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Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 17:04:00 - [1] Edited by: Avon on 24/12/2004 11:53:44 There once was a miner from Korama, Who thought himself a bit of a charmer. He tried PvP, But died quickly. Because he set up his ship like a llama. There once was a girl from Yulai Who was told 'please pay up or die' She decided to run, But that was quite dumb OMFG K PLZ THX H4XPL01T & BYE. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 17:04:00 - [2] Edited by: Avon on 24/12/2004 11:53:44 There once was a miner from Korama, Who thought himself a bit of a charmer. He tried PvP, But died quickly. Because he set up his ship like a llama. There once was a girl from Yulai Who was told 'please pay up or die' She decided to run, But that was quite dumb OMFG K PLZ THX H4XPL01T & BYE. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 17:09:00 - [3] A Concord official from DED It is claimed he apparently said: "Gate camping is sad and makes me quite mad, why won't they try ore theft instead?" ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 17:09:00 - [4] A Concord official from DED It is claimed he apparently said: "Gate camping is sad and makes me quite mad, why won't they try ore theft instead?" ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 17:17:00 - [5] Edited by: Avon on 21/12/2004 17:19:05 Edited by: Avon on 21/12/2004 17:17:30 flummox from O B T Annoyed people on the forums, you see we declared war on his corp but all was for nought Because they never undocked, pi-ty. (Just kidding with ya) ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 17:17:00 - [6] Edited by: Avon on 21/12/2004 17:19:05 Edited by: Avon on 21/12/2004 17:17:30 flummox from O B T Annoyed people on the forums, you see we declared war on his corp but all was for nought Because they never undocked, pi-ty. (Just kidding with ya) ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 17:23:00 - [7] Avon, a member of Huff, Had a reputation for acting all tough. All his posts were great, but for the kids he was late. So he vanished from work in a puff. (post when I get home) :) ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 17:23:00 - [8] Avon, a member of Huff, Had a reputation for acting all tough. All his posts were great, but for the kids he was late. So he vanished from work in a puff. (post when I get home) :) ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 18:24:00 - [9] CCP has a dev called tomB Who likes to 'balance' anything he can see. A Jove he became But things stayed the same Amarr 4 teh w1n, clearly. (lol @ flummox's one, liked it) ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 18:24:00 - [10] CCP has a dev called tomB Who likes to 'balance' anything he can see. A Jove he became But things stayed the same Amarr 4 teh w1n, clearly. (lol @ flummox's one, liked it) ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 19:35:00 - [11] The Dominix is a terrible sight, Apart from the chrome which is alright. It flies like a fat hog, would look at home in your bog, But it can tank well during a fight. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 19:35:00 - [12] The Dominix is a terrible sight, Apart from the chrome which is alright. It flies like a fat hog, would look at home in your bog, But it can tank well during a fight. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 19:48:00 - [13] The Gallente are so decadent Quafe Ultra makes their brains ferment, They drink it like water And I'm not sure you oughta 'Drink Starsi' = intelligent. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 19:48:00 - [14] The Gallente are so decadent Quafe Ultra makes their brains ferment, They drink it like water And I'm not sure you oughta 'Drink Starsi' = intelligent. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 20:42:00 - [15] Originally by: Delharon Edited by: Delharon on 21/12/2004 20:40:03 Avon writes limericks Rusty nails and searing agony! Hope he shoots betterà lol, awesome. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 20:42:00 - [16] Originally by: Delharon Edited by: Delharon on 21/12/2004 20:40:03 Avon writes limericks Rusty nails and searing agony! Hope he shoots betterà lol, awesome. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 20:48:00 - [17] Edited by: Avon on 21/12/2004 20:49:28 Joshua Calvert has eventually returned To the forums where his reputation was earned He'll lay down the law as he has done before And make the smacktards feel spurned. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.21 20:48:00 - [18] Edited by: Avon on 21/12/2004 20:49:28 Joshua Calvert has eventually returned To the forums where his reputation was earned He'll lay down the law as he has done before And make the smacktards feel spurned. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 00:35:00 - [19] I think a space trader I'll be With the cosmos being my sea I'll load up with stuff But watch out for Huff Because they'll probably pirate me. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 00:35:00 - [20] I think a space trader I'll be With the cosmos being my sea I'll load up with stuff But watch out for Huff Because they'll probably pirate me. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 00:37:00 - [21] Or a gate camper I could be, Sitting around and drinking my tea Then in jumps a fleet And to myself I say sweet And then ohnoes CTD ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 00:37:00 - [22] Or a gate camper I could be, Sitting around and drinking my tea Then in jumps a fleet And to myself I say sweet And then ohnoes CTD ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 00:42:00 - [23] Edited by: Avon on 22/12/2004 00:50:09 Or maybe a forum warrior's the one? Just forum trolling all day for fun Like Bhaal or WhiteDwarf Or flummox, of course To lock my posts the moderators would run ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 00:42:00 - [24] Edited by: Avon on 22/12/2004 00:50:09 Or maybe a forum warrior's the one? Just forum trolling all day for fun Like Bhaal or WhiteDwarf Or flummox, of course To lock my posts the moderators would run ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 00:53:00 - [25] Originally by: JebusThineSaviour before i retreat for the night i shall give ye something to ponder upon in fright never wipe thineselves with the same toilet paper twice Thanks for your meaningful insight It is something to try, I just might just for a laugh then take a bath And remove the rest of the ..... Um, can't think of a 5 letter word (starting with an S and ending, HITE) which rhymes. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 00:53:00 - [26] Originally by: JebusThineSaviour before i retreat for the night i shall give ye something to ponder upon in fright never wipe thineselves with the same toilet paper twice Thanks for your meaningful insight It is something to try, I just might just for a laugh then take a bath And remove the rest of the ..... Um, can't think of a 5 letter word (starting with an S and ending, HITE) which rhymes. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 01:23:00 - [27] Edited by: Avon on 22/12/2004 01:24:21 "I got about the kind of replies I was expecting" He said Now I want to see nasty Wrangler dead Am I so transparent? And my jokes so apparent? Or can that guy see into my head? Wrangler ... it is art mate, I don't really want to see you dead. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 01:23:00 - [28] Edited by: Avon on 22/12/2004 01:24:21 "I got about the kind of replies I was expecting" He said Now I want to see nasty Wrangler dead Am I so transparent? And my jokes so apparent? Or can that guy see into my head? Wrangler ... it is art mate, I don't really want to see you dead. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 08:38:00 - [29] Originally by: Cabadrin We sharks love to wax poetical And this musing is not hypothetical Whenever we kill We spew out our fill Of poetry that quite lamentable Best one yet! Evolution made me better than you Or at least that's my personal view But Shrike turned me down And caused me to frown Because I wanted a white sig, not blue. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 08:38:00 - [30] Originally by: Cabadrin We sharks love to wax poetical And this musing is not hypothetical Whenever we kill We spew out our fill Of poetry that quite lamentable Best one yet! Evolution made me better than you Or at least that's my personal view But Shrike turned me down And caused me to frown Because I wanted a white sig, not blue. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 08:47:00 - [31] To victims: I'm sorry I ruined your day But please just let me say I know it is tough To lose all your stuff But I make my living this way. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 08:47:00 - [32] To victims: I'm sorry I ruined your day But please just let me say I know it is tough To lose all your stuff But I make my living this way. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 09:15:00 - [33] PvP is a buzz I know Delivering the final blow Swooping in to pod kill Is certainly a thrill Shame my clone misses the rest of the show. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 09:15:00 - [34] PvP is a buzz I know Delivering the final blow Swooping in to pod kill Is certainly a thrill Shame my clone misses the rest of the show. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 09:25:00 - [35] Two pods just hanging in space Harsh reality they started to face Both ships had be pwnd By customs they moaned But towards their cans my indy did race. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 09:25:00 - [36] Two pods just hanging in space Harsh reality they started to face Both ships had be pwnd By customs they moaned But towards their cans my indy did race. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 10:55:00 - [37] Edited by: Avon on 23/12/2004 03:35:40 The petition queue is long, so I hear Which is bad news at this time of year The GMs are glum They just want some fun And to drink up some old Christmas cheer. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 10:55:00 - [38] Edited by: Avon on 23/12/2004 03:35:40 The petition queue is long, so I hear Which is bad news at this time of year The GMs are glum They just want some fun And to drink up some old Christmas cheer. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 11:03:00 - [39] The forum mods have a hard time Keeping posts here clean, even mine So give them a thought And hope they get taught How to lock threads, but not those which rhyme. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 11:03:00 - [40] The forum mods have a hard time Keeping posts here clean, even mine So give them a thought And hope they get taught How to lock threads, but not those which rhyme. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 11:41:00 - [41] Originally by: Nicholai Pestot These Posts that all seem to rhyme Are such a complete waste of time Get back to work You piratical jerk I love hearing you make carebears whine. Bwahahahahahahahah ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 11:41:00 - [42] Originally by: Nicholai Pestot These Posts that all seem to rhyme Are such a complete waste of time Get back to work You piratical jerk I love hearing you make carebears whine. Bwahahahahahahahah ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 12:07:00 - [43] Originally by: darth solo avon, ye need me back in yer life, u are prob just missing me thats why yer bored. d "no mates" solo. Darth Solo is my main man I am his number one fan His wit I do miss So give me a kiss And together our future we'll plan. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 12:07:00 - [44] Originally by: darth solo avon, ye need me back in yer life, u are prob just missing me thats why yer bored. d "no mates" solo. Darth Solo is my main man I am his number one fan His wit I do miss So give me a kiss And together our future we'll plan. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 12:32:00 - [45] DM's sig is the best, I love it It features the best ever muppet Fozzy's grin is so cool But yours would be to If your bum had someones arm up it. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 12:32:00 - [46] DM's sig is the best, I love it It features the best ever muppet Fozzy's grin is so cool But yours would be to If your bum had someones arm up it. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 14:06:00 - [47] Thread sliding to the bottom of the page Made Avon become full of rage Quickly he said: "My work is not dead It's time for a little bump-age." ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 14:06:00 - [48] Thread sliding to the bottom of the page Made Avon become full of rage Quickly he said: "My work is not dead It's time for a little bump-age." ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 14:25:00 - [49] The Gallente are a noble race Minmatar are a living disgrace Amarr 4 teh w1n Always makes me grin Cause we all know Caldari are ace. Minmatar have the Tempest Gal's think the Mega is best Amarr use the geddon But if you screw your head-on You'll see that Ravens pwn the rest. Unbalanced and unfair they cry Missiles are too good, but why? They arrive later And Defenders are greater And Smartbombs kiss your missile goodbye. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 14:25:00 - [50] The Gallente are a noble race Minmatar are a living disgrace Amarr 4 teh w1n Always makes me grin Cause we all know Caldari are ace. Minmatar have the Tempest Gal's think the Mega is best Amarr use the geddon But if you screw your head-on You'll see that Ravens pwn the rest. Unbalanced and unfair they cry Missiles are too good, but why? They arrive later And Defenders are greater And Smartbombs kiss your missile goodbye. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 15:10:00 - [51] Originally by: flummox Edited by: flummox on 22/12/2004 14:55:04 Hidden Gates has got me all hot! i think i might give it a shot. i know it's prolly a scam, like Spam is to ham. but, those were some nice PhotoShops!! I hope you find a new gate For you it would really be great You could fly through With your new miner 2 Then we'd seal it along with your fate. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 15:10:00 - [52] Originally by: flummox Edited by: flummox on 22/12/2004 14:55:04 Hidden Gates has got me all hot! i think i might give it a shot. i know it's prolly a scam, like Spam is to ham. but, those were some nice PhotoShops!! I hope you find a new gate For you it would really be great You could fly through With your new miner 2 Then we'd seal it along with your fate. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 16:24:00 - [53] Edited by: Avon on 22/12/2004 16:24:48 Oft I have heard it said That 'old skool' piracy is practically dead But if you don't pay the ransom You won't look so hansome With implants hanging out of your head. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 16:24:00 - [54] Edited by: Avon on 22/12/2004 16:24:48 Oft I have heard it said That 'old skool' piracy is practically dead But if you don't pay the ransom You won't look so hansome With implants hanging out of your head. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 16:41:00 - [55] Originally by: FireFoxx80 Avon, you know I brought my wife a little Playmobil Pirate like you have in your sig, for xmas. She's gonna love me. That figure you see is a toy Which I bought for my oldest boy Sadly no hook But a picture I took You can almost hear him shouting a-hoy. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.22 16:41:00 - [56] Originally by: FireFoxx80 Avon, you know I brought my wife a little Playmobil Pirate like you have in your sig, for xmas. She's gonna love me. That figure you see is a toy Which I bought for my oldest boy Sadly no hook But a picture I took You can almost hear him shouting a-hoy. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.23 03:43:00 - [57] I awake in my chair with a fright Ohnoes, its the middle of night Where is Avon? Am I still logged on? Ah, docked in a station, alright! ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.23 03:43:00 - [58] I awake in my chair with a fright Ohnoes, its the middle of night Where is Avon? Am I still logged on? Ah, docked in a station, alright! ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.23 15:04:00 - [59] I had to sneak off and go shop So I didn't see the post drop Off the front page? What an outrage! This decline it really must stop. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.23 15:04:00 - [60] I had to sneak off and go shop So I didn't see the post drop Off the front page? What an outrage! This decline it really must stop. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.23 18:52:00 - [61] Avon hides a bottle of gin And removes from his face a grin Punch anyone? Then PvP fun. I have a hunch I might win! ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.23 18:52:00 - [62] Avon hides a bottle of gin And removes from his face a grin Punch anyone? Then PvP fun. I have a hunch I might win! ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.24 01:19:00 - [63] Just a quick one before bed Or this poetry goes to my head A wash with some soap Then to bed in the hope That in the morning I won't wake up dead. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.24 01:19:00 - [64] Just a quick one before bed Or this poetry goes to my head A wash with some soap Then to bed in the hope That in the morning I won't wake up dead. ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.24 11:08:00 - [65] Out of modesty I won't vote for me But who is the best forum poster to see? Evol have the best sigs For Bhaal I don't give 2 figs So the winner is ......... IBJC ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.
Avon	Posted - 2004.12.24 11:08:00 - [66] Out of modesty I won't vote for me But who is the best forum poster to see? Evol have the best sigs For Bhaal I don't give 2 figs So the winner is ......... IBJC ______________________________________________ Never argue with idiots. They will just drag it down to their level, and then beat you through experience.

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