00 -
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sdfa dfgde asdf
mbvgfd wertwret
hytu ukjmhff
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EyeCeeYou
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Posted - 2010.08.05 03:01:00 -
[58]
Summer rain is cool -
Uranium slugs are not.
Die silly hulk, die.
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