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Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.22 03:03:00 - [1] It's a dubious night for ganking No ships out there for the taking Except for my mates Who would be quite irate If I went and administered spankings We sharks love to wax poetical And this musing is not hypothetical Whenever we kill We spew out our fill Of poetry that quite lamentable An EVE limericks thread would be nice A dev should sticky this once or twice For a witty just cause Will give some a great pause It's boasting that's quite precise ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board
Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.22 03:03:00 - [2] It's a dubious night for ganking No ships out there for the taking Except for my mates Who would be quite irate If I went and administered spankings We sharks love to wax poetical And this musing is not hypothetical Whenever we kill We spew out our fill Of poetry that quite lamentable An EVE limericks thread would be nice A dev should sticky this once or twice For a witty just cause Will give some a great pause It's boasting that's quite precise ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board
Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.22 15:21:00 - [3] It's peaceful in nonni, all quiet I'm hid but my agent won't buy it He yells at the comm Losing all aplomb And says that his job, I should try it I'm killing serpentis for loot And it's all just point-click-and-shoot So I make up a rhyme And spend all my time Posting to those in cahoots I'm spying on m0o's public channel I see text about h4x-sploit and babble Who would have thought With all that they've fought Their comm lines I just can't handle This Moa has guns on its hull And it's making my life here quite dull Because I have rails It's too close, they fail And I know soon that my ship will be null ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board
Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.22 15:21:00 - [4] It's peaceful in nonni, all quiet I'm hid but my agent won't buy it He yells at the comm Losing all aplomb And says that his job, I should try it I'm killing serpentis for loot And it's all just point-click-and-shoot So I make up a rhyme And spend all my time Posting to those in cahoots I'm spying on m0o's public channel I see text about h4x-sploit and babble Who would have thought With all that they've fought Their comm lines I just can't handle This Moa has guns on its hull And it's making my life here quite dull Because I have rails It's too close, they fail And I know soon that my ship will be null ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board
Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.22 21:23:00 - [5] Originally by: flummox Originally by: Elita I'd contribute a long, well-planned rhyme, But I really just don't have the time. So I'll type out this verse, Which I haven't rehearsed, Then stop too soon. oh noes! i think i'm in trouble! my groin is starting to rumble. it starts out slow then before you know you're wincing and cursing with a grumble If your groin causes so much to fear Then I know you must speak of your rear Because I know from the front Whether it's pens or cnt It'll cause others only to leer I know that limerick was quite bad Foul-mouthed, fickle and sad But I had rhyme And keep it in time Even though the mods will be mad :( ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board
Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.22 21:23:00 - [6] Originally by: flummox Originally by: Elita I'd contribute a long, well-planned rhyme, But I really just don't have the time. So I'll type out this verse, Which I haven't rehearsed, Then stop too soon. oh noes! i think i'm in trouble! my groin is starting to rumble. it starts out slow then before you know you're wincing and cursing with a grumble If your groin causes so much to fear Then I know you must speak of your rear Because I know from the front Whether it's pens or cnt It'll cause others only to leer I know that limerick was quite bad Foul-mouthed, fickle and sad But I had rhyme And keep it in time Even though the mods will be mad :( ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board
Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.23 06:57:00 - [7] For some reason I sit at the 'puter Though I promised myself to sleep sooner But the call of the rhyme Makes me lose track of time And before I know it, it's nooner ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board
Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.23 06:57:00 - [8] For some reason I sit at the 'puter Though I promised myself to sleep sooner But the call of the rhyme Makes me lose track of time And before I know it, it's nooner ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board
Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.23 15:43:00 - [9] This just shows that a sticky is needed To make sure that our poetry's heeded Our wonderful verse Must not be cursed Perhaps Eris, up the page, can speed us ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board
Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.23 15:43:00 - [10] This just shows that a sticky is needed To make sure that our poetry's heeded Our wonderful verse Must not be cursed Perhaps Eris, up the page, can speed us ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board
Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.23 20:50:00 - [11] OMG WTF I made isk Now I got all you ****stas at risk For when I make bank I whip out the tank And blast all you posers to mist ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board
Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.23 20:50:00 - [12] OMG WTF I made isk Now I got all you ****stas at risk For when I make bank I whip out the tank And blast all you posers to mist ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board
Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.24 00:21:00 - [13] I was mining alone in my thing When a pirate with cruiser did bring His lasers to shoot And steal my loot And ransom my ship for my bling ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board
Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.24 00:21:00 - [14] I was mining alone in my thing When a pirate with cruiser did bring His lasers to shoot And steal my loot And ransom my ship for my bling ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board
Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.24 07:41:00 - [15] The time before christmas has gone Tomorrow the eggnog will run We'll sit and ***** nuts Over the bird we will fuss And sit by the fire, it's warm ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board
Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.24 07:41:00 - [16] The time before christmas has gone Tomorrow the eggnog will run We'll sit and ***** nuts Over the bird we will fuss And sit by the fire, it's warm ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board
Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.24 15:29:00 - [17] Why are more people not replying? I fear that the rank of the post is dying It's dipping down low This concerns me, so I will bump it up with some more rhyming ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board
Cabadrin	Posted - 2004.12.24 15:29:00 - [18] Why are more people not replying? I fear that the rank of the post is dying It's dipping down low This concerns me, so I will bump it up with some more rhyming ----------------------------------------------- Coalition Kill Board

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