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Shaalira D'arc
Gallente Sephray Industries Serenitas Solutus
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:35:00 -
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I hear electronic machines respond well to screaming and vexated slaps with the palm of the hand.
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Oezem
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:35:00 -
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Can't believe this...
In the middle of a stand-off with a corp thief. Of all the times it could crap itself... 
RUBBISH!!!
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Jennifer Rizea
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:35:00 -
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Originally by: Darth Vogel We are experiencing database issues and expect to have eve working as well as can be expected in the next 30 minutes. Please expect this delay to be updated by 1h every hour for the next 5 to 18 hours until it actually kind of works. We know that your addicted to this game and can expect payment regardless of the quality of our product.
QFT
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Manivald Kostaja
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:35:00 -
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fire database admins: who would restore the database when it crashes next time?
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MILL17331H 2190TEP
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:35:00 -
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CCP, going back to days of old. ... I could go on in frustration, but it never has been worth it. CCP, send me an e-mail when you get your #%!^ together. 
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Vaneshi SnowCrash
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:35:00 -
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When this happened earlier in the week I remember someone stating the database problems were forming a pattern. Every 5 - 6 days.
Well here we are 5 days later with database issues.
I guess we'll be seeing each other again on Thursday or thereabouts.
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Teibor
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:35:00 -
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Originally by: SkinSin Edited by: SkinSin on 07/08/2010 17:32:31 You know what might actually be a good idea? Take TQ offline for a week. And have every developer actually spend time fixing what appears to be serious underlying issues with its stability and then allowing everyone back on
this ^^^
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RobTex
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:36:00 -
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Originally by: Miilla Edited by: Miilla on 07/08/2010 17:34:19
Originally by: Ryunosuke Kusanagi
Originally by: Miilla This is just crazy, why do we pay incompentent engineers to make this shat.
Really, the problem with software today is that it's "acceptable" and "accepted" and "expected" to be unstable and buggy and crash. I know because that is what is expected of us (Im a software engineer too at a very BIG cash cow "platform" house no names but enuf hints). Unfortunately this is a fact of corporate life, instability is expected and accepted. Yet on the other hand we expect to be treated like "structural engineers" that "build bridges" and so on and all that bullshat when infact we are nothing like them and wont ever be in the next decade (or the past decade too). Real engineers retired long ago in the 60s, 70s, 80s. It died in the 90s and definately the 00's.
The core problem isnt the fact that it does just that, the core problem is a social problem, acceptance that we ship low quality shat.
We can role play and pretend to be "engineers" when in fact we are nothing close to it. Myself included. We are just hacks.
Flame me all you want, You know deep down I am right.
oh stop your *****ing, it happens, jeeze. Go grab a cold Mt Dew or something. Go have a smoke. Go touch yourself, Whining about "incompetent" devs isnt gonna get the server up faster.
This is exactly the problem with software "engineering" today. Read my updaed post. I hold my employee's "Engineers" ACCOUNTABLE. I get much higher quality deliverables now. No egos, just quality work, if they **** up, they end up accountable. "It happens" yes, I had one engineer say that to me. He learnt his lesson. The quality of his work is now impeckable. He actualy spends more time thinking about the consequences of his work. I work in HFT (High Frequency Trading) his "ego" can cost the company MILLIONS in a day.
You must live in some fantasy land where deadlines don't push quality to the side.
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Julius Rigel
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:36:00 -
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Originally by: Del Girl It's only a bit of down time, hardly the end of the world :P End of the Universe sure, but not the world....
Del
Says you, I have an event to host, people don't just sit around waiting forever.
I want to cry. 
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Lashesis
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:36:00 -
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Edited by: Lashesis on 07/08/2010 17:37:40 My skill training finished about 5 mins ago and I will be petioning for the 100 or so, skill points I may lose beccause I was not notified yee would be crashing the server today. My role playing lawyor will be in touch.
Lash
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Fuji Tamura
Imperial Tau Syndicate
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:36:00 -
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and we are actually paying not to play....
anybody have suggestions for other online games that actually work that I might check out? Looks like EVE is gonna be down for a while..or as CCP knows it "just another day"
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Beki 250
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:36:00 -
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This is your third and final warning.
Switch from Mickeysoft SQL Server to a real database, like Sybase.
You have 1 hour to comply or I will shoot the dog.
A. Nony Mous
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Cebraio
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:36:00 -
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Originally by: Jeremy Samson No problem. We will just go play your competitors MMO while you fix your database issues. These database issues are becoming normal. We are playing League of Legends, and World of Tanks more because of it. Keep up the good work at becoming our 2nd favorite game to play.
Who would do such thing? 
Actually I tried to fire up Starcraft 2 and finish the campaign that I left neglected over the last week. Guess what? My savegames are broken! 
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Hemoroids
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:36:00 -
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I must say that I love the game, however, it seems to be down a lot. I don't think I'll stay on as a member. Saturday is the day I like to relax before work. Sorry CCP you'll be losing me as a customer.
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Srialia
Misfit Toys
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:36:00 -
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Originally by: Shaalira D'arc I hear electronic machines respond well to screaming and vexated slaps with the palm of the hand.
What, you mean good ol' Emergency Repair Procedure Number 1?
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Mr Kidd
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:37:00 -
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Edited by: Mr Kidd on 07/08/2010 17:37:29
Originally by: Imprez04
Originally by: Mr Kidd While you're fixing the DB issues, could you mark on the next expansion's calendar a proper QUEUE?!?!?!?!?
I mean really! The crashes are a big enough issue only to be compounded with a queue that has no function and follows no logic. "You're #416 in queue" Followed by a second client that starts just mere seconds to be #25 in queue. Then finally being told status: ok to be told you're #125 in queue......seriously, for the love of God!
um, the queue is based on what proxy server you connect to. thus, one proxy might have a 50 player queue, whilst another has no queue.
it works perfectly, just you are being load-balanced and every server you connect to has a different queue, thus you get diferent numbers =p
honestly, just restart and you usually get no wait
Great, glad you cleared that up.......so explain to me the point of a queue if finally you're OK to connect but when you do you're placed back in the queue 100 spots behind where you started?
And um, how about a queue that actually connects you when you're number is up? Not just jerks you around?
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Spacemiezi
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:37:00 -
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For all those guys who flame around everytime when server goes doen for whatever... :
Stop playing MMO's and play offline-games... 
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Amakre Ovyu
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:37:00 -
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im a tree!!!!
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Roosterton
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:37:00 -
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Originally by: Hemoroids I must say that I love the game, however, it seems to be down a lot. I don't think I'll stay on as a member. Saturday is the day I like to relax before work. Sorry CCP you'll be losing me as a customer.
Can I have your stuff too?
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Manivald Kostaja
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:37:00 -
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Originally by: Teibor
Originally by: SkinSin Edited by: SkinSin on 07/08/2010 17:32:31 You know what might actually be a good idea? Take TQ offline for a week. And have every developer actually spend time fixing what appears to be serious underlying issues with its stability and then allowing everyone back on
this ^^^
So this would really solve all the problems?
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Nathan Jameson
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:37:00 -
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Originally by: Cebraio Actually I tried to fire up Starcraft 2 and finish the campaign that I left neglected over the last week. Guess what? My savegames are broken! 
Petition Blizzard for skill points!
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Mia Trask
Caldari New Eden Mining and Industry
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:37:00 -
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Could not connect to the specified address. Odds are that you have not established an internet connection, the server isn't running, or the server address or port number was wrong.
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Harrigan VonStudly
Original Sin.
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:38:00 -
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Fight fire with fire. One of the many talented people out there need to make a rap video mocking CCP to their htfu song. Disgraceful service. It should start with video of a dog taking a ****. That's about par for this latest failcrash.
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MacSkyver
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:38:00 -
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Laanndo
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:38:00 -
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CCP Staff only replying to immature comments like "It made me sad" etc... That is the worst customer service ever!
Give us an explanation, don't say Hamsters, don't say "we are sad" like 10 year old girls.
Your a company, give a bloody good reason and stop treating your customer database like morons.
I've always admired CCP, I have been a member since 2007. throughout my membership CCP servers die constantly and nobody explains anything and the staff keep saying stupid silly immature comments.
People have taken the day off work, or swapped shifts just because they planned to play Eve. Now we are sitting doing nothing, thanks, I could have been working and making money in real life.
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Jasper Dark
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:38:00 -
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Its great to come back to the game after a year and find the same old problems..
...so remind me again, why should I pay for this, then I can't play at the times I want too?
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BeIidos Goveko
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: Spacemiezi For all those guys who flame around everytime when server goes doen for whatever... :
Stop playing MMO's and play offline-games... 
Well technicaly this is an off-line game at the moment :P
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Makko Gray
Gallente Nexus Aerospace Corporation The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
Originally by: thepretender
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist Tranquility experienced a database issue. Our engineers are on fixing it and will have Tranquility up and running as soon as possible. We will let you know more as soon as we can. Thank you for your patience.
Update: looks like everything is up and we are monitoring for any more issues. Oh my looks like I may of jumped the gun on this. I'm sorry if I gave any false hope. Still having issues and we are working on it.
Update: Estimating server up by 18:00 UTC.
Now he tells me..
I'm sorry I was excited myself thinking it was back up =( then I got sad.
Was you playing at the time to?
Always wondered if employing people addicted to the game meant people eager to fix it so they can get back to popping stuff.
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Cobalt Sixty
Caldari Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:38:00 -
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The EVE cluster has reached its maximum user limit. Please try logging in again later. You are #523 in line for logon. Are you sure you're not in the line for an iPhone 4?
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NIJofleyUK
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Posted - 2010.08.07 17:38:00 -
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Edited by: NIJofleyUK on 07/08/2010 17:38:54 Ahh, dont ya just love EVE, up and down like a prostitutes knickers.
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