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Xenuria
Gallente
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2010.08.07 22:58:00 -
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*Do YOU need war targets?
*Do you enjoy the thrill of the kill?
If you answered yes to these questions then do I have a deal for you! My corporation attracts all sorts of war targets. Everything from your garden variety pushover to your hardcore MCR aficionados.
You will never run out of targets to kill with my FREE service!
Did I just say FREE?
YES I SAID FREE SERVICE! (omgnowai)
All you need to do is apply and you will have instant access to classics such as,
"guy who camps station with a megathron but can't hit anything without a target painter"
"dude who makes threats without leaving station"
"Random dude who war decs demanding money for a secretive never disclosed third party"
You get all this and much much more!
If your tired of having to go find war targets then try my free service and let them come to you.
Apply now at MASALLE!!!!
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Xenuria
Gallente
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2010.08.07 23:11:00 -
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 Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury
I'd rather join just so I can pod you.
Oh I forgot to mention one minor stipulation, edgy hipsters need not apply.
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Xenuria
Gallente
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2010.08.07 23:36:00 -
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Edited by: Xenuria on 07/08/2010 23:40:58
Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury
Ok if I see any "edgy hipsters" I'll be sure to let them know.
Your vehement self denial is amusing if not sad.
My retort is not a mere ad hominim attack but a legitimate categorization of a undesirable social outlook.
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Xenuria
Gallente
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2010.08.08 02:06:00 -
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Originally by: Bro Diddley
Xenuria is literally retarded.
Let me ask again.
I like how you felt it so important to bypass the wordfilter just so you could make fun of my autism... That ranks a 6.0 on my edgy hipstometer, do you also wear mismatched socks so that you can argue with people that point it out to you?
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Xenuria
Gallente
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2010.08.08 03:42:00 -
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Originally by: Domonique Molvoy
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
Originally by: Bro Diddley
Xenuria is literally retarded.
You can call me ******ed all you want, but someday nuro-typicals like you will be extinct and autistic savants will govern the world. We are not "retarded" we are the next stage in human evolution!
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Xenuria
Gallente
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2010.08.08 11:40:00 -
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Originally by: Starnap
Fair enough though, I can see he might well get a lot of decs 
im crazy!
I warp sideways because thats how bonkers I am!
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