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Darqnite
Caldari LEGI0N SOUL CARTEL
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Posted - 2010.08.18 01:06:00 -
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Edited by: Darqnite on 18/08/2010 01:07:08 <<< Universal Press Release >>> <<< A Horrific Message To All Applicable Capsuleers >>> <<< Warning: not for the faint hearted >>>
Greetings Capsuleers; I come to you today with a deeply disturbing, public service announcement. There are thousands beyond thousands of careless pilots who are harming poor defenseless entities everyday; sometimes wiping out entire colonies!! This is an outrage. How can people standby and let this sort of genocide happen. It is completely unacceptable and must be stopped.
I have had the chance to interview a couple of the lone survivors from these said battles, or should i say, masacres. One simple fellow said, whilst weeping tears uncontrollably, " My entire family was just sitting there, minding our own business, watching the nights sky, when we were suprise attacked from behind! The hoard of invaders quickly deployed large metal cans everywhere! " *takes a moment to gather his composure, and wipe away a tear from his mud soaked crust* " Then them darn hulks showed up and started torturing my wife, slowly taking away her perfect, beautiful shell, 540m3 at a time. Before I knew it, she was gone... NOO!!!!! Dang you Hulks! Someone Avenge Me! "
As you can see, this is very troubling. How can you ruin familys like that, HOMEWRECKERS!! If Mr. Veldespar's story wasnt bad enough;
Another unfortunate lad had an even more troubling story, heres alittle excerpt from my interview: ( for security purposes we'll call him lad )
REPORTER: " So can you tell us what happened here son? "
LAD: " Well, one day these ships just shown up in our solar system, and started deploying large metaltowers everywhere, cluttering up our once brilliant nightscape. "
REPORTER: " What happened next? "
LAD: " Then these large beams started protruding out from these huge laser machines the got, taking away precious minerals from our much needed moons. Those are OUR moons, why can they take what is not theirs! It not right! "
REPORTER: " You mentioned something about an economical disaster occuring as a result from their actions? "
LAD: " Yes, They have been doing this now for years ( destroying our moons ) and it is greatly affecting our orbit with our solar system's sun, and surrounding collidable objects. This is causing Tsunami like tides changing every 6 hours, already killing millions of the citizens on my planet. If the tidal waves dont due you in, then the scorching summers, and nuclear like winters from throwing us out of orbit, and making our weather patterns more extreme, will. If this isnt stopped, I fear my plant may fall. "
You people, I dont even think you can call yourselves that anymore, people.. cause your not people, your MONSTERS! U must be stopped.
Well, that time has come. SOUL CARTEL ALLIANCE has taken on this task, to rid our universe of the scum and villans you guys are! And dont you think we are alone. We DO have help; from the Blood Cartel, to Sancha's Nation, and all their affiliates. We will prevail. If you are troubled by the events listed above and want to help, drop an alliance application, or convo / mail Darqnite with further questions.
If you are onboard, fly safe, If you are one of the slimes mentioned, then your days are numbered.
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Jamez Graand
Gallente I.M.M Session Changes
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Posted - 2010.08.18 01:12:00 -
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Interesting.
Yo Ray! |
Nostradamous
Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2010.08.18 01:25:00 -
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So Internet Spaceship Mining is serious Business?
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Kieselguhr Kid
Amarr GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.08.18 01:26:00 -
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You didn't mention the English language, yet you've clearly butchered it. I'm confused.
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Imigo Montoya
Gallente Hysterically Unforgiving Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2010.08.18 01:34:00 -
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Originally by: Darqnite Edited by: Darqnite on 18/08/2010 01:07:08 <<< Universal Press Release >>> <<< A Horrific Message To All Applicable Capsuleers >>> <<< Warning: not for the faint hearted >>>
Greetings Capsuleers; I come to you today with a deeply disturbing, public service announcement. There are thousands beyond thousands of careless pilots who are harming poor defenseless sentences everyday; sometimes wiping out entire languages!! This is an outrage. How can people standby and let this sort of genocide happen. It is completely unacceptable and must be stopped.
I have had the chance to interview a couple of the lone survivors from these said battles, or should i say, massacres. One simple fellow said, whilst weeping tears uncontrollably, "My entire vocabulary was just sitting there, minding our own business, watching the nights sky, when we were surprise attacked from behind! The hoard of invaders quickly deployed spelling and grammatical errors everywhere! " *takes a moment to gather his composure, and wipe away a tear from his sentence structure* " Then them darn illiterates showed up and started torturing my wife, slowly taking away her perfect, beautiful prose. Before I knew it, she was gone... NOO!!!!! Dang you illiterates! Someone Avenge Me! "
FYP.
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Jack Airron
Gallente Wrecking Shots -Mostly Harmless-
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Posted - 2010.08.18 01:37:00 -
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who?
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Bolts Justice
Minmatar Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2010.08.18 04:07:00 -
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So, you guys are going to be out for Hulkmageddon in force then? Signature removed for thought-crime. Zymurgist |
Berneh
Gallente LEGI0N SOUL CARTEL
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Posted - 2010.08.18 13:10:00 -
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\o/ go us \o/
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Kalunmaar
Amarr SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2010.08.18 13:11:00 -
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The RP is strong here. Too strong for my feeble mind.
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ImmaSplodeYou
Amarr Hounds of Cullan Cerberus.
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Posted - 2010.08.18 19:12:00 -
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Originally by: Darqnite Edited by: Darqnite on 18/08/2010 01:07:08 Then them darn hulks showed up and started torturing my wife, slowly taking away her perfect, beautiful shell, 540m3 at a time.
You have a fat wife
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Azran Zala
Caldari Fleet of the Damned Ta8ula Rasa
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Posted - 2010.08.18 19:57:00 -
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Your mamma so fat, a macro tried to mine her... ;p
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