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Xenuria
Gallente
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2010.08.07 22:58:00 -
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*Do YOU need war targets?
*Do you enjoy the thrill of the kill?
If you answered yes to these questions then do I have a deal for you! My corporation attracts all sorts of war targets. Everything from your garden variety pushover to your hardcore MCR aficionados.
You will never run out of targets to kill with my FREE service!
Did I just say FREE?
YES I SAID FREE SERVICE! (omgnowai)
All you need to do is apply and you will have instant access to classics such as,
"guy who camps station with a megathron but can't hit anything without a target painter"
"dude who makes threats without leaving station"
"Random dude who war decs demanding money for a secretive never disclosed third party"
You get all this and much much more!
If your tired of having to go find war targets then try my free service and let them come to you.
Apply now at MASALLE!!!!
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Lexa HeIIfury
Incura
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.07 23:01:00 -
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I'd rather join just so I can pod you.
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Xenuria
Gallente
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2010.08.07 23:11:00 -
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 Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury
I'd rather join just so I can pod you.
Oh I forgot to mention one minor stipulation, edgy hipsters need not apply.
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Lexa HeIIfury
Incura
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.07 23:18:00 -
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Ok if I see any "edgy hipsters" I'll be sure to let them know.
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Xenuria
Gallente
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2010.08.07 23:36:00 -
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Edited by: Xenuria on 07/08/2010 23:40:58
Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury
Ok if I see any "edgy hipsters" I'll be sure to let them know.
Your vehement self denial is amusing if not sad.
My retort is not a mere ad hominim attack but a legitimate categorization of a undesirable social outlook.
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trenny jr
Caldari
Order of Celestial Knights
Galactic System Lords Alliance
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Posted - 2010.08.08 00:48:00 -
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Originally by: Xenuria
Edited by: Xenuria on 07/08/2010 23:40:58
Originally by: Lexa HeIIfury
Ok if I see any "edgy hipsters" I'll be sure to let them know.
Your vehement self denial is amusing if not sad.
My retort is not a mere ad hominim attack but a legitimate categorization of a undesirable social outlook.
I read WHY CANT I BE AS COOL AS LEXA
Originally by: Alticius Espionicus
Ankhesentapemkah: the Sarah Palin of EVE.
[00:18:49] Lady Spank > /emote squiggles
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Bro Diddley
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Posted - 2010.08.08 01:05:00 -
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Xenuria is literally retarded.
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Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.08 01:11:00 -
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Originally by: Bro Diddley
Xenuria is literally retarded.
Originally by: Queue K'Umber
It is unseemly when a player becomes a self-congratulatory poastaholic
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Panda Name
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Posted - 2010.08.08 01:46:00 -
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actually, xenuris right. you're all a bunch of fracking hipsters.
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Xenuria
Gallente
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2010.08.08 02:06:00 -
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Originally by: Bro Diddley
Xenuria is literally retarded.
Let me ask again.
I like how you felt it so important to bypass the wordfilter just so you could make fun of my autism... That ranks a 6.0 on my edgy hipstometer, do you also wear mismatched socks so that you can argue with people that point it out to you?
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c0depoint
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Posted - 2010.08.08 02:10:00 -
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Originally by: Bro Diddley
Xenuria is literally retarded.
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Domonique Molvoy
Exploitation Inc.
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Posted - 2010.08.08 02:47:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
Originally by: Bro Diddley
Xenuria is literally retarded.
Domonique Molvoy
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Spruillo
Gallente
Spruillo Corp
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Posted - 2010.08.08 03:03:00 -
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Whod war dec someonw with 5 invasion fleets
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Xenuria
Gallente
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2010.08.08 03:42:00 -
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Originally by: Domonique Molvoy
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
Originally by: Bro Diddley
Xenuria is literally retarded.
You can call me ******ed all you want, but someday nuro-typicals like you will be extinct and autistic savants will govern the world. We are not "retarded" we are the next stage in human evolution!
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Alara IonStorm
Agent-Orange
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Posted - 2010.08.08 03:48:00 -
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Edited by: Alara IonStorm on 08/08/2010 03:53:07
Edited by: Alara IonStorm on 08/08/2010 03:48:43
Originally by: Xenuria
You can call me ******ed all you want, but someday nuro-typicals like you will be extinct and autistic savants will govern the world. We are not "retarded" we are the next stage in human evolution!
Confirming we are trying to take over the world.... however this re****ed thread is not part of the plan.
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Lexa HeIIfury
Incura
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.08 04:06:00 -
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Originally by: Xenuria
You can call me ******ed all you want, but someday nuro-typicals like you will be extinct and autistic savants will govern the world. We are not "retarded" we are the next stage in human evolution!
Pan-dimensional super-sentient, super consciousnesses stretching far accross all spectrums of time space. A unity so pure and godlike that any resistance would be washed away within mere nanoseconds. Nothing you can do will stop it, I will merge with the shapeless dark and ascend to levels of existence you could never possibly comprehend. My name shall be exalted in worlds foreign and familiar!
You shall all worship me and beg that I allow you to coalesce with me.
*Yeah I get like this before I go to bed. Sanity by day and queen of the old gods by night. I go now to dream.
notsureifserious.jpg
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devilsspawn
Minmatar
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2010.08.08 07:22:00 -
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Am I on crack? Or is the word filter indecisive today....
It censors "******ed" in one post, but then a few sentences later, its uncensored? and a few posts before that, its uncensored as well?
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Lexa HeIIfury
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Posted - 2010.08.08 07:58:00 -
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Originally by: devilsspawn
Am I on crack? Or is the word filter indecisive today....
No, you're just retarded.
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Creepy Goat
Collateral.
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.08 10:04:00 -
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I think we can all agree that
Originally by: Bro Diddley
Xenuria is literally retarded.
Take your ****ty recruitment post elsewhere. I thought you 'couldn't play the game' for another 3 years anyway?
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Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.08.08 10:31:00 -
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This is my favorite thread, out of all of the other threads, I choose this.
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Chicago players channel: 'Windy City'
Originally by: CCP Navigator
Confirming that I am the best poster.
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Ressiv
Cooperative Freelance Navigators Association
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Posted - 2010.08.08 10:36:00 -
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Originally by: Xenuria
We are not "retarded" we are the next stage in human evolution!
Wherent you booted from that grand scheme for just being a moron ?
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Starnap
Concentrated Evil
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Posted - 2010.08.08 10:39:00 -
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Fair enough though, I can see he might well get a lot of decs 
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.08 11:16:00 -
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Please dec Hydra.. We don't have enough idiots throwing themselves at us to get blown up.
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Admiral Pelleon
White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2010.08.08 11:17:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Please dec Hydra.. We don't have enough idiots throwing themselves at us to get blown up.
If we dec you can you promise to use rifters only?
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Chicago players channel: 'Windy City'
Originally by: CCP Navigator
Confirming that I am the best poster.
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Xenuria
Gallente
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
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Posted - 2010.08.08 11:40:00 -
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Originally by: Starnap
Fair enough though, I can see he might well get a lot of decs
im crazy!
I warp sideways because thats how bonkers I am!
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CCP Zymurgist
Gallente
C C P
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Posted - 2010.08.08 14:11:00 -
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Removed Trolling and moved to Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center from Crime and Punishment.
Zymurgist
Community Representative
CCP Hf, EVE Online
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Bro Diddley
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Posted - 2010.08.08 18:31:00 -
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Owned by CCP Zymurtroll.
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fk you |
Franklin Freud
Gallente
Fulcrum Independent Mercenary Services Inc.
The Worst Alliance in Eve
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Posted - 2010.08.08 18:54:00 -
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These guys should seriously consider joining The Worst Alliance in Eve....
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Creepy Goat
Collateral.
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2010.08.08 22:55:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Zymurgist
Removed Trolling and moved to Alliance and Corporation Recruitment Center from Crime and Punishment.
My first successful use of the report button \o/
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