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Stitcher
Caldari
Lai Dai Infinity Systems
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Posted - 2010.08.04 20:14:00 -
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I don't exist to amuse you.
besides, I'm rich enough already.
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Stitcher
Caldari
Lai Dai Infinity Systems
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Posted - 2010.08.04 20:20:00 -
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hah!
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Stitcher
Caldari
Lai Dai Infinity Systems
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Posted - 2010.08.04 21:25:00 -
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a Gallentean pilot from Caille
got podded halfway through a sale
he awoke in his clone
and let out a groan:
"but five minutes ago I was male!"
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Stitcher
Caldari
Lai Dai Infinity Systems
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Posted - 2010.08.04 21:35:00 -
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When great master Sansha gets sick
The true slaves must hastily pick
some fruit and some cheese,
for he'll only be pleased
by pineapple cubes on a stick
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Stitcher
Caldari
Lai Dai Infinity Systems
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Posted - 2010.08.04 21:51:00 -
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They say that Caldari men,
are the greatest in all New Eden
The Gallente don't matter
The Amarr are much fatter
And the Minmatar can't count to ten.
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Stitcher
Caldari
Lai Dai Infinity Systems
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Posted - 2010.08.04 21:59:00 -
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Of the Gallente it often is said
That they'd rather be Civire instead
They nickname us "squid"
in an insulting bid
'cause they envy our prowess in bed
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Stitcher
Caldari
Lai Dai Infinity Systems
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Posted - 2010.08.04 22:21:00 -
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Edited by: Stitcher on 04/08/2010 22:21:11
you call what I'm doing "poetry"? You're either lying, excessively generous, or concussed.
anyway.
Sebiester are known in the sky
for their expert mechanical eye.
They can build up a ship
out of duct tape and spit
and somehow convince it to fly.
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Stitcher
Caldari
Lai Dai Infinity Systems
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Posted - 2010.08.04 22:47:00 -
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a caldari man, a gallentean man and an amarr woman are riding the interbus shuttle when the pilot uses the PA system to announce that there is an intermittent fault in the circuits responsible for the shuttle's lighting, as a result of which there will be occasional blackouts.
Sure enough, a few minutes later the light fails. In the dark, there's a kissing sound and a SMACK! and when the lights come back up, the Gallentean is nursing a bruised jaw.
The Amarr woman is thinking: "That gallente creep must have tried to steal a kiss in the dark and got the Caldari instead, who punched him. serve the slimy heathen right!"
The Gallentean is thinking: "That squid bastard must have kissed the Amarrian in the dark, but she slapped me by accident! just my luck."
the Caldari is thinking: "This is great! I can't wait for the lights to go a second time so I can make that kissy noise and punch the fedo again."
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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Stitcher
Caldari
Lai Dai Infinity Systems
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Posted - 2010.08.05 00:56:00 -
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 Originally by: Jesmine Kyriel
Originally by: Stitcher
I don't exist to amuse you.
Apparently you do, with jokes constructed to entertain some at the cost of others. A couple of them were mildly entertaining, because I suffer from black humor. I pray God will forgive me that slight.
as slick as my rhyming may be,
it's not meant for her, but me
the look of distaste
on that arrogant face
would be very amusing to see.
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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