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flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:12:00 -
[1]
There once was a thread posted for nought,
I put a GyroStab II on market and Ho! It's been bought!
Got a couple mil, gonna get me a clone.
Love the new Biomass smell. Reminds me of Home.
So get out your Ore, and reprocess it tonight.
Somewhere in Empire, there WILL be a fight.
Dodge the cruise missles, and don't let them s'plode.
Let's hope the servers are stable, and no one trips over the node...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:12:00 -
[2]
There once was a thread posted for nought,
I put a GyroStab II on market and Ho! It's been bought!
Got a couple mil, gonna get me a clone.
Love the new Biomass smell. Reminds me of Home.
So get out your Ore, and reprocess it tonight.
Somewhere in Empire, there WILL be a fight.
Dodge the cruise missles, and don't let them s'plode.
Let's hope the servers are stable, and no one trips over the node...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:15:00 -
[3]
oh damn. this was limericks... ugh.
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:15:00 -
[4]
oh damn. this was limericks... ugh.
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:27:00 -
[5]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 17:27:32
HufflePuff Technologies
they declared war on O B T
we got camped in Hot,
i even got shot!
and now my corpse is dir-ty!
(lol...  )
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 17:27:00 -
[6]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 17:27:32
HufflePuff Technologies
they declared war on O B T
we got camped in Hot,
i even got shot!
and now my corpse is dir-ty!
(lol... )
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 19:45:00 -
[7]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 19:45:25
i owned a Dom once before
then our corp was at war!
undocked the Dom in Hot,
it went "poof" like my pot.
now i won't undock anymore...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 19:45:00 -
[8]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 19:45:25
i owned a Dom once before
then our corp was at war!
undocked the Dom in Hot,
it went "poof" like my pot.
now i won't undock anymore...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 19:51:00 -
[9]
GalNet is for the more vocal.
Just don't smacktalk in Local.
Go get a ship,
run the blockade you git!
My lasers, they are afocal...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 19:51:00 -
[10]
GalNet is for the more vocal.
Just don't smacktalk in Local.
Go get a ship,
run the blockade you git!
My lasers, they are afocal...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 20:11:00 -
[11]
i've been stuck all day at work
my boss, she acts like a jerk!
won't let me install EVE.
i'm very very peeved!
i'm in love with Admiral James T. Kirk...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 20:11:00 -
[12]
i've been stuck all day at work
my boss, she acts like a jerk!
won't let me install EVE.
i'm very very peeved!
i'm in love with Admiral James T. Kirk...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 20:32:00 -
[13]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 20:33:35
uh oh! someone doesn't like our game.
he thinks our poetry is lame.
but, his was pretty good.
it almost gave me wood.
and now, i will forever post in shame...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 20:32:00 -
[14]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 20:33:35
uh oh! someone doesn't like our game.
he thinks our poetry is lame.
but, his was pretty good.
it almost gave me wood.
and now, i will forever post in shame...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 21:11:00 -
[15]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 21:23:19
 Originally by: Siddy
ptolly true, cant imagine how many times i wanted decleare war on him 
looks like i cannot smile.
cuz others think i am vile.
been called a flamer.
now i'm a lamer.
been unliked for quite a while... 8(
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 21:11:00 -
[16]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 21:23:19
Originally by: Siddy
ptolly true, cant imagine how many times i wanted decleare war on him
looks like i cannot smile.
cuz others think i am vile.
been called a flamer.
now i'm a lamer.
been unliked for quite a while... 8(
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 23:37:00 -
[17]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 23:37:37
maybe the reason i'm hated,
is because others feel jaded.
that i'm the best,
and i'm a pest.
Egads! have you just been baited?
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.21 23:37:00 -
[18]
Edited by: flummox on 21/12/2004 23:37:37
maybe the reason i'm hated,
is because others feel jaded.
that i'm the best,
and i'm a pest.
Egads! have you just been baited?
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 00:29:00 -
[19]
if people keep on with the clickeh,
there won't be need for a stickeh.
tis been a nice time.
a small break from the whine.
now go back to whining at TomB...
.
.
.
.
just for a joke and a smile, folks!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 00:29:00 -
[20]
if people keep on with the clickeh,
there won't be need for a stickeh.
tis been a nice time.
a small break from the whine.
now go back to whining at TomB...
.
.
.
.
just for a joke and a smile, folks!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 03:28:00 -
[21]
*clap clap clap clap* to all !!
great stuff...!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 03:28:00 -
[22]
*clap clap clap clap* to all !!
great stuff...!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 14:06:00 -
[23]
Originally by: Avon
DM's sig is the best, I love it
It features the best ever muppet
Fozzy's grin is so cool
But yours would be to
If your bum had someones arm up it.
w00t!!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 14:06:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Avon
DM's sig is the best, I love it
It features the best ever muppet
Fozzy's grin is so cool
But yours would be to
If your bum had someones arm up it.
w00t!!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 14:10:00 -
[25]
just got to work. man it's cold!
this slave to the grind is quite old.
went shopping last night.
saw elves in green tights.
my lunchmeat from last week, it has mold... 
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 14:10:00 -
[26]
just got to work. man it's cold!
this slave to the grind is quite old.
went shopping last night.
saw elves in green tights.
my lunchmeat from last week, it has mold...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 14:52:00 -
[27]
gonna browse the Escrows tonight.
i'm looking for a ship priced just right.
grab some miner 2's.
while singing the blues.
i gotta go mine, i need pyerite.
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 14:52:00 -
[28]
gonna browse the Escrows tonight.
i'm looking for a ship priced just right.
grab some miner 2's.
while singing the blues.
i gotta go mine, i need pyerite.
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 14:54:00 -
[29]
Edited by: flummox on 22/12/2004 14:55:04
** Hidden Gates ** has got me all hot!
i think i might give it a shot.
i know it's prolly a scam,
like Spam is to ham.
but, those were some nice PhotoShops!!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 14:54:00 -
[30]
Edited by: flummox on 22/12/2004 14:55:04
** Hidden Gates ** has got me all hot!
i think i might give it a shot.
i know it's prolly a scam,
like Spam is to ham.
but, those were some nice PhotoShops!!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 15:40:00 -
[31]
got the cadence of rhyme in my head.
almost wish i'd never seen this thread.
i'm having quite a gas
trying not to sound link an ass
while i work and try to earn bread...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 15:40:00 -
[32]
got the cadence of rhyme in my head.
almost wish i'd never seen this thread.
i'm having quite a gas
trying not to sound link an ass
while i work and try to earn bread...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 15:57:00 -
[33]
i'm hungry, so i will be makin'
a few strips of crispy bacon.
hope it tastes good.
and not like old wood.
or with rage, i will be shakin'...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 15:57:00 -
[34]
i'm hungry, so i will be makin'
a few strips of crispy bacon.
hope it tastes good.
and not like old wood.
or with rage, i will be shakin'...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 18:38:00 -
[35]
it's a quarter to five
and i'm still alive.
no one has killed me,
i'm filled with glee,
i think i'll go shuck and jive...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 18:38:00 -
[36]
it's a quarter to five
and i'm still alive.
no one has killed me,
i'm filled with glee,
i think i'll go shuck and jive...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 18:45:00 -
[37]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: flummox
Edited by: flummox on 22/12/2004 14:55:04
** Hidden Gates ** has got me all hot!
i think i might give it a shot.
i know it's prolly a scam,
like Spam is to ham.
but, those were some nice PhotoShops!!
I hope you find a new gate
For you it would really be great
You could fly through
With your new miner 2
Then we'd seal it along with your fate.
a new gate would be great!
but no seal to my fate.
the GalNet is here
so don't shed a tear.
i'll still be the one to hate...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 18:45:00 -
[38]
Originally by: Avon
Originally by: flummox
Edited by: flummox on 22/12/2004 14:55:04
** Hidden Gates ** has got me all hot!
i think i might give it a shot.
i know it's prolly a scam,
like Spam is to ham.
but, those were some nice PhotoShops!!
I hope you find a new gate
For you it would really be great
You could fly through
With your new miner 2
Then we'd seal it along with your fate.
a new gate would be great!
but no seal to my fate.
the GalNet is here
so don't shed a tear.
i'll still be the one to hate...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 20:24:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Elita
I'd contribute a long, well-planned rhyme,
But I really just don't have the time.
So I'll type out this verse,
Which I haven't rehearsed,
Then stop too soon.
oh noes! i think i'm in trouble!
my groin is starting to rumble.
it starts out slow
then before you know
you're wincing and cursing with a grumble
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 20:24:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Elita
I'd contribute a long, well-planned rhyme,
But I really just don't have the time.
So I'll type out this verse,
Which I haven't rehearsed,
Then stop too soon.
oh noes! i think i'm in trouble!
my groin is starting to rumble.
it starts out slow
then before you know
you're wincing and cursing with a grumble
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 21:39:00 -
[41]
fifty-one minutes left on the clock
before i must brave the xmas traffic block.
i want to play eve
so just let me be
and maybe, just maybe, i'll undock
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 21:39:00 -
[42]
fifty-one minutes left on the clock
before i must brave the xmas traffic block.
i want to play eve
so just let me be
and maybe, just maybe, i'll undock
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 21:41:00 -
[43]
i'm so f'n bored it's insane!
there is nothing here to entertain.
so rhymin' i'll do
and if you so choose
to read these instead of complain...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 21:41:00 -
[44]
i'm so f'n bored it's insane!
there is nothing here to entertain.
so rhymin' i'll do
and if you so choose
to read these instead of complain...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 21:50:00 -
[45]
my harpy, i fit with rails
i make all the pirates wail.
i'll be at your gate
don't shoot me yet, mate!
you can't hit me, you'll just fail...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.22 21:50:00 -
[46]
my harpy, i fit with rails
i make all the pirates wail.
i'll be at your gate
don't shoot me yet, mate!
you can't hit me, you'll just fail...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.23 14:44:00 -
[47]
what the hell happened to this thread?
i sign in to see it's almost dead.
i know that page two
might be good enough for you
my girlfriend want's to know, "what's hed?"
.
.
.
(hedbergite!)
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.23 14:44:00 -
[48]
what the hell happened to this thread?
i sign in to see it's almost dead.
i know that page two
might be good enough for you
my girlfriend want's to know, "what's hed?"
.
.
.
(hedbergite!)
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.23 17:00:00 -
[49]
oh noes! this thread is getting no love
it's hard, got eighty-twelve stickehs above
but don't you forget
to repeatedly hit,
the "Post Reply" button, you nub!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.23 17:00:00 -
[50]
oh noes! this thread is getting no love
it's hard, got eighty-twelve stickehs above
but don't you forget
to repeatedly hit,
the "Post Reply" button, you nub!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.23 18:50:00 -
[51]
i just went on lunch
and i've got a hunch
that avon will post
or offer a toast
right after he spikes the punch.
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.23 18:50:00 -
[52]
i just went on lunch
and i've got a hunch
that avon will post
or offer a toast
right after he spikes the punch.
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.23 18:58:00 -
[53]
i would very much like a Lab Slot
i can even trade you good pot.
so gimme a jingle
i'll stuff your bra with a single
and maybe i'll mine some Bistot...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.23 18:58:00 -
[54]
i would very much like a Lab Slot
i can even trade you good pot.
so gimme a jingle
i'll stuff your bra with a single
and maybe i'll mine some Bistot...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.23 19:00:00 -
[55]
most of my rhymes make no sense
i think it's because i am dense
fat like a moon
crazy like a loon
trade you a dollar for fifteen cents...?
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.23 19:00:00 -
[56]
most of my rhymes make no sense
i think it's because i am dense
fat like a moon
crazy like a loon
trade you a dollar for fifteen cents...?
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.27 16:07:00 -
[57]
Edited by: flummox on 27/12/2004 16:07:36
well, now that the day's are not merry
i'll sit and watch Tom n' Jerry.
xmas is gone
gotta refill the bong
with buds that are red and hairy...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.27 16:07:00 -
[58]
Edited by: flummox on 27/12/2004 16:07:36
well, now that the day's are not merry
i'll sit and watch Tom n' Jerry.
xmas is gone
gotta refill the bong
with buds that are red and hairy...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.27 16:10:00 -
[59]
Edited by: flummox on 27/12/2004 16:10:19
a nice long weekend you see
will fill the heart with glee
i log on this thread
to see it almost dead
post a rhyme here. it's free!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.27 16:10:00 -
[60]
Edited by: flummox on 27/12/2004 16:10:19
a nice long weekend you see
will fill the heart with glee
i log on this thread
to see it almost dead
post a rhyme here. it's free!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.27 16:28:00 -
[61]
so bored, why can't i go home?
nothing to do, but write a poem.
i will never understand
while they need work on hand
to answer an unringing phone...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.27 16:28:00 -
[62]
so bored, why can't i go home?
nothing to do, but write a poem.
i will never understand
while they need work on hand
to answer an unringing phone...
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
|
Posted - 2004.12.27 18:31:00 -
[63]
just spent an hour downloading the patch
then i noticed, the numbers didn't match!
so now i'm stuck doing it again.
i'll click on 1754, with my wacom pen.
and hopes that i can log on with a flash!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.27 18:31:00 -
[64]
just spent an hour downloading the patch
then i noticed, the numbers didn't match!
so now i'm stuck doing it again.
i'll click on 1754, with my wacom pen.
and hopes that i can log on with a flash!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.27 18:37:00 -
[65]
messed up the patch, now i'm in Hell
oh how i loathe this slow-ass DSL
so i start the DL just right
i hope it finished before tonight
i also realize my cadence is all wrong,
i seem to want to sing another song.
it's gotta be that damn xmas crap.
i wish santa and the rest would take a dirt nap.
so now i'll go, i'm not a hater,
i'll see ya tomorrow, or i'll check ya later!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
flummox
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Posted - 2004.12.27 18:37:00 -
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messed up the patch, now i'm in Hell
oh how i loathe this slow-ass DSL
so i start the DL just right
i hope it finished before tonight
i also realize my cadence is all wrong,
i seem to want to sing another song.
it's gotta be that damn xmas crap.
i wish santa and the rest would take a dirt nap.
so now i'll go, i'm not a hater,
i'll see ya tomorrow, or i'll check ya later!
there is a fine, but dissasterous line between a fart and a shart. i suggest you make sure which side you want to be on... |
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