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Akita T Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2010.08.12 23:09:00 - [1] PURELY HYPOTHETICALLY, OF COURSE !!! Assume you have a 15kt version of a MADM (nuclear land mine) with a timer, and you could place it anywhere on (or near) the planet, and set it to go off at any point in time from today to the next, oh, say, 20 years (assume it works as advertised - as in, roughly the same effect as the nuke dropped on Hiroshima). For the sake of hilarity, a split second before the bomb goes off, a parallel universe is created, the one you're in has the bomb going off, the other one has the bomb as a dud and you have a sudden heart attack and you die. Where would you set it and what time would you code in ? Or, you can decide to NOT set it. Feel free to NOT explain your reasoning. In fact, you probably shouldn't explain your reasoning. _ Beginner's ISK making guide \| Manufacturer's helper \| All about reacting _
Zeba Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company	Posted - 2010.08.12 23:13:00 - [2] In my pants. Originally by: Balsak Eve-Online, the game that is so awesome people are willing to give CCP money so that they may have the privilege to bash it.
ChaeDoc II Gallente Sigillum Militum Xpisti R.A.G.E	Posted - 2010.08.12 23:19:00 - [3] Blackburn, Lancashire. Reason: to increase the average human intelligence by around 10-15 IQ points.
So Sensational GREY COUNCIL Nulli Secunda	Posted - 2010.08.12 23:22:00 - [4] The north pole. Just to give a big **** you to global warming, "I got here first".
Jhagiti Tyran Invicta.	Posted - 2010.08.13 00:11:00 - [5] In the middle of an empty desert and set a two hour timer so I can watch the big boom.
Pr1ncess Alia	Posted - 2010.08.13 00:18:00 - [6] Originally by: Zeba In my pants. --- Players are losing faith and loyalty in CCP due previous expansions not living up to player expectations. The CSM and CCP agreed that expectation management can be improved
Lance Fighter Amarr	Posted - 2010.08.13 02:06:00 - [7] oh, maybe a few hundred KM above new york... set to go off on some monday Originally by: CCP Shadow Have you ever wished you could have prevented a train wreck before it actually happened? I need to stop this one before the craziness begins.
Olleybear Minmatar I R' Carebear	Posted - 2010.08.13 02:29:00 - [8] I'd set it up anywhere there was a live video feed to one of those digital roadside advertising signs. A camera would be focused on the bombs button that when pressed, would cause it to explode. A cage would surround that button with a kitten wondering around on the outside of the cage. I would have the ability to lower the cage remotely, thus exposing the bombs button to the random wanderings of the kitten. I would then wait near the digital roadside sign for a nice looking women to walk/drive by. Once an attractive women is found, the cage would be lowered and in big letters the following caption would present itself: "Show me your boobs or the kitten gets it" After the top comes off, the cage would go back up and the kitten gets to live to see another day. Yes, yes I am Dr. Evil.
Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium	Posted - 2010.08.13 02:42:00 - [9] New Jersey. ________ Chicago players channel: 'Windy City' Originally by: CCP Navigator Confirming that I am the best poster.
Herzog Wolfhammer Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2010.08.13 02:44:00 - [10] Originally by: Admiral Pelleon New Jersey. What exit? BTW, nobody would notice.
Intense Thinker Minmatar	Posted - 2010.08.13 02:48:00 - [11] Hide it in a big sack of rice and drop it in Ethiopia By the way, I'm back. Moved to new place and finally got interwebs up! Signature locked for editing a moderator's warning. Zymurgist
Miriam Letisse	Posted - 2010.08.13 02:58:00 - [12] Somewhere in the Large Hadron Collider. They spend however long it takes to get it working and when they finally turn it on to begin their biggest experiment, boom! They'll think it was a black hole or something. Or Eyjafjallajokull, CCP could use some incentive to release things sooner than SoonÖ
Blane Xero Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2010.08.13 03:59:00 - [13] Hmm, to rid the world of EA, Actiblizzion or CCP Shanghai... Tough choice. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008 Originally by: CCP Fallout Been there. Done that. Need antibiotics.
Simeon Tor	Posted - 2010.08.13 04:03:00 - [14] Originally by: Blane Xero Hmm, to rid the world of EA, Actiblizzion or CCP Shanghai... Tough choice. If you choose EA can you wait for them to finish Battlefield 3, or is it a no time to waste kind of thing?
Blane Xero Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2010.08.13 04:08:00 - [15] Originally by: Simeon Tor Originally by: Blane Xero Hmm, to rid the world of EA, Actiblizzion or CCP Shanghai... Tough choice. If you choose EA can you wait for them to finish Battlefield 3, or is it a no time to waste kind of thing? Do they plan on releasing any other rehashed ** or publishing any more rehashed before Battlefield 3? I do not hold much hope for Darkspore and think we should abort the crysis before it happens. [See wut i dun thar] _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008 Originally by:** CCP Fallout Been there. Done that. Need antibiotics.
stoicfaux	Posted - 2010.08.13 04:08:00 - [16] Can we go back in time? Say to when Oral Roberts said he had to raise several million dollars by some date or God would kill him... OTOH, setting a nuke off in a dramatic fashion for the end of Mayan Calendar could be entertaining. Unfortunately a 15kt nuke isn't very dramatic. Got it. The Burning Man to top all Burning Mans. ----- "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you! -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
Akita T Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2010.08.13 04:14:00 - [17] Edited by: Akita T on 13/08/2010 04:16:53 Here, in the deepest point accessible without digging. Setting it off somewhere in December 2011 (NOT after 2012 starts). Just for the heck of it, even if it would probably result in nothing more than a minor set of tremors Originally by: stoicfaux Can we go back in time? Nope. "Today to today+20 years" for blow-up time, or no blow up at all. _ Beginner's ISK making guide \| Manufacturer's helper \| All about reacting _
Ella C'Tronix	Posted - 2010.08.13 04:32:00 - [18] In the internet. Seriously, I can't stand the way most people talk and the devolution of human interaction, basic language skills, etc. Oh, and I almost forgot. I just made you read my signature.
Simeon Tor	Posted - 2010.08.13 04:48:00 - [19] Originally by: Ella C'Tronix In the internet. Is that your target then? Originally by: Blane Xero I do not hold much hope for Darkspore and think we should abort the crysis before it happens. [See wut i dun thar] I had high hopes for Spore when I heard about it, but that game has as much playability as a brick. And Darkspore just looks awful. I'd wire it to a push button detonator and seal it in a deep cave with a cat.
Admiral Pelleon White Shadow Imperium	Posted - 2010.08.13 05:18:00 - [20] Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer Originally by: Admiral Pelleon New Jersey. What exit? BTW, nobody would notice. I don't think it matters much where in jersey. ________ Chicago players channel: 'Windy City' Originally by: CCP Navigator Confirming that I am the best poster.
Khors Amtek Inc	Posted - 2010.08.13 08:36:00 - [21] Somewhere in japan for the sake of tradition.
Mutant Caldari Caldari Percussive Diplomacy	Posted - 2010.08.13 08:45:00 - [22] Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer Originally by: Admiral Pelleon New Jersey. What exit? BTW, nobody would notice. QFT Yeah I am a pirate. What are you gonna do about it? Killboard link is not allowed to be used in a signature.Applebabe
Zaqar Pator Tech School	Posted - 2010.08.13 08:47:00 - [23] http://commondatastorage.googleapis.com/static.panoramio.com/photos/original/24971252.jpg whenever
Mitz Pufos	Posted - 2010.08.13 08:55:00 - [24] I'd rather have a weapon that can kill people with a specific taste in music... (see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOz4TP34ob8 )
Mutant Caldari Caldari Percussive Diplomacy	Posted - 2010.08.13 12:31:00 - [25] Originally by: Mitz Pufos I'd rather have a weapon that can kill people with a specific taste in music... (see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOz4TP34ob8 ) Or this Yeah I am a pirate. What are you gonna do about it? Killboard link is not allowed to be used in a signature.Applebabe
stoicfaux	Posted - 2010.08.13 16:08:00 - [26] Well if dropping an atomic bomb on the Bikini atoll lead to the bikini, then I'm going find a small island, name it "Two Bandaids and a Patch of Velco", and set off the nuke on it. ----- "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you! -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
Alpheias	Posted - 2010.08.13 16:26:00 - [27] Jerusalem
AlleyKat Gallente The Unwanted.	Posted - 2010.08.13 16:34:00 - [28] New York - just so they stop making films about that town getting attacked by aliens and change it to LA. Reason: Slow motion hawt chix running along the beach is more appealing than illegal alien cab drivers getting blown up with lasers as a paradoxical punchline. AK EVE-ONLINE Video-Making Tutorials
Ressiv Cooperative Freelance Navigators Association	Posted - 2010.08.13 16:53:00 - [29] 1. Find a nice quiet place that can be linked to at least half the present prevailing 2012 stories 2. Rig the mine there to go poof on 21-12-2012 3. Add another story about how the people of the world will be saved on that place found in 1. 4. ..... 5. profit ========================== Nothing is true, everything is permitted. ==========================
Hugh Munguss	Posted - 2010.08.13 17:57:00 - [30] Here...Mecca When...Hajj
Tobias Xiaosen Total Xenophobia	Posted - 2010.08.13 18:36:00 - [31] Washington D.C. ~ CURRENT INTERNETS = + 52329
Istvaan Shogaatsu Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club	Posted - 2010.08.13 18:48:00 - [32] Somewhere in the Katanga province in the Democratic Republic of Congo. There's a reason for this. Wonder if anyone can guess.
Jago Kain Amarr Ramm's RDI Tactical Narcotics Team	Posted - 2010.08.13 18:53:00 - [33] Right in the middle of the Teepee field at the next Glastonbury, hidden inside a Teepee with "Vegan Organic Psychic Aura Readings ú50". OK, we have to wait nearly a whole year, but it'll be worth it. ___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive.
Akita T Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2010.08.14 10:19:00 - [34] Originally by: stoicfaux Well if dropping an atomic bomb on the Bikini atoll lead to the bikini, then I'm going find a small island, name it "Two Bandaids and a Patch of Velco", and set off the nuke on it. I like that train of thought _ Beginner's ISK making guide \| Manufacturer's helper \| All about reacting _
Atticus Fynch Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2010.08.14 10:31:00 - [35] Originally by: Zeba In my pants. I agree. In Zeba's pants.
AlleyKat Gallente The Unwanted.	Posted - 2010.08.14 12:28:00 - [36] Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu Somewhere in the Katanga province in the Democratic Republic of Congo. There's a reason for this. Wonder if anyone can guess. Because setting off a nuclear bomb right on top of the uranium would result in half the planet breaking apart?
Rikeka Amarr Dark Knights of Deneb Iberians.	Posted - 2010.08.14 21:09:00 - [37] I'd initiate peace talks between the israelis and palestinian leaders... And put the bomb on the same place. Presto! 60% of the world problems are over! --------------------------
TekRa Minmatar	Posted - 2010.08.14 22:54:00 - [38] Originally by: ChaeDoc II Blackburn, Lancashire. Reason: to increase the average human intelligence by around 10-15 IQ points. I think I'll be safe, I'd lose my job tho :-( sig.
ceaon	Posted - 2010.08.14 23:10:00 - [39] CCP HQ Originally by: CCP Adida The male thread was locked because the discussion turned into transsexuals and man boobs.
yani dumyat Minmatar Black Storm Cartel The Orca Syndicate	Posted - 2010.08.14 23:33:00 - [40] I'd sell it to the highest bidder, 75% money up front and 25 % when they get the nuke. After making several such arrangements and not honouring them I'd use the money to buy an underground layer that was defended by scantily clad women with machine guns. The location of the bomb itself is not important as long as it's somewhere suitably evil. The location of the trigger is far more important so I would find the most beautiful of the scantily clad women and hide it inside her lady parts. The reasoning is simple, if the British government send James Bond after me there's no way he's going to kill the bad guy before he gets the girl. Why no Mr Bond, it was you who triggered the bomb. _______ Trolls and Tribulations A story of eve, trolls, world domination and dogfighting against starlings in a tiny dramiel.
Zeba Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company	Posted - 2010.08.15 04:53:00 - [41] Originally by: Atticus Fynch Originally by: Zeba In my pants. I agree. In Zeba's pants. Little do you know that the synergy with my uranium fortified ********* would start a chain reaction that would burn the entire world to a lifeless husk. Take that cia snoopers. Originally by: CCP Oveur My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Originally by: CCP Adida Moved from missions and complexes. All other game discussions are only aloud in OOP.
Akita T Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2010.08.15 12:50:00 - [42] Originally by: Zeba Originally by: Atticus Fynch Originally by: Zeba In my pants. I agree. In Zeba's pants. Little do you know that the synergy with my uranium fortified balls would start a chain reaction that would burn the entire world to a lifeless husk. Take that C.I.A. snoopers. I have a technical problem... does that mean your male reproductive organs have the density of a black hole, and why haven't they begun reaching critical mass all by themselves already ? _ Beginner's ISK making guide \| Manufacturer's helper \| All about reacting _
Zeba Minmatar Honourable East India Trading Company	Posted - 2010.08.15 18:50:00 - [43] Originally by: Akita T Originally by: Zeba Originally by: Atticus Fynch Originally by: Zeba In my pants. I agree. In Zeba's pants. Little do you know that the synergy with my uranium fortified balls would start a chain reaction that would burn the entire world to a lifeless husk. Take that C.I.A. snoopers. I have a technical problem... does that mean your male reproductive organs have the density of a black hole, and why haven't they begun reaching critical mass all by themselves already ? The powerful emissions are absorbed by my dysprosium titanate enriched phallus much like a control rod. It also keeps the neutron swelling to a reasonable level. Can't spilt the poor girl in half right at the moment of fission after all. Originally by: CCP Oveur My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Originally by: CCP Adida Moved from missions and complexes. All other game discussions are only aloud in OOP.
Reiisha Evolution IT Alliance	Posted - 2010.08.15 18:59:00 - [44] Fort Knox. "If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all"
Akita T Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2010.08.15 19:14:00 - [45] Edited by: Akita T on 15/08/2010 19:18:17 Originally by: Reiisha Fort Knox. Akita Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Reiisha Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die. _ Beginner's ISK making guide \| Manufacturer's helper \| All about reacting _
Taedrin Gallente White Haven Corp	Posted - 2010.08.15 20:49:00 - [46] High altitude burst over the US/Cananda, positioned such that the resulting EMP would knock both countries back to the stone age. If I had a second one, I would position it over Europe. A third one would be over China and Japan. A fourth would be over Australia/New Zealand. A fifth and sixth one would be over russia. Next targets would be Central/South America, then the Middle East. The last targets would be in Africa where most likely very little would change as a result of an EMP burst. ---------- Originally by: Dr Fighter "how do you know when youve had a repro accident" Theres modules missing and morphite in your mineral pile.
Slade Trillgon Endless Possibilities Inc. Damu'Khonde	Posted - 2010.08.15 22:02:00 - [47] Originally by: Akita T Edited by: Akita T on 13/08/2010 04:29:54 __ Me ? Here, in the deepest point accessible without digging. Setting it off somewhere in December 2011 (NOT after 2012 starts, to tease the 2012 guys), just for the heck of it. You know, even if it would probably result in nothing more than a minor set of tremors My vote is for your scenario, but plant it somewhere in this general vicinity and down a few hundred meters Originally by: Mitz Pufos I'd rather have a weapon that can kill people with a specific taste in music... /facepalm Originally by: Mutant Caldari Or this She's hot! Originally by: Hugh Munguss Here...Mecca I believe this spot would be more effective or we could split the difference say at Medina. Slade :Signature Temporarily Disabled:
stoicfaux	Posted - 2010.08.16 01:25:00 - [48] Edited by: stoicfaux on 16/08/2010 01:25:15 Originally by: Slade Trillgon Quote: Or this She's hot! She? ----- "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you! -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
Slade Trillgon Endless Possibilities Inc. Damu'Khonde	Posted - 2010.08.16 02:11:00 - [49] Originally by: stoicfaux She? I have been known to say she's hot, when in actuality she is not hot. In this case I said it for a slightly different reason. Slade :Signature Temporarily Disabled:
Nishachara Special Operations Corp Mortal Destruction	Posted - 2010.08.16 08:27:00 - [50] Place: The Royal Observatory, Greenwich, London... Time: 11.06.2013 5.56 A.M. Just to make people wonder for centuries from that day :D
sasabor	Posted - 2010.08.17 04:45:00 - [51] Why limit yourself to a 15 KT device, why can't i use the 50MT tsar bomb, gives a bigger bang in my opinion PLACE regional Tax Office building TIME whenever they dare to overtax me again By the way did the soviets ever , made those operational, can't seem to find a solid answer on that
Akita T Caldari Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2010.08.17 10:57:00 - [52] Originally by: sasabor Why limit yourself to a 15 KT device, why can't i use the 50MT tsar bomb, gives a bigger bang in my opinion That's precisely why not It's not about sheer destructive force. Quote: By the way did the soviets ever , made those operational, can't seem to find a solid answer on that "Only one bomb of this type was ever built and it was tested in 1961. Originally designed to have a yield of about 100 megatons, yield was reduced to 50 megatons in order to reduce nuclear fallout. This attempt was successful, as it was one of the cleanest hydrogen bombs ever detonated." So... yes they did... and no, you can't have one. _ Beginner's ISK making guide \| Manufacturer's helper \| All about reacting _
Alec Freeman Minmatar Adventurers Matari Visionary Coalition	Posted - 2010.08.19 01:06:00 - [53] Id hold it. And ransom England for return of control of Scotland to its rightful parlement. Reversing the "Acts of Union 1707". Thus creating to seperate countrys. The Kingdom of Scotland and The Kingdom of England. After using it for this i would probably just chuck it at some American state... any one will do they are all just as bad.
foksieloy Minmatar Universal Army Damu'Khonde	Posted - 2010.08.19 10:04:00 - [54] I would use it to bake the world largest burger. Time? I am a bit peckish right now. _______________________ Drink Eau du Nichup«, the taste of heaven. Now available as Nichup Citrus« as well!

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